Writing a Story

sex

Yes

tragic little drama in it give the story more of a good effect that gains YK READERS ATTENTION

murder

.........

ACTUALLY YEA MURDER SI GOOD

MAKE IT DETAILED

YES

MORE INTRESTING

MURDERERS POV

MAKE IT OVERKILL TOO

AT LEAST 69 STAB WOUNDS

A curse where everyone can only speak in 1700's English for 24 hours

So far it has a kid who microwaves cereal with a fork in it a hot milf, and an asshole brother who swears excessively

Murder will be involved I’m sure

murder the asshole brother with the microwaved fork

MAKE THE BROTHER THE MURDERER

THE CEREAL SHOULD MURDER THE ASSHOLE BROTHER WITH THE MICROWAVED FORK

BECAUSE CEREAL IS PG AND DOESN'T LIKE SWEARING

If any of you have ever read homestuck it’ll sort of be like that in that it has an ever expanding plot and way too many characters

FUCKING BASED CEREAL. WAIT NO PUT DOWN THE FORK I DIDN'T MEAN TO SWEAR PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY-

LMFAO

OKAY LETS MOVE ON FROM THE CEREAL

Cmon people any ideas

The most random shit ever

I GAVE YOU A GREAT IDEA YOU SHOULD USE IT

If it comes to mind, say it, idk how bad it is

Which one?

a character is a pastafarian

Amy

THIS ONE JAKE THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA

but little do we know that cereal isn't food...it's his long-lost sexy brother seeking revenge..

Okay, here’s an example: a kid with abnormally large hands MICROWAVES a bowl of cereal with a fork in it, exploding the microwave which angers his brother. He has to get a new microwave, and the brother ends up microwaving a spoon instead.

Make an Italian Mafia woman with a fancy tuxedo and a feud with cheerios

AND THEN THE BROTHER GETS MAD

ANDDDD HE HAS AMNESIA

AND HE MURDERS THE LIL BROTHER

AND THEN DOESNT REMEMBER

PROLOGUETRODUCTION:

Alright, first of all, I don’t even know what the fuck im doing or how the fuck im gonna do it. This is quite possibly going to end up as an absolute shitfest of hot garbage but we’ll see. Think of it as a homestuck-length SBAHJ with something of a plot and absolutely no structure. Characters are probably going to come and go, there will probably be flashbacks, shit i don’t even know what kind of stuff is going to go on in here.

The goal of this is to reach the maximum character count of google docs, where it supposedly just gives you errors. The plot is going to be continuous and probably drawn out. There will likely be every type of scenario, genre, perspective, character trope, and whatever else you can think of. Will it be good? Fuck no. Will you like reading it? I don’t know or care. All I know is that I’m gonna abuse this document with words.

Without further adieu, I would like to introduce THE ONGOING ADVENTURE THAT LITERALLY NEVER ENDS. Even if it seems like it’s gonna end, it’s probably not. It’ll be like a Dragon Ball Z saga. Just when you think shit’s going fine, some asshole shows up and causes shit to go all shithive maggots. Anyways, without further further adieu, the story begins.

THE ONGOING ADVENTURE THAT LITERALLY NEVER ENDS

*BZZZZZZZZZZ…KABLAMMAWAMMO*

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

Some asshole stomps through the house.

“BITCH WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID YOU DO?”

“I just microwaved my cereal…” says a small child with abnormally large hands.

“EDDIE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU…DON’T EAT CEREAL WITH A FUCKING FORK, DUMBASS!!!!.” says the large child who’s actually a teenager and also an asshole. “GO GET A NEW MICROWAVE BITCH.”

Eddie quickly returns with a new microwave he got from the house’s stockpile of them. He plugs it in. His older brother, the stupid asshole, pours cereal into the slightly completely shattered and obliterated bowl, then spitefully places a spoon into it, slamming it back into the microwave and breaking it more somehow. He turns it on.

“DON’T YOU EVER LET ME SEE YOU PUT A FUCKING FORK IN YOUR BOWL OF CEREAL AGAIN YOU STUPID FUCKER.” screams the brother

“Okay Ash…”

The microwave violently explodes, spraying glass and metal shards all around the room. The area around the microwave, riddled with enormous amounts of such materials, shows that this is in fact a regular occurrence in the Wood household.

“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU DUMB BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???”

“I just wanted some cereal…”

“ARGGGAHGSHG YOU’RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC YOU DUMBASS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!”

“OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST IM NOT NAMED AFTER A FUCKING TREE!!!”

Ash begins to tear up.

“I…I didn’t mean it like that. I’m sorry Ash.”

Suddenly, Ash smacks Eddie across the face, the loud slap echoing through the room.

“FUCK YOU!!!”

“FUCK YOU MORE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!”

