I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl
I'm trying to lure evil into my world
I tell 'em that I'm curious and I'm only twelve
Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up are next to my computer
Hoping that they show up 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em
Would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade
The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside
In my best little girl's voice, I'm like
"Hi, come on in, I'm putting on my bikini"
And when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me
"Hi there", I stab 'em in the neck first
'Cause it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service
'Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this
Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking
Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in
I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance
I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen
"Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?"
Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee
"Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes"
And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor
Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in, have a seat" and then I stroll in
With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his colon
I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody
Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-, zip it
Please, please, I've got money, we can-, shut it, fucker
Please we can work this out, silence, I said
Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths
Now what y'all talking about?
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
What's in the bag?
Funyuns and condoms
Why did you bring condoms?
I didn't mean to
The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking
What the fuck am I thinking?
I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes
'Cause it ease my mind
Some of them are dead and some are still living
But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given
I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun
They can't run, so they both mad fun
I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there"
But I left a head sitting on the living room chair
He seen it and ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face
I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck
Somebody help-, zip it
Please- , shit it the fuck up
People are looking, silence
A bus full of high school kids watched it happen
He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping
Plus the neighbors seen it and so did the mailman
But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
And it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I'm probably gonna burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator)
Yo, Liz
Meanwhile, back at the house
Hey, come on in, what kind of alcohol did you bring?
I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange
I brought a shot of Jagermeister (wow)
In several cases the men were asked to bring food
Alcohol and condoms, law enforcement says
This helps show an intent to solicit a minor
What have we got here?
A bag of Funyuns
Funyuns? What about condoms?
Did you bring condoms?
I did
You did?
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Wade bible
Gen.1
[1] In the beginning wade created the heaven and the earth.
[2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of wade moved upon the face of the waters.
[3] And wade said, Let there be light: and there was light.
[4] And wade saw the light, that it was good: and wade divided the light from the darkness.
[5] And wade called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
[6] And wade said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
[7] And wade made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
[8] And wade called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
[9] And wade said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
[10] And wade called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and wade saw that it was good.
[11] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
[12] And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and wade saw that it was good.
[13] And the evening and the morning were the third day.
[14] And wade said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
[15] And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
[16] And wade made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
[17] And wade set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
[18] And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and wade saw that it was good.
[19] And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
[20] And wade said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
[21] And wade created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and wade saw that it was good.
[22] And wade blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
[23] And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
[24] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
[25] And wade made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and wade saw that it was good.
[26] And wade said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
[27] So wade created man in his own image, in the image of wade created he him; male and female created he them.
[28] And wade blessed them, and wade said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
[29] And wade said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
[30] And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
[31] And wade saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Wade bible
Gen.1
[1] In the beginning wade created the heaven and the earth.
[2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of wade moved upon the face of the waters.
[3] And wade said, Let there be light: and there was light.
[4] And wade saw the light, that it was good: and wade divided the light from the darkness.
[5] And wade called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
[6] And wade said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
[7] And wade made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
[8] And wade called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
[9] And wade said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
[10] And wade called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and wade saw that it was good.
[11] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
[12] And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and wade saw that it was good.
[13] And the evening and the morning were the third day.
[14] And wade said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
[15] And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
[16] And wade made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
[17] And wade set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
[18] And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and wade saw that it was good.
[19] And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
[20] And wade said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
[21] And wade created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and wade saw that it was good.
[22] And wade blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
[23] And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
[24] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
[25] And wade made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and wade saw that it was good.
[26] And wade said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
[27] So wade created man in his own image, in the image of wade created he him; male and female created he them.
[28] And wade blessed them, and wade said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
[29] And wade said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
[30] And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
[31] And wade saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Gen.2
[1] Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
[2] And on the seventh day wade ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
[3] And wade blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which wade created and made.
[4] These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD wade made the earth and the heavens,
[5] And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD wade had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
[6] But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
[7] And the LORD wade formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
[8] And the LORD wade planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
[9] And out of the ground made the LORD wade to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
[10] And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
[11] The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
[12] And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
[13] And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
[14] And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
[15] And the LORD wade took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
[16] And the LORD wade commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
[17] But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
[18] And the LORD wade said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
[19] And out of the ground the LORD wade formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
[20] And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
[21] And the LORD wade caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD wade had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
[25] And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
Gen.3
[1] Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD wade had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath wade said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
[2] And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
[3] But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, wade hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
[4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
[5] For wade doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as wades, knowing good and evil.
[6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
[7] And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
[8] And they heard the voice of the LORD wade walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD wade amongst the trees of the garden.
[9] And the LORD wade called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
[10] And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
[11] And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
[12] And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
[13] And the LORD wade said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
[14] And the LORD wade said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
[15] And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
[16] Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
[17] And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
[18] Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
[19] In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
[20] And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
[21] Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD wade make coats of skins, and clothed them.
[22] And the LORD wade said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
[23] Therefore the LORD wade sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
[24] So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
Gen.2
[1] Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
[2] And on the seventh day wade ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
[3] And wade blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which wade created and made.
[4] These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD wade made the earth and the heavens,
[5] And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD wade had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
[6] But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.
[7] And the LORD wade formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
[8] And the LORD wade planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
[9] And out of the ground made the LORD wade to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
[10] And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
[11] The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;
[12] And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.
[13] And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.
[14] And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.
[15] And the LORD wade took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
[16] And the LORD wade commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
[17] But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
[18] And the LORD wade said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
[19] And out of the ground the LORD wade formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
[20] And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
[21] And the LORD wade caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
[22] And the rib, which the LORD wade had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
[23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
[25] And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
Gen.3
[1] Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD wade had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath wade said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
[2] And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
[3] But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, wade hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
[4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
[5] For wade doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as wades, knowing good and evil.
[6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
[7] And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
[8] And they heard the voice of the LORD wade walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD wade amongst the trees of the garden.
[9] And the LORD wade called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
[10] And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
[11] And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
[12] And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
[13] And the LORD wade said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
[14] And the LORD wade said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
[15] And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
[16] Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
[17] And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
[18] Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
[19] In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
[20] And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
[21] Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD wade make coats of skins, and clothed them.
[22] And the LORD wade said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
[23] Therefore the LORD wade sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
[24] So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
Gen.4
[1] And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the wade.
