Where Are the Online People?

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  • o, i tink my hungry ass keeps on eating them

    damn now 5 people online

    cmon stalkers say smth

    fuck 4 people online now

    nd only 2 in this chat

    now theres 3 people in the chat

    cmon someone say smth

    they prolly dont taste very good

    like bean boozled beans

    cat shit flavoured

    mal♡

    they prolly dont taste very good

    the texture tho 🤤🤤🤤

    jake no face revs smh

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    why does he look like my pubic hair

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    Chunke Monke

    why does he look like my pubic hair

    if your pubic hair looks like that then i am REALLY concerned

    PAUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    shes a very cute pussy

    can sum won tell me how tf these exist

    black pussy pic

    Is there a double meaning here ?

    Chunke Monke

    can sum won tell me how tf these exist

    EW

    mal♡

    black pussy pic

    y da hell does it have an extra ear

    ...it doesnt?

    where do you see an extra ear?

    Chunke Monke

    can sum won tell me how tf these exist

    those ugly asf Jordan fours are the only Jordan’s I’d ever wear

    thats j the way her ears built

    thats so weird though

    her furs fine

    what about it??

    EM WHAT KINDA DOGGY IS HE

    whats your problem w my pussys fur

    mal♡

    EM WHAT KINDA DOGGY IS HE

    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD

    mal♡

    whats your problem w my pussys fur

    y is there white fur poking out

    AUSSIES ARE THE BEST

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    animal abuse

    nuh uh he wanted it

    Chunke Monke

    y is there white fur poking out

    cus shes black nd white

    mal♡

    AUSSIES ARE THE BEST

    UR KITTY IS SO CUTE TOO

    urfavvirgo

    UR KITTY IS SO CUTE TOO

    pussy*

    NO CUS MY FRIEND HAS AN AUSSIE ND SHES MY FAVOURITE DOG I HAVE EVER MET

    urfavvirgo

    UR KITTY IS SO CUTE TOO

    NO OLLIE IS SO SOFT

    LIKE ITS CRAZY

    LEMME GET MORE PICTURES CUS I LIKE SHOWING OFF OLLIE CUS SHES SO CUTE

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SO CUTE

    urfavvirgo

    THATS MY OTHER PUPPERS

    looks liek a little gremlin

    DATS MY OLD DOG

    mal♡

    DATS MY OLD DOG

    OHMYGOSH THE TOUNGE

    mal♡

    DATS MY OLD DOG

    why is it so long

    cus he was a good boy

    hang on that doesnt sound right

    GUYS STOP HATING ON MALS OLD DOG

    why is its tongue so long

    yup and it has a long tongue too

    HE WAS SO SWEET

    HE LOOOVED PEOPLE

    one time i watched a tik tok where a baby was playing with a dog and he put his finger in the dog's butthole

    Chunke Monke

    one time i watched a tik tok where a baby was playing with a dog and he put his finger in the dog's butthole

    I wanna see

    urfavvirgo
    Image

    wait does ur dog chew on blankets when it's sad?

    urfavvirgo

    I wanna see

    . why

    Chunke Monke

    wait does ur dog chew on blankets when it's sad?

    hes not chewing on it

    Flappy.

    . why

    to send it to all of my friends

    i tink za tik tok got deleted but i got the yt vid

    urfavvirgo

    to send it to all of my friends

    please don't consider me a friend 🙏

    i also watched another vid where the baby actually put his whole ahh finger inside the dogs booty hole

    i tink emily is master baiting to the baby putting his finger in the dogs butthole

    guys im looking at old pictures nd help i used to be so crusty wtf

    my room js so hot

    I FOUNS A PICTURE OF ME WHEN I WAS FOUR YESTERDAY AND I LOOKED

    mal♡

    guys im looking at old pictures nd help i used to be so crusty wtf

    for realz

    4 YR OLD ME WAS A LITTLE ODD THO BUT IM BETTER IM BETTER

    when i look at pics of me when i was younger i looked ugly asf

    I WAS AN UGLY KID

    LIKE ITS SO BAD

    i definitely had a glow up but that aint saying much cus i was UGLY

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    omg bahahahahs

    i can finaly stitch together what jake looks liek

    OMG HELP I FOUND A PICTURE OF MYSELF DRESSED AS A TEACHER FOR HALLOWEEN ND I ACTUALLY LOOK SO BAD

    noo nd a picture of me in red leggings nd a maroon sweater 😭

    mal♡

    guys im looking at old pictures nd help i used to be so crusty wtf

    UR SO REAL FOR THAT

    omg i found a baby picture of me

    nd im hugging a rocking horse

    I WAS SUCH AN UGLY BABY

    BUT I WAS A CUTE TODDLWR

    I WAS A CUTE BABY ND TODDLER ND THEN I STOPPED BEING CUTE IN LIKE 2ND GRADE ND I J KEPT GOING DOWNHILL THEN I HIT 6TH GRADE ND ITS BEEN GOIN UP SINCE THERE

