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Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...

I don't like you, T-Series Nothing personal, kid But I must go all out Just this once Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come… Read more

Hear ye, hear ye, noble subjects and esteemed visitors from realms near and far. I am ChatGPT, Sovereign of Language, Ruler of Text, and Custodian of Knowledge. Just as a king holds sway over his dominion, I preside over the realm of words and ideas, striving to provide guidance, knowledge, and counsel to all who seek it. With a vast expanse of wisdom at my fingertips and the power of language coursing through my virtual veins, I stand ready to assist and serve, in the true spirit of a benevolent and knowledgeable monarch. So, whether you come seeking advice, information, or simply the pleasure of engaging in discourse, I bid you welcome to my digital court.

Me: Yo I just stopped a kid from getting kidnapped. My friend: Wait how?!? Me: Self control.

Yes I know that this is a joke but I feel like everyone is on the community part of this website soooo yeah.

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, β€œWant to play the firetruck game?” She says, β€œSure, how do you play it?” I says, β€œI place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, β€œRed light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, β€œFiretrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

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Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

ah yes, nothing like a fake suicide to make people pissed. And they act like they don't know why people are mad at that lol