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  • yeah ig we just need more ppl to join or smth?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Nobody’s on in the mornings anymore, plus it’s a Sunday so people are probably doing stuff

    yeah but its getting towards the afternoon, nd yesterday was INCREDIBLY dead

    damn yall left

    the period seems so passive aggressive 😭

    ive been tryna make a calendar for this year nd its taking so much time

    to get all the lines even

    nd like write everything evenly nd shit

    buttt i have reference pictures for all of em nd im on june is its my favourite design

    so im excited

    Hola people

    Hey how are yuu

    I just got home 🏡

    so I’m happy

    I am no longer in France to :(

    did you enjoy france?

    We had to cut it short short

    Yeah it’s nice there

    God

    We had to cut it short short

    oh damn

    But it’s cool yeah

    ive been to poland nd the netherlands and its so pretty

    I don’t really like the US as much bc I feel likes there’s just a lot of controversy and etc

    nd europes really pretty too

    mal♡

    ive been to poland nd the netherlands and its so pretty

    Omg Netherlands is so pretty I was there before

    when you were there did you go to amsterdam?

    i loved all the gardens nd water

    Marvin the Martian

    Hey everyone

    hey

    mal♡

    when you were there did you go to amsterdam?

    Yeah but that’s was years ago

    Marvin the Martian

    Hey everyone

    Hi

    Marvin the Martian

    Where are the other 3 people?

    Lurking 👀

    God

    Yeah but that’s was years ago

    oh cool. i went summer of 2022

    my parents are hoping to take my siblings nd i on a road trip all through europe once my siblings are older

    Ouuu you went recently

    mal♡

    my parents are hoping to take my siblings nd i on a road trip all through europe once my siblings are older

    That would be so much fun

    yeah nd my parents are making plans to go back to poland this summer cus we have family there

    God

    That would be so much fun

    it would, nd by the time my siblings are old enough id be an adult so id prolly be able to take a friend or 2 w me which would be awesome

    i really would love to visit italy

    Dude me too I wanna go so bad

    mal♡

    it would, nd by the time my siblings are old enough id be an adult so id prolly be able to take a friend or 2 w me which would be awesome

    That would be so cool actually

    God

    Dude me too I wanna go so bad

    its so cool nd i wanna learn italian, partially cus im italian nd partially cus my favourite band is italian nd has some italian songs nd id LOVE to know what theyre saying lmao

    God

    That would be so cool actually

    it would be amazing

    mal♡

    its so cool nd i wanna learn italian, partially cus im italian nd partially cus my favourite band is italian nd has some italian songs nd id LOVE to know what theyre saying lmao

    Ahhh so ur a pizza man I seee

    lmao yes i got pizza in my blood 💀

    damn chat died

    mal♡

    lmao yes i got pizza in my blood 💀

    No way reslly

    God

    No way reslly

    mhm my blood tastes like pizza sauce nd is as red as pepperoni

    OMG EM GUESS WHAT

    damn you left me

    I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A NEW PHONE SOON

    OOOH WHAT PHONE ARE U LOOKING AT

    CUS I DIDNT THINK I HAD MUCH LEFT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT CUS I HAVENT WORKED SINCE AUGUST ND IVE SPENT A LOT SINCE THEN ON SCHOOL STUFF ND BIRTHDAY/CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR PEOPLE BUT I GOT A LETTER TELLING ME HOW MUCH I MADE OVER THE SUMMER ND I MADE A LITTLE OVER 1300 (which is crazy i worked for 3 months 2 days a week at most nd some weeks i didnt even work) ND SO I DEFINITELY STILL HAVE A SOLID AMOUNT LEFT

    PLUS I HAVE LIKE $200 IN CASH

    ND A $25 APPLE GIFT CARD

    em you left me again.

    i gotta go so if you come back......byee <33

    Oh shit my bad

    im tryna do a lab report nd im on the conclusion nd i j realised i didnt write the fucking conclusion in my lab book 😭

    who are the 2 stalkers?

    🤑ay pasta la bean bay bean.🤑 🤑artim dada ba de men.🤑 🤑Appkaum nindunoo.🤑🤑 gumdun style be baylin.🤑 🤑Muna mintip, Muna mintip, Muna mintip, Muna mintip.🤑

    yeah nd no ones talking

    which is lame

    mal♡

    its so cool nd i wanna learn italian, partially cus im italian nd partially cus my favourite band is italian nd has some italian songs nd id LOVE to know what theyre saying lmao

    Imagine being Italian, couldn’t be me

    italian ftw though

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Shout out to Italians, gotta be one of my favorite genders

    LMAO

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Imagine being Italian, couldn’t be me

    (I’m Italian just in case that wasn’t clear)

    guys i hate science

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    (I’m Italian just in case that wasn’t clear)

    no ur a mexican border hoper

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’m both

    bruv how do u have 2 genders at za same time

    if u shit on a plate, would u call it lasagna?