[2] And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
[3] And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the wade.
[4] And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the wade had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
[5] But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
[6] And the wade said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
[7] If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
[8] And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
[9] And the wade said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
[10] And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
[11] And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
[12] When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
[13] And Cain said unto the wade, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
[14] Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
[15] And the wade said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the wade set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
[16] And Cain went out from the presence of the wade, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
[17] And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
[18] And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.
[19] And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
[20] And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.
[21] And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.
[22] And Zillah, she also bare Tubal-cain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubal-cain was Naamah.
[23] And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.
[24] If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
[25] And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For wade, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.
[26] And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the wade.
Gen.4
[1] And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the wade.
[2] And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.
[3] And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the wade.
[4] And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the wade had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
[5] But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
[6] And the wade said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
[7] If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
[8] And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
[9] And the wade said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
[10] And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
[11] And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
[12] When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
[13] And Cain said unto the wade, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
[14] Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
[15] And the wade said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the wade set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
[16] And Cain went out from the presence of the wade, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
[17] And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.
[18] And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.
[19] And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
[20] And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.
[21] And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.
[22] And Zillah, she also bare Tubal-cain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubal-cain was Naamah.
[23] And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.
[24] If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.
[25] And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For wade, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.
[26] And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the wade.
IN SCHOOL I HAD TO FUCKING BE THE BRO THAT KILLS BRO SO I KILLED MY BESTIE AND MY FRIEND GAVE BIRTH TO ME
Comments (1000)
Anonymous
no
arsonisfun
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🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
yes
arsonisfun
YES.
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
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🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
yes
arsonisfun
SOON WE WILL GATHER AGAINST COSMO
Anonymous
who r u
Anonymous
gay wade
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Anonymous
i broke up with wade
🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
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Anonymous
he was being bad
Anonymous
very naughty
mal♡
hi
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i love dick
Anonymous
hi rhino
mal♡
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Anonymous
ignore wade
mal♡
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Anonymous
hes still jealous
mal♡
about what
arsonisfun
not all wades man
Anonymous
get invaded
arsonisfun
by wades?
mal♡
im talking about the gay one
arsonisfun
ohhh
arsonisfun
yea i dont even know who the og wade is at this point
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mal♡
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Anonymous
hes the one with the birthday cake being slapped on his face
Anonymous
so none of the ones online
Anonymous
wait
arsonisfun
ohhh i saw him
Anonymous
i know how to summon him
🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
I love creampies
arsonisfun
PLEASE DO
Anonymous
ballsacks in 1
arsonisfun
alrighty buddy
Anonymous
*3
Anonymous
2
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1
Anonymous
ballsacks?
🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
yummy
arsonisfun
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arsonisfun
WE MEAN WADE
Anonymous
the real wade
mal♡
you summoned the gay one lmao
Anonymous
the og wade
arsonisfun
lemme try
Anonymous
uh
arsonisfun
3
arsonisfun
2
arsonisfun
1
Flappy.
MLA
Flappy.
M;A
arsonisfun
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Flappy.
AL
arsonisfun
lmao
Flappy.
MAL
Anonymous
BALLSACKS
Flappy.
HIIIIIII
mal♡
FLAPPYYYY
🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
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mal♡
GUESS WHAT
Anonymous
soopy?
Evelyn
is this ok?
arsonisfun
wdym?
Anonymous
sure
Anonymous
ur fine
🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈🏳🌈
arsonisfun
man who actually is gay wade
Evelyn
I put wade on the end of my name
arsonisfun
OHHHH
arsonisfun
YESS
Flappy.
CHICKEN BUTT
Evelyn
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arsonisfun
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🏳🌈gay wade🏳🌈
gtg
arsonisfun
JOIN USS
arsonisfun
lol
mal♡
I HAVE SUPER DUPER YUMMY FOOD
Anonymous
wade doesn't like slapping other mens ass. he only likes his ass being slapped
Anonymous
the real one
Flappy.
YAYYAAYYAYAY
Evelyn
How? WHere?
arsonisfun
internet
Flappy.
WHAT KIND OF SUPER DUPER YUMMY FOOD
Evelyn
ok
Evelyn
brb
arsonisfun
alr
mal♡
ITS WHITE RICE TACO MEAT SALSA CHEESE HOT SAUCE ND CAYENNE MIXED IN A BOWL
mal♡
OH
mal♡
ND RAW ONION
The Unknown King of Moderation
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm trying to lure evil into my world I tell 'em that I'm curious and I'm only twelve Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hoping that they show up 'cause what I'm about to do to 'em Would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade Fronting to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside In my best little girl's voice, I'm like "Hi, come on in, I'm putting on my bikini" And when the door shuts, that's when I let 'em see me "Hi there", I stab 'em in the neck first 'Cause it hurts, get 'em where the blood squirts Carve his whole face off and make him eat it Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bleeding I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) And it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) Soon enough, feds will be shutting down my service 'Cause people out there, think they don't deserve this Until it's your kid an old man's finger fucking Titty sucking, then you want the knife stuck in I don't blame you, that's why I catch 'em in advance While his dick is still in his pants, they never get the chance I tell 'em I'm alone and I'm only thirteen "Looking for a good time, you know what I mean?" Bring me some Funyuns and a Slurpee "Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes" And within twenty minutes, here comes a fucking doctor Knocking on my door, a pedophile butt-knocker "Come in, have a seat" and then I stroll in With the all-purpose hunting blade straight up his colon I cut his hands off, he ain't touching nobody Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody Wait, please, mister clown, sir, you don't have to do-, zip it Please, please, I've got money, we can-, shut it, fucker Please we can work this out, silence, I said Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead Every time I walk by him, I punch him in the head Cut they fucking dicks off, stick 'em in each others mouths Now what y'all talking about? I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) And it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) What's in the bag? Funyuns and condoms What's in the bag? Funyuns and condoms What's in the bag? Funyuns and condoms Why did you bring condoms? I didn't mean to The house is getting funky, bodies in the basement, stinking What the fuck am I thinking? I put my face paint on, go downstairs and beat they ass sometimes 'Cause it ease my mind Some of them are dead and some are still living But I'ma hurt 'em every chance that I'm given I hit em with the nail gun, or the stun gun They can't run, so they both mad fun I was sawing a head off when I heard the doorbell I'm not expecting any predators, but oh well I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" But I left a head sitting on the living room chair He seen it and ran, I had to give chase We cut across the lawn with my knife swinging for his face I threw it, stuck him in the back of the neck Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck Somebody help-, zip it Please- , shit it the fuck up People are looking, silence A bus full of high school kids watched it happen He kept screaming like a pansy despite my slapping Plus the neighbors seen it and so did the mailman But they all never said nuttin' 'bout it again I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) And it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I'm probably gonna burn for this Ain't no lesson to learn from this There's nothing I'ma earn But it sure is fun (to catch a predator) I said it sure is fun (to catch a predator) Yo, Liz Meanwhile, back at the house Hey, come on in, what kind of alcohol did you bring? I brought Absolute Citron, I brought Mandarin Orange I brought a shot of Jagermeister (wow) In several cases the men were asked to bring food Alcohol and condoms, law enforcement says This helps show an intent to solicit a minor What have we got here? A bag of Funyuns Funyuns? What about condoms? Did you bring condoms? I did You did?
