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wait@ truephantom0, can you explain the whole situation as clearly as possible?

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce we also run a bbq buisness on the side yester days mistake is todays steak u make em we scrape em

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.

Hey guys its Kay and I would like to say I am glad to be back on here the doctor said I made a good recovery and I just made it home and what happen was on Christmas day I started coughing and coughing then I threw up and my " mom " realized i had blood in my throw up so she rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said I was very ill so they did everything they could to help me back I stood in there for 3 weeks and 2 days ago the doctor said I made a full recovery and i just came home today.

Glad to see everyone again :D

fuck it lets do something fun. Hamiltons Q&A ask me some questions in the comments

I noticed my past post “ Noticed everybody is doing face reveals I’ll do one if this gets 15 likes “ only got 8 likes but I’ll do it anyway I just wanted to see how fast it would take to get 15. So if you are interested I will do it later tonight in the meme section and in the comments of this post

If you want my face reveal, then like my other post talking about my face reveal if it doesn’t get to 15 likes I won’t do it until a further point in the future

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

marapets banned me from chatting and they thought i was 8, SERIOUSLY I'M 12!!!!!!!!!!!! not some random 8 year old!!!!!!!!!!!

by the time i could get access to the chat features, i would have been 16 by now and wouldn't have been active on marapets