Guys my father had taken my crime book and locked it in his room to R.I.P the story I am Writing but I singed in on my brothers tablet just thought I would give reason on not being on.

I won't be on over the summer because my dad is taking my computer. But I may be able to get into my account from my ipad. But if I am not able to I will probably be on in a few months.

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Ok, completely random question: when you sit on the toilet, do you dry yourself with toilet paper after you fart?

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

WHAT A FUCKING DAY. I GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WAS BEATING UP AN AUTISTIC KID. SO I GOT PISSED AND WENT UP TO HIM THEN THREW A LEFT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF THE JAW. THEN A RIGHT. THEN AFTER A MINUTE , HE WAS BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR. ( AS I REMIND YOU IM IN DAEP. AKA ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL FOR BEHAVIOR AND SHIT) SO IM THERE ON TOP OF THE BITCH STILL HITTING HIM WHEN ONE OF HIS FREINDS ATTACK ME. SO I GRABBED HIS LE… Read more

yall im going to be gone for the summer so as long as you guys don get bitten by a furry or scratched by a retard then you will fine. byeee

mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)

a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday and the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

Maybe instead of calling dancing a retard maybe actively protest what she’s posting by disliking the stolen memes and jokes. Just a thought

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100 bottles of beer on da wall, 100 bottles of beer~! You take one down, You pass it around, Now you’ve got 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Is it possible to eat my spaghetti out of a cat bum bum or do I need you cut the cat in half?

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Should I pumish or reward the illegals in my garden because the raped the neighbours cat?

I finished One Temple in Totk I did the Wind Temple and now working on the Goron temple but I died and forgot to do the shrine SO I do not know were my last save was