Victory Celebration

WOO

MOTHERFUCKER

I WAS SO CLOSR

gtg see ya

WHY

HAHAHAHA

Cya

Lmao

Oop

At least now we’re ACTUALLY hitting 1000 every time

Alright now that I've made this post I have to go to class, see ya

Fr

Cya

I hate you so much Eli

Damn

talk to me on disc

Pfft

back

HI

Hello

HIII

HIIIIII

HIIIIIIIIII

THE THREE AMICIIIIII

IM ALL CLEAN NOW

YEAH

WWW

YIPPEEEEEE

JAKE HOWS YOUR CLASS

IT'S ALMOST STARTED

IDK HOW IT'LL BE

BUT WITH ME LUCK LOL

GOOD LUCK

WHAT CLASS IS IT

GOOD LUCKKK

THE SCRIPTURES ONE

OO THE EXPENSIVE BOOKISH ONE

YES

HOW SILLY

😭

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHS

GOOD LUCKKKKKK

huh

YOU GOT THIS

THANKSSSS

YOURE GONNA BE A GENIUS ONCE YOU FINISH

YEAH YOU CAN DO IT!

I'm gonna stay here though the first day is pretty boring lol

real

HOPEFULLY

HEY DONT DOUBT YOURSELF

YOU WILL BE ALBERT EINSTEIN LEVEL GENIUS

I CAN JOIN THE RANKS OF GENIUS GORGEOUS SQUIRRELERFLY DETECTIVE GHOST WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF

ALMOST AS GENIUS AS MY DETECTIVE SKILLS

YEAH YOU WILL DO GREAT

YES YOU CAN

I BELIEVE IN YOU

YESSSS

CAN III?

YOU CAN BE A

A

BUTTERREL

BUTTERREL!!!

ARE YOU GENIUS

HELL YEAH I AM

THEN YES YOU CAN

pop quiz

what is

YAAAY

2+2

4

Hello

CORRECT

2+2=HELLO

5

ALSO CORRECT

What the hell?

THERE ARE NO WRONG ANSWERS

YAYAYAYA

um no 2+2 does not equal what the hell

YAY

thats the only wrong answer

IF ONLY ALL SCHOOL QUESTIONS HAD INFINITE ANSWERS

Answer: 4

THATS WHAT I LIKE ABT LITERATURE AND WRITING CLASSES

YAYAYAY

YES

I LIKE THE OPENNESS OF STUFF

ESPECIALLY WHEN WE CAN CHOOSE ESSAY TOPICS

I LOVE WHEN I GET TO DO THAT

in history class in 8th grade i wrote an AMAZING essay

I once wrote a book about space turtles

the only rule for the essay topics was the person to event had to take place during a certain time period

but it was like a huge frame

hi

Ooh interesting

so i wrote abt the psychology of hitler and it was honestly so cool

That sounds awesome ngl

it was a good essay considering i was like 14

i think blach has read it

i wrote an argumentative essay two years ago, and we had to defend the person we drew from a hat, and i drew jack the rippe

YIKES

oop

Post it here if it’s any good

i actually got a 100 and made my class believe jack the ripper was a good guy

daaamn good job br

*bro

thanks

i wish i still had it on here, but they wipe these over the summer each year

Back

hi

Well done

thanks

Gonna read this the SECOND I'm outta class

kk j keep in mind that i was 14 when i wrote it so its not my best essay

i made the believe he was cleaning up “scum” off the streets keeping them clean (He only killed prostitutes with stds)

but its one of the 3 essays ive but full effort into

daaaamn

ye

I oughtta send you some of my writing from when I was 14, it was awful 😭

ive always been good at writing somehow

i kinda j taught myself

Show off.

mbmb

Lmao

one time i got an honorable mention in an art competition with a writing piece i did and i was the youngest in the category

Oop there it goes

damn, i wish i could do that lol, i suck at everything, i may be smart, but im a bastard with no common sense ngl

Wow

writing is like the only thing im good at

yeah i have it and my medal hung in my room still lmao

YOU'RE GOOD AT MORE THAN JUST THAT

NOT RLLY

Fr

But I will agree you definitely have fantastic writing skills

ah tyty

ummmm

bruh what

blocking google docs is insane

i guess my school doesnt like google docs

my korematsu v us essay was better than my hitler one tho

Hell nah wtf

Stop beating your shit and respond you fuckimg

Bum

huh

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO

ALSO THERE IS NO SHIT BEING BEATEN RIGHT NOW

I'M IN CLASS

works for me

Man my school blocked youtube once, now we cant even watch EDUCATIONAL videos

Clearly

ELI IS TRYING TO GROOM ME

HE'S TRYING TO DO GAY THINGS TO ME

Indeed

SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP

It seems like we still haven't learned our lesson. It's crazy to think that people still blindly follow someone so clearly unfit to lead.

