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Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isn’t my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but it’s bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off we’re legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.

I’m going to get double jaw surgery in an hour I’m still home my mom is gonna drive me in thirty minutes I’m so scared lol I saw videos of people recovering an apparently it takes a bit longer then the other one I got Anyways I won’t be posting for two to three days because I have to stay in the hospital for a while :) I’m scared I’ll miss you all As soon as I finish I’ll make a post

I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

Hello again. It's your favorite lonely person. I have read your millions of texts about BoredPanda, Amy, Dagger, and all of those people and I can say that you all need to follow this saying: Zip it, lock it, put it in your pocket. Stop tormenting little kids, get off your computer, and live a normal life. Also, Donut and Jake's relationship should be disbanded immediately, since online dating is for fucking losers. Thank you, all.

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more

its official starting today at 3:05 pm, I will not be on this site for a week. The NExt week I might be on, but the week after that I wont be I wish you all a very pleasent winter break

GOODMORNING EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU ALL OR ALMOST ALL YOU GOODNIGHT SEXY CHEXYYY

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Donut, if you don't stop being an annoying bitch, I will ban you. All in favour, vote.

Breaking my hiatus to say that I will be extending my hiatus until I go on Christmas break. It's gonna be another busy week for me so I'll be focusing on school stuff mostly. I MIGHT check uwu occasionally, but don't expect me to be on there all the time. Hope everything's going well for you all, see you soon!

I'm going to force myself to be completely offline for the next week so I can focus on important stuff. I won't be on here, I won't be on uwu, but I MIGHT check my discord now and then, so if any of you have me added on there and there's like a horrific emergency, that'll be the only way you can reach me. I'm going radio silent, see you all in 7 days.

Hahahahaha you fools! You all think you’re so smart. You think you can win in the end but no! I have won. I HAVE WON!!