mal♡
ITS SO GOOD
mal♡
oh
Flappy.
MMMMM
Anonymous
hi jake/wade
arsonisfun
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD
Flappy.
jake
arsonisfun
im hungry
Flappy.
respectfully
arsonisfun
hey hungry im dad
arsonisfun
lol
Flappy.
pls never do that again
Flappy.
thnk you
The Unknown King of Moderation
But
mal♡
I LIKE RANDOMLY THREW IT TOGETHER LAST NIGHT ND WAS LIKE MOANING ABOUT HOW DELICIOUS IT WAS
Flappy.
much appreciated
Anonymous
rip
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
yep
arsonisfun
ANOTHER WADEEE
Flappy.
MALLR D GUESS WHAT
Anonymous
who is wade w/ rizz
arsonisfun
yeaa
arsonisfun
idk
mal♡
OSTRICH BUTT
Super straight wade
hi
Anonymous
what the-
arsonisfun
LMAO GAY WADE AND STAIGHT WADE NEED TO MEET
Anonymous
the hell is going on
arsonisfun
WADES
Flappy.
I WOKE UP
Flappy.
AT 11 AM
Anonymous
...
mal♡
WOAH
Flappy.
ISN TTHAT GREAT
Super straight wade
ok
mal♡
YES
mal♡
OMG I HAVE ORANGE JUICE TOO
Flappy.
OKAY BYE IM HUNGRY
arsonisfun
man i have to wake up at 4 30 everydayyy it suckkss
Evelyn
I'm back
arsonisfun
nicee
Anonymous
hi
mal♡
BYEE
Super straight wade
ok
Flappy.
i would literally kill for orange juice rn
arsonisfun
another wade for the collection
Evelyn
yay!
mal♡
why are there so many wades
Anonymous
I LOVE WADE
Anonymous
wade needs to be controlled
Flappy.
I WAS GONNA HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 4:30 TODAY LIKE IM LITERALLY NOT JOKING BUT MY COACH IS SICK SO NO MORNING PRACTICE
Anonymous
idk
Super straight wade
how many wades are they
Flappy.
OMG! THAT MEASN I GET ANOTHER COACH
Evelyn
Wade 4 life!
Flappy.
happy day happy day
arsonisfun
idk i joined today
Anonymous
I love Wade
arsonisfun
WADEEE
Super straight wade
ewwwww
Evelyn
Hi, I'm new here. Nice to meet you
Flappy.
do you even know who wade is 😭
Anonymous
Where’s the actual Wade
mal♡
yayayayay
Super straight wade
idk
mal♡
dead.
arsonisfun
i actually have no idea
Anonymous
lol
Evelyn
Idk... I was just encouraged to become a wade haha
Anonymous
Yall have no chance were the best duo
arsonisfun
WADE FOR LIFE
arsonisfun
who?
arsonisfun
u and wade?
Evelyn
he flew away
arsonisfun
he was a fairy
Anonymous
Yep
arsonisfun
ahhh
arsonisfun
ok
arsonisfun
coolio
Super straight wade
i love pussy
Anonymous
You’re arson???
arsonisfun
yea
arsonisfun
how was china
Super straight wade
and tits
Anonymous
Still there ✌️
arsonisfun
not according to gay wade
Evelyn
Cool!
arsonisfun
nicee
Anonymous
Who tf is Lola Wade
Super straight wade
>:(
arsonisfun
new person
Evelyn
I've always wanted to go China!
Evelyn
I'm new, hi :)
Anonymous
I have to visit family it’s annoying and my Chinese sucks
Evelyn
Oh
Evelyn
I don't know any chinese
Anonymous
🇨🇳 😡
arsonisfun
bring me a souvineer
arsonisfun
id like a mug
arsonisfun
yep
Evelyn
except how to say 10. shu
arsonisfun
ni hao
Anonymous
Shi
arsonisfun
lmao
Evelyn
shi?
Anonymous
Yi er San si
Evelyn
I also know the finger action
arsonisfun
literally all i know
Evelyn
its like +
arsonisfun
woah?
arsonisfun
another wade i see
Anonymous
我吃狗
Evelyn
e
Evelyn
eh?
arsonisfun
e
Chunke Monke
Evelyn
I dont understand it :(
arsonisfun
MONKEY WADE NO.
Chunke Monke
black wade already exists
Chunke Monke
monkey wade yes
Anonymous
Good
Evelyn
ok then
Evelyn
Whats it like in china?
Anonymous
我昨晚操了韦德 😭
Anonymous
Boring
Unknown/knownun
$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
arsonisfun
damn i wish i was rich wade
Unknown/knownun
womp womp
arsonisfun
i am really prayin there is a poor wade rn
arsonisfun
please its gonna be so funny
arsonisfun
like we already have gay and straight wades
Anonymous
lol
Unknown/knownun
nice
arsonisfun
how are you wades?
Unknown/knownun
new post
arsonisfun
hows life
arsonisfun
y?
Unknown/knownun
idk
Evelyn
Oh.
arsonisfun
man im SO BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
arsonisfun
and hungry
Unknown/knownun
gtg
arsonisfun
alr
arsonisfun
see ya
Unknown/knownun
have $100
Evelyn
So like
Unknown/knownun
bye
Evelyn
What does Wade do?