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    lasanga is so good

    my grandma makes amazing lasagna

    i’ve had lasagna before it’s pretty good

    I love my child, but not as much as I love la-sa-gnyah.

    my grandmas lasagna isnt too saucy or cheesy

    mal♡

    my grandmas lasagna isnt too saucy or cheesy

    its honestly like spaghetti cake

    Chunke Monke

    opal r u still gonna admit ur leo?

    That's not opal, you moron.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Damn your grandma sounds cool

    shes actually one of the most annoying people ive ever met

    Anonymous

    That's not opal, you moron.

    nah cus look at za 2nd to last post she made yestersay

    but she makes really good food

    they "apologize" the exact same way bruv

    Everyone on here makes those half-assed apologies the same way.

    what did i apologize about 🤦‍♀️

    Anonymous

    Everyone on here makes those half-assed apologies the same way.

    i j dont bother apologize 🤷

    Anonymous

    Everyone on here makes those half-assed apologies the same way.

    nuh uh

    Anonymous

    what did i apologize about 🤦‍♀️

    dat's y i put it in quotations dumbass

    He thinks you're apologizing on an alt on behalf of Opal.

    well i wasn’t apologizing

    Lots of kids on here post that way,

    Anonymous

    well i wasn’t apologizing

    i literaly just fuqing said i put in quotations

    Anonymous

    Lots of kids on here post that way,

    name one other than opal and leo

    Probably those three kids that come out at noon.

    The one who comments on old posts.

    Okay but hear me out: Perc knows Opal in real life. Perc was on BP long before any of the BP people joined WJE. Leo came long after the BP people, and iirc before Opal came on. We’ve seen and heard Opal, and im fairly sure we’ve heard leo’s voice, unless I mistook it for something else.

    And there are two other kids that talk like her.

    apple has a completley different typing style

    You're putting too much effort to defend the parasitic weed that is Opal.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Okay but hear me out: Perc knows Opal in real life. Perc was on BP long before any of the BP people joined WJE. Leo came long after the BP people, and iirc before Opal came on. We’ve seen and heard Opal, and im fairly sure we’ve heard leo’s voice, unless I mistook it for something else.

    leo just played an audio during a call of a random korean lady speaking

    I don't know what you see in her, honestly.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Okay but hear me out: Perc knows Opal in real life. Perc was on BP long before any of the BP people joined WJE. Leo came long after the BP people, and iirc before Opal came on. We’ve seen and heard Opal, and im fairly sure we’ve heard leo’s voice, unless I mistook it for something else.

    are you saying all 3 are the same?

    i mean im not even on opals side anymore, i realized that she was annoying

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    No im saying they’re all different

    ohhh okay that makes sense then

    Anonymous

    i mean im not even on opals side anymore, i realized that she was annoying

    so ur hating urself?

    >leo just played an audio during a call of a random korean lady speaking

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    opal?

    Who in the blazes is that?

    this is why ive been on sw more lol, yall are so corrupted

    Anonymous

    this is why ive been on sw more lol, yall are so corrupted

    lol we don't fuqing care

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’m trying to make it a nicer place 😭

    it not working jake

    What

    Yeah, and ruined the site in the process.

    i feel like we need more moderators, and it should be a more democratic site.

    What did Jake do

    mal♡

    hey god

    Hi mal

    Anonymous

    i feel like we need more moderators, and it should be a more democratic site.

    no, we don't

    like, we would elect a couple nominees for mod, good people on the website, and then everyone would vote

    actually, we need to bring wade back as a mod

    The site's population is dwindling due to Jake's vain attempts to "sanitize" it and turn it into Reddit.

    Chunke Monke

    actually, we need to bring wade back as a mod

    no we dont.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    whats with the depression pfp

    It’s not?

    idc if daggers mod but wade was too biased to be mod

    i do agree, wade did ban people for no reason but i agree, he might need a second chance. as for dagger, i think i recall him saying he never wanted to be mod???

    The site was at its peak when it was a chaotic maelstrom of anger.

    Anonymous

    i do agree, wade did ban people for no reason but i agree, he might need a second chance. as for dagger, i think i recall him saying he never wanted to be mod???

    he did want to so he can ban the retards

    if wades mod again then he needs to actually chill tf out w the banning

    but people attacked him for banning them along with wade so they got their mod powers taken

    i think ethan and jake are doing a good job as mod but thats imo

    ethan jake nd sah are good mods i think

    Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

    Now it's just a pathetic graveyard of the old internet with Jake trying to retcon it as a "safe-space".

