Where Are the Online People?

damn now 6

o, i tink my hungry ass keeps on eating them

oh..

damn now 5 people online

oh back to 6

nd back to 5

cmon stalkers say smth

im bored

fuck 4 people online now

nd only 2 in this chat

mongus

now theres 3 people in the chat

4 people

cmon someone say smth

Beans

smash

woah

beans

The forbidden jelly beans

they prolly dont taste very good

like bean boozled beans

cat shit flavoured

the texture tho 🤤🤤🤤

jake no face revs smh

why does he look like my pubic hair

lmao

Like you have any bro

if your pubic hair looks like that then i am REALLY concerned

no, down there

yeah no shit

there's different pubic hairs bruv

bro's hair is built liek a mustache

yeah ik

pussy pic

i want to rub ur pussy

so cute

PAUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LMAO

shes a very cute pussy

fs

can sum won tell me how tf these exist

black pussy pic

Is there a double meaning here ?

EW

EMM

HI

HIII

y da hell does it have an extra ear

...it doesnt?

where do you see an extra ear?

those ugly asf Jordan fours are the only Jordan’s I’d ever wear

thats j the way her ears built

thats so weird though

wtf

dafuq wong wit the pussy's fur

fym]

her furs fine

AWW

I drew a heart on his face

SO CUTE

what about it??

EM WHAT KINDA DOGGY IS HE

yummy

in mah tummy

whats your problem w my pussys fur

animal abuse

Ching Chong

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD

I KNEW IT

y is there white fur poking out

AUSSIES ARE THE BEST

nuh uh he wanted it

cus shes black nd white

y is it long and white liek jake

UR KITTY IS SO CUTE TOO

IT LOOKS SO FLUFFY

pussy*

NO CUS MY FRIEND HAS AN AUSSIE ND SHES MY FAVOURITE DOG I HAVE EVER MET

NO OLLIE IS SO SOFT

LIKE ITS CRAZY

LEMME GET MORE PICTURES CUS I LIKE SHOWING OFF OLLIE CUS SHES SO CUTE

BABY OLLIE

THATS MY OTHER PUPPERS

AWWWWW

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SO CUTE

looks liek a little gremlin

HE ACTS LIKE ONE 💀

DATS MY OLD DOG

wtf y does za clouds look liek dat

OHMYGOSH THE TOUNGE

they look ai

why is it so long

cus he was a good boy

hang on that doesnt sound right

ss

GUYS STOP HATING ON MALS OLD DOG

why is its tongue so long

THE DOG LOOKS SO SWEET

yup and it has a long tongue too

HE WAS SO SWEET

HE LOOOVED PEOPLE

one time i watched a tik tok where a baby was playing with a dog and he put his finger in the dog's butthole

what

oh

thats nice

thats unique

#relatable

online but no reply )):

I wanna see

link

wait does ur dog chew on blankets when it's sad?

hol on lemme find it

. why

hes not chewing on it

to send it to all of my friends

i tink za tik tok got deleted but i got the yt vid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN50zf-NFws

please don't consider me a friend 🙏

i also watched another vid where the baby actually put his whole ahh finger inside the dogs booty hole

i tink emily is master baiting to the baby putting his finger in the dogs butthole

I’m not 💀

ok gud

I’m watching ACTUAL tiktok

guys im looking at old pictures nd help i used to be so crusty wtf

my room js so hot

I FOUNS A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS FOUR YESTERDAY AND I LOOKED

for realz

SPECIAL

BUT NOT ANYMORE

4 YR OLD ME WAS A LITTLE ODD THO BUT IM BETTER IM BETTER

when i look at pics of me when i was younger i looked ugly asf

LMAO

NO FR

I WAS AN UGLY KID

LIKE ITS SO BAD

i tink i got a glow up ig

i definitely had a glow up but that aint saying much cus i was UGLY

omg bahahahahs

HEY

NO FACE REVEALS JAKE

wait..

wit dat image

i can finaly stitch together what jake looks liek

OMG HELP I FOUND A PICTURE OF MYSELF DRESSED AS A TEACHER FOR HALLOWEEN ND I ACTUALLY LOOK SO BAD

HELP

noo nd a picture of me in red leggings nd a maroon sweater 😭

UR SO REAL FOR THAT

omg i found a baby picture of me

nd im hugging a rocking horse

aww

I WAS SUCH AN UGLY BABY

BUT I WAS A CUTE TODDLWR

SO ITS OK

I WAS A CUTE BABY ND TODDLER ND THEN I STOPPED BEING CUTE IN LIKE 2ND GRADE ND I J KEPT GOING DOWNHILL THEN I HIT 6TH GRADE ND ITS BEEN GOIN UP SINCE THERE

