WJE Ships Revealed!

Ok, I will start.

Please do not cancel me for this.

If you see your name, you are shipped, I couldn't get to EVERYONE.

So, to start out: I just took people and had some contestants for shipping.

Ok, so I thought of a couple so here ya go:

Finally!

HI

You guys are going to kill me.

no ofc not

Ok, are you sure?

ill keep u safe

dw

bbg i gotchu

i eman

i was happy about none of those

That was only one person, anyone else?

nd put it back uppp

Bro where’s the long list of ships?

deletted

put it back up bbg

Ok fine, you guys asked for it........

heehehehe

tell me this isnt real

Soop is Godzilla

leo bbg we should get tg <3

um maybe?

not actaully

smh

im taken

You said I was spared!

no

fuck me

please

awww thats sweet <3

wait whose gus

nun

You said you were mad at me

oh yeah

Thanks for the reminder!

drama!?!?!??

no he made me feel

but anyways guys what the fuck is that ship list

nvm

uhm

idk

this has to be a wje crime.

You’re welcome! Goodbye

Ofc

as i was saying

yay!

angel ill be ur sugar daddy again <3

bet

yipeeee

mmm

its 12 rnnnnnnnn

damn

mm

Mhmm..

sorry im honestly an emontion wreck

you did nothing

i took it the wrong way

Well then, I’ll be on my way

u where tryna helpp

im sorry do u wanna talk

no

thats okay

i js got upset over smthin little

I bid you adieu!

mm

bye

nageelellll i made quotev acc

D’OH

okiee

my user is

@HelloKittysAngel

fr bro wtf are they

im happy w. mine

kinda

its funny

mmm

id love alastor to fuck me he gives of bde

im not happy with mine at all, what the fuck is wrong with this person

dont attack em

its ok

Jake- Ethan, Wade, Madi. Wade- Toast, Cosmo, Jake. Madi- Leo, Amy, Jake. Toast- Kris, Wade, Mal. Angel/May- Toast, Alastor, Leo. FeetLust/Chunke/DD- Ingenious, Toast, AG3.0. AG3.0- Chunke, Leo, Toast. Leo- Wade, Apple, Nate. Amy- Jake, Opal, Madi. Cosmo- Wade, Toast, Mal. Sooploosh- Godzilla, Kris, Leo. Emily: Flappy, Amy, Mal

yh urs suck]

why thoooo i never interact w liek any of them :(

yeah.....

nno u do nate

u nd nate be simpin over the same pple

angel yours were umm

like who??!?!?!?

ur hus band

WHOS MY HUSBAND

idk

some

concert guy

oh wait hyunjins my husband i forgor

mmhm

yuh

but like i wanna kill whoever this acc is

no

i said id protect them.

fuck

mm

sorry!

no im okay

good

im only his bodyguard tn

yuh im just shook how this person is so dedicated to this

📸

ive told him tht wade

📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

yeah..

DAMMIT

please

wade

Shoulda said that before I spammed cameras

wtf?

wade

Oooh I can’t, I’m not on the list! Gotta get Alastor or also to do it. Toast is MINE

Wade? Leo? May? You like your ships?

yuh

*Leo

im ok w. mine

bbbbbut

My ships are perfect, all the people I fuck around with, perfect!

fuck no

hm

the way you type..

Wilkin should be in my category but don’t think u were here when we were fucking around

nd not around same times.

mhmhm

Huh

why couldnt i be shipped w. myself

i would fr fuck myself

Frfr

damn

im so yummy

Would anyone like me to reveal why they got shipped with a specific person, or why a person got shipped with you?

Wat u talkin abt?

why alasor?

nuthin

Yes, for funsies

i mean sure

No don’t call him that call him “All ASS Store”

Credit to Jeke

NO

Leo, there's no need to be sad, I just lurk WJE a lot and based on what you've said and acted around others I've made ships, not just you but everyone

YEEEEERRRRR

WHY ALASTOR?

WHY TOASTIE

WHY DADDY TOAST

ALL ASS STORE

RUFF

RRRRRR

GRRRRRRRRRRRrrr

WOOF

fym "acted around"

Madi?

NO

furry alert ! ! ! ! ! !

no.

