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All in favor of making the name of our horny, beloved mod, jake, a slang term for mastrubation vote "aye"

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u don't want him to jake off to you?

jake is in favor of this, so...

hi im with stupid

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

wsp ppls

i can finally reply to yall chats

I_expose_idiots

sup

Hello Anonymous Person

AYYY ITS A FELLOW ANON

anons are my favorite people

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

did I ask for ur petty ass to say something?

i dont need to ask to speak smh

womp womp i guess

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

cool?

you live in texas, there's a border near you that you should hop over

I'm in Chinese but I already know all the work so I'm just on my phone

I_expose_idiots

wsp arson

who ru

Anonymous

i was just in chem

damn

Anonymous

I'm in Chinese but I already know all the work so I'm just on my phone

reall

I'm in AP chem and it sucks

It's kind of easy though so I got it down

ahhhh hell nah y u torturing urself

arsonisfun

ahhhh hell nah y u torturing urself

Let's just say my parents believe in me a little too much

Tf happened to the site 😭😭 it says it moved or was deleted

Ngl i thought Matt had enough and evaporated us already

Anonymous

Let's just say my parents believe in me a little too much

Asian parents 😭😭

arsonisfun

Ngl i thought Matt had enough and evaporated us already

To be honest, I'm going to be happy when the website shuts down because it will all be good for all of us.

arsonisfun

Asian parents 😭😭

Fr

Truuu but still wouldnt be able to say bye or smth

arsonisfun

Truuu but still wouldnt be able to say bye or smth

Yeah, but that's okay. I'm only going to be in touch with the people I care about most on the site, and that's all that matters.

Anonymous

Yeah, but that's okay. I'm only going to be in touch with the people I care about most on the site, and that's all that matters.

And those ppl are??

arsonisfun

And those ppl are??

Well, just one lol

arsonisfun

Jake

My girlfriend bozo

Anonymous

My girlfriend bozo

Jake is ur gf wdymm

arsonisfun

Jake is ur gf wdymm

No he isn't?

I_expose_idiots

whos ur girlfriend

^^^ idk too

I thought his girlfriend was Wade.

arsonisfun

^^^ idk too

It's Leo

Anonymous

It's Leo

NO WAY I FORGOT ABOUT THT

Muse

I thought his girlfriend was Wade.

Wade is male

Muse

I thought his girlfriend was Wade.

LOL

arsonisfun

I'm speciall

We're all special on this site (not in a good way)

Anonymous

We're all special on this site (not in a good way)

except for ME

I_expose_idiots

congrats igenious

It isn't exactly new...

Flappy.

except for ME

hi flappers

Flappy.

except for ME

And me smh

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

anyone got any good songs I can listen too?

What genre

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

anyone got any good songs I can listen too?

I'm not sure you like the same music as me

αmy

hi flappers

amyyyy

Ethan do you have a favorite rapper?

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

anyone got any good songs I can listen too?

Rich baby daddy

Flappy.

hihi

finally outta school

Jazzy💕

Rich baby daddy

That song is so overplayed istg

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Toser one , he is a Spanish rapper

Do u like regaton??

arsonisfun

Do u like regaton??

I do my cousin is a rapper

Do you guys like Ken Carson

αmy

finally outta school

oh.

Anonymous

Do you guys like Ken Carson

Sounds familiarrr

Anonymous

That song is so overplayed istg

true

arsonisfun

Spanish genre of music

Karol g is my fav

Flappy.

couldnt be me

lolz

Anonymous

Do you guys like Ken Carson

yeah

Lil Tecca is one of my favorite rappers also

Anonymous

Lil Tecca is one of my favorite rappers also

eh

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

also arson , wanna hear a song l isten too sum times?

Sureeee

Let's rate each other's tastess

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Salutations

Hi shy

But I think my favorite rapper of all time is probably Tyler, the Creator

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

listen too it arson

Mkk

Anonymous

But I think my favorite rapper of all time is probably Tyler, the Creator

fav song?

Flappy.

fav song?

I have too many, what about you?

