Valentine's Day Loneliness

yes

many people

NO

IM NOT LONELY

yes

IM SO UN LONLEY

but lets change that

Nope! I am not in any way lonely!

ND IM SO HAPPY

CUASE

IM TKAEN BY THE BESETED PERSON EVER

lets seperate the couples (:<

NO

PLEASE

NOOOOOOOOO

YES

No

NOOOOOOOOO

i gtg do work i have an E in this class

YEEEESSSS

COSMO GO TO MY POST RQ

E?

i will always be lonely

An E! What a nice letter

which one

E .

the one i jut posted

E! I love E

im not lonely

woke up

to wonderful thing

unlike my keyboard, it wanted me to write d thrice, s twice and r once

no. woke is bad

STFU

E

it is

i have an e in history it sucks ass

i can help u a bit w/ math

please

Goodbye

buh bye

i gtg

cya

do ur work

bye bye angel

Charlie how r u so happy?

Hello

this is like the most depressing day of the year

hey

no its not smh

hi madi

No. You get to insult people about their romantic status! That is always fun! Insulting is generally fun.

shush

REALLLL

No! I will not shush! Why should I do it? Why?

I mean true but still in my school there girls getting huge ass flowers soooo

alr calm down buddy

RUIN THE FLOWERS! TO HELL WITH FLOWERS, THEY DIE ANYWAY

same bro

hi amy

i got a flower...

hi cosmopolitanism

No! I will not! And I am not your “buddy” unless you are a stalker and have a fake identity

student government

cool

im way ahead of u tbh

damn. calm down

win some, lose some

yeahh hes a little mad

who?

Haha

bro r u mentally ok?

none of us are

“He” haha

on this site, nobody is ok

Do I act like a male human? Haha

true fr i figured that out

sorry 😂

🤣

somewhat

wooooooowwwwwwww. you messed up her pronouns. how dare u

no offense

Thank you

were joking with ya. ur good

I just find it amusing

your welcome?

alr

madi thought i was a girl. it definetely is amusing

so r you all girls?

I find it amusing that that was interpreted as boyish

nah. im a apache helicopter

Nope.

im a boy

oh? thats preppy

It is?

besides, what kind of girl would want to be a cosmologist. /s

uhm

idrk I just say it

u man stars?

I am glad that I have a tiny amount of self control

r u a guy?

yeah

who?

Otherwise I would have insulted you

it was sarcosm

ohhhhh

What?

where?

oop

why?

When?

how?

whom?

pppft

Hm

that actually got me

I feel like using emojis would smash the illusion of me being formal

Am I correct?

wait... deadpool?????

yes 100%

what?

ur pfp

Preppy scary profile picture

AHHHHHH

look at it closer

ohh yeahh i made it

Red and black! AAHHHHHH

I do!!!!

You should take it to see if you’re autistic or just retarded

that was in ur pfp

ik lol

anthony fauci looks like an old male ellen degeneres

I made it

Bullyyyyyy materiallllllll

its nice

thanks fr

i think idrk

it is

ded cat

Should someone call the press?

nah

a dead human should be reported

not if you kiled the humans

i need to steal that

and post old memes, pls.

True. Definitely not if you found it in a forest, you might end up in a rent free dwelling for some time

Eat the evidence. Simple.

or if the dead human is in a cemetary

that would actually be the best place to hide one

hidden in the most obvious place for a dead human to be

Yes. Under a grave. Just don’t be found, you’ll be detained for grave digging and suspected murder. Don’t ask about me knowing that information.

its common sense

I na freezer. In a morgue.

evidence

it can be used as evidence

or in a coffin going to the crematarium

Today in school we saw that a swimming pool thing had exploded and caught fire and I found it pretty…

heh

IT HAD GREY SMOKE. PLASTIC!

what????

oh? I love the smell of gasline

is it just me?

In Göteborg

?

u should have thrown some sodium in there

SAME. IT MAKES RAINBOWS IF IN PUDDLES. RAINBOWS ARE GOOD!

Throw lithium too

what did ethan do?

despretly

lithium isn't as fun as sodium

Shading is a nuisance. But Necessary to draw a three dimensional drawing

Na, not Li

Y’know what just toss all the alkali metals in

THROW HIM IN

Ethan shall burn

and some chlorine

or yk throw in some gasline or smt

Whos ethan

and a few pounds of plutonium

ETHAN

Ethan shall burn, convince me otherwise

yo, element no. 3!