    SO I HAVE HOPE

    mal♡

    I WAS A CUTE BABY ND TODDLER ND THEN I STOPPED BEING CUTE IN LIKE 2ND GRADE ND I J KEPT GOING DOWNHILL THEN I HIT 6TH GRADE ND ITS BEEN GOIN UP SINCE THERE

    i looked fuqing ugly in 5th-7th grade, i had no sense of style

    my style was bad til like 7th grade but the rest of me got slightly better in 6th grade

    nd then 7th wasnt bad same w 8 nd this year is meh

    in 7th grade my acne got so bad randomly it was awful lmao

    nd thats when i got braces

    aww bye flappy

    my bestie is js a litol, uhhh, autism

    hola

    hi leo

    hi Mal

    how are you guys

    thats good

    hi leo friend

    God

    how are you guys

    im pretty good how about you

    mal♡

    im pretty good how about you

    im fine

    yall i need ur help

    so im writting up this song

    and i need a good like

    second verse

    you write songs? that’s cool

    yeah ive been doing it for a while

    i need ur help tho with this second part

    God

    i need ur help tho with this second part

    what’s the song about

    Chunke Monke

    chatgpt exists bruv

    bruv chatgbt sucks dick at writting

    try it

    it gives the most shit lyrics

    chatgpt has written some pretty funny scripts for me about my classmates 💀

    Anonymous

    what’s the song about

    i rather not say

    HELP CHARACTER AI IS SO FUNNY TO ME

    Chunke Monke

    then use character.ai

    lemme try that

    God

    i rather not say

    what’s it about

    God

    i rather not say

    ohhh okay got it

    its abt killing this guys moms brothers sisters uncles bsf boyfirends sisters brothers fav football players mom

    God

    its abt killing this guys moms brothers sisters uncles bsf boyfirends sisters brothers fav football players mom

    UR SO REAL FOR THAT

    THANK YOU BRO

    I BE WISHING DEATH UPON HIS WHOLE FAMILY ATP

    God

    its abt killing this guys moms brothers sisters uncles bsf boyfirends sisters brothers fav football players mom

    dam

    urfavvirgo

    I BE WISHING DEATH UPON HIS WHOLE FAMILY ATP

    only some like not the dog or cat

    yk

    or the goldfish

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    God

    only some like not the dog or cat

    his dog is okay and his and sister mom is rlly sweet but I could give less of a fuck abt his brothers and his dad and his cousins

    urfavvirgo

    his dog is okay and his and sister mom is rlly sweet but I could give less of a fuck abt his brothers and his dad and his cousins

    fr fr

    Anonymous

    i’m so bored 😳

    me too

    i know it was a joke lmao

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    GOD

    wjays up

    Anonymous

    god are you god

    yes i am my child how may i help

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    blinkers?

    God

    yes i am my child how may i help

    ummmm i uhh confess that im cutting class rn

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    LIKE THE FUCKIN POWER PUFF GIRLS

    UR SO REAL FOR THAT

    God

    yes i am my child how may i help

    can i have a unicorn

    Anonymous

    ummmm i uhh confess that im cutting class rn

    OH NO

    mal♡

    can i have a unicorn

    yes

    urfavvirgo

    UR SO REAL FOR THAT

    wait wut?

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    WHATCHU KNOW BOUT VAPE?

    swish it around in my lungs type shit

    bro what

    that does not make snese

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    that?

    but you just said?