Evelyn
Aren't we Wades?
arsonisfun
thx
arsonisfun
u know deadpool?
arsonisfun
deadpool=wade
arsonisfun
wade=deadpool
arsonisfun
wade is everything
arsonisfun
wade is life
Unknown/knownun
Agreed
Evelyn
ok then
arsonisfun
rich wade can i have more money
arsonisfun
i spent it all
arsonisfun
on bread
Unknown/knownun
ok
Unknown/knownun
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 have this
arsonisfun
THANK YOU RICH WADE
arsonisfun
i will spend this wisely
arsonisfun
(i will most definetly not)
arsonisfun
alr tho i gtg
arsonisfun
bye bye wades
Evelyn
weow so rich :)
Evelyn
bye arson wade
Unknown/knownun
bye
Unknown/knownun
i have a lot
Evelyn
Money money moneyyyy
Evelyn
must be funneyyyyy
Evelyn
in a rich wade's world
Unknown/knownun
yup
Evelyn
lol
Unknown/knownun
lol
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
can i be a mod
Unknown/knownun
idk
Evelyn
are u the original wade?
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
no
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
ETHAN
big [fire] balIs
Hewwo
Unknown/knownun
baby wade
big [fire] balIs
are u my papa?
Unknown/knownun
yes
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
no
big [fire] balIs
YAAAAAY!
Unknown/knownun
have some money
Unknown/knownun
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
dont start with all the pedo shit
Unknown/knownun
i his dad
Unknown/knownun
tho
big [fire] balIs
yat
Evelyn
who u?
big [fire] balIs
how it pedo?
WADEWITHRIZZ シ
like if you want to be a pedo go to a diffrent site matter in fact dont go on any if your a fucking pedo its so annoying
Evelyn
hey rich wade, can i hav some money :(
big [fire] balIs
Smol wade
Unknown/knownun
ya
Evelyn
yay!
Unknown/knownun
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Evelyn
thankyou!
Evelyn
I go buy a duck for my pet duck
Unknown/knownun
ya
Evelyn
yayayayayayaayayyaayayayaya
big [fire] balIs
yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa
Evelyn
how old y'all?
Unknown/knownun
14
Evelyn
i'm 15
Unknown/knownun
oh
Evelyn
what?
Unknown/knownun
idk have money
Unknown/knownun
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Evelyn
ok thx lol
arsonisfun
cool beans
Evelyn
dead chat
Unknown/knownun
I'm hungry but I don't know what to eat
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
meow
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
MEOWWW
Unknown/knownun
hi
arsonisfun
oh god
Wade XL
WASES
arsonisfun
WADEEE
arsonisfun
THE OG
Wade XL
WADES YOUR LEADER IS HERE
Unknown/knownun
$$$
Flappy.
MADI
Flappy.
MADI HIII
arsonisfun
NO WAY
Flappy.
STOP BEING A FURRY BUT HIIII
arsonisfun
WADE
Unknown/knownun
YAYYAYAYAYA
Unknown/knownun
$$$$$$$$
Evelyn
All Hail Master Wade
Wade XL
SO MANY WADES
arsonisfun
lmao i just joiend todayy
Evelyn
YES
Unknown/knownun
I have too much money
arsonisfun
I WILL CONVERT THE HETHENS TO WADES
Evelyn
WADE 4 LIFE
arsonisfun
WADEE
Unknown/knownun
$$$
Flappy.
stop them
arsonisfun
never
arsonisfun
flappy ojin us
Unknown/knownun
no
arsonisfun
join*
Wade XL
My friends, we must turn them
arsonisfun
theres never enough wades
Unknown/knownun
HELL YES
arsonisfun
yes milord
arsonisfun
AS YOU COMMAND
arsonisfun
the whole site is gonna be wade when were thru
Unknown/knownun
gtg
arsonisfun
alr
Wade XL
Bye Wade!
Unknown/knownun
every one have money
Wade XL
Yes
Unknown/knownun
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
arsonisfun
actually this is my first time meeting the og wade
arsonisfun
thx rich wade
Wade XL
Thanks Rich Wade!
Unknown/knownun
i will be back
arsonisfun
wade is life
arsonisfun
ofcc
Wade XL
Feel free to set literally anything on fire
arsonisfun
THANK YOU
arsonisfun
IM GONNA GO BURN DOWN AN ORPHANAGE
arsonisfun
AHAHAHAH
Unknown/knownun
www.youtube.com/shorts/cYGvF3NAHzE
arsonisfun
ahhhh im scared to click any links from here
arsonisfun
anywayss
Unknown/knownun
do it
Wade XL
If it’s from a Wade it should be fine
arsonisfun
tru tru
arsonisfun
ill watch it ltr tho i gtg
Unknown/knownun
Deadly weapon
arsonisfun
in spanish class
Wade XL
Based
Unknown/knownun
damn
arsonisfun
no mames wey
arsonisfun
adios
Anonymous
WADE
Wade XL
WADE
Unknown/knownun
bye gtg
arsonisfun
WAIT
Wade XL
Bye Rich Wade!
arsonisfun
imma follow wade before i go
arsonisfun
theree we goo
Anonymous
Hi 🥰
arsonisfun
bye bye wadee
arsonisfun
our lord and saviorrr
Wade XL
All Wades must follow each other
Anonymous
ALL WADES SHOULD FOLLOW EACH OTHER
arsonisfun
the holy one
arsonisfun
YES
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
im telling
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
IM TELLING JAKE
Wade XL
I am Marvel Jesus
arsonisfun
fr
Wade XL
I am the Messiah
Anonymous
I am the Asian Ryan Reynolds ✌️
mal♡
oh
arsonisfun
u should convert
Anonymous
Wsg mal
arsonisfun
wade for lifers
Anonymous
Frrr
mal♡
noo
arsonisfun
DO ITT
Anonymous
DO IT DO IT DO IT
mal♡
NUH UH
mal♡
its like a giant cult smh
Wade XL
All the Wades
Wade XL
We must convert women to our cause so it’s not a 100% gay
Unknown/knownun
back for a sec
mal♡
lmao
arsonisfun
im a girl
Wade XL
THEN WE’RE GOOF
Anonymous
Because Wade is amazing
Wade XL
*GOOD
arsonisfun
YUPP
holy wade ツ
it is i jesus wade
Wade XL
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
Holy savior
Anonymous
Can you recognize this easily as the face of a pigeon?
