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yeah ig we just need more ppl to join or smth?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Nobody’s on in the mornings anymore, plus it’s a Sunday so people are probably doing stuff

yeah but its getting towards the afternoon, nd yesterday was INCREDIBLY dead

all day

hey mysitc

hey perc

damn yall left

oh hey

the period seems so passive aggressive 😭

ive been tryna make a calendar for this year nd its taking so much time

to get all the lines even

nd like write everything evenly nd shit

buttt i have reference pictures for all of em nd im on june is its my favourite design

so im excited

Hola people

hey god

Hey how are yuu

im good

I just got home 🏡

so I’m happy

oo yay

I am no longer in France to :(

did you enjoy france?

We had to cut it short short

Yeah it’s nice there

thats cool

God

We had to cut it short short

oh damn

europes nice

But it’s cool yeah

thats cool

ive been to poland nd the netherlands and its so pretty

I don’t really like the US as much bc I feel likes there’s just a lot of controversy and etc

yeah

nd europes really pretty too

mal

ive been to poland nd the netherlands and its so pretty

Omg Netherlands is so pretty I was there before

when you were there did you go to amsterdam?

i loved all the gardens nd water

Marvin the Martian

Hey everyone

hey

i dunno

mal

when you were there did you go to amsterdam?

Yeah but that’s was years ago

Marvin the Martian

Hey everyone

Hi

Marvin the Martian

Where are the other 3 people?

Lurking 👀

God

Yeah but that’s was years ago

oh cool. i went summer of 2022

my parents are hoping to take my siblings nd i on a road trip all through europe once my siblings are older

Ouuu you went recently

mal

my parents are hoping to take my siblings nd i on a road trip all through europe once my siblings are older

That would be so much fun

yeah nd my parents are making plans to go back to poland this summer cus we have family there

God

That would be so much fun

it would, nd by the time my siblings are old enough id be an adult so id prolly be able to take a friend or 2 w me which would be awesome

i really would love to visit italy

mal

i really would love to visit italy

Dude me too I wanna go so bad

mal

it would, nd by the time my siblings are old enough id be an adult so id prolly be able to take a friend or 2 w me which would be awesome

That would be so cool actually

God

Dude me too I wanna go so bad

its so cool nd i wanna learn italian, partially cus im italian nd partially cus my favourite band is italian nd has some italian songs nd id LOVE to know what theyre saying lmao

God

That would be so cool actually

it would be amazing

mal

its so cool nd i wanna learn italian, partially cus im italian nd partially cus my favourite band is italian nd has some italian songs nd id LOVE to know what theyre saying lmao

Ahhh so ur a pizza man I seee

lmao yes i got pizza in my blood 💀

damn chat died

mal

lmao yes i got pizza in my blood 💀

No way reslly

EMMM

God

No way reslly

mhm my blood tastes like pizza sauce nd is as red as pepperoni

OMG EM GUESS WHAT

damn you left me

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A NEW PHONE SOON

OOOH WHAT PHONE ARE U LOOKING AT

15

CUS I DIDNT THINK I HAD MUCH LEFT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT CUS I HAVENT WORKED SINCE AUGUST ND IVE SPENT A LOT SINCE THEN ON SCHOOL STUFF ND BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR PEOPLE BUT I GOT A LETTER TELLING ME HOW MUCH I MADE OVER THE SUMMER ND I MADE A LITTLE OVER 1300 (which is crazy i worked for 3 months 2 days a week at most nd some weeks i didnt even work) ND SO I DEFINITELY STILL HAVE A SOLID AMOUNT LEFT

PLUS I HAVE LIKE $200 IN CASH

ND A $25 APPLE GIFT CARD

SO

YAY

em you left me again.

i gotta go so if you come back......byee <33

Oh shit my bad

hey

im tryna do a lab report nd im on the conclusion nd i j realised i didnt write the fucking conclusion in my lab book 😭

who are the 2 stalkers?

guyss

oml

mal

oml

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oh

yeah nd no ones talking

which is lame

mal

its so cool nd i wanna learn italian, partially cus im italian nd partially cus my favourite band is italian nd has some italian songs nd id LOVE to know what theyre saying lmao

Imagine being Italian, couldn’t be me

lmao

italian ftw though

The Unknown King of Moderation

Shout out to Italians, gotta be one of my favorite genders

LMAO

The Unknown King of Moderation

Imagine being Italian, couldn’t be me

(I’m Italian just in case that wasn’t clear)

guys i hate science

The Unknown King of Moderation

(I’m Italian just in case that wasn’t clear)

no ur a mexican border hoper

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m both

bruv how do u have 2 genders at za same time

if u shit on a plate, would u call it lasagna?

ew

whatt

Comment deleted by Anonymous

lasanga is so good

my grandma makes amazing lasagna

i’ve had lasagna before it’s pretty good

thats fair

I love my child, but not as much as I love la-sa-gnyah.

my grandmas lasagna isnt too saucy or cheesy

mal

my grandmas lasagna isnt too saucy or cheesy

its honestly like spaghetti cake

oh hey lync

lynx

Chunke Monke

opal r u still gonna admit ur leo?

