Who Would Win?

you

hi romen

who you?

a guy

ur alting

nice try

cool

Lucifer is stronger, but Alastor is probably smarter

is this david

my dick in ur mouth

a dick in ur mouth

u is lily

ay that’s my line!

you guys shouldn't be here

jk

hi

mine now sucker

you’re the sucker

happy day in hell

het

hey

Hah!

Salutations’

*!

Go fuck yourself faggots

Also Alastor is Shy

ok

The alting on here is crazy

alstor

Which one? There are multiple.

WELL I know u want to fuck me u fagget

ALSTOR

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me? I know no “ALSTOR”!

wtf

I know its cool rit

Did you mean me? Write correctly dear fellow.

wtf

I mean luxifer

guys, u shouldn't be here. ur too young for this place.

hi

*lucifer

Who are they?

is there more children on here

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

ok?

guys vote for me

Yes, definitely a child!

Lucifer come back

Alastor who did you sell your soul to?

GUYS WHERE DID SAH GO

Nope!

ha

yes I'm a child and I fucked ur mom last night

cute

HERE HERE

Like your relationship with Lilith.

ban him

bow chicka wow wow

hwhat

this

It's not nice to say something like that. How old are you

“ Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you sir, quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life!” humiliating

NO BUT FLAPÖY WHERE DID YOU GONE NOW

Howdy🤓

zachyyyyy

Yes

Hello

Who art thou

The king of hell has disappeared!

what

na

what is an alastor jake

a sped

wha

Huh

HIIIIIIIII

I beg your pardon?

you are

a sped

BRO FINALLYYYY YOU ARE HERE

um toast what's ur pfp

its kinda scary

like

uhhhh

a littlw scary

Whwg

looks like an oompa loompa

HRUUU

BWAHAHA

HOW WAS UR DAY

alastor sold his soul and in didint

its a black guy

GOOD GOOD

are you saying its scary because its a blck guy flappy?

who aeoyou

No, but red face

I THOUGHT IT WAS A WHITE GUY DYED RED???

wow flappy

its zillakami

WHO TF IS THAY

I am the king of hell

YAYAYYAYAY

rapper

Lucifer, ducks or deer?

NO WAIT DON'T SAY HIS FACE LOOKS RED BECAUSE OF THE LIGHTENING OR SOMETHING

almost time for lunch home boy

DUCKS

But made a deal with Charlieeeeee

get out. you are too young for this place

see you soon then

umm

i’m on the

they look like j cole and 6ix9ine combined and its NOT A GOOD LOOK 😭

highway to hell

make me bitch

so gusy

A deer could eat a duck!

so I won't go there alone, that's good to hear

zillakami pointed an rpg at 6ix9ines face and said if he ever saw him again hed do more than blwo him away

because he had sex with a 13 year old

he

ok

ehat

ok but he looks scary

oh, lily can tell ur teacher

I ask you to pay attention to your choice of words and to treat the users here with respect. 🤓

I'm about to talk to Charlie

BAHHAHAHAS

well gtg

DAMN WHAT

bye

Ha ha ha! She owes a favour!

Salutations!

yeah

Byebyeee have a great day and take care and be safeee

he did

he would blow his dick to heaven

guys my hype playlist is NOT hyping me up abd i wanna go back to bed

13 is too early

what’s on it

guys i should be mod

FLAPPY DO YOU LIKE REDRUM

sure

THE SONG

21

ill send it to you later

I hate you amy

mmmmm its alright

I like that song

Are you in school rn

what

that song is not hyping

im not the biggest 21 savage fan when hes by himself

ok

only good w metro or someone Lmaoo

I am

OR ALOT

That's so realllll

a lot is nice too

me neither

Toast how are you btw are you better than yesterday

BUT THE INTRO

Y'all have a favorite rapper?