I like that one but it's kind of overplayed

arsonisfun

After the storm ks good

..thats kalis song tho

Anonymous

I have too many, what about you?

mr lonely lol

Flappy.

mr lonely lol

Yooo that song is so fire it's up there fr

Guys I gtg I'll rate the songs ltrrr

Flappy.

..thats kalis song tho

real

Heroin jake off with me bro

Sugar Bearrr

Shit, now I have to figure out what to call you now

Good hbu

Wade

Heroin jake off with me bro

i jaked off you your mom

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

wade stop wading off

Mbbb

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

to cp

What the fuck

ethan jacks off to child porn confirmed?/?/???

I never understood why people would do that though

Ask Cosmo

My friend's uncle was caught with like a shit ton of child pornography on a hard drive in one of his desk drawers

Anonymous

My friend's uncle was caught with like a shit ton of child pornography on a hard drive in one of his desk drawers

based uncle

He didn't get in trouble with any police my friend just took it and got his ass beat

Anonymous

`He was gonna turn it in

congratulate me or i’ll castrate u

Heroin Monkey

edp 445

guess what

αmy

congratulate me or i’ll castrate u

Congratulations Amy!

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Heroin Monkey

edp 445

wait what seat r u normally

Anonymous

Congratulations Amy!

omg thxxx <3

αmy

wait what seat r u normally

heroinmonkey

αmy

wait what seat r u normally

i prefer skulling ut usually 4

Heroin Monkey

i prefer skulling ut usually 4

have you ever been to the High Point regatta

wait nvm

have you ever been to Dogwood

the regatta

αmy

have you ever been to Dogwood

wheres that

Heroin Monkey

wheres that

tennessee

Why are you being so suspicious

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heroinmonkey

Are you going to live there starting in August Heroin Monkey?

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

SHI imma throw a fuckin party bru at my neighborhood park..................

My friend is having a party

Anonymous

Are you going to live there starting in August Heroin Monkey?

Heroin monkey

heroi money

what reaggats

have u been to

regattas

Soccer is eternally the greatest sport

Anonymous

Soccer is eternally the greatest sport

also no

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

like genuine confusion

regattas are boat races for rowing

I smoked away my brain, I think I'm going dumb

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"serena thinks you go to our school lets see how long we can keep this up"

Ethan delete heroins comment

we are tryna keep something up and we cant do it with that comment in the chat

MY TWO DADDYS

UNGHHHH

SONIC I FUCKED YOUR BITCHES AGAIN

krissy is in multiple of my periods and i love him

The Unknown King of Moderation

Opal spitting facts 🔥🔥🔥

IM THE BEST USER ON WJE, YOU CANNOT DENY THE MARK IVE MADE ON WJE HISTORY.

I actually cant wait to go home

GIVE ME CREDIT, IM RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING THIS SITE ALIVE. I ALSO CHANGED THE WAYS OF THE ALT AND ALSO IM JUST AWESOME

IM GONNA SWING AND DANGLE FROM THE CEILING FAN

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’ve stopped like 8 suicides here

How do you know

I have hope that you all die.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I js got choked out by 2 men

tf did I walk into

Anonymous

I have hope that you all die.

Everyone will die at some point

I mean ig idk qhat would happen

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Everyone will die at some point

not me

arsonisfun

not me

Lolll I just read a part of a Percy Jackson book about girls becoming immortal because of some pledge

Who’s ready for an AFTERNOON RAP BATTLE????

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Lolll I just read a part of a Percy Jackson book about girls becoming immortal because of some pledge

lol I never finished the series

rapboat

Who’s ready for an AFTERNOON RAP BATTLE????

hi rapboat hru

arsonisfun

hi rapboat hru

Uh, alright i guess

Jazzy💕

I'm so confused

samee lmoa

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I think u meant to say " I rape"

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO RAPE

rapboat
Image

If you read it backwards it can sound like Paris in a French accent I think

Reet bust

START RAPING ALREADYYY

NO

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

If you read it backwards it can sound like Paris in a French accent I think

You saw the image and your first thought was to fucking read it backwards???

