Confiscation jokes
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Community talk
guys the police took my phone
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington after… Read more