Wade XL
ITS ANITHER WADE
arsonisfun
i hope u saw gay wade
Anonymous
Wsg lynx
mal♡
oh my
Anonymous
Hello.
Anonymous
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Evelyn
I'm already a woman
Wade XL
That’s badass
Unknown/knownun
can i buy a n pass
Anonymous
Thank you.
Wade XL
We have women!
holy wade ツ
i am your wade lord and wade savior
Anonymous
I need feedback though.
Wade XL
Wait, but that’s me
Anonymous
I only have cc passes 😢
Anonymous
Should I change the shading?
Evelyn
:)
Unknown/knownun
fuck
Unknown/knownun
bye
Evelyn
bye
Anonymous
Why are there 4 Wades?
Evelyn
coz
Evelyn
its
holy wade ツ
i jesus wade with all power can grant you the n word pass
Evelyn
WADE 4 LIFE
holy wade ツ
Alastor Wade.
Hello
Alastor Wade.
Holy Wade!
Wade XL
Wait, I’m Jesus Wade
Anonymous
WADE 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Alastor Wade.
Jesus Wade!
Alastor Wade.
Homy Wade!
holy wade ツ
brother we are both jesus wade jesus wade is inside all of us
Alastor Wade.
This is confusing
Evelyn
Hello1
Evelyn
!*
Alastor Wade.
Is there a god Wade?
Wade XL
Well said brother Wade
Alastor Wade.
jesus god and holy wade
Wade XL
Me, since I’m the original
Alastor Wade.
Good
Evelyn
Wade is the God Wade
holy wade ツ
you are god and i am jesus
Alastor Wade.
Lola? How are you?
Wade XL
I am
Anonymous
lol
Wade XL
Yes
Flappy.
LYNX CMOE BACK
Anonymous
WE NEED A THEME SONG
Wade XL
I HAVE A THEME SONG
Anonymous
What?
Flappy.
OH NOTHING BUT HII
Anonymous
Hello.
holy wade ツ
a church song wade remix
Flappy.
how was ur day
Flappy.
is
Wade XL
Yes
Flappy.
idfk what timezone
Anonymous
Good.
Anonymous
It's morning.
Anonymous
I just woke up.
Wade XL
Guys our theme song is Without Me by Eminem
Flappy.
ohh ok
Flappy.
good monring
Flappy.
why are there so many wades
Anonymous
I need feedback on Kosmononychus.
Flappy.
its like,really quite odd
Wade XL
Because Wade is amazing
Flappy.
yea?
Wade XL
Ask Wade
Anonymous
Something feels wrong with the shading.
Anonymous
It’s 4 am for me
Heroin Monkey
tf is going on here why are there so many wades
Flappy.
of the
Anonymous
I want it to be obvious that it's a pigeon mask, but I also want the lighting to be dark.
Flappy.
pfp
Anonymous
HEROIN MONKEY
Wade XL
Join us
Anonymous
CONVERT
Anonymous
FLAPPY
Anonymous
CONVERT
Anonymous
I didn't draw my profile picture.
Wade XL
WE NEED A HEROIN WADE
Anonymous
That's an image.
Anonymous
LYNX CONVERT
Anonymous
BE PIGEON WADE
Flappy.
no
Anonymous
I meant this one.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yes
Anonymous
Wsg soop
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but maybe only bc I knew it was gonna be a pigeon
Flappy.
yea its a bit hard to tell at first glance
Flappy.
tbh, if you didnt tell me i dont think id know
Anonymous
Where should I add shading to make it look more like a pigeon
Anonymous
The center of the face
Flappy.
hang on
Anonymous
Hm it's kind of lacking there isn't it
Anonymous
Hm.
Evelyn
I tried to make it look like me :)
Heroin Monkey
fine i converted
Evelyn
YAY!
Anonymous
I could never draw me 😕
Anonymous
wwwwwwwwwwwtttttttfffff
Wade XL
Hot
Evelyn
:)
Flappy.
i think the center of the beak maybe
Heroin Monkey
good. we always need more followers
Anonymous
…
Anonymous
Did you draw this?
Wade XL
YAY
Evelyn
What?
Ethan (The Real)
Wade is such a W
Anonymous
That's it.
Heroin Monkey
we need more followers of our religion
Anonymous
The beak is made out of metal.
Anonymous
It should be shinier.
Wade XL
We have over 10 Wades
Evelyn
Yeah :)
Ethan (The Real)
Wade is this a cult
Wade XL
Yes and no
Anonymous
Impressive.
Flappy.
OH WAIT METAL
Flappy.
THATD BE SO SCARY
Heroin Monkey
this is a cult
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
united.
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
us all
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
.
Wade XL
Yea
Heroin Monkey
i love cults
Anonymous
ETHAN
Evelyn
Thanks :)
Anonymous
YOU TOO?
Anonymous
Yes
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
hi chxl
Anonymous
Omg...
Flappy.
why does your name have an apostrophe 😭
Anonymous
NO
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
YES >:D
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
BAHAAHAHAHAHHA
Anonymous
The beak is made out of metal and so are the eyes.
Alastor Wade.
Kappa want to see ur anus
Anonymous
WHY IS
Anonymous
WHY ARE
Evelyn
thx :)
Anonymous
WHY
Alastor Wade.
ur soul is there
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
I
Wade XL
Wades, I must be mod again to regain my power
Alastor Wade.
thats cool
Anonymous
TO AMNY WADES
Anonymous
No.
Alastor Wade.
kapp obsessed with anjs
Alastor Wade.
anus
Heroin Monkey
wade for mod again
Anonymous
I thought you liked spinach lol
Alastor Wade.
like some here
Alastor Wade.
this will fill up fast
Alastor Wade.
cool!
Evelyn
YES
Anonymous
The rest of the mask is made out of mutilated pigeons.
Anonymous
Wade for mod, he’s the most sane person on the site
Alastor Wade.
how are you?
Flappy.
oh
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!im 2nd best mod!!!!!!!!!!
Flappy.
that sounds so
Wade XL
Yes
Alastor Wade.
Cool
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE IM 2nd BEST WADE
Flappy.
.....
Anonymous
Ingenious for mod
Flappy.
creative
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
no
holy wade ツ
#wadeformodagain
Alastor Wade.
kvely
Flappy.
very creative.
