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Barney is ur dad, from your imagination he left to get the milk, and now hes on vacation (:

GUYS GUYS GUYS I'M SO SORRY SCHOOL TRIED TO MURDER ME!!!

I'm really back now, I swear, this isn't gonna be another one of those times where I say I'm gonna be back and then never get on, I'll really be checking this often.

It's probably not going to be as constant as it once was, but with the term ending for me soon I should have much more free time so I'll be able to hang around more.

THE KING IS BACK, BABY!! WOOOOO!!!!

I mean obvi the egg came before the chicken yk being evolved from a T-rex but did the T-rex or the egg come first?

Me and my sister made cookies and i've been in my room the entire time after we put the in the oven. I don't know if anyone took them out...

I thought there was an edit option for your own posts i was just about to fix a spelling error in one of my jokes and the only option that pooed up was share link

You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

It’s snowing so heavy outside I can’t see across the river. The river is in my backyard.

Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.