murder muffin2 years agoi wonder how many strangers dislike me becuse of how someone else described me to them
Anonymous2 years agosince bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands
UUncle John ',:)2 years agoof all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he was a fictional character
aanonymous2 years agoi wish i could meet myself so that i could see what i look like and hear what i sound like to other people
JJOE MAMA2 years agoWhat if your dog one day just randomly said, "Nobody is going to believe you." and then never spoke again.
LLostin Flowers2 years agoIf you could meet any cartoon character, who would it be and what would you do together?
TThe best joke is you2 years agoThe fruit orange 🍊 was made before the colour orange because the colour used to be called red yellow ...
murder muffin
i wonder how many strangers dislike me becuse of how someone else described me to them
Anonymous
since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands
murder muffin
anonymous.. thats.. wow
iM pEpPa PiG
every year on the calendar we pass our death date
Uncle John ',:)
of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he was a fictional character
susie
@uncle john OMG
jojo
if you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than before
ur stepdad is a monke
if you removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%
anonymous
i wish i could meet myself so that i could see what i look like and hear what i sound like to other people
i love your mom
nothing is on fire, fire is on things
JOE MAMA
What if your dog one day just randomly said, "Nobody is going to believe you." and then never spoke again.
Sad Sarah
Today were the youngest and oldest we've ever been.
Lostin Flowers
If you could meet any cartoon character, who would it be and what would you do together?
That Twix Guy
Probably Johnny Test, I thought he was the coolest guy ever as a kid
The best joke is you
The fruit orange 🍊 was made before the colour orange because the colour used to be called red yellow ...
Anonymous
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