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    AND THE FUCKIN SMOKE U BLOWIN OUT

    no it’s so much fun tho

    no its fun when you got a helmet on and you blow the smoke out

    bro that shit is fun asf

    buddy

    chill

    its not that funny

    <3

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    explains ur voice

    BUT U DONT VAPE SO THERES NO EXPLANATION FOR YOURS ,

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    kys

    no

    the comment section disappointed me so much

    I expected it to be like funny

    lmao

    OUUUU

    facts

    ong

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    emily half your fuckin fyp is full of down sydrome kids

    STOP ITS CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO LAUGH AND THEN REWATCH IT AND THEN COMMENT STUFF

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    AND IF IT AINT THAT ITS NATHANS REPOSTS

    .

    its bc u like him

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    MISS GIRL WHAT BOUT ANDREI

    SHSHHSHSHSH I FT WITH HIM THE OTHER NIGHT AND HES SO CUTE HIS LITTLE SISTER WAS SINGING AND HE WAS HER AUDIENCE

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HES MID ASF

    I disagree

    yk whos really cool

    urfavvirgo

    SHSHHSHSHSH I FT WITH HIM THE OTHER NIGHT AND HES SO CUTE HIS LITTLE SISTER WAS SINGING AND HE WAS HER AUDIENCE

    NO GUYS THAT ARE GOOD W KIDS THOUGH

    i think both of you would like

    Ashton

    omg

    hes just the perfect one for all the ladys

    mal♡

    NO GUYS THAT ARE GOOD W KIDS THOUGH

    NO IK IT DOES SOMETHING TO ME BUT I JS CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT

    😂

    God

    😂

    ur not as funny as u think u are.

    urfavvirgo

    NO IK IT DOES SOMETHING TO ME BUT I JS CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT

    NO FR ONCE LIAM WAS PLAYING W MY LITTLE SISTER SHE WAS 2 AT THE TIME ND IT WAS SO CUTE LIKE OML

    nah ong hes so down bad

    mal♡

    NO FR ONCE LIAM WAS PLAYING W MY LITTLE SISTER SHE WAS 2 AT THE TIME ND IT WAS SO CUTE LIKE OML

    AWWWWWWWW GUYS WITH LITTLE SISTERS ARE ALWAYS THE SWEETEST

    when i catfished him i he said "pls can i see a pic of you in your bra"

    LMAO

    i fucking hate him with all my cells

    yeah

    the shit was fucked

    urfavvirgo

    AWWWWWWWW GUYS WITH LITTLE SISTERS ARE ALWAYS THE SWEETEST

    NO HES THE YOUNGEST CHILD THOUGH SO HE LOVES LITTLE KIDS ND ITS SO CUTE WE ALSO VOLUNTEERED AT A CHURCH SUMMER CAMP ND HE WAS W 1ST GRADE ND THEYD TACKLE HIM ND AWWWW

    HI FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY

    did i tell u i emailed is school

    mal♡

    HI FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY

    HIIIII

    mal♡

    NO HES THE YOUNGEST CHILD THOUGH SO HE LOVES LITTLE KIDS ND ITS SO CUTE WE ALSO VOLUNTEERED AT A CHURCH SUMMER CAMP ND HE WAS W 1ST GRADE ND THEYD TACKLE HIM ND AWWWW

    WAIT STOP THATS ACTUALLY ADORABLE

    yo fallpy wsg my bird

    yeah

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    urfavvirgo

    WAIT STOP THATS ACTUALLY ADORABLE

    IT WAS SO CUTE

    God

    yo fallpy wsg my bird

    HIII

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    🤨

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    oh?

    i said "he vapes, and talks to little kids and blah blah and put a few screenshots"

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    AYE BRO WHAT THE FUCK

    it’s rlly cute when guys are good with kids

    Ahshton hello?

    dont delete it now we all saw

    urfavvirgo

    AND HI FLAPPY

    AH FINALLY SMH

    we all saw you like it when guys play with kids

    urfavvirgo

    it’s rlly cute when guys are good with kids

    it is though cus honestly theres nothing better than a sweet nd gentle guy

    dont lie

    God

    dont delete it now we all saw

    no but u can’t catch me

    we all saw it

    mal♡

    it is though cus honestly theres nothing better than a sweet nd gentle guy

    for real bro

    Anonymous

    WHAT DID SHE SAY

    how I like guys who are good with kids

    Anonymous

    WHAT DID WMILY SAY

    "I like it when guys play with little kids" - urfavvirgo

    urfavvirgo

    how I like guys who are good with kids

    oh damn

    God

    "I like it when guys play with little kids" - urfavvirgo

    ashton parkes core

    God

    "I like it when guys play with little kids" - urfavvirgo

    AHAHHAHAHAH no.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    but im great with kids

    i feel like you woudnt be for some reason

    God

    "I like it when guys play with little kids" - urfavvirgo

    QUOTE BOOK

    Anonymous

    ashton parkes core

    LMAO

    no but I’m amazing with children

    no matter how much they disgust me

    they’re kinda fun to be around

    little kids are so fun

    i worked at summer camp over the summer nd it was so fun

    no wait so many little kids say hi to me from my team and idek who they are

    God

    "I like it when guys play with little kids" - urfavvirgo

    quotebook

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    GOD HAS LEFT US

    urfavvirgo

    I let kids use my phone

    no help crossy road

    SMH HIS ASS IS ALWAYS TRIPPING UP TO HEAVEN

    Flappy.

