Contagious Disease jokesAdd jokeBestNewestDoctorAnonymous ยท 10 years ago"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna.""Will that cure me?" the patient asks."Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."George Floyd jokesPriest jokesChinese jokesOffensive jokesAbortion jokesProstitution jokesAll categories
DoctorAnonymous ยท 10 years ago"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna.""Will that cure me?" the patient asks."Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