IS SO HEAVENLY

noooo im at a meet

tyler 100%

TYLER THE CREATOR

OR J COLE

i should be mod

OR UM

I don't want to sound rude and I don't mean it in a bad way, but I asked Flapöy.🤓

No but school sucks frfr

OHHH OKEOKEEE

Tyler is good

i’m going to jump

Do you guys like Tecca

ong so glad im skipping

mid

no fair

i wanna skip

I hate school so much there isn't any words to describe my hatred

hes middd

I'm coming with you

i have to row in the rain too what the fuck

I can feel that

Twins

i hope i get struck by lightning or something

I HAD TO SWIM IN THE RAIN ON TUESDAY AND I LITERALLY GOT COLD WHIKE I WAS SWIMMING

I skip class all the time it's really fun

I can describe you in 3 words. toxic as fuck

AND BRO BC IT WAS SO COLD OUT THERE WAS TOO MUCH STEAM SO EVERY BREATH FELT ONLY HALF FILLED

This guy was giving cuts in school today and I got a trim and that shit looks fire

IT LITERALLY FELT LIKE I HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK

my hands literally were frozen

On my to-do is skydiving without a parachute

How does that relate to school dumbass

MY FRIEND DOES THATTTT

im not surprised

do you also have that thing where the blood starts rushing to your hands and it starts burning

when it’s cold

LITERALLY MORE THAN HALF THE GUYS IK JUST GET THEIR HAIR CUT BY HIM

THATS SO COOL

there called screaming barfies

I just skip Chinese class because I already know all the stuff

*they're

NOOOOOO SAH SAH SAH

bad sah

flepp

my one friend uses chinese class as an excuse for EVERYTHING

want it all, i wont leave a breadcrum

Flying

i love screaming barfies

won't your parents be notified by the school

I have my ways

nooo but i got those when i lived on the east coast

but u can also feel them when skiing

Damn

MY TECH SUIT IT DAMP

what what

WHAT A PLAGUE

its really stupid

fl

whens ur guyses spring break

I missed 135 hours of school last half year

In freshman year I hated class so in order to get away with skipping I found out the password to my parents emailand then after that I blocked all the school contacts

bro

thats so fucking wrong

Damn

I only skip Chinese and History class though

ur an idiot for that

no matter how boring a class is, you should never skip it

No I'm not

if they find out ur never getting ur phone back ever 😭

yeah you are

ur ruining ur future

Guys, I learned one thing, no matter what you hide from your parents, they somehow find out at some point

I'm skipping and I still have a's in the classes so it doesn't matter

for now

Hello

just wait till u got ur exams

LIES BC IVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH SO MUCH STUFF

Let me in.

My parents don't really care about my phone it's usually physical

lies will come out eventually

AS LONG AS MY BROTHER DOESNT SNITCH IM GOLDEN

I want to learn chinese, but chinese is even more complicated than japanese and korean

Brothers are untrustworthy.

nuh uh

I have never told the truth to my parents and they are gullible enough to think I am telling the truth

why am i a woman

oh they do.

What’s that?

I've had to study it my entire life

ALL MY FRIENDS KNOW CHINESE AND WHEN THEY DONT WANT ME TO KNOW SMT THEY START TALKING IN CHINESE BUT IM PRETTY SURE HALF THE TIME THEYRE JUST SAYING GIBBERISH

maybe, maybe not

Cool

They're probably talking shit about you (i do this with my chinese friend all the time)

dont talk about ur parents like that

I phrase things weird

Yo

no bc those friends are actually the most innocentest realest friends ever so ikk im good

yeah sorry about that

Nice

there are only so many men

My parents also trust me so much that they trust my lies when I say I'm telling the truth even though I'm actually lying. It's because as a child and until a few years ago I never lied to my parents, but over the years my relationship with my parents has deteriorated. they are toxic.

why am i a man

uhhh only so many women?

I see I see

hm.

How come im not up there

.

who are you

YOU FORGOT?

i dont know how to tell u but

Hello

its me Akihiko Sanada OG 👑🔥Monkey D. Luffy🔥👑 ⋆♰𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖕𝖑𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖊♰⋆ plunderer wade dead punch

Hi!

(i still dont know who u are)

Yeah my parents are basically stereotypical asian parents, they want full control of my life and they only care about my grades and that if I'm going to be a doctor or a lawyer lol

PERCCC

purple

Wsg perc

it was for amy.

