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    • All in favor of making the name of our horny, beloved mod, jake, a slang term for mastrubation vote "aye"

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    • u don't want him to jake off to you?

    jake is in favor of this, so...

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wsp ppls

    i can finally reply to yall chats

    AYYY ITS A FELLOW ANON

    anons are my favorite people

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    did I ask for ur petty ass to say something?

    i dont need to ask to speak smh

    womp womp i guess

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    cool?

    you live in texas, there's a border near you that you should hop over

    I'm in Chinese but I already know all the work so I'm just on my phone

    I_expose_idiots

    wsp arson

    who ru

    Anonymous

    i was just in chem

    damn

    Anonymous

    I'm in Chinese but I already know all the work so I'm just on my phone

    reall

    I'm in AP chem and it sucks

    It's kind of easy though so I got it down

    ahhhh hell nah y u torturing urself

    arsonisfun

    ahhhh hell nah y u torturing urself

    Let's just say my parents believe in me a little too much

    Tf happened to the site 😭😭 it says it moved or was deleted

    Ngl i thought Matt had enough and evaporated us already

    Anonymous

    Let's just say my parents believe in me a little too much

    Asian parents 😭😭

    arsonisfun

    Ngl i thought Matt had enough and evaporated us already

    To be honest, I'm going to be happy when the website shuts down because it will all be good for all of us.

    arsonisfun

    Asian parents 😭😭

    Fr

    Truuu but still wouldnt be able to say bye or smth

    Yeah, but that's okay. I'm only going to be in touch with the people I care about most on the site, and that's all that matters.

    Anonymous

    Yeah, but that's okay. I'm only going to be in touch with the people I care about most on the site, and that's all that matters.

    And those ppl are??

    arsonisfun

    And those ppl are??

    Well, just one lol

    arsonisfun

    Jake

    My girlfriend bozo

    Anonymous

    My girlfriend bozo

    Jake is ur gf wdymm

    arsonisfun

    Jake is ur gf wdymm

    No he isn't?

    I_expose_idiots

    whos ur girlfriend

    ^^^ idk too

    I thought his girlfriend was Wade.

    arsonisfun

    ^^^ idk too

    It's Leo

    Anonymous

    It's Leo

    NO WAY I FORGOT ABOUT THT

    Muse

    I thought his girlfriend was Wade.

    Wade is male

    Leo told me bout yall firsttt

    Muse

    I thought his girlfriend was Wade.

    LOL

    arsonisfun

    I'm speciall

    We're all special on this site (not in a good way)

    Anonymous

    We're all special on this site (not in a good way)

    except for ME

    I_expose_idiots

    congrats igenious

    It isn't exactly new...

    Flappy.

    except for ME

    hi flappers

    Flappy.

    except for ME

    And me smh

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    anyone got any good songs I can listen too?

    What genre

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    anyone got any good songs I can listen too?

    I'm not sure you like the same music as me

    Ξ±my

    hi flappers

    amyyyy

    Ethan do you have a favorite rapper?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    anyone got any good songs I can listen too?

    Rich baby daddy

    Flappy.

    hihi

    finally outta school

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Rich baby daddy

    That song is so overplayed istg

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Toser one , he is a Spanish rapper

    Do u like regaton??

    arsonisfun

    Do u like regaton??

    I do my cousin is a rapper

    Do you guys like Ken Carson

    Ξ±my

    finally outta school

    oh.

    Anonymous

    Do you guys like Ken Carson

    Sounds familiarrr

    Anonymous

    That song is so overplayed istg

    true

    arsonisfun

    Spanish genre of music

    Karol g is my fav

    Flappy.

    couldnt be me

    lolz

    Lil Tecca is one of my favorite rappers also

    Anonymous

    Lil Tecca is one of my favorite rappers also

    eh

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    also arson , wanna hear a song l isten too sum times?

    Sureeee

    Let's rate each other's tastess

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    Salutations

    Hi shy

    But I think my favorite rapper of all time is probably Tyler, the Creator

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    listen too it arson

    Mkk

    Anonymous

    But I think my favorite rapper of all time is probably Tyler, the Creator

    fav song?