Reet bust

PLEASE RAP ME RAPBOAT

well wrap u in tinfoil and put u in the oven

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rapboat

You saw the image and your first thought was to fucking read it backwards???

No, but I guess I have a fast train of thought

START RAPING ALREADY RAPBOAT

Fuck, meant to reply, not delete

Reet bust

START RAPING ALREADY RAPBOAT

WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO RAPE

Reet bust

MEEEEEEEE

I DON’T BAT FOR THAT TEAM BRUH

There are no attractive people in this chat for me to RAPE

Nobody in here is RAPEABLE

HOW ABOUT WE NOT RAPE EACH OTHER????

I WANNA START RAPING YOU RAPBOAT

rapboat u better lock ur windows tonight

Let’s RAP BATTLE

Look, i like to participate in RAP BATTLES

But not RAPE BATTLES

RAPE = BAD!!!!!!!! TAPE = NEUTRAL!!!!!!!! RAP = GOOD!!!!!!!!!

BUUUUUUT i would say that rap is more GOOD than rape is BAD

But i guess it’s up for debate

don't think I didn't forget bout what u said to leo

Yeah, i said that i hope she RAPS

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

bored

same

arsonisfun

don't think I didn't forget bout what u said to leo

it wasn't very rap of u smh

this girl said she rapped a little kid

rapboat

Yeah, i said that i hope she RAPS

Which is actually a very AWESOME thing to wish upon somebody

rapboat

Which is actually a very AWESOME thing to wish upon somebody

own up to what u said

arsonisfun

own up to what u said

I DID bro

Jazzy💕

this girl said she rapped a little kid

who??/

yeah and she got pregnant from him too

rapboat

I DID bro

tf u did not u said u hopes she gets raped

Anonymous

uhhh

LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE CULPRIT!!!!!!!

Jazzy💕

yeah and she got pregnant from him too

HUH

rapboat

LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND THE CULPRIT!!!!!!!

bruh

arsonisfun

tf u did not u said u hopes she gets raped

I already explained to you bro, i had to ONE-UP her

Because of what she said to ME

rapboat

I already explained to you bro, i had to ONE-UP her

but still wasn't ok u shouldn't go tht far ur gonna be like homeless jamal at this point

Jazzy💕

the kid died

Poor little bugger. Should’ve listened to more RAP

arsonisfun

but still wasn't ok u shouldn't go tht far ur gonna be like homeless jamal at this point

Pffffttt, homeless jamal couldn’t beat me in a RAP BATTLE

rapboat

Poor little bugger. Should’ve listened to more RAP

no not the kid who got rapped the baby died

Jazzy💕

no pulse

He could’ve gotten pulse if you had plugged into a FIRE RAP BEAT

rapboat

Pffffttt, homeless jamal couldn’t beat me in a RAP BATTLE

.

she cried I laughed and she said I was bitch and I called her a childless slut

She got pregnant from a baby???? Is that even possible??

rapboat

She got pregnant from a baby???? Is that even possible??

shes 13 and the kid is 11

Jazzy💕

shes 13 and the kid is 11

You said it was a BABY that she raped…

i don't think that 11yos can produce cum

rapboat

You said it was a BABY that she raped…

no I said that the baby died and she raped a kid two years younger then her

Anonymous

i don't think that 11yos can produce cum

Yeah, i’m sure you’ve partaken in many EXPERIMENTS to acquire that information

Jazzy💕

no I said that the baby died and she raped a kid two years younger then her

OHHHHHHHHH that makes sense. Poor little bro should’ve listen to more RAP

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

tf I come onto this site for..........

Poor you :)

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Girls can get their period at 8 (or earlier)

yeah, a girl got pregnant at 4 once...

Anonymous

yeah, a girl got pregnant at 4 once...

