WJE: Cutest Couple 2023

damn where are we 😔

Amy vote me and fletcher fr

i did 💅

at least you ain’t toxic

Good

Dayum

but the slander 😭😭😭

WHERE ARE WE JAKEEEE

I may be in love with fletcher but ill always luv ya <3

I thought we werent a thing?

just the awkward peeps

who fucked on the moon

ik but like

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

i’m dead

i mean shit I'll remake it if you want

yasss

no

we’re a platonic couple

lmao

fr

yes

maybe

pleassse jakeypoo

people don't know the jake + amy platonic awkward besties duo yet

give it some time

wonk wonk

you know i only bust out the jakeypoo’s on special occasions

wonk wonk

fr

Let people know yall firsttttttt~

slayyy we’re like that weird border between platonic

and moon fuck

frrrrr

awkward is so in rn

Jake

U should vote me nd fletcher

sup

*soup

shhh

*soup

wanna make some soup jake

soup is fucking awesome hell yeah

what kind

i’ll make anything with cheeseeeee

i love cheese

possibly even more than you

cheese is fucking awesome too

chessseee

damn okay

sorry

maybe you should go confess to cheese

you just can’t compare with the cheese

lmao jk

fr

frfr

oh shit drama coming

drama coming up

i can tell

i’m such a whiner tho right

dang me md ethan were the first couple here tho..

fr

still like 23 hours tho

First dont mean best

yeah but chxl and fletcher are better cause

But yall W couple fr

frfr

nah both of you are dope couples

they aint toxic lmao

this is cutest couple, not best

do you want me to apologize?

most adowable with each other

hey jake do you think our soup could kill a small 18th century child

Amy could you look at my post

absolutely

i did

🗿

i think we fr slay more than any other couple on here

they can have the title lmao, were the title at school anyways

i mean come on

we have SOUP

and MOON FUCK

and CHERRY WEEEEDDDD

lol

CHERRY WEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HELL YEAH 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

we had such a w wedding

lol

PUMPKIN CHERRY WEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD🎃🍁🎃🍁🎃🍁🎃🍁🎃🍁

FR

sPoOkY

mhm

ethan and rylee still need to have theirs

nothing can beat ours tho 🗿

fr

ethan actually appologized lol.

im single like a pringle

awww W ethan

welcome to the club

I eat my pringles in stacks of 5 so they don't get lonely

but im leaving early tmr nd im kinda overthinking that he's gonna talk to the girl he flirted with again.

Jake wtf ):

doc

I will fly to texas and beat his ass personally

:/

:/

sameeee

real

mhm

we’re palbs

lover besties

🎶mixed messages🎶

my favorite tom cardy song frfr

oop

palbs

poo

love it

mhm

mixed messages and red flags goes crazy

bangers frfr

go listen to mixed messages jake

it’s an awesome song

i found out who the stalker was jake

who lmao

im like 99% sure its a kid that wears a red hoodie everyday, and a corona mask. idk his name.

this wasn’t like a hint btw 💀 just a banger

but me nd ethan saw him stare at us in the hallways

nd i saw him almost everywhere i went.

damn creepy

kick him in the balls

eh

i mean he didnt harm me or anything I think it was just some sortta scare

ethan finna go back to daep if he finds out

i already told him

he didnt do anything

bro is gonna get his ass whipped by your man

lmao

nah ethan dont gotta deal w it

we had another makeout sesh

nice

frlll

how much we talkin here

was it in front of the dudes

did he do the sideye

no

private place

dammit I told him to

stopppppppp why am i lonely

y'all got a spot or some shit? lmao

ugh

i mean we kissed in the middle of class

we got 3

damn

i skipped 2 periods js to be w him

bruh

the period before lunch, and during lunch

damn thats dedication

i need a girl or boy who would just aggressively make out with me

lmao

imma get arrested

?

I forget that everyone on here is way more mature than their age

what did it sayyyy

lmao

and I act like a 5 year old

i kinda like it

# dedicated for my marrige

amy's into older men confirmed

NAHHH 💀💀💀

cant blame her

lmao

jit trippin

bro

😭😭😭

where is he

yoooo did he come back

no

rip

I told AG he could come back

I gave them terms

whats one thing i should do tmr to make than kinda flustered?

TELL ME

kiss him real cutely during class

other than thattt

not like a mm yes makeout kiss but a cut lil I love you bb kiss

ask him out idk

compliment him

OOOOO

YES DO THAT

GIVE HIM A COMPLIMENT

like make him stutter nervous ykkk

I DO DAILY

holy fuck that would be so damn amazing for him

DO IT AGAIN

OH?

tell him cute things about the future or smth

whisper in his ear all the little nice things

jake i’m cold

it'll give him the fuzzies

how come?

im still tryna sit on his lap lmao

nah you gonna get him bricked up

hardcore

bro's gonna get devious thoughts

then i will

lmao

the ac is broken and i’m lonely

what happened to keeping this shit pure and wholesome lmao

ayo

neck kisses?

oh don’t worry, they’ll be back

hell fucking yes

that would be awesome

at least i won’t be cold anymore

based

you need a hug rn

bet ill sit on his lap nd do it ;) HEHEHEEE

ethan a luck man

desperately

fr

that'll for sure get him stuttery but he will also be horny as fuuuuuuuuck

Amy go to my post

welp I gotta head home

virginity is cool, stay pure 😎

and stay spooky

I WANNA SEE THAT SIDE OF HIM LMSOOOOO cause he knows what hes doing w the neck grabbing

wish someone would hug me

I WILLLLLLLL

thanks ry

but like irl

i got a big blanket nd heated blanket, come over <3

i wish

i’m stuck in this lonely ass house

:(((

waiting till something sets my parents off

won’t be long

at least i’ll be warm

lmao

Amy?

Anyone?

ok :)

In the chat

I'm really doing this

Why am I doing this

Cause you’ve made a good decision

You’re doing it because you wanted to, perhaps even because you need to

You got this!

hey jake

BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME

Maybe some warm soup would help

gazpacho

don’t have any :(

i want someone to hug me

but i don’t have anyone

i’m down for that

Lmao

man

go to panera

order soup

all i want is a fucking hug

go slurp

can’t

WHAT ABT ME AND MY GF 😭

I want a fucking hug too :(

AT LEAST YOU HAVE A GF 😭

I haven’t been properly hugged since 4th grade

we should hug each other

solution: you guys fucking hug each other

Fr

i haven’t been hugged properly ever

*Properly hugs Jake*

Maybe I’ll be your first

Aw thanks

maybe you will

Brb one sec

:D

*Hugs Amy properly*

thanks izzy <3

<3

Yw!

my first ever proper hug

and it wasn’t even irl

:D

so ig it’s not really a proper hug

but thanks still :)

But it is on the inside :3

yeah :)

I have a big ass nose-

ur hair is so pretty

Ty!

you’re still pretty tho lmao

i look like a rat no matter what

Noo

yesss

You look amazing

>:3

you’ve never seen my face 😭

Idc

only one person online has ever seen my face lmao

SHIW ME YOUR FACE :DDD

show*

nah i don’t like posting it online lmaoooo

Damnnn

tons of creeps n stuff

same loll

but thanks :)

Yw

Why would they be looking at your chest 💀

LMAO

Sus

My upper chest

By my collar bone

Still, why she givin you hickeys there

Sus 💀

Don't ask me 💀

ay who’s talking 🤨

XDD

I DIDN'T

SIDE EYE

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING AMY

I gotchu

Jake she’s doing that thing again

I don't know any of these here folk

???

These folk be weird