NO GAYNESS

agreed

THANK YOU MAL

15 people online is crazy

Or wat

Like Matthias. Me and him have a bit of a… history

OR

is this it?

YO BOOTY WILL HURT

ahuh

Jake’s ass will hurt after I’m done w him

AND *NOT* FROM LAUGHING

poor jake

:(

YOU KNOW MATT!?!?! TELL HIM TO MAKE ME A MOD

No

maybe you should write him an apology song

Then you can peg him wait your turn mal, I know you want to peg him and he wants you to do it, but chill

He wanted me to write matt an apology song but I refused

We had a falling out so I can’t.

even if you could that would be a HORRIBLE idea

lmao

^^^

damn i got 3 ppl looking at my essay

Like how Jake didn’t disagree

What did he do?

He wants it up the ass

He banned several accounts on lounge for no reason

I just have it saved in another tab

he's too hotheaded

NOBODY IS GETTING PEGGED

good cus i deleted the link

NOTHING IS GOING IN ANYONE'S ASS

I read a little snippet, it seems really good!

If it’s true, I certainly won’t be giving him any powers here. But I have no proof.

tyty i tried my best

Kutabare

yeah just abt anyone will confirm

Bismarck how close are you to matt

he takes some things too seriously

like interpersonally

brb

okie

This is funny to me

Well, we had a bit of a falling out, but I know how to make stuff happen

Do you know him irl

Or were you just close online

I do know Matt IRL.

what is

Oh cool

I GOT SELTZER CUS I FORGOT TO DRINK TD 😋

I wrote a story about him once

Using his address

He and I have had several conversations about religion, politics, and pop culture

That's quite interesting

thats cool

Why

Matt's a pretty anonymous guy on here to be honest

For accuracy

I just copied his email signature

We've had a few correspondences

I haven't published it at all though

Well, I’m very confident that the guy who owns the site is the same Matt I know

It was mostly an exercise in distasteful literature

does anyone know how to use command prompt?

Did you write some questionable things?

huh

Fucking with Jake and you

I wrote a humorous story about a feud between him and another user

mhm so silly goofy

Why are you trying to fuck people

Eli is trying to have E-sex

ELI IS TRYING TO HAVE E SEX

GET HIM

DON’T LISTEN TO HIM THEY WERE INACTIVE ACCOUNTS PAST THE 6 MONTH LIMIT

I’ll expose you rn

oh pls do

Who the fuck are you

Oh ok that makes more sense.

You're a homo

You know that

someone who rps as a cat sometimes

😁 yep

and offers fucking internet cuddles...

How strange

so?

..

LMAO

BRO IS TRYING TO DEFEND IT

NOBODY WILL CONFIRM EXCEPT YOU HIM AND THOUGHTLESS

bro needs to get a room

BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD THING

Rapboat Sthu

Wait, DON’T BAN

Jake and you are permabanned

I’m being kind rn

WHAT

NO I’M NOT WTF

You have your account to opal, until Matt confirms it your still permabanned

IM NOT BANNED FOR ANY REASON OF MY OWN DOING

Your in the book and everything both of you are

theres a book??

I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT TO SIGNIFY MY DETACHMENT FROM THAT ACC

You had your 3 warning rapboat

A list

Ask jake

There's a list of banned accs

ohhhh yeah

It's hilarious actually

There were literally hundreds of Jake hate accounts in it

That also counts as alting

this isnt jake this is rake

I didn't even ban most of them lol

thats so funny

Yep it's me, Rake!

Your contributing to a “crime” yk and can get in trouble for that

when is Livvy getting on?

We dk

STOP ACTING ALL PRETENTIOUS CAUSE YOU'RE A MOD

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE ETHAN

WHICH IS TO SAY AN IDIOT

Im always like this wym

You know I am

I guess your name checks out then

Wtf are you talking about I’m not in no damn book

Oh am I

BECAUSE OPAL HACKED ME

You really wanna argue this rapboat

im a sneaky criminal

IT’S OPAL’S FAULT

and a genius detective

FOR BOTH OF US

yessir

If you and Jake say one more damn word abt this istg

ABOUT WHAT

The ban thing

The ban thing

OPAL GOT “PERMA BANNED” LIKE 5 TIMES BRO

NO FAIR

IM SORRY

Good boy

Lmao

hey i didnt say shit bro

you did

Last chance rapboat I’m being nice here

give him a bone

Talking to rapboat

HE’S LITERALLY AN ELDER MOD!!!!

