Who's Online?

...

Who are you?

YO

SAN

SAM

IS THAT YOU

hi opal

YO

yooooo

Add 🦆 to ur bio, to join the mother🦆in 🦆 cult!!!!!!!!

NO

Ok maybe lyse

later

dead already????

BRO

IM IN CLASS

SAM YOU THERE

who?

sam is dead

Um

Cap

the car accident

Wait what

This guy? worstjokesever.com/@samnotjam

The flames, the smell of burning flesh ripping at my nose. The mutilated bodies lying there, paralyzed, a horrid look forever etched apon their faces.

What

The police swarming the wreck of cars searching for a heartbeat.

They found none. . .

Dead

Bruhhhh

I am Sam

That turned me on

Their souls being swallowed up as we speak

yep ; )

Hi pookers

hi kris

cam my man

R u actual hm twin brother

Lamb my nan

OH

WAIT

heroin? yep.

ARE YOU BEES GF OR WHATEVER

prob

Ham is jam

And lamb is ham

I will hunt you down mother🦆er

I just tried spaghettios for da first time

I woke up and had an atomic shit and now my bed is covered in Hershey's chocolate syrup

Same

I use a single SpaghettiO as a condom

BRO SHUT UP

YOUR EVIL

I HATE YOU

He's also really annoying and acts like I'm sped even tho he acts way more sped than I do

I don't give a squirt of piss

He goes to my school

What’s his name

More like a cock ring r h

Hate ya too <3

Wait black?

*tbh

Did He change his username?

Blach

Very true

HE GOES TO YOUR SCHOOL?

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No

u know blach?????

I was talking about bigdavefan

Oh

Speaking of ehich

nvm

Bigdavefans entire friend group is so unfunny and they act like they're the funniest people on earth

He gets all of his humor from the Russian badger

those people 🦆ing suck

rb is funny

That’s thoughtlesss friend group ngl

Ben 10 made it that way ngl

Wait who’s in your group

Because i might take it back

What a stupid fart-knocking ding-dong dingleberry breath bitch

tru, sad but true, B and D think they're SOOO funny

BITCH YOU CANF BE TALKIN SHIT

worstjokesever.com/@jfkisafk

Who’s D

What do you have against me?

This guy's part of his friend group

He's 15 and still in middle school

What is your old username?

He also acts like he's from the hood

I don't got an old username

He said a 12 year old was hot

WHATTTTT

dex

I hate black people

I'm a puss-aholic

He’s sitting across from me

I know that's you jake

Holy shit it’s Jake

Based opinion king 👑

why all the new accs?

Kristian Samuel Galliher is my full name

Jake probs made it

ok. . .

It wasn’t me i did not know your name

Based

I know

I'm saying that Kristian Samuel Galliher is prolly Jake

lol yws

Jacob Harley is jake

Jakes name

Jake got that cake

Ong

No it’s not

Fym no?

Jake will ban you for this

💀

You're as sharp as a marble novelty condom-head

who is his friend group

And you’re as dull as your ability to speak normallg

Normally*

Shampoo my pubic crotch n' balls hair

You can't be talking shit when you misspelled normally

yesterday you asked your daddy to finger your asshole in spanish

No thanks

Yes, very based opinion indeed

Bro who are you

who here do you think has the most pages on their acc

on this site

Joe mama

i have 28 pages

I don’t remember asking

I have 28 chromosomes

I bleed out my dick

Ew

ooh guys break it up now

If your dumbass couldn't tell already, I'm FartRipper3000

I can't wait to drop the soap!

NO STOP MY PTSD

Hidnsbd

Based PTSD

What fucking satanic clown orgy did you just crawl out of? I said what I said

Maybe go take a rest from this site and go get an education?

Bro what are you tryna di

do

Salutations

What are you trying to do, oppose anybody you don't like?

Deal with it

What up

💀

Nothing. What about you?

hu

Jake can you ban him please

I agree

Holy shit, Jake isn't your sugar daddy, grow up and learn to take jokes

The literal name of the site is "Worst Jokes Ever"

try harder

How do you know Jake isn’t a sugar daddy?

But baseball bats hurt. Use a toothbrush or a toy

Why so serious dude

You're the one tryna get me banned

I assume so

Alright then

Too bad

Or a phone getting a lot of messages, that vibrates too

Well I mean you’ve been posting and saying some weird shit so

But first you need to find people willing to message you

Womp womp, deal with it

Ethan

Hey buddy

Based

💀

Do you guys wanna hear Ethan’s full name?

i know ethans full name

Oooooh

No

😭

I am currently (mostly) unable to say anything other than some form of “oooh”

crazy

Heroin monkey say it

um

Wsg amy

no

What?

i said, “no”

To what?

Yay

yo

alr

mb bro

What?

no

A

Erm

Where is everyoneee

ew, it’s you.

Lmao

ok