Condensed Milk jokes
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!