SO I HAVE HOPE

i looked fuqing ugly in 5th-7th grade, i had no sense of style

my style was bad til like 7th grade but the rest of me got slightly better in 6th grade

nd then 7th wasnt bad same w 8 nd this year is meh

im in 8th rn ig i look decent

in 7th grade my acne got so bad randomly it was awful lmao

nd thats when i got braces

acne is gay bruv

acne sucks

mkmk byee

aww bye flappy

this is my bestie, dont judge him

he's totally not from google images

mm totally

smash or pass, 1/10

my bestie is js a litol, uhhh, autism

oh

hola

hi god

hey god

hey eo

leo

hii

hi leo

hi Mal

how are you guys

i’m good

thats good

my friend says hi btw

hi leo friend

im pretty good how about you

Lmao

im fine

😀

yall i need ur help

on what

so im writting up this song

and i need a good like

second verse

you write songs? that’s cool

yeah ive been doing it for a while

nice

i need ur help tho with this second part

chatgpt exists bruv

oh alr

what’s the song about

bruv chatgbt sucks dick at writting

try it

it gives the most shit lyrics

real

chatgpt has written some pretty funny scripts for me about my classmates 💀

then use character.ai

.

i rather not say

HELP CHARACTER AI IS SO FUNNY TO ME

lemme try that

what’s it about

ohhh okay got it

its abt killing this guys moms brothers sisters uncles bsf boyfirends sisters brothers fav football players mom

THE FUC-

THATS THE MOST FRAT BOY SHIT IVE EVER HEARD

UR SO REAL FOR THAT

THANK YOU BRO

I BE WISHING DEATH UPON HIS WHOLE FAMILY ATP

dam

only some like not the dog or cat

yk

or the goldfish

cat

I just wish death on the 'person personally

his dog is okay and his and sister mom is rlly sweet but I could give less of a fuck abt his brothers and his dad and his cousins

*his sister and mom

fr fr

damn

i’m so bored 😳

GOD

god are you god

me too

hes not god

i know it was a joke lmao

wjays up

yes i am my child how may i help

ALL FLAVORS

PUFF PUFF BITCH

blinkers?

LIKE THE FUCKIN POWER PUFF GIRLS

HIDUDUIH

ummmm i uhh confess that im cutting class rn

UR SO REAL FOR THAT

can i have a unicorn

WHATCHU KNOW BOUT VAPE?

OH NO

yes

THANK YOU

wait wut?

swish it around in my lungs type shit

...................................

bro what

miss girl i was joking im not tryna get smokers voice

TBH I HATE PPL WHO VAPE

UNLESS UR ACTUALLY COOL

LIKE THIS ONE DUDE HAD A BLUE ELF BAR RIGHT

that does not make snese

SMOKING IT INFRONT ME

TALKING TO ME

I SEE THT SLEEVE

AND THE FUCKIN SMOKE U BLOWIN OUT

that?

interesting

yeah yeah

but you just said?

no it’s so much fun tho

its like

....................

EMILY

NO?

yes

TF?

OH FUCK THTS RIGHT I FORGOT U VAPE

no its fun when you got a helmet on and you blow the smoke out

explains ur voice

IM JK JJKKJJKJKJKJKJK ILY

ILY IM SORRY

bro that shit is fun asf

VHUVISVHUIHVSIU

buddy

chill

its not that funny

<3

kys

BUT U DONT VAPE SO THERES NO EXPLANATION FOR YOURS ,

www.tiktok.com/@jessicakoby/video/7319237700609903918?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7279174330767836703

no

AHDIUDHDUAIFHIUAF EXCUSEEEEEEEEEE ME

the comment section disappointed me so much

I expected it to be like funny

but no

.

😔

...

emily half your fuckin fyp is full of down sydrome kids

lmao

lmao

AND IF IT AINT THAT ITS NATHANS REPOSTS

OUUUU

facts

ong

STOP ITS CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO LAUGH AND THEN REWATCH IT AND THEN COMMENT STUFF

.

his reposts are lowkey funny

MISS GIRL WHAT BOUT ANDREI

like I don’t TRY to stalk

its bc u like him

but they’re kinda

YK?

hes mid

HES MID NO

I DONT KNOW

HES MID ASF

SHSHHSHSHSH I FT WITH HIM THE OTHER NIGHT AND HES SO CUTE HIS LITTLE SISTER WAS SINGING AND HE WAS HER AUDIENCE

I disagree

OML

yk whos really cool

no

NO GUYS THAT ARE GOOD W KIDS THOUGH

i think both of you would like

Ashton

omg

.......

i hated ashton

hes just the perfect one for all the ladys

NO IK IT DOES SOMETHING TO ME BUT I JS CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT

😂

ASHTON GROSS FYM

I MADE BRO TOSS HIS VAPES IN WATER

ur not as funny as u think u are.