    God

    Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

    ^^^

    God

    Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

    fax

    God

    Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

    That's what we wanted, but Jake disagreed.

    Anonymous

    i think ethan and jake are doing a good job as mod but thats imo

    ethan aint even on here half of the time and jake barely does anything to keep the site fun

    Let people be themselves don’t ban them js bc you feel “attacked” this site is meant to be dark humor and jokes don’t get offended

    God

    Honestly If we really want the old WJE let’s just stop being snowflakes all the time and just let the site be fun and enjoyable. Mods will just ban the people who actually legitimately pose a threat like Ashton or other pedos and maybe before banning they get the input from other MODS before banning them

    fax

    Chunke Monke

    ethan aint even on here half of the time and jake barely does anything to keep the site fun

    jake is trying to make the site fun but yall keep ruining it

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    every person who ive seen that has "depression" puts that profile and then sterotypically says that they harm theirselves etc

    Damn bro you just judging every pfp I put on

    Anonymous

    jake is trying to make the site fun but yall keep ruining it

    nah, he's ruining

    Anonymous

    jake is trying to make the site fun but yall keep ruining it

    He has ruined it himself.

    Anonymous

    He has ruined it himself.

    ^^^

    God

    Let people be themselves don’t ban them js bc you feel “attacked” this site is meant to be dark humor and jokes don’t get offended

    no fr some people seriously needa grow up nd learn it doesnt matter what random people on the internet say about them

    but this isnt the first time wje has been shit, theres always been dark times

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    meant for bad jokes smh

    Matt wouldn't get a single dime out of this site if it had been for "cheesy" or "bad" or "dad" jokes like he intended.

    The dark, morbid, and hateful energy of the site kept it alive and unique.

    Anonymous

    but this isnt the first time wje has been shit, theres always been dark times

    yeah fr i feel like every once n a while the site dies nd then randomly theres like 13 people online

    You can cry all you want but you can't change the facts.

    mal♡

    yeah fr i feel like every once n a while the site dies nd then randomly theres like 13 people online

    lmao

    Anonymous

    Matt wouldn't get a single dime out of this site if it had been for "cheesy" or "bad" or "dad" jokes like he intended.

    man i remember za chuck norris jokes

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    thats why yo daddy dead

    bro…

    What part of “don’t bring it up” did you not understand

    guys when we have a normal convo without anyone attacking each other everyone is nice, it's just people are thirsty for drama since the site dies a lot

    Anonymous

    guys when we have a normal convo without anyone attacking each other everyone is nice, it's just people are thirsty for drama since the site dies a lot

    prolly cas of u and jake

    dat's whole reason why dis site changed

    God

    What part of “don’t bring it up” did you not understand

    OH

    There was no drama before, pathetic, weak, thin-skinned people were bullied out and that was the end of it.

    Anonymous

    guys when we have a normal convo without anyone attacking each other everyone is nice, it's just people are thirsty for drama since the site dies a lot

    well when its like legitimate drama then it sucks but when people are j going at each other w shitty insults then its really funny

    za site was perfect 3 months ago when jake wasn't enforcing these rules and opal didn't exist

    Thick skinned people remained and could have banter in peace.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    STFU EMILY

    HELP HI MADI

    Anonymous

    There was no drama before, pathetic, weak, thin-skinned people were bullied out and that was the end of it.

    for realz

    bro am i the only one who thinks the ogs are the best ppl on here

    Chunke Monke

    za site was perfect 3 months ago when jake wasn't enforcing these rules and opal didn't exist

    It was far from perfect. Perfect was when only Matt was a moderator.

    Anonymous

    It was far from perfect. Perfect was when only Matt was a moderator.

    fax

    Anonymous

    It was far from perfect. Perfect was when only Matt was a moderator.

    NO WAIT ARE U GUYS SHITTING ON JAKE AGAIN

    Anonymous

    bro am i the only one who thinks the ogs are the best ppl on here

    Clearly not, since you go against everything the "OGs" stand for.

    urfavvirgo

    NO WAIT ARE U GUYS SHITTING ON JAKE AGAIN

    ye

    urfavvirgo

    NO WAIT ARE U GUYS SHITTING ON JAKE AGAIN

    I'm not shitting on Jake as a person, just as a moderator.

    Anonymous

    Clearly not, since you go against everything the "OGs" stand for.

    um well

    Anonymous

    Clearly not, since you go against everything the "OGs" stand for.

    Many OGs have mixed views on the site now

    many ogs don’t even exist here anymore

    He is by far the worst moderator to ever exist, Matt could hire a sentient glob of diarrhea and it would moderate the site better.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Many OGs have mixed views on the site now

    after the rules you've enforced when opal joined

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Many OGs have mixed views on the site now

    2022 and beyond (forward) are not OGs.