    I have too many, what about you?

    I like that one but it's kind of overplayed

    arsonisfun

    After the storm ks good

    ..thats kalis song tho

    Anonymous

    I have too many, what about you?

    mr lonely lol

    Yooo that song is so fire it's up there fr

    Guys I gtg I'll rate the songs ltrrr

    Flappy.

    ..thats kalis song tho

    real

    Jake off?

    Heroin jake off with me bro

    Sugar Bearrr

    Shit, now I have to figure out what to call you now

    Good hbu

    Wade

    Heroin jake off with me bro

    i jaked off you your mom

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wade stop wading off

    Mbbb

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    to cp

    What the fuck

    ethan jacks off to child porn confirmed?/?/???

    Uh uh

    I never understood why people would do that though

    Ask Cosmo

    My friend's uncle was caught with like a shit ton of child pornography on a hard drive in one of his desk drawers

    He didn't get in trouble with any police my friend just took it and got his ass beat

    Anonymous

    `He was gonna turn it in

    congratulate me or i’ll castrate u

    Ξ±my

    congratulate me or i’ll castrate u

    Congratulations Amy!

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    Heroin Monkey

    edp 445

    wait what seat r u normally

    Anonymous

    Congratulations Amy!

    omg thxxx <3

    Ξ±my

    wait what seat r u normally

    heroinmonkey

    Ξ±my

    wait what seat r u normally

    i prefer skulling ut usually 4

    have you ever been to the High Point regatta

    have you ever been to Dogwood

    Ξ±my

    have you ever been to Dogwood

    wheres that

    Heroin Monkey

    wheres that

    tennessee

    Why are you being so suspicious

    Comment deleted by Ξ±my
    Comment deleted

    heroinmonkey

    Are you going to live there starting in August Heroin Monkey?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    SHI imma throw a fuckin party bru at my neighborhood park..................

    My friend is having a party

    Anonymous

    Are you going to live there starting in August Heroin Monkey?

    Heroin monkey

    what reaggats

    have u been to

    Soccer is eternally the greatest sport

    Anonymous

    Soccer is eternally the greatest sport

    also no

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    like genuine confusion

    regattas are boat races for rowing

    I smoked away my brain, I think I'm going dumb

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    Comment deleted

    "serena thinks you go to our school lets see how long we can keep this up"

    HERION delete that though

    we are tryna keep something up and we cant do it with that comment in the chat

    MY TWO DADDYS

    UNGHHHH

    SONIC I FUCKED YOUR BITCHES AGAIN

    krissy is in multiple of my periods and i love him

    I actually cant wait to go home

    IM GONNA SWING AND DANGLE FROM THE CEILING FAN

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’ve stopped like 8 suicides here

    How do you know

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I js got choked out by 2 men

    And liked it

    I have hope that you all die.

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I js got choked out by 2 men

    tf did I walk into

    I mean ig idk qhat would happen

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    Everyone will die at some point

    not me

    arsonisfun

    not me

    Lolll I just read a part of a Percy Jackson book about girls becoming immortal because of some pledge

    Who’s ready for an AFTERNOON RAP BATTLE????

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    Lolll I just read a part of a Percy Jackson book about girls becoming immortal because of some pledge

    lol I never finished the series

    RapBoat

    Who’s ready for an AFTERNOON RAP BATTLE????

    hi rapboat hru

    arsonisfun

    hi rapboat hru

    Uh, alright i guess

    I don’t RAPE

    RapBoat

    I don’t RAPE

    goood

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I'm so confused

    samee lmoa

    I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RAPE

    Reet bust

    START RAPING ALREADYYY

    NO

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    If you read it backwards it can sound like Paris in a French accent I think

    You saw the image and your first thought was to fucking read it backwards???

    Reet bust

    PLEASE RAP ME RAPBOAT

    well wrap u in tinfoil and put u in the oven

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    RapBoat

    You saw the image and your first thought was to fucking read it backwards???