Are you at least paying child support?

rapboat

OHHHHHHHHH that makes sense. Poor little bro should’ve listen to more RAP

yeah

due to some biological thing

Anonymous

yeah, a girl got pregnant at 4 once...

oh I rember that

rapboat

Are you at least paying child support?

it was in the 1800s or something

it was her uncle that did it

we're not really even sure

that's what it said in the article

Jazzy💕

it was her uncle that did it

Damn, imagine being an INCEST BABY with a LITERAL baby mama. I guess that’s what a rap-free life does to a motherfucka

there's also a theory that her dad impregnated her

rapboat

Damn, imagine being an INCEST BABY with a LITERAL baby mama. I guess that’s what a rap-free life does to a motherfucka

that's crazy

Anonymous

there's also a theory that her dad impregnated her

either her uncle or her father either way that is some nasty shit

Anonymous

yeah

Bro is trying to make it ABUNDATELY CLEAR that he disagrees with child molestation

Kinda sus if you ask me…

rapboat

Bro is trying to make it ABUNDATELY CLEAR that he disagrees with child molestation

nah really

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arsonisfun

bad rapboat

Sapmming is WORSE

arsonisfun

bad rapboat

based arson

rapboat

Sapmming is WORSE

says the guy who spammed in sw\

Anonymous

says the guy who spammed in sw\

We were at fucking 940…

You’re DELUSIONAL

rapboat

Sapmming is WORSE

worse than slurs💀

well, they have different rules

arsonisfun

worse than slurs💀

yeah, totally

Anonymous

well, they have different rules

I didn’t think that they’d be SO ANGRY over an insignicant win…

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Ching Cheng Hanji https://g.co/kgs/C9G1yQf

The fuck is this virus ahh lookin site

Are you on drugs????

You’re either TIRED, ON DRUGS, or RETARDED

Anonymous

no. shes a fourth option.

I beg your loveliest pardon?

Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

rapboat

Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

Lovely

rapboat

Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

Indubitably

Tf are you doing with your dog-

rapboat

Dumbness is NEGATIVE. Dumb people give off NEGATIVE ENERGY. The NEGATIVE ENERGY floats and swirls around the earth, infecting it. If too much NEGATIVE ENERGY is piled up, DEMONS can be created. Dumb people create demons.

no wonder the universe is expanding away from us

type shit

rapboat

Tf are you doing with your dog-

nothing but dogs shed dummy

Anonymous

no wonder the universe is expanding away from us

Yeah, it’s cause of the FILTHY DEMONS

rapboat

Yeah, it’s cause of the FILTHY DEMONS

inflation

rapboat

Yeah, it’s cause of the FILTHY DEMONS

I'm gonna excorsize u rq stay still

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Cosmo how am I the fourth option?

because u fall under none of those categorise

I'm splashing holy water on u btw

Anonymous

because u fall under none of those categorise

Okay but what category?

I’d say there’s three types of demons. The first type are the FALLEN ANGELS that rebelled with satan. The second type are HUMANS that turned into demons after spending too long in hell. The third type is NEGATIVE ENERGY that’s given off by PEOPLE. Demons form from the negative energy

sounds like some anime plot line ngl

POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

rapboat

I’d say there’s three types of demons. The first type are the FALLEN ANGELS that rebelled with satan. The second type are HUMANS that turned into demons after spending too long in hell. The third type is NEGATIVE ENERGY that’s given off by PEOPLE. Demons form from the negative energy

last one is just jujustu kaisen

rapboat

POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

Why? Because NON-RAP music is, at least in some form, inherently negative, because it is worse than RAP, and being WORSE than something is negative

rapboat

POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

eh, your so-called 'negative energy isn't making me be more repulsed by rap. im neutral about rap, so there is no energy betweeen us

yapboat I found where u where born

arsonisfun

yapboat I found where u where born

What in the actual fuck

bro God his masters at yappington uni

Anonymous

eh, your so-called 'negative energy isn't making me be more repulsed by rap. im neutral about rap, so there is no energy betweeen us

This is how you balance RELIGION with SCIENCE, and also MUSIC that gives off negative vibes and creates demons

rapboat

POP MUSIC and other non-rap forms of music are some of the biggest perpatrators in these areas

Am I a demon then?

Which is how RAP ties into all of this

shame that i don't believe in a religion-science combination

u be rappin but all I hear is yappin

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Am I a demon then?