That's not opal, you moron.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Damn your grandma sounds cool

shes actually one of the most annoying people ive ever met

Anonymous

That's not opal, you moron.

nah cus look at za 2nd to last post she made yestersay

but she makes really good food

they "apologize" the exact same way bruv

who

Everyone on here makes those half-assed apologies the same way.

what did i apologize about 🤦‍♀️

Anonymous

Everyone on here makes those half-assed apologies the same way.

i j dont bother apologize 🤷

Anonymous

Everyone on here makes those half-assed apologies the same way.

nuh uh

Anonymous

what did i apologize about 🤦‍♀️

dat's y i put it in quotations dumbass

He thinks you're apologizing on an alt on behalf of Opal.

well i wasn’t apologizing

Lots of kids on here post that way,

Anonymous

well i wasn’t apologizing

i literaly just fuqing said i put in quotations

Anonymous

Lots of kids on here post that way,

name one other than opal and leo

Probably those three kids that come out at noon.

The one who comments on old posts.

apple?

ah

Okay but hear me out: Perc knows Opal in real life. Perc was on BP long before any of the BP people joined WJE. Leo came long after the BP people, and iirc before Opal came on. We’ve seen and heard Opal, and im fairly sure we’ve heard leo’s voice, unless I mistook it for something else.

And there are two other kids that talk like her.

apple has a completley different typing style

You're putting too much effort to defend the parasitic weed that is Opal.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Okay but hear me out: Perc knows Opal in real life. Perc was on BP long before any of the BP people joined WJE. Leo came long after the BP people, and iirc before Opal came on. We’ve seen and heard Opal, and im fairly sure we’ve heard leo’s voice, unless I mistook it for something else.

leo just played an audio during a call of a random korean lady speaking

I don't know what you see in her, honestly.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Okay but hear me out: Perc knows Opal in real life. Perc was on BP long before any of the BP people joined WJE. Leo came long after the BP people, and iirc before Opal came on. We’ve seen and heard Opal, and im fairly sure we’ve heard leo’s voice, unless I mistook it for something else.

are you saying all 3 are the same?

i mean im not even on opals side anymore, i realized that she was annoying

The Unknown King of Moderation

No im saying they’re all different

ohhh okay that makes sense then

Anonymous

i mean im not even on opals side anymore, i realized that she was annoying

so ur hating urself?

>leo just played an audio during a call of a random korean lady speaking

lmao

The Unknown King of Moderation
Image

opal?

Who in the blazes is that?

Anonymous

Who in the blazes is that?

it's opal herself

this is why ive been on sw more lol, yall are so corrupted

Anonymous

this is why ive been on sw more lol, yall are so corrupted

lol we don't fuqing care

😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m trying to make it a nicer place 😭

it not working jake

What

Yeah, and ruined the site in the process.

hey god

i feel like we need more moderators, and it should be a more democratic site.

What did Jake do

mal

hey god

Hi mal

Anonymous

i feel like we need more moderators, and it should be a more democratic site.

no, we don't

like, we would elect a couple nominees for mod, good people on the website, and then everyone would vote

actually, we need to bring wade back as a mod

The site's population is dwindling due to Jake's vain attempts to "sanitize" it and turn it into Reddit.

Chunke Monke

actually, we need to bring wade back as a mod

no we dont.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

whats with the depression pfp

It’s not?

idc if daggers mod but wade was too biased to be mod

i do agree, wade did ban people for no reason but i agree, he might need a second chance. as for dagger, i think i recall him saying he never wanted to be mod???

The site was at its peak when it was a chaotic maelstrom of anger.

Anonymous

i do agree, wade did ban people for no reason but i agree, he might need a second chance. as for dagger, i think i recall him saying he never wanted to be mod???

he did want to so he can ban the retards

if wades mod again then he needs to actually chill tf out w the banning

but people attacked him for banning them along with wade so they got their mod powers taken

i think ethan and jake are doing a good job as mod but thats imo

ethan jake nd sah are good mods i think

Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

Now it's just a pathetic graveyard of the old internet with Jake trying to retcon it as a "safe-space".