    No, but I guess I have a fast train of thought

    START RAPING ALREADY RAPBOAT

    Fuck, meant to reply, not delete

    Reet bust

    START RAPING ALREADY RAPBOAT

    WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO RAPE

    Reet bust

    MEEEEEEEE

    I DON’T BAT FOR THAT TEAM BRUH

    There are no attractive people in this chat for me to RAPE

    Nobody in here is RAPEABLE

    HOW ABOUT WE NOT RAPE EACH OTHER????

    I WANNA START RAPING YOU RAPBOAT

    rapboat u better lock ur windows tonight

    Let’s RAP BATTLE

    Look, i like to participate in RAP BATTLES

    But not RAPE BATTLES

    RAPE = BAD!!!!!!!! TAPE = NEUTRAL!!!!!!!! RAP = GOOD!!!!!!!!!

    BUUUUUUT i would say that rap is more GOOD than rape is BAD

    But i guess it’s up for debate

    don't think I didn't forget bout what u said to leo

    Yeah, i said that i hope she RAPS

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    bored

    same

    arsonisfun

    don't think I didn't forget bout what u said to leo

    it wasn't very rap of u smh

    RapBoat

    Yeah, i said that i hope she RAPS

    Which is actually a very AWESOME thing to wish upon somebody

    JazzyπŸ’•

    this girl said she rapped a little kid

    who??/

    RapBoat

    I DID bro

    tf u did not u said u hopes she gets raped

    Anonymous

    uhhh

    LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE CULPRIT!!!!!!!

    JazzyπŸ’•

    yeah and she got pregnant from him too

    HUH

    RapBoat

    LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE CULPRIT!!!!!!!

    bruh

    arsonisfun

    tf u did not u said u hopes she gets raped

    I already explained to you bro, i had to ONE-UP her

    Because of what she said to ME

    RapBoat

    I already explained to you bro, i had to ONE-UP her

    but still wasn't ok u shouldn't go tht far ur gonna be like homeless jamal at this point

    JazzyπŸ’•

    the kid died

    Poor little bugger. Should’ve listened to more RAP

    arsonisfun

    but still wasn't ok u shouldn't go tht far ur gonna be like homeless jamal at this point

    Pffffttt, homeless jamal couldn’t beat me in a RAP BATTLE

    RapBoat

    Poor little bugger. Should’ve listened to more RAP

    no not the kid who got rapped the baby died

    JazzyπŸ’•

    no pulse

    He could’ve gotten pulse if you had plugged into a FIRE RAP BEAT

    RapBoat

    Pffffttt, homeless jamal couldn’t beat me in a RAP BATTLE

    .

    she cried I laughed and she said I was bitch and I called her a childless slut

    She got pregnant from a baby???? Is that even possible??

    RapBoat

    She got pregnant from a baby???? Is that even possible??

    shes 13 and the kid is 11

    You said it was a BABY that she raped…

    i don't think that 11yos can produce cum

    RapBoat

    You said it was a BABY that she raped…

    no I said that the baby died and she raped a kid two years younger then her

    Anonymous

    i don't think that 11yos can produce cum

    Yeah, i’m sure you’ve partaken in many EXPERIMENTS to acquire that information

    JazzyπŸ’•

    no I said that the baby died and she raped a kid two years younger then her

    OHHHHHHHHH that makes sense. Poor little bro should’ve listen to more RAP

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    tf I come onto this site for..........

    Poor you :)

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    Girls can get their period at 8 (or earlier)

    yeah, a girl got pregnant at 4 once...

    Anonymous

    yeah, a girl got pregnant at 4 once...

    Are you at least paying child support?