Suddenly, the absolute epitome of fucking beauty descends into the kitchen. Enter INCREDIBLY HOT MOM Tina Wood. Her thick-ass meaty mommy thighs squish and rub together as she waltzes into the kitchen, her jiggly mommy milkers swaying from side to side. Holy hell she is a fucking milf I’d like to fuck. Her shiny brown hair drapes down her back which is undoubtedly full of pain from supporting those massive bahoodawhonkers. She leans over the kitchen island, her sexy bust acting like a soft pillow for her arms, which are just as hot. Her pink lips part as she begins to speak. Oh mannnn I wonder what that mouth can do…

“Hi boys! Already up and at em, huh?” that sexy milf says in her hot mom voice. Holy fuck I want her to dominate me.

“Hi mom!” her sons reply in unison.

She hops up onto the table, her scrumptious ass cushioning her as she crosses her legs, those meaty thighs squeezing together. Wish my head was in there…

“Whatcha guys making?” she asks, blinking her sexy blue eyes a couple of times.

“Cereal.” replies one of those kids, I don’t even know or care who.

“Yum! Well hey boys, I gotta go work, but I’ll be home around dinner. Come tell Mama goodbye.” she says, smiling with her perfect ass teeth. Both boys come over and she gives them a kiss on the cheek. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!

She heads out the door, her plump ass and hips swaying from side to side. Alas, the moment is over. No more mommy for me :(

Well hey, on the bright side, I realized I can type pretty well with one hand.

No

Y’know what just read the whole thing

This is the level of stupidity I need prople

*people

I’m bullshitting this so hard

asshole brother john microwaves his long lost (and super sexy) brother, cereal, in an attempt to murder him. little does he know that cereal has a fork in his pocket to he comes back and tries to get revenge on asshole brother john by murdering him with the microwaved fork

that's a genuine masterpiece

Lmao

"THERMODYNAMICS, BITCH" The cereal shouts, stabbing him with the hottest part of the now molten hot fork

I’m just trying to fill up space, the entire goal is just to write a shit ton of words that loosely make up a plot

"GO TO HELL YOU SINNER!" asshole brother john groaned as he watched cereal carve out his fingernails.

If a fork was in a microwave it wouldn’t melt lol

That does give me a good idea though, I’ll have the cereal come back as a sentient being later in the story to take its revenge

And? This isn't exactly Shakespeare

You just wrote a page about a milf

I mean it can at least stay scientifically accurate

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" cereal yelled as stabbed asshole brother john in the heart "I WIN! I WIN! HAHAHA SEXINESS PREVAILS"

OKAY LETS MOVE ON FROM THE CEREAL

I just read ot

It*

Bro

Can ou send the doc?

Please

I wanna read It as you make it lol

then came Mr. Chapstick. he always had dry lips which is ironic since his name is chapstick. but he liked to steal people's lips and sell them on ebay

Or organs

He did what

that's mr. fucker's job

Mr. Who?

"do you have lovely lips?" he asked as he stroked his wife's lips "ohh, yes..ebay will love these"

Nah he should be rapists

Mr. Bob Sheldon went around raping coffee cups, wishing he could find a girl. he couldn't help being blind and deaf, afterall.

sometimes if he thinks they are extra special he will put them on etsy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5GPZQycUsI

but not before lining them with rhinestones and precious jewels

and adding cheese flavoring

and moistening them up with whatever he could find

No

Hell sprem on them

You reminded me of this

like cum

I SAID THAT

lmao

YOU BITCH

WHEN

or the blood of his previous victims

When I spelt sperm wrong

afterall, peeling someone's lips off causes them to bleed quite a bit

or eye juices

or toe sweat

No

BLEACH

I don't know why I have that saved to my phone 💀

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE

Ohh

It's fine I get that alot

💀

or palm sweat 🤤

bleach tastes yummy

It's does tho

The cure to autism

or pimple pus from his back acne 😋

And it gives bous breast cancer

A 2 in 1

Boys*

or their dandruff as a nice powder on top 🤤🤤😋

i prefer to safe the dandruff for my special homemade powdered donuts, personally

*save

i just eat the lips

God has cursed me and this is my hell

but which lips..? which lips..?

oo without seasoning? you devil

naw this is heaven right here

Heh

Hey*

hey

Hi

I'm not suggesting it

Would you fuck me?

What

um wut

I'm doing a servy

A servey

Survey

That shit

Ue

uhh i dunno? i don't really know you?

That's just sad

Uhh all I know is you really like to say the n word

So I'll go with ni

No*

Ye my friend is telling me to stop

And I might

I only started recently

It's uhh uncool

Don't know why

Ohh well

Cya

kayy

Idk what happened but we seem to have strayed from the topic at hand. If anyone has any stupid ass ideas (and I mean stupid AF) feel free to suggest them

DEATH

..............HE LOST HIS TOES

NOT THE TOES

YES THE TOES

The fork microwave and milf description was my idea btw

Yeah wade has come up with the entire plot so far, step it up guys

welp

boosting this back up because yall got too stuck up on a cereal subplot

you have predicted my coming

I remember coming up with the entire plot for this

You’re so talented Me

I’m just that good at making up shit

Wade make up more

Please

I have a bunch planned out

Oh bet

Can u tell me the story so far

Yeah I’ll show you on uwu

Bet

Look at these notes I wrote at the bottom though

Lmao

wade

Wsp Amy

hi hi hi

hi wade

ded