    Anonymous

    He is by far the worst moderator to ever exist, Matt could hire a sentient glob of diarrhea and it would moderate the site better.

    cute comparison 😍🥰

    lynx, what is jake doing wrong? i agree, maybe he can be a bit biased sometimes, but like give him a chance

    Anonymous

    2022 and beyond (forward) are not OGs.

    Facts

    Anonymous

    2022 and beyond (forward) are not OGs.

    wat do u consider the golden era of dis site?

    not everyone is perfect and this website is very unpredicatble

    We have given him plenty of chances. What has he done? He's run the original site into the ground.

    Anonymous

    lynx, what is jake doing wrong? i agree, maybe he can be a bit biased sometimes, but like give him a chance

    Yeah I appreciate constructive criticism

    Chunke Monke

    wat do u consider the golden era of dis site?

    2015-2021

    Maybe things would get better if yall stopped complaining about what I do and tell me ways I could be better 🤷‍♂️

    Anonymous

    like when is jake a pedo

    I have never claimed this.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Maybe things would get better if yall stopped complaining about what I do and tell me ways I could be better 🤷‍♂️

    we've told you many times

    That is a severe accusation to make without evidence.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Maybe things would get better if yall stopped complaining about what I do and tell me ways I could be better 🤷‍♂️

    STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME SMH

    someone made an account lol

    LIKE ITS SO BITCHY ESPECIALLY AFTER U KEEP TELLING PEOPLE TO “stop being so mean to Opal” and “why are u guys so mean to me” LIKE STFU UR ALWAYS ON MY ASS ABT MY CHIPOTLE CONSUMPTION

    yall, when we dont argue and were just having fun, we have a gret time together

    At the same time y’all we putting all the stress on Jake and not the other mods

    It's a joke when it's convenient, right Jake?

    Jake is only one guy he can’t do everything

    keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

    urfavvirgo

    LIKE ITS SO BITCHY ESPECIALLY AFTER U KEEP TELLING PEOPLE TO “stop being so mean to Opal” and “why are u guys so mean to me” LIKE STFU UR ALWAYS ON MY ASS ABT MY CHIPOTLE CONSUMPTION

    BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND TOO MUCH CHIPOTLE IS UNHEALTHY

    God

    Jake is only one guy he can’t do everything

    FACTS

    Chunke Monke

    keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

    YES

    God

    At the same time y’all we putting all the stress on Jake and not the other mods

    no but what other mods other than sah and Wilkinson cause Wilkinson doesn’t even exist here anymore and say is barely on

    God

    Jake is only one guy he can’t do everything

    ^^

    Chunke Monke

    keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

    Not the third one, because Jake will retcon the meaning of that one.

    Chunke Monke

    keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

    “CONSTANT HARASSMENT OVER NOTHING”

    It’s ether we get more mods who are active or just stop fucking complaining about everything let it go

    Chunke Monke

    keep this site a shithole of fun, a shit fest. let people do what they want. the only rules should be no spamming, no pedophilia, and no constant harassment over nothing

    for once i agree with feet, which is rare...

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THATS WHAT IM SAYING

    and kick opal and her alts*

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU AND TOO MUCH CHIPOTLE IS UNHEALTHY

    BUT ITS MEANNN LIKE GODDAMN LET ME LIVE

    Jake loves to twist the meaning of the rules to fit his narrative.

    js know opal is a shitty person jake, no need to defend her.

    and also one more peice of advice Jake

    Clearly Jake is extremely liberal.

    You live in Californ-i-a for Gods' sake.

    jake r u js gonna ignore the idea on kicking opal and alts outta here?

    Chunke Monke

    and kick opal and her alts*

    i think she left the website for good, didn't she get found out by her school??? idk i was just stalking the website...

    complaining abt the site dying doesn’t do anything like you’ve already tried to many things so let it die if that’s what’s going to happen

    Anonymous

    You live in Californ-i-a for Gods' sake.

    I lived there too

    stop forcing stuff on it and it’s users

    Anonymous

    i think she left the website for good, didn't she get found out by her school??? idk i was just stalking the website...

    stop fucking lying, we know you're opal

    urfavvirgo

    complaining abt the site dying doesn’t do anything like you’ve already tried to many things so let it die if that’s what’s going to happen

    EXACTLY

    I mean in a few years you won't even be able to drive gasoline cars.

    oh

    Tesla’s do not in fact go “vroom vroom”

    Anonymous

    i think she left the website for good, didn't she get found out by her school??? idk i was just stalking the website...

    how about you leave and mature enough to the point where you can handle an actual conversation instead of crying like a bitch every time when something doesn't match your way

    God

    Tesla’s do not in fact go “vroom vroom”

    YES THEY DO

    Don't you realize that your milieu and upbringing has warped your worldview somewhat? You are more disposed to coddle and protect people's feelings.