    RapBoat

    OHHHHHHHHH that makes sense. Poor little bro should’ve listen to more RAP

    yeah

    due to some biological thing

    Anonymous

    yeah, a girl got pregnant at 4 once...

    oh I rember that

    RapBoat

    Are you at least paying child support?

    it was in the 1800s or something

    we're not really even sure

    JazzyπŸ’•

    it was her uncle that did it

    Damn, imagine being an INCEST BABY with a LITERAL baby mama. I guess that’s what a rap-free life does to a motherfucka

    there's also a theory that her dad impregnated her

    RapBoat

    Damn, imagine being an INCEST BABY with a LITERAL baby mama. I guess that’s what a rap-free life does to a motherfucka

    that's crazy

    Anonymous

    there's also a theory that her dad impregnated her

    either her uncle or her father either way that is some nasty shit

    Bro is trying to make it ABUNDATELY CLEAR that he disagrees with child molestation

    Kinda sus if you ask me…

    RapBoat

    Bro is trying to make it ABUNDATELY CLEAR that he disagrees with child molestation

    nah really

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    arsonisfun

    bad rapboat

    Sapmming is WORSE

    arsonisfun

    bad rapboat

    based arson

    RapBoat

    Sapmming is WORSE

    says the guy who spammed in sw\

    Anonymous

    says the guy who spammed in sw\

    We were at fucking 940…

    You’re DELUSIONAL

    RapBoat

    Sapmming is WORSE

    worse than slursπŸ’€

    well, they have different rules

    arsonisfun

    worse than slursπŸ’€

    yeah, totally

    Anonymous

    well, they have different rules

    I didn’t think that they’d be SO ANGRY over an insignicant win…

    The fuck is this virus ahh lookin site

    Are you on drugs????

    You’re either TIRED, ON DRUGS, or RETARDED

    no. shes a fourth option.

    Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

    RapBoat

    Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

    Indubitably

    Tf are you doing with your dog-

    RapBoat

    Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

    no wonder the universe is expanding away from us

    RapBoat

    Tf are you doing with your dog-

    nothing but dogs shed dummy

    Anonymous

    no wonder the universe is expanding away from us

    Yeah, it’s cause of the FILTHY DEMONS

    RapBoat

    Yeah, it’s cause of the FILTHY DEMONS

    inflation

    RapBoat

    Yeah, it’s cause of the FILTHY DEMONS

    I'm gonna excorsize u rq stay still

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    Cosmo how am I the fourth option?

    because u fall under none of those categorise

    I'm splashing holy water on u btw

    I’d say there’s three types of demons. The first type are the FALLEN ANGELS that rebelled with satan. The second type are HUMANS that turned into demons after spending too long in hell. The third type is NEGATIVE ENERGY that’s given off by PEOPLE. Demons form from the negative energy

    sounds like some anime plot line ngl

    POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

    RapBoat

    I’d say there’s three types of demons. The first type are the FALLEN ANGELS that rebelled with satan. The second type are HUMANS that turned into demons after spending too long in hell. The third type is NEGATIVE ENERGY that’s given off by PEOPLE. Demons form from the negative energy

    last one is just jujustu kaisen

    RapBoat

    POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

    Why? Because NON-RAP music is, at least in some form, inherently negative, because it is worse than RAP, and being WORSE than something is negative

    RapBoat

    POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

    eh, your so-called 'negative energy isn't making me be more repulsed by rap. im neutral about rap, so there is no energy betweeen us

    yapboat I found where u where born

    What in the actual fuck

    bro God his masters at yappington uni

    Anonymous

    eh, your so-called 'negative energy isn't making me be more repulsed by rap. im neutral about rap, so there is no energy betweeen us

    This is how you balance RELIGION with SCIENCE, and also MUSIC that gives off negative vibes and creates demons

    RapBoat

    POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

    Am I a demon then?

    Which is how RAP ties into all of this

    shame that i don't believe in a religion-science combination

    u be rappin but all I hear is yappin

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    Am I a demon then?

