We were playing in the sand And you found a little band You told me you fell in love with it Hadn't gone as I planned When you had to bid adieu Said you'd never love anew I wondered if I could hold it And fall in love with it too You told me to buy a pony But all I wanted was you ?ylsuoires esnesnon koot ew fi ffo retteb eb dlrow eht t'ndluoW

Yo mama so ugly, when she was being robbed, the burglar took off his mask and made HER wear it.

TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.

i love you guys so damn much i just wanna let u guys know how thankful i am to have such an amazing friends. you guys mean the world for me. i love you guys

JAXE! POMNI! WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT ADVENTURE BE? I’M TOO HIGH TO COME UP WITH ONE

Hey so for people who didn’t get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)

First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting

Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know

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WELL CUM TO THE AMAZING DIGITAL WHORE HOU- CIRCUS! MY NAME IS CAIDE AND I’M HERE TO SHOW YOU THE MOST BALL-DROPPING, SEX-STOPPING, MIND-FUCKING PARAPHERNALIA YOU’VE EVER LAYED YOUR EYES UPON!

im from the crip gang yuh you finna be mah opps if you mess with mah shit cuh ima shoot ya ass up you feel me?

I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!!

Angel, Ry, I’m sorry if I went too far..I’ll still talk to both of you but can we just put the past behind us and not tell lies about each other anymore?

Okay, for all those who are interested in the conflict with the German site, first of all, shut. If it doesn't involve you, don't say anything. If it does involve you, ALSO don't say anything. We have agreed to stay off of each other's sites until tomorrow, when myself and other mods will work on resolving the issue. If you have concerns, message me elsewhere and I will bring it up. Until then, you are all to leave things be and completely disregard the happenings of today and yesterday. Okay?