Not nessecarily, but the MUSIC you listen to creates negative energy, and thus demons

what is your definition of negative energy

Anonymous

shame that i don't believe in a religion-science combination

I never said a COMBINATION, i said that it’s RELIGION, but i find ways to answer all the athiest’s scientific arguments

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i don't balance them. i believe in science more than religion. my religion is more cultural

Anonymous

what is your definition of negative energy

Like vibes and shit that can basically become demons if powerful and given enough time

rapboat

I never said a COMBINATION, i said that it’s RELIGION, but i find ways to answer all the athiest’s scientific arguments

bruh

rapboat

Like vibes and shit that can basically become demons if powerful and given enough time

so a negative influence?

rapboat

Like vibes and shit that can basically become demons if powerful and given enough time

the real question is...can I become a demon

Anonymous

so a negative influence?

Bundles of powerful negative energy can become LOW-ORDER DEMONS, which can progress into high-order demons

many rappers are negative influences, doing all the drugs and stuff

arsonisfun

the real question is...can I become a demon

A human COULD theoretically become the 2nd type of demon

rapboat

Bundles of powerful negative energy can become LOW-ORDER DEMONS, which can progress into high-order demons

huh. the universe isn't inflating and being filled with demons

rapboat

I’d say there’s three types of demons. The first type are the FALLEN ANGELS that rebelled with satan. The second type are HUMANS that turned into demons after spending too long in hell. The third type is NEGATIVE ENERGY that’s given off by PEOPLE. Demons form from the negative energy

Arson read this

but there is evidence for negative energy between the universe

Anonymous

but there is evidence for negative energy between the universe

EXACTLY, that strengthens my point even more

rapboat

Arson read this

yea imma spear u after I'm dead imma crawl up and drag u down fr

rapboat

EXACTLY, that strengthens my point even more

If energy can be inherently POSITIVE and NEGATIVE, then that proves that man-made morals are not confined to earth and humanity

tiring my bf has been very distant and I think he is gonna break up with me

arsonisfun

HI JAPPY

HI ARSONN

Jazzy💕

tiring my bf has been very distant and I think he is gonna break up with me

:<

rapboat

EXACTLY, that strengthens my point even more

but the negative energy is not forming around the earth. according to you, earth is where all the negative energy came from, so why do we detect the effects of dark energy billions of years in the past?

yeah I'm over here being all hugged up on him and he's over here being distant af

no way rapboat created his own rap based religion

Jazzy💕

yeah I'm over here being all hugged up on him and he's over here being distant af

maybe he's just having a bad day??

Anonymous

but the negative energy is not forming around the earth. according to you, earth is where all the negative energy came from, so why do we detect the effects of dark energy billions of years in the past?

I’m literally arguing AGAINST the fact that the negative energy is only confined to the earth

I think you need to place an order for READING GLASSES

arsonisfun

maybe he's just having a bad day??

he has been like this for 5 days now

Anonymous

it is his religion. wdym

well I mean like he incorporated rap into it which is funny

Jazzy💕

he has been like this for 5 days now

do u know if smth happened w him??

arsonisfun

well I mean like he incorporated rap into it which is funny

RAP plays a big part in religion and life, also everything i’ve been saying is backed up by the BIBLE

if it comes from humans, then there would be a large amount of negative energy centered around humans

rapboat

I think you need to place an order for READING GLASSES

I wish I had reading glasses....unfortunately I got 20/20 vision

rapboat

I’m literally arguing AGAINST the fact that the negative energy is only confined to the earth

^

rapboat

RAP plays a big part in religion and life, also everything i’ve been saying is backed up by the BIBLE

did rap create the bible?

Anonymous

did rap create the bible?