    Not nessecarily, but the MUSIC you listen to creates negative energy, and thus demons

    what is your definition of negative energy

    Anonymous

    shame that i don't believe in a religion-science combination

    I never said a COMBINATION, i said that it’s RELIGION, but i find ways to answer all the athiest’s scientific arguments

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    i don't balance them. i believe in science more than religion. my religion is more cultural

    Anonymous

    what is your definition of negative energy

    Like vibes and shit that can basically become demons if powerful and given enough time

    RapBoat

    I never said a COMBINATION, i said that it’s RELIGION, but i find ways to answer all the athiest’s scientific arguments

    bruh

    RapBoat

    Like vibes and shit that can basically become demons if powerful and given enough time

    so a negative influence?

    RapBoat

    Like vibes and shit that can basically become demons if powerful and given enough time

    the real question is...can I become a demon

    Anonymous

    so a negative influence?

    Bundles of powerful negative energy can become LOW-ORDER DEMONS, which can progress into high-order demons

    many rappers are negative influences, doing all the drugs and stuff

    arsonisfun

    the real question is...can I become a demon

    A human COULD theoretically become the 2nd type of demon

    RapBoat

    Bundles of powerful negative energy can become LOW-ORDER DEMONS, which can progress into high-order demons

    huh. the universe isn't inflating and being filled with demons

    RapBoat

    I’d say there’s three types of demons. The first type are the FALLEN ANGELS that rebelled with satan. The second type are HUMANS that turned into demons after spending too long in hell. The third type is NEGATIVE ENERGY that’s given off by PEOPLE. Demons form from the negative energy

    Arson read this

    but there is evidence for negative energy between the universe

    Anonymous

    but there is evidence for negative energy between the universe

    EXACTLY, that strengthens my point even more

    RapBoat

    Arson read this

    yea imma spear u after I'm dead imma crawl up and drag u down fr

    RapBoat

    EXACTLY, that strengthens my point even more

    If energy can be inherently POSITIVE and NEGATIVE, then that proves that man-made morals are not confined to earth and humanity

    tiring my bf has been very distant and I think he is gonna break up with me

    JazzyπŸ’•

    tiring my bf has been very distant and I think he is gonna break up with me

    :<

    RapBoat

    EXACTLY, that strengthens my point even more

    but the negative energy is not forming around the earth. according to you, earth is where all the negative energy came from, so why do we detect the effects of dark energy billions of years in the past?

    yeah I'm over here being all hugged up on him and he's over here being distant af

    no way rapboat created his own rap based religion

    JazzyπŸ’•

    yeah I'm over here being all hugged up on him and he's over here being distant af

    maybe he's just having a bad day??

    Anonymous

    but the negative energy is not forming around the earth. according to you, earth is where all the negative energy came from, so why do we detect the effects of dark energy billions of years in the past?

    I’m literally arguing AGAINST the fact that the negative energy is only confined to the earth

    I think you need to place an order for READING GLASSES

    arsonisfun

    maybe he's just having a bad day??

    he has been like this for 5 days now

    Anonymous

    it is his religion. wdym

    well I mean like he incorporated rap into it which is funny

    JazzyπŸ’•

    he has been like this for 5 days now

    do u know if smth happened w him??

    arsonisfun

    well I mean like he incorporated rap into it which is funny

    RAP plays a big part in religion and life, also everything i’ve been saying is backed up by the BIBLE

    if it comes from humans, then there would be a large amount of negative energy centered around humans

    RapBoat

    I think you need to place an order for READING GLASSES

    I wish I had reading glasses....unfortunately I got 20/20 vision

    RapBoat

    I’m literally arguing AGAINST the fact that the negative energy is only confined to the earth

    ^

    RapBoat

    RAP plays a big part in religion and life, also everything i’ve been saying is backed up by the BIBLE

    did rap create the bible?

    arsonisfun

    do u know if smth happened w him??

    when he's is with his friends he is all happy and shit but with me he is weird

    so, rap isn't part of the bible

    JazzyπŸ’•

    when he's is with his friends he is all happy and shit but with me he is weird

    oh :(

    and many orthodox christians are against rap

    Maybe i shouldn’t have said EXPLICITELY RAP. I mean music in general, and RAP is at the pinnacle of the music pole