God

Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

^^^

God

Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

fax

God

Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

That's what we wanted, but Jake disagreed.

Anonymous

i think ethan and jake are doing a good job as mod but thats imo

ethan aint even on here half of the time and jake barely does anything to keep the site fun

Let people be themselves don’t ban them js bc you feel “attacked” this site is meant to be dark humor and jokes don’t get offended

God

Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

fax

Chunke Monke

ethan aint even on here half of the time and jake barely does anything to keep the site fun

jake is trying to make the site fun but yall keep ruining it

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

every person who ive seen that has "depression" puts that profile and then sterotypically says that they harm theirselves etc

Damn bro you just judging every pfp I put on

Anonymous

jake is trying to make the site fun but yall keep ruining it

nah, he's ruining

Anonymous

jake is trying to make the site fun but yall keep ruining it

He has ruined it himself.

God

Let people be themselves don’t ban them js bc you feel “attacked” this site is meant to be dark humor and jokes don’t get offended

no fr some people seriously needa grow up nd learn it doesnt matter what random people on the internet say about them

but this isnt the first time wje has been shit, theres always been dark times

LMAO

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

meant for bad jokes smh

Matt wouldn't get a single dime out of this site if it had been for "cheesy" or "bad" or "dad" jokes like he intended.

The dark, morbid, and hateful energy of the site kept it alive and unique.

Anonymous

but this isnt the first time wje has been shit, theres always been dark times

yeah fr i feel like every once n a while the site dies nd then randomly theres like 13 people online

You can cry all you want but you can't change the facts.

mal

yeah fr i feel like every once n a while the site dies nd then randomly theres like 13 people online

lmao

Anonymous

Matt wouldn't get a single dime out of this site if it had been for "cheesy" or "bad" or "dad" jokes like he intended.

man i remember za chuck norris jokes

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

thats why yo daddy dead

bro…

What part of “don’t bring it up” did you not understand

guys when we have a normal convo without anyone attacking each other everyone is nice, it's just people are thirsty for drama since the site dies a lot

Anonymous

guys when we have a normal convo without anyone attacking each other everyone is nice, it's just people are thirsty for drama since the site dies a lot

prolly cas of u and jake

dat's whole reason why dis site changed

God

What part of “don’t bring it up” did you not understand

OH

There was no drama before, pathetic, weak, thin-skinned people were bullied out and that was the end of it.

Anonymous

guys when we have a normal convo without anyone attacking each other everyone is nice, it's just people are thirsty for drama since the site dies a lot

well when its like legitimate drama then it sucks but when people are j going at each other w shitty insults then its really funny

EM

za site was perfect 3 months ago when jake wasn't enforcing these rules and opal didn't exist

HI

Thick skinned people remained and could have banter in peace.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

STFU EMILY

HELP HI MADI

Anonymous

There was no drama before, pathetic, weak, thin-skinned people were bullied out and that was the end of it.

for realz

bro am i the only one who thinks the ogs are the best ppl on here

Chunke Monke

za site was perfect 3 months ago when jake wasn't enforcing these rules and opal didn't exist

It was far from perfect. Perfect was when only Matt was a moderator.

Anonymous

It was far from perfect. Perfect was when only Matt was a moderator.

fax

Anonymous

It was far from perfect. Perfect was when only Matt was a moderator.

NO WAIT ARE U GUYS SHITTING ON JAKE AGAIN

Anonymous

bro am i the only one who thinks the ogs are the best ppl on here

Clearly not, since you go against everything the "OGs" stand for.

urfavvirgo

NO WAIT ARE U GUYS SHITTING ON JAKE AGAIN

ye

urfavvirgo

NO WAIT ARE U GUYS SHITTING ON JAKE AGAIN

I'm not shitting on Jake as a person, just as a moderator.

Anonymous

Clearly not, since you go against everything the "OGs" stand for.

um well

Anonymous

Clearly not, since you go against everything the "OGs" stand for.

Many OGs have mixed views on the site now

many ogs don’t even exist here anymore

He is by far the worst moderator to ever exist, Matt could hire a sentient glob of diarrhea and it would moderate the site better.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Many OGs have mixed views on the site now

after the rules you've enforced when opal joined

The Unknown King of Moderation

Many OGs have mixed views on the site now

2022 and beyond (forward) are not OGs.