Uh, no…?

arsonisfun

do u know if smth happened w him??

when he's is with his friends he is all happy and shit but with me he is weird

arsonisfun

glasses r cute

Me have glasses

so, rap isn't part of the bible

Jazzy💕

when he's is with his friends he is all happy and shit but with me he is weird

oh :(

and many orthodox christians are against rap

Maybe i shouldn’t have said EXPLICITELY RAP. I mean music in general, and RAP is at the pinnacle of the music pole

Jazzy💕

Me have glasses

cuteee I wanna buy blue light glasses but I cant find ones I likeee

so according to them, rap isn't good

Anonymous

and many orthodox christians are against rap

Not my branch

arsonisfun

cuteee I wanna buy blue light glasses but I cant find ones I likeee

Im getting new ones

arsonisfun

cuteee I wanna buy blue light glasses but I cant find ones I likeee

like oval or thin frame rectangle glasses would be nice

Jazzy💕

Im getting new ones

Ooo

like miumiu glasses r the exact thing I'm lookin for but they r all like$ 200+

and I wanna buy it for the look so WAYYYY too much

rapboat

If energy can be inherently POSITIVE and NEGATIVE, then that proves that man-made morals are not confined to earth and humanity

well, humanity made man-made morals, didn't they?

I just got my eyes checked on Monday so me and my mom are gonna go back so I can order the frame

what kind of frame u getting??

Anonymous

well, humanity made man-made morals, didn't they?

GOD did, and humanity tried to make laws and expand it

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

jkjk im so mean

u r

rapboat

GOD did, and humanity tried to make laws and expand it

But ultimately Jesus came on the SABBATH day and basically said “Your rules don’t mean shit, follow MY rules”

rapboat

GOD did, and humanity tried to make laws and expand it

but if man-made morals are made from god, are they really man made?

arsonisfun

what kind of frame u getting??

clear and gold on the side

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

wsp arson

burn in a car crash

rapboat

But ultimately Jesus came on the SABBATH day and basically said “Your rules don’t mean shit, follow MY rules”

the bible shouldn't be taken literally

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

am i tho?

nahhh

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

blind?

deaf?

Anonymous

the bible shouldn't be taken literally

That part actually DID happen though

Jazzy💕

clear and gold on the side

oooo what about shape?

rapboat

That part actually DID happen though

did it really?

Anonymous

the bible shouldn't be taken literally

not a lot of it; but some of it should be

Jesus was recorded to have existed, and there’s bundles of evidence that the shit mentioned in the bible DID happen

(i have no idea how to use semicolons)

According to the Roman records there was an ECLIPSE right at the time that jesus died, and also, the VATICAN has jesus’s ARREST RECORD

Flappy.

(i have no idea how to use semicolons)

me neither; it really is a conundrum

arsonisfun

oooo what about shape?

oval

but he wasn't gods son. if yeshu saw how people worship him today, he would hate himself. he was a jewish scholar

rapboat

According to the Roman records there was an ECLIPSE right at the time that jesus died, and also, the VATICAN has jesus’s ARREST RECORD

BUT WAIT!!!!!! The Vatican has records of jesus AFTER his confirmed death date!!!!!!!! This means that it’s CONFIRMED that jesus was alive after he died

rapboat

According to the Roman records there was an ECLIPSE right at the time that jesus died, and also, the VATICAN has jesus’s ARREST RECORD

well, jesus did exist, but we don't know about moses or aaron or anybody else

rapboat

BUT WAIT!!!!!! The Vatican has records of jesus AFTER his confirmed death date!!!!!!!! This means that it’s CONFIRMED that jesus was alive after he died

well, not exactly

arsonisfun

ALSO HI FLAPPY

hiiii

jesus just disappeared from his grave

Anonymous

well, jesus did exist, but we don't know about moses or aaron or anybody else

There are traces of moses in TRADITION

rapboat

There are traces of moses in TRADITION

tradition is stories

Anonymous

jesus just disappeared from his grave

Jesus rlly said some I'm alive I'm dead I'm alive again

Anonymous

tradition is stories

No, traditions that are alive today that couldn’t have POSSIBLY happened if not for the existence of moses

arsonisfun

depression?

suicide?

rapboat

No, traditions that are alive today that couldn’t have POSSIBLY happened if not for the existence of moses

well,

Jazzy💕

suicide?

eating disorder?

he could have been a story passed on

anyone see that one guy who thought he was Jesus and gathered a group that even the military couldn't win against??