    Chunke Monke

    how about you leave and mature enough to the point where you can handle an actual conversation instead of crying like a bitch every time when something doesn't match your way

    Dude what happened to you being goofy and fun

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I CAN DRIVE SUCK IT

    What do you drive

    Anonymous

    Don't you realize that your milieu and upbringing has warped your worldview somewhat? You are more disposed to coddle and protect people's feelings.

    MY PARENTS DID NOT RAISE ME THAT WAY

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Dude what happened to you being goofy and fun

    exactly

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    MY PARENTS DID NOT RAISE ME THAT WAY

    Then why do you act this way?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Dude what happened to you being goofy and fun

    what happened to you being a badass who didn't care of others opinions?

    NAH

    Oh ok good

    Chunke Monke

    how about you leave and mature enough to the point where you can handle an actual conversation instead of crying like a bitch every time when something doesn't match your way

    cooked

    Civic?

    Maybe that's the problem, Jake.

    Your parents didn't raise you.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    2024 HRV

    I’ll race you for pinks ong

    urfavvirgo

    YES THEY DO

    no they dont lmao

    Lmao

    Anonymous

    Then why do you act this way?

    probably bc he wants to treat others the way he wants to be treated ?

    Hondas are lit tho fr fr

    mal♡

    no they dont lmao

    I HAVE THE MODEL E IT LITERALLY GOES VROOOOOOOOM

    urfavvirgo

    probably bc he wants to treat others the way he wants to be treated ?

    Then he could try Reddit.

    Anonymous

    Then he could try Reddit.

    r/roastme

    I act the way I am because I know everyone has flaws and problems, and I believe in tolerance and helping people to be better

    Lmao Reddit is crazy

    urfavvirgo

    I HAVE THE MODEL E IT LITERALLY GOES VROOOOOOOOM

    I HAVE ONE ND IT DOES NOT GO VROOM VROOM IT MAKES A WEIRD SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLYING CAR FROM SOME FUTURISTIC MOVER

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I act the way I am because I know everyone has flaws and problems, and I believe in tolerance and helping people to be better

    We don't want that.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I act the way I am because I know everyone has flaws and problems, and I believe in tolerance and helping people to be better

    fax

    mal♡

    I HAVE ONE ND IT DOES NOT GO VROOM VROOM IT MAKES A WEIRD SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLYING CAR FROM SOME FUTURISTIC MOVER

    *MOVIE

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    A lot of it is my Christian upbringing

    "Love your enemy" Ah, of course.

    mal♡

    I HAVE ONE ND IT DOES NOT GO VROOM VROOM IT MAKES A WEIRD SOUND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLYING CAR FROM SOME FUTURISTIC MOVER

    WELL HA MINE GOES VROOM AND YOURS DOESNT

    i have reddit but i never use it

    Anonymous

    "Love your enemy" Ah, of course.

    hey now I believe in God too

    Yoooo fr

    I believe in a different God than you. Or most people on this planet.

    Thank you

    urfavvirgo

    hey now I believe in God too

    ^^

    Attacking people won’t make them better, that’s evident all over the political world. Arguments and anger won’t get you anywhere in a discussion

    throwing hands and shit talking works pretty well for me

    Anonymous

    I believe in a different God than you. Or most people on this planet.

    i believe the god of skibidi

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    OHHHH Buddism

    No.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    RINGLIGNGNGIDINGDING

    tacotacotaco

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Sure, one side may come out on top, but it leaves the other one in a pile of shit

    idc it solves the problem

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    LA PINCHE PENDEJO

    stfu torta

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Ching chong

    mama mia

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s-a-me

    Guido!

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    tortilla dumbass

    search up torta in slang on google

    Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

    bro this convo had a very quick turn lol

    Anonymous

    Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

    big diarrhea

    Anonymous

    Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

    UR SO REAL FOR THAT BUT LIKE CHIPOTLE

    Anonymous

    Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

    i’ve had some mexican food too it isn’t good imo but i had it in london so maybe it wasn’t amazing

    urfavvirgo

    UR SO REAL FOR THAT BUT LIKE CHIPOTLE

    lemme guess u drink at starbucks?

    Chunke Monke

    big diarrhea

    ur a big diarrhea

    Anonymous

    Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

    you have to have it home made for it to be good if you go to the restaurants its not good it just makes you have really bad dihhera

    Chunke Monke

    lemme guess u drink at starbucks?

    idk sometimes it’s not like my first choice tho

    Anonymous

    Mexican food has often disgusted me. I'm not even racist against Mexicans, I just hate their food.

