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Hamilton is Da best,right after epic the musical
I hate when gender reveal parties end with the male partner not being happy that his female partner is having a certain gendered baby (e.g. female), telling its her fault that the baby is that gender but he is the actual dumb one as its his sperm that dictates the gender of the baby (Y chromosome - Male, X - Chromosome - Female).
What the fuck happened while I was gone?
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
Hi chat; so i guess everyone is leaving now and i wanted to say that i haven’t been on the site in like forever and i kinda don’t care about WJE anymore. it used to be a super fun site where everyone got along and stuff and now it’s just bot slop and 12 year olds. and i’m almost 16 and lowkey got shit to do, i remember how bad this site made my mental health and so imma just leave the site because it genuinely doesn’… Read more
Why are all the jokes just weird now wth
Hi guys, this will be my final post on wje. i really hope you all read it. Anyways, with college coming up soon, and my life getting busier i’d figure i just write yall a goodbye post because half of yall deserve it. now i know back then i was really immature and didn’t care about this site really but in the end i did love u all and cared for each and everyone one of yall individually. anyways ima start by saying tha… Read more
I’m sad I was trying to fall into the toilet and not take a shit but I failed
The way to success…
Why is it called 'shut UP' when the upper teeth have to move down to fully close the mouth?
My mum opened the window at night and now theres a mosquitto bite on my ass.
The dislike counter is back.
What a great day to be alive.
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Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hon… Read more
The other day was my little brother's birthday
Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.
Mal what's stopping you from breaking into the apple store and getting the phone you want
I LOVE MY SISTER SHES SO COOL AND AWESOME AND Amazing and PRETTY AND GORGEOUS I LOVE HER SHES THE BESTEST EVER I ADORE HER SINGING SO MUCH I LUV HER SHES THE BEST BIG SISTER EVER (even tho im older then her but .... Ehh its hard to explain) YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYATAYAYAYAYAYAYA
what the hell is wind and how the hell did it get here
why is the feels like temperature different than the actual temperature. like if it feels like 56 outside why is it actually 67 degrees why isn’t it js 56 degrees