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Me have glasses

    cuteee I wanna buy blue light glasses but I cant find ones I likeee

    so according to them, rap isn't good

    Anonymous

    and many orthodox christians are against rap

    Not my branch

    arsonisfun

    cuteee I wanna buy blue light glasses but I cant find ones I likeee

    Im getting new ones

    arsonisfun

    cuteee I wanna buy blue light glasses but I cant find ones I likeee

    like oval or thin frame rectangle glasses would be nice

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Im getting new ones

    Ooo

    like miumiu glasses r the exact thing I'm lookin for but they r all like$ 200+

    and I wanna buy it for the look so WAYYYY too much

    RapBoat

    If energy can be inherently POSITIVE and NEGATIVE, then that proves that man-made morals are not confined to earth and humanity

    well, humanity made man-made morals, didn't they?

    I just got my eyes checked on Monday so me and my mom are gonna go back so I can order the frame

    what kind of frame u getting??

    Anonymous

    well, humanity made man-made morals, didn't they?

    GOD did, and humanity tried to make laws and expand it

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    jkjk im so mean

    u r

    RapBoat

    GOD did, and humanity tried to make laws and expand it

    But ultimately Jesus came on the SABBATH day and basically said β€œYour rules don’t mean shit, follow MY rules”

    RapBoat

    GOD did, and humanity tried to make laws and expand it

    but if man-made morals are made from god, are they really man made?

    arsonisfun

    what kind of frame u getting??

    clear and gold on the side

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wsp arson

    burn in a car crash

    RapBoat

    But ultimately Jesus came on the SABBATH day and basically said β€œYour rules don’t mean shit, follow MY rules”

    the bible shouldn't be taken literally

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    am i tho?

    nahhh

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    blind?

    deaf?

    Anonymous

    the bible shouldn't be taken literally

    That part actually DID happen though

    JazzyπŸ’•

    clear and gold on the side

    oooo what about shape?

    RapBoat

    That part actually DID happen though

    did it really?

    Anonymous

    the bible shouldn't be taken literally

    not a lot of it; but some of it should be

    Jesus was recorded to have existed, and there’s bundles of evidence that the shit mentioned in the bible DID happen

    (i have no idea how to use semicolons)

    According to the Roman records there was an ECLIPSE right at the time that jesus died, and also, the VATICAN has jesus’s ARREST RECORD

    Flappy.

    (i have no idea how to use semicolons)

    me neither; it really is a conundrum

    but he wasn't gods son. if yeshu saw how people worship him today, he would hate himself. he was a jewish scholar

    RapBoat

    According to the Roman records there was an ECLIPSE right at the time that jesus died, and also, the VATICAN has jesus’s ARREST RECORD

    BUT WAIT!!!!!! The Vatican has records of jesus AFTER his confirmed death date!!!!!!!! This means that it’s CONFIRMED that jesus was alive after he died

    RapBoat

    According to the Roman records there was an ECLIPSE right at the time that jesus died, and also, the VATICAN has jesus’s ARREST RECORD

    well, jesus did exist, but we don't know about moses or aaron or anybody else

    RapBoat

    BUT WAIT!!!!!! The Vatican has records of jesus AFTER his confirmed death date!!!!!!!! This means that it’s CONFIRMED that jesus was alive after he died

    well, not exactly

    arsonisfun

    ALSO HI FLAPPY

    hiiii

    jesus just disappeared from his grave

    Anonymous

    well, jesus did exist, but we don't know about moses or aaron or anybody else

    There are traces of moses in TRADITION

    JazzyπŸ’•

    chkd?

    depression?

    Anonymous

    jesus just disappeared from his grave

    Jesus rlly said some I'm alive I'm dead I'm alive again

    Anonymous

    tradition is stories

    No, traditions that are alive today that couldn’t have POSSIBLY happened if not for the existence of moses

    RapBoat

    No, traditions that are alive today that couldn’t have POSSIBLY happened if not for the existence of moses

    well,

    JazzyπŸ’•

    suicide?

    eating disorder?

    he could have been a story passed on

    anyone see that one guy who thought he was Jesus and gathered a group that even the military couldn't win against??