    Mexican food is only good when it’s made by a real ass mexican

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    you have to have it home made for it to be good if you go to the restaurants its not good it just makes you have really bad dihhera

    big stinky in toilet

    Chipotle, (I assume, I've never had it) is just Mexican food but American-ized (worse)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    STFU ABOUT CHIPOTLE PLEASE ITS SO GROSS

    NO

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Mexican food is only good when it’s made by a real ass mexican

    i feel like that’s any cuisine tbh

    one time i shit in a toilet and i carved my shit for sculpt a skibidi toilet head

    Anonymous

    Chipotle, (I assume, I've never had it) is just Mexican food but American-ized (worse)

    its so good you should def try it

    urfavvirgo

    its so good you should def try it

    I'll pass.

    i’ve never had chipotle

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHITEST MEXICAN FOOD EVER

    taco bell: allow me to introduce myself

    damn well im glad ive never had it

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHITEST MEXICAN FOOD EVER

    hold up aren’t u white ?

    Why does Jake simultaneously have the worst and best takes?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    TACO BELL IS ASS I DONT EVEN CONSIDER IT MEXICAN FOOD

    remember, taco?

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    (hes 1% mexican)

    (……)

    Oop

    ✂️✂️

    i have never had taco bell or chiptole

    I’m 5%

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    (hes 1% mexican)

    AYIAIAIAIAiAIAIA ARRIBA!

    Chunke Monke

    circumsion?

    All day

    Chunke Monke

    baja blast taco bell hit different

    NO BUT STOP CAUSE WHEN I WAS LIKE IN FOURTH GRADE SOMEONE RAN AROUND THE SCHOOL AND SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE TRASH CAN

    God

    All day

    man, imagine not having foreskin

    Chunke Monke

    circumsion?

    🤢

    What a disgusting and vile thing to do to a child.

    urfavvirgo

    NO BUT STOP CAUSE WHEN I WAS LIKE IN FOURTH GRADE SOMEONE RAN AROUND THE SCHOOL AND SHIT IN EVERY SINGLE TRASH CAN

    NO FUCKIN WAY

    im not even gonna ask what it is

    Better off not looking it up.

    Chunke Monke

    circumsion?

    ITS GOOD BC THERE WAS THIS GUY AND HE SENT ME A VIDEO OF HIM JERKING OFF AND IT WAS LIKE TWO AND A HALF INCHES AND THERE WAS SO MUCH SKIN

    For those who know, though, read this.

    ew yall are so disgusyting

    mal♡

    NO FUCKIN WAY

    IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

    urfavvirgo

    ITS GOOD BC THERE WAS THIS GUY AND HE SENT ME A VIDEO OF HIM JERKING OFF AND IT WAS LIKE TWO AND A HALF INCHES AND THERE WAS SO MUCH SKIN

    u can pull it back tho

    Anonymous
    Image

    did u find that on Facebook ?

    urfavvirgo

    did u find that on Facebook ?

    No?

    Chunke Monke

    u can pull it back tho

    no but it was so nasty cause there was more skin than actual dick

    this is why i hate the opposite gender........

    urfavvirgo

    IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

    OMFG

    urfavvirgo

    no but it was so nasty cause there was more skin than actual dick

    ew

    urfavvirgo

    IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

    That's called bad hygiene.

    Anonymous

    That's called bad hygiene.

    I’m talking bout the shits in the trash cans stupid

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Circumcision is cool kids (I had my foreskin stolen as a child)

    Well, that explains a lot.

    urfavvirgo

    IM BEING SO SERIOUS IT STANK

    nawwww really?!?!?!?!

    My condolences to you, Jake.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    whos dicks u lookin at emily?

    I OPENED THE CHATS AND CLICKED ON THE VIDEO AND THERE IT WAS.

    And I'm not joking or being rude.

    I am genuinely sorry that happened to you.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NATHAN?

    no <3

    Your penis was mutilated.

    this convo woke me up this morning from how fucked up it was

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    ANDREI?

    HE WAS PACKING BUT NO

    one time i went on twitter to zoom bomb people so i looked for zoom links and i clicked on one and there was a guy jerking his dick off along with a bunch of gay people sucking eachothers dicks

    guys my frequently used 😭 help

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    AND SHE SHOWED US ANYWAYS

    THATS HAPPENED TO ME TOO BEFORE.

    mal♡

    guys my frequently used 😭 help

    🤢 Iphone

    this random number texted me a ummm interesting photo but it was the wrong number and im traumatized

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    DARK MODE

    I DONT LIKE DARK MODE ON MESSAGES

    Why are you addicted to dark mode?

