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omg guys wait, I have an amazing idea-

I don't care what he says, or does, even if he threatens to kill you or some shit, ignore Ashton.

just to piss him off. plus he's just a bitch anyways, no point in acknowledging a bitch, right?

π‹…πŒ€πŒ•πŒ“πŒ„πŒƒ is a stupid underagef@g who thinks his retarded zoomer shit is scary but I bet if he saw a real mutilated corpse he would be scarred for months

omg i had a dance yesterday and me and my crush slow danced 😍 it was so fun, i blew ALL my money on shit bro-

BRO WIECK IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HE SAID

"you have been acting dumb saying you dont know the reasons when youve already been told, and youre asking me stupid questions right now as if it even matters anymore

and regardless if youre going through something right now or not, you should acknowledge the things you do dont play dumb, act dumb or even try to remedy your shit"

pog you lying sack of shit bro im not that easy to make mad but lying way to damn much and this should be a wake call to fix yo self for you try to be with anyone else

Fuck you assholes who post porn websites and dirty images. You motherfucking asswipes don't deserve to be here. Recede into your mother's basement and jerk off to anime porn with your teddybear but don't infect us with your dumbass shit.

JUST to clarify thing and clear some shit up- I am a m a n

And my bf broke up with me bc 1. he cheated on me 2. he didn't wanna be seen with me

so now im straight :)

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

Shower Thoughts:

- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.

ASHTON AND MILLIE,JUST FUCKING STOP SIMPING,IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT SHIT GO TO TINDER OR TO A DARING WEBSITE.BUT NOT HERE THIS WEBSEITE WASNT MADE FOR THAT SHIT JEEZ!

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

bro fr ashton kinda scares me bro- he looks like he is 26 man and hes picking up girls man, im not taking his shit anymore man- i just cant man