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Jesus rlly said some I'm alive I'm dead I'm alive again

    He HAD to die so that he could compress all of the negative energy into HIMSELF, and then die, send all the sins and demons and negative shit into hell

    stories get changed and alters as people say them

    Anonymous

    stories get changed and alters as people say them

    But if moses didn’t EXIST, there’s no way that certain traditions that are alive TODAY could have happened

    JazzyπŸ’•

    vegan teahcer?

    i fucking hate that person

    JazzyπŸ’•

    vegan teahcer?

    veggie tales?

    vegan teacher murdered veggie tales

    Anonymous

    i fucking hate that person

    same

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    What have I missed?

    nothing

    RapBoat

    But if moses didn’t EXIST, there’s no way that certain traditions that are alive TODAY could have happened

    religions come from stories. many traditions get extracted from the story

    RapBoat

    Not nessecarily, but the MUSIC you listen to creates negative energy, and thus demons

    Music is my life though

    RapBoat

    Not nessecarily, but the MUSIC you listen to creates negative energy, and thus demons

    so I cant listen to depressing music anymore???

    Anonymous

    religions come from stories. many traditions get extracted from the story

    Did i mention that there’s ARCHAELOGICAL and VERIFIED evidence that moses parted the red sea?

    arsonisfun

    so I cant listen to depressing music anymore???

    That’s not really how it works

    bro this guy was flirting with me in band td and I kept moving and he kept coming up to me and saying how he would like to talk to me more

    shy, pull out the popcorn

    and I was like um thank you but not thanks

    RapBoat

    That’s not really how it works

    what if I GET depressed listening to it

    Anonymous

    prove it

    What the fuck do you want ME to do?? I’m not an archaeologist or religious authority figure, just a teenage spotify rapper

    RapBoat

    What the fuck do you want ME to do?? I’m not an archaeologist or religious authority figure, just a teenage spotify rapper

    what are your sources

    JazzyπŸ’•

    bro this guy was flirting with me in band td and I kept moving and he kept coming up to me and saying how he would like to talk to me more

    ewwww idk y but ewww

    Anonymous

    shy, pull out the popcorn

    FR

    arsonisfun

    what if I GET depressed listening to it

    Then you probably DO technically exert negative energy that invetibaly contributes into the making of low-tier demons

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I WANT POP CORN

    🍿 I GOTCHU

    and he's not bad looking but like I have a bf (for now idk at this point)

    RapBoat

    Then you probably DO technically exert negative energy that invetibaly contributes into the making of low-tier demons

    noice

    RapBoat

    Then you probably DO technically exert negative energy that invetibaly contributes into the making of low-tier demons

    But you’re ONE HUMAN out of 8 billion, and there’s MUCH MORE negative energy in the universe besides us

    this is getting so fucking stupid

    arsonisfun

    cosmo idk y ur enabling himm

    COSMO was the one who started this bullshit

    JazzyπŸ’•

    and he's not bad looking but like I have a bf (for now idk at this point)

    ohhh I imagined it more creepy

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    YOU FUCKTARD

    I SEE YOU SHY GET IT GIRL

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    YOU FUCKTARD

    LMAO TOO LATE

    I didn’t wake up and say β€œI think i’ll get into a religious argument on a joke site today” COSMO was the one who started this crap

    arsonisfun

    ohhh I imagined it more creepy

    I would show u a picture but I don't have my phone rn

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I would show u a picture but I don't have my phone rn

    mkk

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    But my popcorn is better

    NUH UH

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    I got allllll the popcorn flavors

    *SSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF* all of you motherfucker’s popcorn smells likeπŸ’©

    β™’ Shy Dragon β™’

    MUSICAL ORGANS TOO

    u need a nap

    RapBoat

    *SSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF* all of you motherfucker’s popcorn smells likeπŸ’©

    and u need eternal slumber

    JazzyπŸ’•

    *eats popcorn*

    feed me pookie

    JazzyπŸ’•

    can I have chocolate on mine?

    WHICH KIND