    no help crossy road

    SUBWAY SURFERS 😭

    LITTLE KIDS LOVW ME SMH

    naw i worked at a summer camp nd there was a little boy who like only listened to me

    oh and then also my camera roll

    Flappy.

    LITTLE KIDS LOVW ME SMH

    quoting dat too

    mal♡

    naw i worked at a summer camp nd there was a little boy who like only listened to me

    damn

    oh my camera roll is OFF LIMITS

    Flappy.

    oh my camera roll is OFF LIMITS

    SAME

    Flappy.

    oh my camera roll is OFF LIMITS

    IM SO SCARED OF MY CAMERA ROLL CAUSE IIIIII DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS ON IT

    when i would ride my bike lil kids would love it and alwyas wanna hear me rev the bike and it just made my day fr fr

    God

    when i would ride my bike lil kids would love it and alwyas wanna hear me rev the bike and it just made my day fr fr

    uh huh I bet u want them to ride you

    what the actual fuck

    urfavvirgo

    uh huh I bet u want them to ride you

    why are you thinking of that when u hear the word children

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    I WAS THUKNING THE SAME THING

    U AND ME THINK ALIKE OML

    Flappy.

    why are you thinking of that when u hear the word children

    fr

    Flappy.

    why are you thinking of that when u hear the word children

    I DONT

    Flappy.

    why are you thinking of that when u hear the word children

    fr

    nah u do

    urfavvirgo

    I DONT

    SURE

    urfavvirgo

    uh huh I bet u want them to ride you

    Uh oh that sounds like, peda peda peda peda pedaphiliaaaa

    i say sum wholesome and you go right to that

    urfavvirgo

    I DONT

    doubt

    ODD OBSESSION W KIDS HUH?

    well actually that’s kinda a lie bc pedophiles scare me so bad I like think abt that at least 3 times a day

    i think she might be into lil kids her self

    God

    i think she might be into lil kids her self

    that’s u buddy

    urfavvirgo

    well actually that’s kinda a lie bc pedophiles scare me so bad I like think abt that at least 3 times a day

    i troll pedohpiles on discord

    its not but ok

    Chunke Monke

    i troll pedohpiles on discord

    LMAO SAME

    IK WTF U BE UP TO ON UWU CREW

    SCREENSHOTS ON WHAT

    urfavvirgo

    I HAVE THE SCREENSHOTS

    of what?

    God

    of what?

    of u being shady as hell

    urfavvirgo

    of u being shady as hell

    slim shady

    nah what? u got me fucked up

    send that shit here

    GOD REMEMBER THT ONE TIME U LIED TO ME 😢😢😔

    HOW DARE GOD LIE SMH

    Flappy.

    GOD REMEMBER THT ONE TIME U LIED TO ME 😢😢😔

    uhh

    when

    oh i remember yeah

    FLAPPERS BIRD CHECK UWU PLS ANS THANK U AND ALSO MAL I CAN UPDATE U

    GOD BE WRITING A WHOLE ASS BOOK ABOUT NOT LYING BUT THEN HE LIES TO YOU

    urfavvirgo

    FLAPPERS BIRD CHECK UWU PLS ANS THANK U AND ALSO MAL I CAN UPDATE U

    nah what?

    urfavvirgo

    FLAPPERS BIRD CHECK UWU PLS ANS THANK U AND ALSO MAL I CAN UPDATE U

    UPDATE ME ON WHAT

    WHAT AM I NOT UP TO DATE ON

    urfavvirgo

    calm down buddy

    nah im not gonna calm down when someone says im a pedo when im not and saying i did shit like what?

    idfk

    nah bc emily got me fucked up sayin im a pedo?

