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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

when you're just a chill guy but the yns with knee surg tmrw getting hawk tuahed on by the uncs rizzing the gruzz but lowkey fw the huzz

Watching this site is so strange, some people leave while others stay, and almost everyone has the iq of a monkey

Ok, we all know the web is truly toast when we actually start looking at the jokes, side of the web

Guys today was my first day of school i just hate it i want it to go back to the same thing it was last year, it's gonna take a lot of time getting used to school now, i even got seperated from my friends Yuri and Chadette. I miss 2023, and 2022 and 2021, i would do nearly anything to go back, LITERALLY ALMOST ANYTHING

ngl I see more chat's about people saying the sites dead instead of trying to start a conversation

This site has not been whole for such a long time idk if I even know the concept of bananas anymore

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Don't look at my username. Oh man you just did. Fun fact: You can't say /m/ with your mouth open. You just tried. I'm correct agian. You didn't see that I misspelled "again." You just checked. Don't look at my profile picture. You looked. You didn't notice I misspelled "look." You just realized I spelled it correctly. Copy and paste this comment as many times as possible. This was stolen from somebody else, continue the chain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ʘᴥʘ).

blach since you be coming and going ima just put it here but you asked me if I was anime 0.3 and I am (even tho all the animes are me)

hi guy's I'm back (if you don't know or remember me I'm clearly the number 1 anime guy in this community who always changes his user and pfp to a anime character I kind of switched pc's and forgot my password for my acc.)

All i try to do is hep yet people just keep fucking turnig against me i just keep amking the same mistaks over and over i keep jumping to incorect conclusions and assume that my next move will help yet it doesn't i just keep hurting and hurting and hurting i'm scared i'm a fucking egotisteccal wimp i don got no more friends irl i j have fake friends here i can't keep my friends i'm fucking miserable if yall knew me irl, youd probably try to avoid me i'm an ugly ass retard with no social life i'm starting to think about ending it al fml i'm pulling people apart i'm just breaking everything i touch i don't feel anything anymore i just feel cold nothing dark