Alastor Wade.
lovely
ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
inegnious no.
Alastor Wade.
Spiffing
Anonymous
#wadeformodagain
Anonymous
fuck noooooooo
Evelyn
^^^^^^^^^^^
Alastor Wade.
wodnerful
Wade XL
We shall be heard!
Alastor Wade.
wonderful
Anonymous
Wade for mod
Anonymous
The bones of the pigeons are on the inside of the mask.
Alastor Wade.
wo derous
Wade XL
#wadeformodagain
Alastor Wade.
wonderous
Alastor Wade.
enjoyable
Anonymous
Take your time.
Anonymous
PUT #wadeformodagain IN YOUR BIO, OR YOU ARE GAY
holy wade ツ
i believe anyone can be a good mod as long as they follow god and jesus wade
Flappy.
so really, if you think about it, its like a bird furry mask
Wade XL
Based
Flappy.
hahahs
Wade XL
I already did, I made it🗿
holy wade ツ
yes
Alastor Wade.
Wase
Alastor Wade.
wade
Alastor Wade.
holy wade
Anonymous
i am leaveing this stie until this cult is over
Alastor Wade.
nesus wade
Anonymous
It's a mining tool
Alastor Wade.
god wase
Wade XL
HEROIN
Alastor Wade.
indigenous wade
holy wade ツ
i am jesus wade
Wade XL
Alastor Wade.
how many wades are there?
Anonymous
Decorated to look like a pigeon's mask
Alastor Wade.
Eww
Evelyn
ok, bye
The🇩🇪German🇩🇪Guy
Hey guys
Wade XL
Yes
Anonymous
You have left forever then
Alastor Wade.
Is it a cult? AWESOME!
Anonymous
Hello.
Alastor Wade.
may I join???
Wade XL
We shall reign forever!
Alastor Wade.
Please
Anonymous
Matt banning you for your political opinion is very pathetic.
Anonymous
Be Alastor deadpool
Evelyn
JOIN US
Flappy.
oh okay so its not like a murdering tool right
arsonisfun
IM BACK
Wade XL
As long as u support Wade
arsonisfun
WHERES WADE
Alastor Wade.
Yess
Heroin Monkey
walter wade
Wade XL
HERE
arsonisfun
WADEEE
Flappy.
(didnt he make like over 100 alts)
arsonisfun
MY MANNN
arsonisfun
THE OGG
Anonymous
It's as much of a murdering tool as a pickaxe is.
Wade XL
WADEE
arsonisfun
WADEE
holy wade ツ
yes
The🇩🇪German🇩🇪Guy
Have I talked to you on that topic before? But yeah...
holy wade ツ
e
Anonymous
Alts take around two seconds to make.
Anonymous
Keep the German drama on the German site thank you
arsonisfun
WE NEED A GERMAN WADE
Alastor Wade.
Shit I gtg for a sec sadly for me I need to shower
The Unknown King of Moderation
wade wade
Flappy.
oh nvm then .
Wade XL
Make dat ur prp
The🇩🇪German🇩🇪Guy
Some, but not so many
Wade XL
WEEZER WADE
arsonisfun
YES
Flappy.
hm.
Anonymous
WADE IS THE BEST USER ON HERE
The Unknown King of Moderation
WADE
arsonisfun
DINO WADE PLEASE
Anonymous
If Wade wasn’t here i would leave
arsonisfun
fr
Flappy.
no
holy wade ツ
gender is a scam created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms- jesus wade 12:13
Evelyn
#wadeformodagain
Wade XL
All the Wades
arsonisfun
you and wade r honestly nice
The Unknown King of Moderation
AUTISTIC WADE
arsonisfun
LMAO
Flappy.
thats just normal wade 😭
Flappy.
thats you😭😭
arsonisfun
yes original ganster?
Anonymous
TYSMMMMM everyone thinks im a meanie
arsonisfun
nahhh
holy wade ツ
Wade XL
I’m gonna change my name to Original Gangster Wade
arsonisfun
holy wade no way
Anonymous
I’m just a lil tecca and Deadpool fanatic
Wade XL
WE NEED A BIBLE OF WADE
Evelyn
I don't
arsonisfun
i didnt pray today im sorry
holy wade ツ
extra chromosome wade
Anonymous
YEYEYYEYEYEYE
Evelyn
I'll make it!
Wade XL
HOLY WADE MAKE US A BIBLE
arsonisfun
WHAT HAPPENED TO UR PFPPP
Evelyn
SORYYYY
holy wade ツ
i can try
Wade XL
Lola should be Lady Deadpool
arsonisfun
NAH WE GOTTA MAKE THIS FR
Anonymous
Scandalous
Evelyn
:)
arsonisfun
chapter 1 wades world
Wade XL
Yes
arsonisfun
a book by wade about wade for the wades
Evelyn
I'll change my name when it lets me :)
Wade XL
Basr
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
I know who’s in love with Wadeeeee
arsonisfun
me
Wade XL
Everyone loves Wade
arsonisfun
exactly
Evelyn
Are there any other websites that people on here message on?
arsonisfun
love your wade-bour (instead of neighbor lol)
Evelyn
Who?
The Unknown King of Moderation
do we have a gay wade lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
I just saw that
Wade XL
Yes we do
Evelyn
Yeah
arsonisfun
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
arsonisfun
WE NEED IT FOR THE BIBLE
Wade XL
YES
The Unknown King of Moderation
the Wible
arsonisfun
YES
Evelyn
^^^^^^^
αmy
uwu
arsonisfun
THE WIBLE
αmy
crew
arsonisfun
AMY
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
Naw i meant in a different way
arsonisfun
BECOME A WAdDE
Evelyn
NO THE WADEBLE
arsonisfun
WADEBLE
arsonisfun
YES
arsonisfun
EVEN BETTTER
Evelyn
is there a link or something?
Flappy.
amy
Flappy.
uwu
Flappy.
rn
Alastor Wade.
Arson wade is a cool name
Anonymous
AMY
Anonymous
CONVERT
Anonymous
CONVERT TO WADEISM
αmy
ew.
Alastor Wade.
WADEBLRW
arsonisfun
THX (I WAS ARSONISFUN)
Wade XL
WADEISM YES
Alastor Wade.