YEAH

IM THE OG

That got perma banned

oh okokok mb

I WAS THE FIRST MOD AFTER DAGGER

IT’S OPAL’S FAULT

.

You have her your password you were the one who fell for her shit

SHE PROMISED NOT TO HACK ME

okok lets talk abt smth else

Agreed

so um hows the weather guys

You both are idiots

Stupid

Wish it was raining

damn

what kind of groceries have you been into lately

hot pockets and redbulls

they be so yummy

ooooh

very oooh

esp the summer redbulls

mmmm delicious

I haven't had either but I've wanted to try both

omg you gotta hop on it the summer ones are gonna be discontinued soon im pretty sure

RapBoat is a stupid reggin.

shut up

alright alright I'll go to the store today and look

yesssss

HEY FUCK YOU MAN!!!!

we aint doing this now

Yeah, I’m BASED

Not!

ok gurl

RapBoat, mal, and Jeffery are all dumb retarded pieces of shit.

Facts

hush

nobody cares abt your opinions

I said take you to your Retard Leader, and they brought me to RapBoat.

Ah good ol anons

They should’ve taken you to a MIRROR

The most vile pieces of shit on this website

wdym

lmfao

frfr

soooo

hru all

Pretty goooood

How about you?

cooooool

im decenttttt

my cat is sleeping next to me and shes very cute

Awww

super aww

MEGA aww

the MOST aww EVER

hey

my duolingo streak

is

444

woahhh

thats so satisfying

Nice!

im so skilled

i been doing chess on it for like 2 weeks and it fun

There's CHESS on duolingo?

ahuh they just added it in the latest update

im on section 2 unit 13

cus i skipped the whole 1st section

I realluy need to start using duolingo again lol

but you can play actual games of chess

That's pretty awesome

its so fun

cus im rlly bad at chess and it adjusts the comp to your skill (or lack thereof in my case)

Yeah I used to try and play chess but could only ever reach stalemates

stalemates suck

frrrr

i rlly wanna be good at it

but my score rn is so bad

I'm sure mine would be awful lmao

lmao thats okay 😭

HI GUYS

I’M TANNERMAGA2025TANNER

hi..

this class is boring af he's just talking through the whole syllabus

I’M TANNERMAGA2025

WAIT NO FUCK

ugh i hate that

FUCK

I’M GAY!

THAT WASN’T ME

I’M GAY!

SOMEONE IS HACKING ME

LMFAO

DAMMIT

I LIKE SUCKING DICK!

He seems nice tho

bro wtf 😭

Tons of work unfortunately

thats good

I’M BEING HACKED

noooooo

hmm maybe cus you shared your password

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I FLUBBED

but then you admitted it was your password bro

OILED UP BBCS ARE THE BEST!

FUCK STOP IT

bruh

This is hilarious

so silly

is it short though?

not as short as me

and certainly not as silly

no siree

this conversation, i'd argue, is approaching such levels of silliness

but not quite there

thats so silly

what a goober

a goofy one, perhaps?

im a goofy goober yeah

youre a goofy goober yeah

were all goofy goobers yeah

goofy goofy goofy goober yeahhhh

WOOOO

yippeeeeee

How's your day going?

pretty goooood

how abt yours

looooong

But it's alright

i bettt

school 😔

ick

i slept in way too late cus i couldnt sleep last night and my alarm somehow didnt wake me up

nooooo

twas quite sad

i intended to be responsible and get up early

but oh well theres always tmrw morning

yup yup

I couldn't sleep much last night but woke up BEFORE my alarm

whaaaaat

when was your alarm set for

7:30

daaaaamn

Which was 2 hours before my first class lmao

das crazy

i set mine for 8

AM I BANNED

CAN YOU SEE MY MESSAGES

yes i can

Oh ok

lmfao why

Eli is being a bitch >:(

Isn’t that fantastic

YEAH

SCREW YOU

huhhhh???

Lucky 😔

Dwbi

NO PLEASE DO WORRY ABOUT IT

HE'S BULLYING ME

i didnt wake up til 10:30 bro 😭 and i stayed in bed til 11

like wtf

HEY NO BULLYING

He said it wasn’t scary to be banned then got scared when I said I banned him

Sounds nice 🥲