Shower Thoughts:
- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.
Hi, Follow me please, also I wanna get to know some people because im bored lol.
Goodbye everyone, nice meeting you.
Can you stop bringing your suicidal thoughts on here? With all due respect to everyone, we are not your little therapist buddies. Go seek professional help or talk to people you trust. Just not on here. Thanks, guys.
I'm sick of seeing shit ass posts that have no meaning. From now on, any post that is not remotely relevant will be deleted. They take up unnecessary amounts of space and bury the important posts. I have to scroll for 2 minutes to find a chat I left yesterday. You bitchass zoomers clearly can't control yourselves and infect this website.
Hello everyone,
It is very important to me that a friendly atmosphere prevails in the community. Unfortunately, there have been complaints about moderators making insulting, racist or homophobic comments. Such behavior is unacceptable here, and as a result, I had to make some changes to the moderation team today.
If there are similar incidents in the future (or something else), feel free to create a post here to contact me. I read all posts and will take care of the matter. If you want to report something privately, you can also do so via email. My address is info@worstjokesever.com
Wilkinson, my guy, I miss you. You were mature enough to see things these immature little children refuse to accept. I hope you're doing alright, bro.
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
God, not gonna lie, your first and second profile pics were the best.
Like this, if your sibling is annoying
Taking a practice ACT today, wish me luck...
Jake, where are you? 😞
Guys, there is an impostor trying to be me. He has the wrong font, though. So please igonre him if says something bad and tries to blame me.
Ask and you shall receive. Vote to ban Shy Dragon (the femboy faggot from BoredPanda.)
dear matthais sorry if i spelled your name wrong but worst jokes ever has gone to hell , i want to talk to you about me making a community guidlines form where if followed will result in a perfect worst jokes ever , i have valid reasons on why we should do this. 1. to know who to ban and who not to ban 2. to see who violated guidlines 3. to see if someone is abusing mod. I would create a community guidline but i need your help to code it into worst jokes ever as when you join you go through the community guidlines - sincerly - im with stupid
Y’all are bums.
Guys if this post gets 10 likes, I will roasted GG Miller for good
"Suicide is the retreat of existence. It is getting rid of yourself because of scum that degrades others for enjoyment or because of physical pain that you want to be able to feel sweet relief for. But the truth is with other people like you and resources for comfortable survival there is never a good reason for this retreat. There is always something worse unless you live in solitude being constantly tortured and it is always possible to rise to greatness no matter how poor or ruined. It only leads to loss."
- Lovely Perv. 6-7 months ago.
Favourite song by Eminem.
Donut, if you don't stop being an annoying bitch, I will ban you. All in favour, vote.