WADEIS
arsonisfun
WASDEISM
arsonisfun
IS PEAK
Alastor Wade.
WADESIM
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
is cosmo still here
Alastor Wade.
Cool!
arsonisfun
NO U NEED A WADE PFPPP
Alastor Wade.
JOIN THE CULT
Evelyn
to uwu crew?
Alastor Wade.
WADEISM
Anonymous
FUCK
Anonymous
I GOTTA GO
arsonisfun
LMAO EDIT ALASTOR HAIR ON WADE PLS
Wade XL
Alastor Wade.
Here https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/posts/51268490
Evelyn
thx
αmy
wade is gross
Alastor Wade.
I CANT TODAY I USED MY SCREEN TIME TOMMOROW
holy wade ツ
im currently writing the wade bible
Alastor Wade.
WADEISM
The Unknown King of Moderation
wadeism
Wade XL
GOOD JOB HOLY WADE
Alastor Wade.
Cool!
The Unknown King of Moderation
the wible
arsonisfun
WE NEED THAT AS UR PFP
Anonymous
Fuck my cousin is SCREAMING at me i gotta go
arsonisfun
NOOO
arsonisfun
SEE YOUU
Alastor Wade.
YES TOMMOWR ITS EVEING I GTG SLEEP
αmy
flappy come back bro
Wade XL
NOO WADE
αmy
dont leave me with these dumbasses
arsonisfun
ITS ALRIGHT WADE WE GOT U
Wade XL
AMY IS WADEPHOBIC
Anonymous
Zaijian bitches ✌️
Alastor Wade.
HOW DARE SHE
αmy
is that a new druh or smth
Flappy.
han gon
arsonisfun
STOP BEING WADEIST (RACIST) AMY
αmy
very.
arsonisfun
WHYY
Alastor Wade.
STOP
arsonisfun
wade is life
Anonymous
It’s a ✨ different language ✨
Alastor Wade.
SHE NO IN CULT
Wade XL
I AM LIFE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii amy =3
Alastor Wade.
SHE MUST JOIN CULT
αmy
SOOPY
αmy
HIII
Flappy.
lowkey guys
arsonisfun
YES
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hru?
Wade XL
I AM THE MESSIAH
arsonisfun
yes non wade?
Alastor Wade.
do u wanna be a WADEIst?
αmy
i'd rather be dead then.
Alastor Wade.
I can help ya
Evelyn
my email wont work
Wade XL
I AM MARVEL JESUS
Flappy.
i think half of you have autism
Flappy.
im being serious
Flappy.
😭
Alastor Wade.
COOL
αmy
^^^^^
Wade XL
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE NON WADES
arsonisfun
SHUSH UR NOT A WADEE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
am i included in that half
The Unknown King of Moderation
AMY
Alastor Wade.
Sign in not log in?
The Unknown King of Moderation
JOIN THE WADE FAMILY
Evelyn
mhm
arsonisfun
WE NEED A WORD TO CALL THE NON WADES
Flappy.
praise the lord 😭😭😭
The Unknown King of Moderation
AND YOU CAN HAVE ANY TITLE YOU CAN IMAGINE
Wade XL
THE ONLY COOL NON WADES ARE DAGGER AND TOAST
Alastor Wade.
JOIN USSSSSS
Alastor Wade.
OR I WILL ACT LIKE SNEK
arsonisfun
FR
αmy
NO ILY
Alastor Wade.
WITH LONG NEK
Alastor Wade.
JAW IS STRONK
Alastor Wade.
AND HED JS SMOL
αmy
wow
αmy
that is
Wade XL
WE WILL CALL THE NON WADES…SLADES
αmy
the most autistic
Alastor Wade.
BUT WHEN ITS TIME TO EAT
αmy
thing ever
Alastor Wade.
HE CHOMP BRED
Alastor Wade.
AND BE FED
arsonisfun
SLADES IT IS
Evelyn
i cant get onto uwu crew
Flappy.
guys why have a wade cult when you could literally just go to therapy
arsonisfun
SHUSH SLADE
Wade XL
SHUSH THE SLADES
αmy
real
Evelyn
my email doesn't work
Alastor Wade.
HED IS SMOL BUT JAW IS STRONK
αmy
flappy wanna go to a less autistic post
Alastor Wade.
HE FEEDS IN BRED
arsonisfun
SHUSH SLADEEE
Anonymous
FUCK YOU AMY WADE IS AMAZING
Flappy.
uwu hang on
Alastor Wade.
JAW IS STRONK
Alastor Wade.
BUT HED IS SMOL
αmy
nty
Alastor Wade.
WHEN TIME TO FED
Alastor Wade.
HE CHOMPS BRED
Wade XL
VERY WELL DONE WADES
Evelyn
To get into uwu crew
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Amy if u make a new post the wades will invade it
Wade XL
Make alt
Evelyn
Wdym?
αmy
it's okay
αmy
come with me soopy
αmy
and flappy
Evelyn
My mum has control over my laptop
Anonymous
I M A G I N E
Evelyn
so i have to ask and request for things
Wade XL
Nooooo
Wade XL
SOMEONE MAKE HER ONE
αmy
flappy soopy
αmy
i can
αmy
but i wont
Wade XL
SILENCE SLADE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
what
holy wade ツ
Wade bible Gen.1 [1] In the beginning wade created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of wade moved upon the face of the waters. [3] And wade said, Let there be light: and there was light. [4] And wade saw the light, that it was good: and wade divided the light from the darkness. [5] And wade called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. [6] And wade said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. [7] And wade made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. [8] And wade called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. [9] And wade said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. [10] And wade called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and wade saw that it was good. [11] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. [12] And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and wade saw that it was good. [13] And the evening and the morning were the third day. [14] And wade said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: [15] And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. [16] And wade made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. [17] And wade set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth, [18] And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and wade saw that it was good. [19] And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. [20] And wade said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. [21] And wade created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and wade saw that it was good. [22] And wade blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. [23] And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. [24] And wade said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. [25] And wade made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and wade saw that it was good. [26] And wade said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. [27] So wade created man in his own image, in the image of wade created he him; male and female created he them. [28] And wade blessed them, and wade said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. [29] And wade said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. [30] And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. [31] And wade saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Evelyn
Yes
Wade XL
Can confirm I did all this
Evelyn
It's fine. I'll try ALL my emails
Anonymous
My son so dumb iq 21
The Unknown King of Moderation
this feels so blasphemous
The Unknown King of Moderation
but
Wade XL
Huh
The Unknown King of Moderation
funny
Wade XL
Idk what that word means
mal♡
lmao real
holy wade ツ
Gen.2 [1] Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. [2] And on the seventh day wade ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. [3] And wade blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which wade created and made. [4] These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD wade made the earth and the heavens, [5] And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD wade had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground. [6] But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. [7] And the LORD wade formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. [8] And the LORD wade planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. [9] And out of the ground made the LORD wade to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil. [10] And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads. [11] The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; [12] And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. [13] And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. [14] And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates. [15] And the LORD wade took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. [16] And the LORD wade commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: [17] But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. [18] And the LORD wade said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. [19] And out of the ground the LORD wade formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. [20] And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. [21] And the LORD wade caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; [22] And the rib, which the LORD wade had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. [23] And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. [24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. [25] And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
Wade XL
I am Lord Wade🗿
Evelyn
Nvm
Evelyn
none of my emails work
Evelyn
wait
Evelyn
i think i did it
Alastor Wade.