You guys have been shipped with all of these people in the past.

I HAVE

Wilkin shoulda been in my list

So guys you should get together!

NEVER ALASTOR

ALL ASS STORE

I ONYL WANNA GET FUCKED BY ALTOR

True, but I missed it, sorry.

TRADEMARK COPYRIGHT

Np

Alter

shut

cap

Alter? Antler? All ass store?

IM GONNA SHOVE A DILDO DOWN UR THROAT

U LIKE BEING PEGGED

EWWWWW

KINKY

I HATE YOU ALL

bbbbbut

MMMMMMMM~

real

WAIT HEY NO

WOOF

RUFF

GRRRR

meow

Madi?

NO

GUYS

WHAT

REMBER FINDING NEMO!?

guys the side of my neck to my shoulder to the back of my shoulder hurts like hell

IT WAS ABOUT FINDING NEMO RIGHT?

um i dont think ive watched it???

BUT FINDING DORY WAS ABT FINDING DORYS PARENTS

SO WHY TF WAS IT CALLED FINDING DORY

oh shit

ima bite ur dick off wade.

that is very disgusting

tyy

Mmmm yerrrrr

WHST

cmmere bbg

ima give u head

mm

Watch out Leo, I have screenshots.

WAAITAMINUTE

shiver me timbers

May don’t u hav a boyfriend?

oh yeah

true

how the fuck did u forget

That means u can’t get Alastor to fuk u, u can’t fuck me, and also can’t be ur sugar daddy

bbbbbut

Leo*

bbbbbbut

That’s called “cheating”

UNLESS

You have an open relationship

huh

Leo autocorrects to also

ID NEVER CHEAR

CHEAT

its all jokes

oh lmfao

ion wanna get railed

HMMmMMMmmMMMmmMmmMmm

SUSPICIOUS

thas very sussy baka

ANGEL IS THE IMPOSYER

sus amongus

EJECT MAY FRIM THE SHIP

STOP CHSNGING UR NAME ITS CONSUEONG ME

SORRY

BRUH I CANT EVEN TUP E EIGHT NIW

i want to kill the ship maker dude rn

angel is may your irl name

cuz i love the name may its my middle name nd pple at school call me it

no

oh

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh

Guys Jake is just like…very happy rn

damn how come

Madi

oh

theyre cute together

🤨

awwwwwwww

is this rn?

mm

Yes as we speak

i did not know someone like that could have that much enthusiasm for an online girlfriend

I’m getting 5 messages every second

damn

GUYS

WHAT

IM GETTING MARRIED IN

3759 DAYS

im already married

hes my pfp

no i mena actually

Wait to who

may 23rd

Ur 12

2034

im 13

ive had a very happy mariage may i hope u have one too

i will

weve been married since 2020

than we onna move to canada

damn

good luck bbg

heh

i was so tired i fell asleep in badn

so im stayigup late?

yipeeeeeee

mhmm

dam i thought ur internet turned off at 8 pm

it did

damn

but i have a loner chreombook

so yk :/

yipeeeeeee

do u have phone?

my dads gf didnt block i

nd no

why

she forgot

no i meant y do u not have a phone

i threw it ina cornfield

cap u js have strict parents

no

oh

i got a phone when i was 10

mm

damn where did everyone go

idj

You guys seem embarrased hahahah

no?

L

,,

Leo is being weird about it... she most def has a crush on everyone she got shipped with

stfu

yhea no

See?

GASP

mm

its almost 1 am ayayya

guys

my girlfriend

is the best

omg

ever

sleep

no

i love her

so

much

yes

IM JUST LIKE

lol

IMMENSELY IN LOVE WITH HER

how the fuck did people make this shit up tho

no

awwww

sleep is importan

t

ikik

damn i must be missing out then

i have to wake up

imma sleep too

at four fucking thirty

if I even can

cause imma be thinking about madi all night

gonna kms

cause she's so amazing

hahaa L its 12 pm

goodnight folks!

goodnight jake

that's all folks

night

mm

goodnight

gn <3333

lol when ppl go to bed i hop on sw

but goodnight guys!

your ships actually suck so hard

Agreed.

naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

me want kris