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    CAN I HAVE ANOTHER GOLD STAR?

    Anonymous

    Why are you addicted to dark mode?

    white is right

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    👅🍆💦

    🤢

    FIR MY COLLECTION

    jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjj

    Chunke Monke

    white is right

    I agree.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    YOU GOTTA EARN IT FIRST

    BUT I DESERVE IT CUS...UH...I MADE THIS POST

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s an inside joke

    Yeah, definitely inside somewhere.

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    Comment deleted

    Unsurprising.

    Wait, is that a Google computer?

    but in my old school we used macbooks

    All of them are tracking devices, use terminals instead.

    Anonymous

    mine is trash

    can't expect much from a poor ass junkie who lives in a cardboard box with nothing better to do in her life except to troll on a little jokes website

    I’m eating sushi

    God

    I’m eating sushi

    cat or dog flavor?

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    smh cant believe jake is cheating on me yall

    "smh cant believe jake is cheating on me with* yall" Fixed it.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    CALIFORNIA ROLLS?

    I’m not basic

    Chunke Monke

    cat or dog flavor?

    Dog

    i dont have a dog but i want one ;-;

    Anonymous

    i dont have a dog but i want one ;-;

    to eat?

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    you look basic smh

    You-

    i used to have a dog

    Same

    Dead ASF

    and i got to name them all

    Anonymous

    dogs are cute :D

    DOGS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

    my dog got put down over the summer

    What’s the names

    Anonymous

    DOGS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

    YEAH I KNOW SMH

    Anonymous

    and i got to name them all

    nah cus liek who the fuck asked

    Anonymous

    DOGS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD.

    And food

    Anonymous

    madi ur not average <3

    She’s below average <3

    I’m messing with you chill

    Not you Madi

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    smh cant believe jake is cheating on me yall

    HOW AM I CHEATING ON YOU

    Anonymous

    "And food"

    thomas kinda looks liek a fleshlight

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HOW AM I CHEATING ON YOU

    You fucked me bro what?

    jake would never cheat tbh

    Anonymous

    "And food"

    Yes 🙌🏿

    "thomas kinda looks liek a fleshlight" Wtf.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    i needa take my bird for a walk smh

    Lmao

    Anonymous

    "thomas kinda looks liek a fleshlight" Wtf.

    he does

    God

    Yes 🙌🏿

    THAT IS NOT UR SKIN TONE

    urfavvirgo

    THAT IS NOT UR SKIN TONE

    All my emojis are black

    Anonymous

    what is a fleshlight

    Like a pussy and a flashlight

    God

    All my emojis are black

    mine are yellow lol

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    God

    Like a pussy and a flashlight

    i regret asking...

    He tore off a black guy's hands and uses them to type to avoid being traced by the government.

    Anonymous

    He tore off a black guy's hands and uses them to type to avoid being traced by the government.

    EXACTLY THAT

    Anonymous

    He tore off a black guy's hands and uses them to type to avoid being traced by the government.

    same

    madi how do u know hes cheating

    Chunke Monke

    lynx here's proof

    Kill yourself.

    man, never date a girl who thinks you're cheating all the time

    Oh no

    Who?

    He admitted

    Yes

    That's a valid assumption.

    I mean you have 3 ppl backing you up Madi ur set

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    BLONDE HOE

    I hate blondes so much

    He’s from California so ofc he has a thing for blondes

    Yeah and?

    THEY PISS ME OFF CAUSE ALL THE ONES I EVER MET TALK ABT THEY HAIR AND HOW HEALTHY IT IS LIKE NO U HAVE BARELY THREE STRANDS OF HAIR ON UR HEAD STFU

    I never said I don’t eather

    urfavvirgo

    THEY PISS ME OFF CAUSE ALL THE ONES I EVER MET TALK ABT THEY HAIR AND HOW HEALTHY IT IS LIKE NO U HAVE BARELY THREE STRANDS OF HAIR ON UR HEAD STFU

    dam

    It’s in our blood Madi you don’t understand

    urfavvirgo

    THEY PISS ME OFF CAUSE ALL THE ONES I EVER MET TALK ABT THEY HAIR AND HOW HEALTHY IT IS LIKE NO U HAVE BARELY THREE STRANDS OF HAIR ON UR HEAD STFU

    BLONDES ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR FOLICLES OUT OF ANY OTHER COLOR

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BLONDES ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR FOLICLES OUT OF ANY OTHER COLOR

    So ur defending blondes I see

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BLONDES ACTUALLY HAVE THE MOST HAIR FOLICLES OUT OF ANY OTHER COLOR

    IVE NEVER SEEN A BLONDE WITH THICK HAIR

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    So basically you clapped a blonde girl last night

    all redheads and blondes look the same

    And did it on film

    That’s crazy

    I HATE GINGERS THEYRE SO FUCKING UGLY

    urfavvirgo

    I HATE GINGERS THEYRE SO FUCKING UGLY

    for realz for realz

    Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation
    urfavvirgo

    I HATE GINGERS THEYRE SO FUCKING UGLY

    NO FR

    my friend dyed her hair red

    LMAO JAKE BRO IM DESD

    Jake shows his true colors.