Anonymous

He is by far the worst moderator to ever exist, Matt could hire a sentient glob of diarrhea and it would moderate the site better.

cute comparison 😍🥰

lynx, what is jake doing wrong? i agree, maybe he can be a bit biased sometimes, but like give him a chance

Anonymous

2022 and beyond (forward) are not OGs.

Facts

Anonymous

2022 and beyond (forward) are not OGs.

wat do u consider the golden era of dis site?

not everyone is perfect and this website is very unpredicatble

We have given him plenty of chances. What has he done? He's run the original site into the ground.

Anonymous

lynx, what is jake doing wrong? i agree, maybe he can be a bit biased sometimes, but like give him a chance

Yeah I appreciate constructive criticism

Chunke Monke

wat do u consider the golden era of dis site?

2015-2021

Maybe things would get better if yall stopped complaining about what I do and tell me ways I could be better 🤷‍♂️

Anonymous

like when is jake a pedo

I have never claimed this.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Maybe things would get better if yall stopped complaining about what I do and tell me ways I could be better 🤷‍♂️

we've told you many times

That is a severe accusation to make without evidence.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Maybe things would get better if yall stopped complaining about what I do and tell me ways I could be better 🤷‍♂️

STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME SMH

someone made an account lol

LIKE ITS SO BITCHY ESPECIALLY AFTER U KEEP TELLING PEOPLE TO “stop being so mean to Opal” and “why are u guys so mean to me” LIKE STFU UR ALWAYS ON MY ASS ABT MY CHIPOTLE CONSUMPTION

yall, when we dont argue and were just having fun, we have a gret time together

At the same time y’all we putting all the stress on Jake and not the other mods

It's a joke when it's convenient, right Jake?

Jake is only one guy he can’t do everything

keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

urfavvirgo

LIKE ITS SO BITCHY ESPECIALLY AFTER U KEEP TELLING PEOPLE TO “stop being so mean to Opal” and “why are u guys so mean to me” LIKE STFU UR ALWAYS ON MY ASS ABT MY CHIPOTLE CONSUMPTION

BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND TOO MUCH CHIPOTLE IS UNHEALTHY

God

Jake is only one guy he can’t do everything

FACTS

Chunke Monke

keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

YES

God

At the same time y’all we putting all the stress on Jake and not the other mods

no but what other mods other than sah and Wilkinson cause Wilkinson doesn’t even exist here anymore and say is barely on

God

Jake is only one guy he can’t do everything

^^

Chunke Monke

keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

Not the third one, because Jake will retcon the meaning of that one.

Chunke Monke

keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

“CONSTANT HARASSMENT OVER NOTHING”

It’s ether we get more mods who are active or just stop fucking complaining about everything let it go

Chunke Monke

keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

for once i agree with feet, which is rare...

The Unknown King of Moderation

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

and kick opal and her alts*

The Unknown King of Moderation

BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND TOO MUCH CHIPOTLE IS UNHEALTHY

BUT ITS MEANNN LIKE GODDAMN LET ME LIVE

Jake loves to twist the meaning of the rules to fit his narrative.

js know opal is a shitty person jake, no need to defend her.

and also one more peice of advice Jake

Clearly Jake is extremely liberal.

You live in Californ-i-a for Gods' sake.

jake r u js gonna ignore the idea on kicking opal and alts outta here?

Chunke Monke

and kick opal and her alts*

i think she left the website for good, didn't she get found out by her school??? idk i was just stalking the website...

complaining abt the site dying doesn’t do anything like you’ve already tried to many things so let it die if that’s what’s going to happen

Anonymous

You live in Californ-i-a for Gods' sake.

I lived there too

stop forcing stuff on it and it’s users

Anonymous

i think she left the website for good, didn't she get found out by her school??? idk i was just stalking the website...

stop fucking lying, we know you're opal

urfavvirgo

complaining abt the site dying doesn’t do anything like you’ve already tried to many things so let it die if that’s what’s going to happen

EXACTLY

I mean in a few years you won't even be able to drive gasoline cars.

Anonymous

I mean in a few years you won't even be able to drive gasoline cars.

I have a Tesla vroom vroom

oh

The Unknown King of Moderation

9 year olds can’t drive

IM NOT 9

Tesla’s do not in fact go “vroom vroom”

Anonymous

i think she left the website for good, didn't she get found out by her school??? idk i was just stalking the website...

how about you leave and mature enough to the point where you can handle an actual conversation instead of crying like a bitch every time when something doesn't match your way

God

Tesla’s do not in fact go “vroom vroom”

YES THEY DO

Don't you realize that your milieu and upbringing has warped your worldview somewhat? You are more disposed to coddle and protect people's feelings.

