Terrorist 4.0 I'm gonna bomb YOUR house and tell everyone your gay and that you tried to drown me in your swimming pool TWICE, if you don't watch a movie with me. Also stop sending pig pictures to me I'M NOT A PIG, here's some broses for the continuation of our bromance🌹🌹🌹

A cookie a day keeps your sadness away, but an entire jar of cookies a day brings it back...

I don’t know why people call me ADHD, when my name clearly is

ADHD autist ——————-

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed "it's a man!" Then Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital.

TERRORIST I NEED HELP HOW IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO I PUT A MF AUDIO ON THE POSTER FOR BIGMACS CLASS. LIKE I RECORDED MY PSA BUT IDK HOW TO PUT IT ON

I AM SO MAD. SO IM GOING TO MAY HAIR SALON AND MIND U I HAVE CURLY HAIR. SO MY NORMAL CUT IS LIKE $70 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN. ALL OF THE MF SUDDEN. THEY CHARGE MORE FOR CURLY HAIRCUTS. SO NOW I HAVE TP PAY $115 TO GET MY HAIR CUT BC MY HAIR IS CURLY