Favorite Part of Halloween

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Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation

I ask them trick or treat and I always do the trick which is putting them in my basement

Comment deleted by Anonymous

I like walking past little little kids "accidently" tripping them and then just acting like it never happened

And just watching the despair on their faces as they have to pick up all their candy that fell on the ground

I like going to parties with my friends until like 3 in the morning

I like beating up kids until they turn into a bloody pulp and I bash their head with a mallet and feast upon their internal organs and dump them in a trashcan while I piss on their dead corpse that is starting to grow maggots.

The Unknown King of Moderation

I love scaring kids and pretending to be one so I can get free candy and then ration it out till march

HOW TF DO YOU PRETEND TO BE A TODDLER YOU JUST GO "HI IM TIMMY TRICK OR TREAT"