Chunke Monke

how about you leave and mature enough to the point where you can handle an actual conversation instead of crying like a bitch every time when something doesn't match your way

Dude what happened to you being goofy and fun

The Unknown King of Moderation

I CAN DRIVE SUCK IT

What do you drive

Anonymous

Don't you realize that your milieu and upbringing has warped your worldview somewhat? You are more disposed to coddle and protect people's feelings.

MY PARENTS DID NOT RAISE ME THAT WAY

The Unknown King of Moderation

Dude what happened to you being goofy and fun

exactly

The Unknown King of Moderation

MY PARENTS DID NOT RAISE ME THAT WAY

Then why do you act this way?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Dude what happened to you being goofy and fun

what happened to you being a badass who didn't care of others opinions?

NAH

Oh ok good

Chunke Monke

how about you leave and mature enough to the point where you can handle an actual conversation instead of crying like a bitch every time when something doesn't match your way

cooked

Civic?

Maybe that's the problem, Jake.

Your parents didn't raise you.

The Unknown King of Moderation

2024 HRV

I’ll race you for pinks ong

urfavvirgo

YES THEY DO

no they dont lmao

Lmao

Anonymous

Then why do you act this way?

probably bc he wants to treat others the way he wants to be treated ?

Hondas are lit tho fr fr

mal

no they dont lmao

I HAVE THE MODEL E IT LITERALLY GOES VROOOOOOOOM

urfavvirgo

probably bc he wants to treat others the way he wants to be treated ?

Then he could try Reddit.

Anonymous

Then he could try Reddit.

jake was a redditor

Anonymous

Then he could try Reddit.

r/roastme

I act the way I am because I know everyone has flaws and problems, and I believe in tolerance and helping people to be better

Lmao Reddit is crazy

urfavvirgo

I HAVE THE MODEL E IT LITERALLY GOES VROOOOOOOOM

I HAVE ONE ND IT DOES NOT GO VROOM VROOM IT MAKES A WEIRD SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLYING CAR FROM SOME FUTURISTIC MOVER

The Unknown King of Moderation

I act the way I am because I know everyone has flaws and problems, and I believe in tolerance and helping people to be better

We don't want that.

The Unknown King of Moderation

I act the way I am because I know everyone has flaws and problems, and I believe in tolerance and helping people to be better

fax

mal

I HAVE ONE ND IT DOES NOT GO VROOM VROOM IT MAKES A WEIRD SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLYING CAR FROM SOME FUTURISTIC MOVER

*MOVIE

The Unknown King of Moderation

A lot of it is my Christian upbringing

"Love your enemy" Ah, of course.

mal

I HAVE ONE ND IT DOES NOT GO VROOM VROOM IT MAKES A WEIRD SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLYING CAR FROM SOME FUTURISTIC MOVER

WELL HA MINE GOES VROOM AND YOURS DOESNT

i have reddit but i never use it

Anonymous

"Love your enemy" Ah, of course.

hey now I believe in God too

Yoooo fr

I believe in a different God than you. Or most people on this planet.

Thank you

urfavvirgo

hey now I believe in God too

^^

Attacking people won’t make them better, that’s evident all over the political world. Arguments and anger won’t get you anywhere in a discussion

The Unknown King of Moderation

Attacking people won’t make them better, that’s evident all over the political world. Arguments and anger won’t get you anywhere in a discussion

I disagree with that one

throwing hands and shit talking works pretty well for me

Anonymous

I believe in a different God than you. Or most people on this planet.

i believe the god of skibidi

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

OHHHH Buddism

No.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

RINGLIGNGNGIDINGDING

tacotacotaco

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sure, one side may come out on top, but it leaves the other one in a pile of shit

idc it solves the problem

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

LA PINCHE PENDEJO

stfu torta

The Unknown King of Moderation

Ching chong

mama mia

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s-a-me

Guido!

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

tortilla dumbass

search up torta in slang on google

Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

bro this convo had a very quick turn lol

Anonymous

Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

big diarrhea

Anonymous

Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

UR SO REAL FOR THAT BUT LIKE CHIPOTLE

Anonymous

Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

i’ve had some mexican food too it isn’t good imo but i had it in london so maybe it wasn’t amazing

urfavvirgo

UR SO REAL FOR THAT BUT LIKE CHIPOTLE

lemme guess u drink at starbucks?

