This website is lowkey dying after some 12 year olds found it and ruined, half the jokes don’t make sense no more

Heroin Monkey's name isn't really Heroin Monkey, his name is Aderall Chimpanzee. He lives in the trenches with Ant Boy, Opal, Thoughtless, Perc, Big (Fire) Balls, and Thoughtless. I know this because I go to his school

I showed a little of my face, now should I do a full face reveal?? I doesn't rlly matter lol

If one burgrer is half a pound. I can eat ten burgers and have consumed ten pounds of meat. which means I put a meat in my mouth. and lots of people (especially guys) eat burgers or other forms of meat. Which leads me to rocky mountain oysters which are literally balls. therefore eating meat is gay