    God

    nah bc emily got me fucked up sayin im a pedo?

    slow ur roll I was just kidding

    nah thats not even funny

    urfavvirgo

    FLAPPY COME BACK

    HII

    thats fucked of u fr like im not with that pedo shit and saying im a pedo is fucked

    im currently listening to the best song ever

    urfavvirgo

    IM GOOD HRU

    I DROPPED 0.4 IN LIKE MY FAVORITE EVENT AND I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE APRIL

    mal♡

    im currently listening to the best song ever

    mmmmm i sont think so

    its very amazing

    mal♡

    its very amazing

    by whos standard

    urfavvirgo

    MAL CHECK UWU I REPLIED

    I REPLIED TOOO

    Flappy.

    by whos standard

    any sane person

    mal♡

    I REPLIED TOOO

    NO BUT I LIKE REPLIED TO UR RELY

    ND I J REPLIED AGAIN HAHA

    SILLY N CONFUSED FR

    .............

    her poor sister

    mal♡

    her poor sister

    THATS WHAT I SAID TOO CAUSE LIKE HOW TF…..

    NO LIKE ACTUALLY

    ND TO BE ALL OVER HER THE FLOOR ND THE WALLS

    LIKE A FUCKIN VOLCANO MUSTA ERUPTED FROM HER ASS

    she probably had Taco Bell 💀

    my friend sent me this like a week ago nd i started crying 😭

    thats genuinely smth that would happen to me

    FLAPPY WHERE TF ARE U COME BACK I SENT U A TIKTOK ON UWU

    MAL CHECK UWU I WANNA SEND IT TO U TOO

    TIKTOK IS BLOCKED ON MY COMPUTER

    mal♡

    TIKTOK IS BLOCKED ON MY COMPUTER

    ITS FINE I THINK THIS SHOULD WORK

    HELP IM TIRED WHATS FUNNY? 😭😭😭😭

    what we were literally discussing on uwu crew

    FOUR HOURS OF SLEPE

    I’ve decided I rlly love my friend group

    cause there’s an even amount of people so like we all have our duos

    but we’re so good together as a whole

    was this a debate

    Flappy.

    was this a debate

    NO I WAS JUST THINKING ABT IT

    "man should i love them? idk theyre kna annoying sometimes hmm"

    CAUSE IM SCARED THAT THIS NEW GIRLS GONNA MESS SHIT UP THE ONLY REASON SERENITY EVEN LIKES HER IS BC SHES PRETTY

    no but like my friend group is actually so fragile

    if Serenity moves then it’s all over bc duos just aren’t strong enough to keep it all together

    urfavvirgo

    CAUSE IM SCARED THAT THIS NEW GIRLS GONNA MESS SHIT UP THE ONLY REASON SERENITY EVEN LIKES HER IS BC SHES PRETTY

    😭

    urfavvirgo

    no but like my friend group is actually so fragile

    why is it fragile

    bc of boys and like shit talking

    from what ive heard

    I feel like it’s gonna shrink and Audrey and bryn are gonna drift from us and Christy’s gonna drift from us and soon enough it’s gonna me and rayla and nelle and kaylee

    help i still cant get over the name bryn 😭😭

    NO AND SERENITY AND I ARE DRIFTING BC APPARENTLY I DITCHED HER TO HANG OUT WITH NELLE WHEN I LITERALLY DIDNT IM JS RLLY BAD AT REMEMBERING IF IM HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE AFTER SCHOOL

    it sounds like you did tbh

    BECAUSE youre bad at remembering

    I did and I apologized and promised to hang out with her later but she’s still being salty and I’m just like…… I’ll give u ur space if that’s what u want but I feel like there’s smth else going on because losing our friendship over forgetfulness is just not where it’s at

    and I trust her to be one to confront me if I did smth else or wtv so I’m being respectful and giving her time

    but I’m just like…….?.?.???

    mhm mhm i get you

    tht doesnt sound like the best situation

    NO BUT ITS OKAY CAUSE I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS EVEN THO STUFF HAPPENS I JUST DONT WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO HAPPEN THAT MESSES IT UP

    MY FRIEND IS LOWKEY PISSING ME OFF RN 😭 BUT I GET WHY SHES DOIN IT BUT LIKE

    oop i killed the chat

    Flappy.

    MY FRIEND IS LOWKEY PISSING ME OFF RN 😭 BUT I GET WHY SHES DOIN IT BUT LIKE

    it sounds like she’s irritated by you but she’s expressing her frustration subtlety and sneakily so she can’t get called out for it

    ive done that b4

    Embryonic Tapaculo