Chunke Monke

big diarrhea

ur a big diarrhea

Anonymous

Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

you have to have it home made for it to be good if you go to the restaurants its not good it just makes you have really bad dihhera

Chunke Monke

lemme guess u drink at starbucks?

idk sometimes it’s not like my first choice tho

Anonymous

Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

Mexican food is only good when it’s made by a real ass mexican

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

you have to have it home made for it to be good if you go to the restaurants its not good it just makes you have really bad dihhera

big stinky in toilet

Chipotle, (I assume, I've never had it) is just Mexican food but American-ized (worse)

The Unknown King of Moderation

STFU ABOUT CHIPOTLE PLEASE ITS SO GROSS

NO

The Unknown King of Moderation

Mexican food is only good when it’s made by a real ass mexican

i feel like that’s any cuisine tbh

one time i shit in a toilet and i carved my shit for sculpt a skibidi toilet head

Anonymous

Chipotle, (I assume, I've never had it) is just Mexican food but American-ized (worse)

its so good you should def try it

urfavvirgo

its so good you should def try it

I'll pass.

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHITEST MEXICAN FOOD EVER

taco bell: allow me to introduce myself

damn well im glad ive never had it

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHITEST MEXICAN FOOD EVER

hold up aren’t u white ?

Why does Jake simultaneously have the worst and best takes?

The Unknown King of Moderation

TACO BELL IS ASS I DONT EVEN CONSIDER IT MEXICAN FOOD

remember, taco?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

(hes 1% mexican)

(……)

Oop

✂️✂️

i have never had taco bell or chiptole

I’m 5%

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

(hes 1% mexican)

AYIAIAIAIAiAIAIA ARRIBA!

Chunke Monke

circumsion?

All day

Chunke Monke

baja blast taco bell hit different

NO BUT STOP CAUSE WHEN I WAS LIKE IN FOURTH GRADE SOMEONE RAN AROUND THE SCHOOL AND SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE TRASH CAN

God

All day

man, imagine not having foreskin

Chunke Monke

circumsion?

🤢

What a disgusting and vile thing to do to a child.

Anonymous

What a disgusting and vile thing to do to a child.

fax bruv

urfavvirgo

NO BUT STOP CAUSE WHEN I WAS LIKE IN FOURTH GRADE SOMEONE RAN AROUND THE SCHOOL AND SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE TRASH CAN

NO FUCKIN WAY

im not even gonna ask what it is

Anonymous

im not even gonna ask what it is

Better off not looking it up.

Chunke Monke

circumsion?

ITS GOOD BC THERE WAS THIS GUY AND HE SENT ME A VIDEO OF HIM JERKING OFF AND IT WAS LIKE TWO AND A HALF INCHES AND THERE WAS SO MUCH SKIN

For those who know, though, read this.

ew yall are so disgusyting

mal

NO FUCKIN WAY

IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

urfavvirgo

ITS GOOD BC THERE WAS THIS GUY AND HE SENT ME A VIDEO OF HIM JERKING OFF AND IT WAS LIKE TWO AND A HALF INCHES AND THERE WAS SO MUCH SKIN

u can pull it back tho

Anonymous
Image

did u find that on Facebook ?

urfavvirgo

did u find that on Facebook ?

No?

Chunke Monke

u can pull it back tho

no but it was so nasty cause there was more skin than actual dick

this is why i hate the opposite gender........

urfavvirgo

IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

OMFG

urfavvirgo

no but it was so nasty cause there was more skin than actual dick

ew

urfavvirgo

IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

That's called bad hygiene.

Anonymous

That's called bad hygiene.

I’m talking bout the shits in the trash cans stupid

The Unknown King of Moderation

Circumcision is cool kids (I had my foreskin stolen as a child)

Well, that explains a lot.

urfavvirgo

IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

nawwww really?!?!?!?!

My condolences to you, Jake.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

whos dicks u lookin at emily?

I OPENED THE CHATS AND CLICKED ON THE VIDEO AND THERE IT WAS.

And I'm not joking or being rude.

I am genuinely sorry that happened to you.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

NATHAN?

no <3

this convo woke me up this morning from how fucked up it was

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ANDREI?

HE WAS PACKING BUT NO

one time i went on twitter to zoom bomb people so i looked for zoom links and i clicked on one and there was a guy jerking his dick off along with a bunch of gay people sucking eachothers dicks

guys my frequently used 😭 help

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

AND SHE SHOWED US ANYWAYS

THATS HAPPENED TO ME TOO BEFORE.

mal

guys my frequently used 😭 help

🤢 Iphone

this random number texted me a ummm interesting photo but it was the wrong number and im traumatized

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I WAS DIGUSTED

UR SO REAL FOR THAT THO

The Unknown King of Moderation

DARK MODE

I DONT LIKE DARK MODE ON MESSAGES

Why are you addicted to dark mode?

