Just to clarify, I am straight. There is this bastard on here called BLADE 2 who is saying that I'm "gay" or I "like penis". But I am S T R A I G H T.

Matt, if you're reading this, please ban this bozo or at least give him a warning.

Looks like we got another update. Thanks for, once again, improving the website, Matt!

Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.

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Lovely Perv, yesterday, I was talking about this guy:

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This will be my last post. What tf happened to 5 of my jokes?! WHO HAS MOD AND DELETES THEM?!? SHOW YOURSELF!!

Happy Valentines Day everybody like and comment, if you have a valentine, love you guys and I wish u guys the best 🩷💘💖♥💓💞

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Now I'm going to show you guys h… Read more