HI FLAPPY

I feel you

Not much, hbu

Hellooooooo

HELP MY BATTERY IS RAPIDLY DECREASING

Good.

oh shi the national anthem

same mines at 14

gyuy

guyssss

sing

Whattt

CHARGE YOUR PHONE

Hruuuuu

I should be moddd

shitw reign rely

TOAST TOAST TOAST

TOAST AND TOAST

Mine is 70, I bring my charger to school

WE GOT IT

mon ma mes

ton ta tes

son sa ses

notre notre nos

Ohhhh say can you seeeeeeee

I'm good, how about youuuuuuu

votre votre vos

Oui oui baguete

leur leur

Je suis une baguette

c’est adjectif posseif

Oui

Je suis ingenious

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING THE CANADIAN ANTHEM TOO

Voila

tu es pomplamousse

I'm good as wellllll

got wat

Baguette (I take spanish)

Red sun in the sky is such a banger fr

you keep saying you want to be mod

we get it

non

we heard you

oui

but like

vote for me

but like

saying it over and over

C'est bien

isn helping your case

I can't speak a drop of french

You aren't really helping your campagin

Oui oui tu es une baguette

COMMENT TU T’APPELLES

POR FAVOR

Me neither, just basics

non non

I hate learning languages

Non non Je m'appelle Sah

TU es une baguette

All I can say is bonjour, oui oui baguette

OUI

OMG I LOVE LEARNING LANGUAGES

I KNOW PAIN TOO

Et toi

bread

Hola, como estas?

Je mange une baguette

I HATE IT

pain au chocolat

SAH U SHOULD LEARN LATIN SO U CAN HELP ME CHEAT ON MY FINALS

not that i would EVER do that ofc.

Hola, yo soy una niña

i know latin

cough.

amy

no but u dont know MY latin

Tian shang tai yang hong ya hong tong tong ei

yex

OH OH OH

Yo tambien. Que te gusta?

is this you worstjokesever.com/@%E2%9B%A7amy%E2%9B%A7

こんいちわ

we learn like "ceasers legion cries in pain as the gauls destroy their dogs"

SAH HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MANY LANGUAGES

I remember that account

What

i LOVE the gauls

talk about caligua

ANSWER

tes

Oop ignore the Yo tambien, the yo was accidental

Latin is such an L language

THAT WAS THE EVIL ONE RIGHT?

YEAH

REAL

CALIGULA MEANS

BOOTIES

💅

YESSS

Wait you didn't know what I meant. I said what do you like to do

SOOOOO I CAN SPEAK GERMAN, TURKISH AND ENGLISH, I AM LEARNING KOREAN AND JAPANESE (I STARTED WITH HIRAGANA) AND SPANISH BUT I ALSO WANT TO STUDY FRENCH

yes?

i honestly forget EVERY DROP OF LATIN when im not actively doing hw or in class

BUT I ALSO WANT TO STUDY CHINESE

I DONT THINK I COULD SAY MY NAME IS FLAPPY RN LMAOOO

Merhaba, ben Sah

Mihi nomen Flappy

i think

i forgor the word for my

Ni hao

OH YEAH I KNEW THAT ONE FRFR

isadora

Wo jiao ethan

BONJOUR AVEC LES AMI

S

MY FRIENDS TAUGHT ME HOW TO SAY SENILE DEMENTIA IN CHINESE

안녕하세요

be careful, i think they’re threatening you

with senile dementia

저는 Sah 입니다

Oh, wo jiao Sah

Yup yup

Wo jiao ur mother

Nahhh

they said i have that bc i forgot about a test One time 😢😢

Oop

Damnnnn

AND I KNOW HOW TO SAY LITTLE RAT I THINK

ITS LITTLE AND THEN AN ANIMAL

MAYBE LITTLE BEAR?

小老鼠

That's little rat

hwha6

Ethan, how much characters has hanzi

Hello Toast

hel'

Too many

ew i hate australians

Aussie

Yup, unfortunately

No one really knows all of them

Oh, really, that's a relief

Natives memorize about 5000-8000 out of around 20,000 characters

I think I would only memorize like just a few

Damn

amy

Chinese is difficult, especially because of the pronunciation, you have to be careful how you pronounce something, right

Oh shit there’s more HH characters…

Tones

amy