The Unknown King of Moderation
Image

CAN I HAVE ANOTHER GOLD STAR?

Anonymous

Why are you addicted to dark mode?

white is right

The Unknown King of Moderation

👅🍆💦

🤢

FIR MY COLLECTION

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjj

Chunke Monke

white is right

I agree.

The Unknown King of Moderation

YOU GOTTA EARN IT FIRST

BUT I DESERVE IT CUS...UH...I MADE THIS POST

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s an inside joke

Yeah, definitely inside somewhere.

THANK YOU

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Unsurprising.

Wait, is that a Google computer?

All of them are tracking devices, use terminals instead.

Anonymous

mine is trash

can't expect much from a poor ass junkie who lives in a cardboard box with nothing better to do in her life except to troll on a little jokes website

I’m eating sushi

ew

God

I’m eating sushi

cat or dog flavor?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

smh cant believe jake is cheating on me yall

"smh cant believe jake is cheating on me with* yall" Fixed it.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

CALIFORNIA ROLLS?

I’m not basic

Chunke Monke

cat or dog flavor?

Dog

i dont have a dog but i want one ;-;

Anonymous

i dont have a dog but i want one ;-;

to eat?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

you look basic smh

You-

i used to have a dog

Same

Dead ASF

and i got to name them all

Anonymous

dogs are cute :D

DOGS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

my dog got put down over the summer

What’s the names

Anonymous

DOGS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

YEAH I KNOW SMH

Anonymous

and i got to name them all

nah cus liek who the fuck asked

Anonymous

DOGS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

And food

Anonymous

madi ur not average <3

She’s below average <3

I’m messing with you chill

Not you Madi

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

smh cant believe jake is cheating on me yall

HOW AM I CHEATING ON YOU

Anonymous

"And food"

thomas kinda looks liek a fleshlight

The Unknown King of Moderation

HOW AM I CHEATING ON YOU

You fucked me bro what?

jake would never cheat tbh

Anonymous

"And food"

Yes 🙌🏿

"thomas kinda looks liek a fleshlight" Wtf.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

i needa take my bird for a walk smh

Lmao

Anonymous

"thomas kinda looks liek a fleshlight" Wtf.

he does

God

Yes 🙌🏿

THAT IS NOT UR SKIN TONE

urfavvirgo

THAT IS NOT UR SKIN TONE

All my emojis are black

Anonymous

what is a fleshlight

Like a pussy and a flashlight

God

All my emojis are black

mine are yellow lol

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God

Like a pussy and a flashlight

i regret asking...

He tore off a black guy's hands and uses them to type to avoid being traced by the government.

Anonymous

He tore off a black guy's hands and uses them to type to avoid being traced by the government.

EXACTLY THAT

Anonymous

He tore off a black guy's hands and uses them to type to avoid being traced by the government.

same

madi how do u know hes cheating

Chunke Monke

lynx here's proof

Kill yourself.

man, never date a girl who thinks you're cheating all the time

Oh no

Who?

He admitted

Yes

That's a valid assumption.

I mean you have 3 ppl backing you up Madi ur set

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BLONDE HOE

I hate blondes so much

He’s from California so ofc he has a thing for blondes

Yeah and?

THEY PISS ME OFF CAUSE ALL THE ONES I EVER MET TALK ABT THEY HAIR AND HOW HEALTHY IT IS LIKE NO U HAVE BARELY THREE STRANDS OF HAIR ON UR HEAD STFU

I never said I don’t eather

urfavvirgo

THEY PISS ME OFF CAUSE ALL THE ONES I EVER MET TALK ABT THEY HAIR AND HOW HEALTHY IT IS LIKE NO U HAVE BARELY THREE STRANDS OF HAIR ON UR HEAD STFU

dam

It’s in our blood Madi you don’t understand

urfavvirgo

THEY PISS ME OFF CAUSE ALL THE ONES I EVER MET TALK ABT THEY HAIR AND HOW HEALTHY IT IS LIKE NO U HAVE BARELY THREE STRANDS OF HAIR ON UR HEAD STFU

BLONDES ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR FOLICLES OUT OF ANY OTHER COLOR

The Unknown King of Moderation

BLONDES ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR FOLICLES OUT OF ANY OTHER COLOR

So ur defending blondes I see

The Unknown King of Moderation

BLONDES ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR FOLICLES OUT OF ANY OTHER COLOR

IVE NEVER SEEN A BLONDE WITH THICK HAIR

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So basically you clapped a blonde girl last night

all redheads and blondes look the same

And did it on film

That’s crazy

I HATE GINGERS THEYRE SO FUCKING UGLY

urfavvirgo

I HATE GINGERS THEYRE SO FUCKING UGLY

for realz for realz

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urfavvirgo

I HATE GINGERS THEYRE SO FUCKING UGLY

NO FR

my friend dyed her hair red

LMAO JAKE BRO IM DESD

Jake shows his true colors.