HE WANTED ME THT BAD

HES LIKE "ill do anything"

NO FR ONCE LIAM WAS PLAYING W MY LITTLE SISTER SHE WAS 2 AT THE TIME ND IT WAS SO CUTE LIKE OML

I WAS LIKE "ok toss the vapes"

THIS FUCKER RLY DID IT

nah ong hes so down bad

I WAS DOING HIM A FAVOR FOR HIS LUNGS

I STILL SAID NO

AWWWWWWWW GUYS WITH LITTLE SISTERS ARE ALWAYS THE SWEETEST

when i catfished him i he said "pls can i see a pic of you in your bra"

LMAO

THE FUCK?

i fucking hate him with all my cells

UIVHIUSVHVIU

yeah

SAME

the shit was fucked

THIS DUDE DID WAY MORE THAN JUST THT-

ITS GID

NO HES THE YOUNGEST CHILD THOUGH SO HE LOVES LITTLE KIDS ND ITS SO CUTE WE ALSO VOLUNTEERED AT A CHURCH SUMMER CAMP ND HE WAS W 1ST GRADE ND THEYD TACKLE HIM ND AWWWW

AND MADI

AND MAL

AND EMILE

WHAT

HI FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY

did i tell u i emailed is school

HIIIII

WAIT STOP THATS ACTUALLY ADORABLE

yo fallpy wsg my bird

NO WAY RLY?

yeah

pause

DID I TELL U HE PUT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE ON THERE

IT WAS SO CUTE

wait a minutes

HIII

emily what the fuc-

that sentance is wild

🤨

LEMME REPHRASE

oh?

i said "he vapes, and talks to little kids and blah blah and put a few screenshots"

DIDNT KNOW U LIKED TI LIKE THT EMILY

AYE BRO WHAT THE FUCK

it’s rlly cute when guys are good with kids

Ahshton hello?

YO 911?/

AND HI FLAPPY

BIRD

HEHE

dont delete it now we all saw

AH FINALLY SMH

we all saw you like it when guys play with kids

it is though cus honestly theres nothing better than a sweet nd gentle guy

dont lie

no but u can’t catch me

what happened

we all saw it

WHAT DID WMILY SAY

for real bro

WE SAW IT EMILY

WHAT DID SHE SAY

im mean asf

HELP

LMAO

but im great with kids

how I like guys who are good with kids

"I like it when guys play with little kids" - urfavvirgo

oh damn

ashton parkes core

AHAHHAHAHAH no.

i feel like you woudnt be for some reason

QUOTE BOOK

QUOTE BOOK BRO

LMAO

LOL

no but I’m amazing with children

no matter how much they disgust me

kids love me smh

it’s giving pedophile

they’re kinda fun to be around

I HAVE AURA

yk?

THIS ONE LITTLE GIRL

who

little kids are so fun

SHE HAD THEM JOJO SIWA BOWS

READING HER A BOOK RIGHT

i worked at summer camp over the summer nd it was so fun

SHES LIKE

no wait so many little kids say hi to me from my team and idek who they are

" your really pretty"

SO CUTE BRO

im FAMOUS smh

MY HEART MELTED

I let kids use my phone

quotebook

LIKE SHE WAS SO SWEET AND CUTE

WHERED GOD GO

idk

ITS JUST LIKE LITTLE KIDS WHO LOOK UP TO U

GOD HAS LEFT US

AND ITS SO CUTE

no help crossy road

SMH HIS ASS IS ALWAYS TRIPPING UP TO HEAVEN

little kids avoid me…

SUBWAY SURFERS 😭

LITTLE KIDS LOVW ME SMH

naw i worked at a summer camp nd there was a little boy who like only listened to me

he loved me

oh and then also my camera roll

they love that

..

quoting dat too

👀

damn

oh my camera roll is OFF LIMITS

LMFAO

SAME

IM SO SCARED OF MY CAMERA ROLL CAUSE IIIIII DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS ON IT

anyways ima leave for a bit yall

SEE YA

MUAHAHAHAHA

BYE MADII

BYE BYE MADI

back to my lil corner

when i would ride my bike lil kids would love it and alwyas wanna hear me rev the bike and it just made my day fr fr

BUH BYEEEEEEE

BYE MADDDDI

i have to go to

BYE MADU <3

BYEEEEEEEEE

MADI