Jazzy💕

Jesus rlly said some I'm alive I'm dead I'm alive again

He HAD to die so that he could compress all of the negative energy into HIMSELF, and then die, send all the sins and demons and negative shit into hell

stories get changed and alters as people say them

arsonisfun

eating disorder?

vegan teahcer?

Anonymous

stories get changed and alters as people say them

But if moses didn’t EXIST, there’s no way that certain traditions that are alive TODAY could have happened

Jazzy💕

vegan teahcer?

i fucking hate that person

Anonymous

i fucking hate that person

me too bro

Jazzy💕

vegan teahcer?

veggie tales?

vegan teacher murdered veggie tales

Anonymous

i fucking hate that person

same

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

What have I missed?

nothing

rapboat

But if moses didn’t EXIST, there’s no way that certain traditions that are alive TODAY could have happened

religions come from stories. many traditions get extracted from the story

rapboat

Not nessecarily, but the MUSIC you listen to creates negative energy, and thus demons

Music is my life though

rapboat

Not nessecarily, but the MUSIC you listen to creates negative energy, and thus demons

so I cant listen to depressing music anymore???

Anonymous

religions come from stories. many traditions get extracted from the story

Did i mention that there’s ARCHAELOGICAL and VERIFIED evidence that moses parted the red sea?

arsonisfun

so I cant listen to depressing music anymore???

That’s not really how it works

bro this guy was flirting with me in band td and I kept moving and he kept coming up to me and saying how he would like to talk to me more

and I was like um thank you but not thanks

rapboat

That’s not really how it works

what if I GET depressed listening to it

Anonymous

prove it

What the fuck do you want ME to do?? I’m not an archaeologist or religious authority figure, just a teenage spotify rapper

rapboat

What the fuck do you want ME to do?? I’m not an archaeologist or religious authority figure, just a teenage spotify rapper

what are your sources

Jazzy💕

bro this guy was flirting with me in band td and I kept moving and he kept coming up to me and saying how he would like to talk to me more

ewwww idk y but ewww

Anonymous

shy, pull out the popcorn

FR

arsonisfun

what if I GET depressed listening to it

Then you probably DO technically exert negative energy that invetibaly contributes into the making of low-tier demons

Jazzy💕

I WANT POP CORN

🍿 I GOTCHU

and he's not bad looking but like I have a bf (for now idk at this point)

arsonisfun

🍿 I GOTCHU

YAYAYYAYAYA

rapboat

Then you probably DO technically exert negative energy that invetibaly contributes into the making of low-tier demons

noice

rapboat

Then you probably DO technically exert negative energy that invetibaly contributes into the making of low-tier demons

But you’re ONE HUMAN out of 8 billion, and there’s MUCH MORE negative energy in the universe besides us

this is getting so fucking stupid

arsonisfun

cosmo idk y ur enabling himm

COSMO was the one who started this bullshit

Jazzy💕

and he's not bad looking but like I have a bf (for now idk at this point)

ohhh I imagined it more creepy

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

YOU FUCKTARD

I SEE YOU SHY GET IT GIRL

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

YOU FUCKTARD

LMAO TOO LATE

I didn’t wake up and say “I think i’ll get into a religious argument on a joke site today” COSMO was the one who started this crap

arsonisfun

ohhh I imagined it more creepy

I would show u a picture but I don't have my phone rn

Jazzy💕

I would show u a picture but I don't have my phone rn

mkk

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

But my popcorn is better

NUH UH

I got allllll the popcorn flavors

*SSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF* all of you motherfucker’s popcorn smells like💩

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

MUSICAL ORGANS TOO

u need a nap

rapboat

*SSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF* all of you motherfucker’s popcorn smells like💩

and u need eternal slumber

can I have chocolate on mine?

Jazzy💕

*eats popcorn*

feed me pookie

Jazzy💕

can I have chocolate on mine?

WHICH KIND

arsonisfun

u need a nap

How so? (I am going to go to sleep soon anyways?