Or rather his true hatred for colors.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

COUGH HARPER

STOP SHES SO UGLY SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN ON CRACK

Jake hates them hellcat owners

bro jake i would never say the n word

ima show dat to lil AG when he comes back

Anonymous

bro jake i would never say the n word

He did it all the time before he embraced his Californian.

Anonymous

He did it all the time before he embraced his Californian.

oh shit

Anonymous

He did it all the time before he embraced his Californian.

Exactly

The Unknown King of Moderation

DYSLEXIC

wait I just realized that ginger and cough the WORD have the same letters

Yes

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If Matt saw what we say here he'd ban ALL of us, including Jake.

wait emily thats actually so smart

The Unknown King of Moderation

IVE SAID THE N WORD ONCE OUT LOUD AND I WAS LIKE 7

Clipped mod powers gone

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Anonymous

neighbor

Good job Leo

I don’t think I’ve ever said the n word before

urfavvirgo

I don’t think I’ve ever said the n word before

Same

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

liar

I’m serious

urfavvirgo

I don’t think I’ve ever said the n word before

i said it once in 5th grade 💀

YUUP I SAW IT

I was there

So, Jake, Matt can undelete comments.

this kpop guy named jisung got exposed, he said the n word in a rap song and had to do a twitter apology ;-;

I got names and addresses

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

NAH NAH NAH U FUCKIN FLAT ASSES TOO

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THAT IDEA FROM 😭

Jake don’t fight it anymore

Give up

I have the videos

I have the @s

I have all of it

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

cause ur SURRONDED BY THEM

YEAH AND THEYRE ALL UGLY AND WEIRD AS SHIT

Come to NC they get worse

KMAO UR DO E JAKE

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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

OH I SEE SO IM UGLY AND WEIRD ASF?

MADI NO IM TALKING ABOUT THE FLAT BLONDES

ONG

as dagger once said "If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces."

Chunke Monke

ass is where it's at

AND THATS ON PERIOD

no one where i live wants one...

Chunke Monke

ass is where it's at

Shape over size tho fr fr

I love girls with fat asses they’re like the cutest sweetest people I’ve ever met

God

Shape over size tho fr fr

Elastigirl 🤤

urfavvirgo

I love girls with fat asses they’re like the cutest sweetest people I’ve ever met

lmao

The Unknown King of Moderation

Lesbian

no

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BET U LOOKIN AT EM ON INSTAGRAM TOO HUH

I LOOK AT MEMES ON INSTAGRAM

Chunke Monke

Elastigirl 🤤

ON FUCKING GOD THO FR FR

urfavvirgo

I love girls with fat asses they’re like the cutest sweetest people I’ve ever met

prolly their only redeeming quality

The Unknown King of Moderation

I LOOK AT MEMES ON INSTAGRAM

Open the gram rn like screen record it and scroll trough the feed

God

ON FUCKING GOD THO FR FR

simping for cartoon characters is wild....

Chunke Monke

prolly their only redeeming quality

no I promise their face cards are there too

Anonymous

simping for cartoon characters is wild....

Leo….

Turn away

Anonymous

simping for cartoon characters is wild....

stfu u simp over ching chong bitches

DAMN

Elastic girls real

Voice actor?

they look liek ever other ching chongs out there

not every idol is cute tho feet

Valid

The Unknown King of Moderation

THIS IS MY SUGGESTED POSTS

Tyler the eater 😭

im not even showing my suggested posts

Anonymous

im not even showing my suggested posts

Pleas do

The Unknown King of Moderation

THIS IS MY SUGGESTED POSTS

nah my pinterest posts are weirder

🪦

God

Pleas do

prolly js some ugly ass korean dudes with an emo ass haircut

prolly has fan edits of BTS or sum shit

you watch a lot of tikotk lol

Chunke Monke

prolly js some ugly ass korean dudes with an emo ass haircut

no stop cus like why does every single kpop group look exactly the same