What happened?

I FOUND THE FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD, SUCK IT SONIC!

WILL YOU DATE ME? BREATHE IF YES, RECITE THE BIBLE IN JAPANESE IF NO!

*recites the Bible in Japanese*

IS THAT ACTUALLY THE BIBLE?!

*continues reciting the Bible*

AND YOU STOPPED BREATHING TOO?!

*Continues reciting the Bible in Japanese without breathing*

I WOULD'VE PREFERRED YOU JUST BEAT ME UP AND CALL ME GAY!

I’ve recited the Bible in Japanese, can I breath now?

KILL YOURSELF

MY MOUTH WAS OPEN YOU GAY LITTLE FAKER

THAT'S WHY YOU WOKE UP SO STICKY!

MY MOUTH WAS OPEN

I AIMED FOR THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT

I WAS CHOKING IN MY DREAM

BECAUSE I STUCK MY DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT AFTER!

THATS GAY SONIC

YOU'RE GAY SHADOW

JUST FOR THAT I JUST FUCKED SALLY WHILE YOU WERE SAYING THAT

I FUCKED HER AT SUPER SPEED! SHE BENT OVER TO PICK A PIECE OF FOOD AND I RAILED HER SONIC! I RAMMED HER FASTER THAN YOU COULD CALL ME GAY!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CANT BEAT ME SONIC! ILL JUST FUCK ALL YOUR BITCHES!

I'LL FUCK YOU BACK

YOULL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST

*CATCHES YOU*

IMPOSSIBLE

CHAOS CONTROL-

CHAOS CONTROL MY DICK CAUSE IM ABOUT TO CUM ON YOU AGAIN

OH SHIT

IM GONNA FUCK MORE OF YOUR BITCHES IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS

FINE FUCK THEM ALL IM GOING TO BED

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN THOUGH, I'M STILL HORNY!

I WILL! AND YOU CANT FUCK ME IF I FUCK YOU FIRST!

I’LL SLEEP WITH MY GUN! YOU AREN’T FUCKING ME TONIGHT

The real question is, What haven't they done?

Wade and Jake

this conversation is so sped

NUH UH

what the fuck'

I AGREE

wade x jake

gay

NUH UH

Homisexual

UH HUH

you guys were acting so gay

The gayer you act the straighter you are

mhmmmmm i see the lies

lmao