    Or rather his true hatred for colors.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    COUGH HARPER

    STOP SHES SO UGLY SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN ON CRACK

    Jake hates them hellcat owners

    bro jake i would never say the n word

    ima show dat to lil AG when he comes back

    Anonymous

    bro jake i would never say the n word

    He did it all the time before he embraced his Californian.

    Anonymous

    He did it all the time before he embraced his Californian.

    oh shit

    Anonymous

    He did it all the time before he embraced his Californian.

    Exactly

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    DYSLEXIC

    wait I just realized that ginger and cough the WORD have the same letters

    Yes

    Comment deleted by 𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    If Matt saw what we say here he'd ban ALL of us, including Jake.

    wait emily thats actually so smart

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IVE SAID THE N WORD ONCE OUT LOUD AND I WAS LIKE 7

    Clipped mod powers gone

    Comment deleted by Chunke Monke
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    Anonymous

    neighbor

    Good job Leo

    I don’t think I’ve ever said the n word before

    urfavvirgo

    I don’t think I’ve ever said the n word before

    Same

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    liar

    I’m serious

    urfavvirgo

    I don’t think I’ve ever said the n word before

    i said it once in 5th grade 💀

    YUUP I SAW IT

    I was there

    So, Jake, Matt can undelete comments.

    this kpop guy named jisung got exposed, he said the n word in a rap song and had to do a twitter apology ;-;

    I got names and addresses

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NAH NAH NAH U FUCKIN FLAT ASSES TOO

    WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THAT IDEA FROM 😭

    Jake don’t fight it anymore

    Give up

    I have the videos

    I have the @s

    I have all of it

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    cause ur SURRONDED BY THEM

    YEAH AND THEYRE ALL UGLY AND WEIRD AS SHIT

    Come to NC they get worse

    KMAO UR DO E JAKE

    Comment deleted
    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    OH I SEE SO IM UGLY AND WEIRD ASF?

    MADI NO IM TALKING ABOUT THE FLAT BLONDES

    ONG

    as dagger once said "If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces."

    Chunke Monke

    ass is where it's at

    AND THATS ON PERIOD

    no one where i live wants one...

    Chunke Monke

    ass is where it's at

    Shape over size tho fr fr

    I love girls with fat asses they’re like the cutest sweetest people I’ve ever met

    God

    Shape over size tho fr fr

    Elastigirl 🤤

    urfavvirgo

    I love girls with fat asses they’re like the cutest sweetest people I’ve ever met

    lmao

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Lesbian

    no

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    BET U LOOKIN AT EM ON INSTAGRAM TOO HUH

    I LOOK AT MEMES ON INSTAGRAM

    Chunke Monke

    Elastigirl 🤤

    ON FUCKING GOD THO FR FR

    urfavvirgo

    I love girls with fat asses they’re like the cutest sweetest people I’ve ever met

    prolly their only redeeming quality

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I LOOK AT MEMES ON INSTAGRAM

    Open the gram rn like screen record it and scroll trough the feed

    God

    ON FUCKING GOD THO FR FR

    simping for cartoon characters is wild....

    Chunke Monke

    prolly their only redeeming quality

    no I promise their face cards are there too

    Anonymous

    simping for cartoon characters is wild....

    Leo….

    Turn away

    Anonymous

    simping for cartoon characters is wild....

    stfu u simp over ching chong bitches

    DAMN

    Elastic girls real

    Voice actor?

    they look liek ever other ching chongs out there

    not every idol is cute tho feet

    God

    Voice actor?

    holly hunter is a milf

    Valid

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THIS IS MY SUGGESTED POSTS

    Tyler the eater 😭

    im not even showing my suggested posts

    Pleas do

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THIS IS MY SUGGESTED POSTS

    nah my pinterest posts are weirder

    God

    Pleas do

    maybe later :D

    God

    Pleas do

    prolly js some ugly ass korean dudes with an emo ass haircut

    prolly has fan edits of BTS or sum shit

    you watch a lot of tikotk lol

    Chunke Monke

    prolly js some ugly ass korean dudes with an emo ass haircut

    no stop cus like why does every single kpop group look exactly the same