Yes of course we shall!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
if I were adam I would asked god to take 8 of my ribs so I could hav a lil harem
Alastor Wade.
I have returned to my… ehh.. normal? Selfr
Wade XL
BE RIGHT BACK WADES
Alastor Wade.
which isn’t really normal
holy wade ツ
Gen.3 [1] Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD wade had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath wade said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? [2] And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: [3] But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, wade hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. [4] And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: [5] For wade doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as wades, knowing good and evil. [6] And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. [7] And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. [8] And they heard the voice of the LORD wade walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD wade amongst the trees of the garden. [9] And the LORD wade called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou? [10] And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. [11] And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? [12] And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat. [13] And the LORD wade said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. [14] And the LORD wade said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: [15] And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel. [16] Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. [17] And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; [18] Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; [19] In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. [20] And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. [21] Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD wade make coats of skins, and clothed them. [22] And the LORD wade said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: [23] Therefore the LORD wade sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. [24] So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
The Unknown King of Moderation
last line sounds like me and madi fr
Evelyn
IM IN UWU CREW NOW
holy wade ツ
its just the bible but with the word god replaced with wade
The Unknown King of Moderation
quoting this
arsonisfun
WADES
arsonisfun
IM BACK
Anonymous
HAYYY
arsonisfun
FUCKKK YEAA
Evelyn
Wade. I got on Uwu crew
Alastor Wade.
HEYYYY
Alastor Wade.
WHOM ARE YOU I MUST FOLLOW U
Evelyn
I'm under the name of Lola ;)
arsonisfun
oh im arsonisfun in uwu
arsonisfun
GOT THAT TOM NOOK PFPP
Alastor Wade.
OK
Alastor Wade.
I WILL FOLLOW U
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Both
arsonisfun
coolio
arsonisfun
alr imma head out
arsonisfun
im in enlgish now
arsonisfun
i wanna have the last commentt
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hi guys
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god
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jesus wade
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hoky wade
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also cosmetologist i knew u were funny
Alastor Wade.
lola wase
Alastor Wade.
alastor wade
arsonisfun
you should be a wade
Alastor Wade.
JOIN THE ULT
literallywhatever
what in the cult are ur names
Alastor Wade.
JOUN THE CULT
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JOIN THE CULT
Alastor Wade.
Shy dragon?
holy wade ツ
Gen.4 [1] And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the wade. [2] And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground. [3] And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the wade. [4] And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the wade had respect unto Abel and to his offering: [5] But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell. [6] And the wade said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen? [7] If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him. [8] And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him. [9] And the wade said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper? [10] And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground. [11] And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand; [12] When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth. [13] And Cain said unto the wade, My punishment is greater than I can bear. [14] Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me. [15] And the wade said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the wade set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him. [16] And Cain went out from the presence of the wade, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. [17] And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. [18] And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech. [19] And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah. [20] And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle. [21] And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ. [22] And Zillah, she also bare Tubal-cain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubal-cain was Naamah. [23] And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt. [24] If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold. [25] And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For wade, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew. [26] And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the wade.
arsonisfun
WE R GETTING A POOR AND DUO WADE RN
arsonisfun
IM CONVERTING THEMM
arsonisfun
ALL FOR U WADE OG
Anonymous
AYayyayayayayayayay
Evelyn
hi
arsonisfun
heyy
arsonisfun
fellow wade
holy wade ツ
hello dear child
Alastor Wade.
IN SCHOOL I HAD TO FUCKING BE THE BRO THAT KILLS BRO SO I KILLED MY BESTIE AND MY FRIEND GAVE BIRTH TO ME
Alastor Wade.
Ahhh
Alastor Wade.
the good ol days
arsonisfun
HOLY WADE IS SPEAKING EVERYONE STFU
Evelyn
I'm finishing skl in a sec
arsonisfun
me too
arsonisfun
in my final class
Alastor Wade.
I’m in my bed
Alastor Wade.
yay
arsonisfun
i swear i keep forgetting ur not a slade cuz of ur pfp
holy wade ツ
oh btw just to clear things up all other religions are a mythi wadeism is the only real one
Evelyn
same, i'm in Math rn
arsonisfun
YES
Evelyn
lol
Alastor Wade.
I CANT SORRY ITS PAST 10 PM AND I CANT SORRY
arsonisfun
ahhh
arsonisfun
wadeism is real guys
Evelyn
eh? Where do u live? I live in San Jose
Evelyn
YES
holy wade ツ
yes
arsonisfun
dont believe the slades
Evelyn
real
Chunke Monke
praise wadeism
Alastor Wade.
I live in the land of ski
Alastor Wade.
in europe
Alastor Wade.
YES!
holy wade ツ
europe is a large place what country
Evelyn
nice
arsonisfun
fr?
arsonisfun
where in europe?
Alastor Wade.
Whom dares suggest such a preposterous thing as WADEISM not being real??
arsonisfun
THE SLADES
Evelyn
tut tut tut
holy wade ツ
wadism should be preached
Alastor Wade.
Imma give u hints bc I like that stuff
Alastor Wade.
ski
Evelyn
we no like slades