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so it’s Tuesday and I decided today that I need to start standing on business and I know I say I can quit things whenever I want but I just don’t want to... well idk I feel like it’s lowkey an issue w this site (not the people obviously) but i wanna just have some self discipline and prove to myself that I can do what I say I will, regardless if it’s something I rlly enjoy. so I’m gonna leave the site. I’m done. thank you to my friends, I appreciate u guys.

HI GUYS IM BACK <333333 it was the weekend so i was off because my home computer is only for hw but not my shcool computer omg hru guys did i miss out on any drama? also @hanjisungswife i love stray kids :) we can talk abt them soon :D

i js wanted to write this while I'm here.

Charlie, yes we've had our ups and downs but i honestly love you so much i wont be on here anymore so i js wanted to say goodbye.

Chex and Madi, you guys are honestly my role models, your eyes, your hair, your body, your honestly so perfect that i just wanna be you so fuckin bad.

Jake and Wade, you guys have made me so happy these past few months I've been on, i just wante… Read more

This site hath become insufferable and filled with degenerate swines. Dagger, thou are to execute all the heathens that thou discover within this site. Off with their head! none shall remain!

Yo Dagger I can start deleting posts if u want, like all the ones with 10 comments or less

Like usual, I missed a bunch of important messages and replies because you mentally handicapped dickwads created so many stupid posts and buried the important ones. Seriously, either go touch some grass or kys. It's simple.

I've seen alot of things on the internet abt ppl cuttin themselves. Idk if any of u do but all I can say is pls dont. You shouldnt hurt yourself bcuz others hurt u. It's not worth it. Trust me, ik. There's always gonna be someone who cares abt u even if u dont realise it.

Breaking my hiatus to say that I will be extending my hiatus until I go on Christmas break. It's gonna be another busy week for me so I'll be focusing on school stuff mostly. I MIGHT check uwu occasionally, but don't expect me to be on there all the time. Hope everything's going well for you all, see you soon!

Poll

Some members here have asked me to renovate Worst Jokes Ever. Which medium would you like to use for the renovated site?

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

I'm going to force myself to be completely offline for the next week so I can focus on important stuff. I won't be on here, I won't be on uwu, but I MIGHT check my discord now and then, so if any of you have me added on there and there's like a horrific emergency, that'll be the only way you can reach me. I'm going radio silent, see you all in 7 days.

“You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls“ You think you got shit on us? You think you can do anything? You think you have power here? Cosmo any BP bastards you bring here will be banned immediately, you aren’t welcome here you foreign fucktards, gay ass pussies.

You are out, Amy. We will flood the streets. We will overrun the mousetraps, and we will turn this place into a reflection of BP. welcome to ur nightmare, trolls