Who is Ethan?

chill lol

lithium doesn't burn. it oxidizes

I wanna take a ride on ur disco stick

no thank u

dont think to much just pull the stick

go ride ur own

im a girl ty

oh...

and id like to stay that

I want to burn Ethan! Ethan is an annoying name. It’s the sort of name you’d call a prick in a movie. He needs to be burned.

then go ride ur dads

what

don't tell that to the mod, ethan

hi toasty

uhhh my dad left to go get the milk

ur mom already got the milk...

i mean she aint wrong tho

ETHANOL IS HIGHLY FLAMMABLE

not flammable enough

Ik thats fine

we need flash powder

Hmf. Well MOST Ethans

or black powder

ehh 9/10 ethans r whores fr

ryan should be coming on soon

cuming?

no

damnit

ryan is some troll that said im a pedo

ohhh

also how old r u

15

u?

13 about to be 14 in like a week

nice

na

thats preppy

i am exactly 15 1/2 in 3 hours

why r u keeping track so much lol

well, 2hrs, 57 min

that is crazy

because numbers are fun

...

memes need dark mode

WHO TF SAYS THAT

r u okay

i do?

whats ur snap if you dont mind

dark mode is better than light mode on this website

true

im fine. i just don't struggle with math

lucky you

holy shit.. light mode is bad

but can I?

i can help you if u need help w/ math

yesss

I suck at it fr

ill try not to overcomplicate it....

wdym

Whores are cool

Some

Not all

you'll see...

ehh depends

especially if they are fucked to death

uhh in what way

kinky

hell no

nuh uh

i don't like dead bodies

so its just me?

maybe not to death

How rude! Don’t listen, Mary Lisbeth!

...

did I break you?

get informal, already

How dare you suggest such a preposterous thing! Why?

lmao

welp im a retard

because formality is unimportant on social medias

but I fr need ur help for hw?

nah, you just are the victim of a teen boy's bad sense of humor

u havent seen some of my friends

Doe I look like a person that cares? Please tell me what does that, I want to destroy all of those aspects.

ok. i won't "do" the homework for u tho

destroy might have been the wrong word if I’m being honest

*do

i never said that lol im stuck on like 3 questions

ok. take a pic of them

...

alr is there anything i can text you on

just show me the problems and i will try to explain them for u

Ooh

howwwwww

Lovely

Affection!

?

wdymm

take a picture of the questions u struggle on, and i will go through the process of how to do them

yeah but how do u take a picture on a chromebook

i think there's a camera app thing on them

chromebooks suck

is this about math

this live chatting conversation is now deceased

it moved on

Dead bodies are cool. But they stink a little, sadly

Dang it, I had to draw a Māori guy for homework and I messed up the makeup/tattoos

he looks like an old pornographer

oh

ok?

Darn

hi soopy!

Hiii cosmo =3

No. It is messed up

what is that

I find it funny that wade rlly thought he could "threaten" my cat w a grenade launcher

My cat the moment he fires the grenade launcher

It doesn't look that bad =>

A messed up Māori man. He looks like a 70 year old pornographer. He looks like he doesn’t like what he sees when he looks down in the shower.

Its not even that bad

idk anything about that stuff, so...

Forghetti spaghetti

Yes thats why I like to say forghetti

tho sometimes I forghetti thats not appropriate to use in serious conversation so sometimes that happens

its fine

its just like how I asked a friend if they were ok w photos of "Octopus Kitties" bc I forghetti thats not the real term for Tarantulas

Spaghetti is delicious!

Yeh

my dad makes good spaghetti

Fun fact: there r plushies made w fleshlights built into them bc some ppl find plushies sexually attractive

...

ok...

Pardon any grammatical errors I make, I am currently using my school computer, which is not in english so anything will be "wrong" s

sorry =<

s

oh what language is ur computer in?

ur good

Knowledge we need!

ur grammar is too good

I SENT TOO SOON

Thank you?

Norwegian

oh

start degrammarlying urself

Like me!

ur norwegian?

no

I meant degrammarlying

oh. nvm

Defitinely not!

i got that

u dumdum

yes.

be dumdum

gramar much bad

dammit, i can have my comupter in englsi hbut american

english

but

butt

ugh

u said butt

so fucking hilarious

rught soopy?

soopy?

what the hell is that keyboard nope

L

soopy is gone

I have returned

i wish i wasnt alone

i will not be on with my full attention because of my homework (the maori dude)

I was gone for less than a minute

HEY SOOPY

TOAST

HIII

Hey

hi bread that i put in a toaster