The Queen Arrives

and nobody cares about the queen

damn

lol

huh

huh?

idk

Who are you

🥐

ur mum

jk

Are you new

Are you el?

nah

im new

u?

for security reasons, how old are you.

i know its an intrusive question, but it is actually serious

I'm el tho

Me and opal are enemies now btw dont ask

ok

What the fuck did you do

I barely know both of y’all so I’m gonna stay out of your bs

let the newbie answer first. talk on another chat pls

Ok I’m sorry

16

wby?

15 1/2. ur good

Arson how did u find out about the site?

damn first day and im already learning the tea

arson is very fun

ikr

ingenious, stop interogating

um..okay

a friend

I’m not interrogating

Oh sick me too bro

lmao no way ur interrofating me

in sync rn lmao

i asked it because we had a flow of people under 12, and this place is not a good place for those types of people

? Lol I’m ingenious but you can call me Ethan maybe

ew gen alphaa

stopp

we already have an ethan here.

I’m the better one

we have a few ok gen alphas here

alrr

Imagine being gen alpha

yeah

hmmmmm idkkk bout thatt

i could never

id literally kms

Lol

Are you from the us?

the better ethannn

yea

the powerless ethan

nice

THE BETTER ETHAN

marry me ethan

Fr?

fr.

cmhere

pookie

What

wait...

lmao

wade?

whos wade?

its wade

Are you male or female I don’t wanna be gay

its totally wade

im a gril

girl**

a grill?

yes.

Why should I marry you

how hot of a grill are u

🗿

the hottest

kris?

Pedo alert (jk)

i feel that its an alt

WHO R THESE PPL

If you’re an alt we don’t care buddy

just testing u

im not an alt

well... usually

Ok got it

nice

What if it’s el? I heard she makes lot of alts.

its not el

trust me on this

Okay

man i just came here please who r these ppllll

i love being mistaken for alt accs

or a bot acc

lmfao

o new person?

heyyy

hi

how r u??

im good hbu

hi guys

i'm arson's friend

lmaoo

COPY CAT

SHHH

WHO ARE YOU GUYS

we go to the same school lmao

good thankss

cool

so they aren't double alting

I feel like you live in the middle of nowhere

oh

actually no

people

thats kinda random 💀

fr

yeah

Idk I just have a feeling

interesting

ONG I’m not a creep

sure

wtv you say

lies

stranger danger

IM NOT

I SWEAR

you sure about that?

wait, what if ingenious is the pedo here

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

EXACTLYYY

IM NOT A PEDO

uh huh

NUH UH

prove it

ur a pedo

def

prove it

How?

ik

idk*

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah

thats wild

mind blowing

On god I’m not a pedophile

yeah, ikr

honestly mind boggiling

right. ur a hebephile

no ur a furry

u sicko

Stfu you’re probably a furry

LMAOO

theres this one furry dude ik he's so weird

stop projecting

ew furries

Oh new people

fr

bro she's not a furry😭

hellooo

ur pfp is cute

hiii

hi opal!

How do I prove I’m not a pedo

bro is desperate

the more u deny it the more sus u are fr

bro chill we're just messing with you

yea

chill out homeslicce

see how it feels?

ur a pedo

gtg

what he said (idk what we talkin bout)

f a i l u r e

bye random stranger

imagine actually getting pressed over a joke

LMAOO

I wasn’t actually being pressed

i would NOT take that

fight to the death now

naw

i got my popcorn readyy cmonn

ik im joking lmfao

THEY GOT PRESSED OVER ANOTHER JOKE NO WAYY

LMAOO

oml 💀

I feel like I know y’all irl

you might

nope

not me

im a stranger

get in my van kids

Be fr

nah im like this 24/7

where do you live (like general area lmao not trying to be creepy)

nuh uh my mwommy twold me to NEVAH do dat

i dont know none of yall

oh then definitely not

no candy for u then

Lol

dats okay i still haf candy fwom EASTAH wast year

alr stangers bye bye

Bye!

on nvm my sense of time sucks

bro we still have five minutes before the bell

idk why she's trying to leave

lmfao

everyones packing up sooo

NOT MY FAULT

jeex

jeez***

wow you suck at spelling too

Have y’all seen el I need to message her rq about something

idk who that is

Are y’all friends irl

yeah

idk who that is but seen some ppl talking bout them

cheex

not recently

literally know where they live

Lucky I don’t rlly have friends

she was on like 17 minutes ago

my exact address

noooo im ur friend now

Ty

and friends tell each other where they live

cmon

say it

Btw did you see wje through a tiktok

no

nah

i told her about it

yea

How did u find out

interview time

yayy

i saw someone at my school on it

who

alr actually time to go

bye randos see ya

idk it was someone in my advisory

Wait I can’t ask where u live bc that would be creepy but like do you remember the username

buh bye

lmfao

okay yeah i gtg too

byeee

bye

Bye bye

Byeeee

oh another new perso

n

hi

Hiii

hru

Nintendo Fan 😂 My native language is not English, so sorry if I make some bad mistakes

hahaha thats okay

Thxx

how you doin

I'm fine ^^ and you?

im good!

That's nice

yeah

Do you know where the most people on WJE come from?

i think at this point most of us are from bored panda

nd others have j been here for a long time

nd sometimes random new ppl come on

bored panda? 😂

yeahh hahaha

thats where i came from

Sounds nice and funny 😅

Could you tell me what nd stands for? 🫠

and

Ah

😂

Thx :)

Queen meet King

hahaha yeah im j too lazy to type out the third letter

hey wade

Hey Mal

hru

Ah yes now it's obvious 😅 Sorrrryy

U see our msot favorite person in the world Bee is back?

nah its fine haha

wait actually

Sadly

where

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65cb84736a2984978327cd34

oh fuck

Yep

You don't like bee, right?

Bee and Toby, so a 2 for 1, lucky us

no

Avoid them at all costs. Them is generous. Avoid “IT” at all costs

hi guys

Alright guys

Heyyy

fuckin they/them pronouns smh

Hey Heroin Monkey

Facts tho

these they/them freaks needa pay attention in grammar class

😅

Don’t even refer to them as human, call it an it

lmao

And sadly they’re not gonna leave because we have no way to get rid of them

thats tough

Yep

This site slowly turns into Bp one day at a time

fr

And the only 2 people that did anything abt it r basically powerless

yep

So in other words, we are fucked.

You use many abbreviations 😂 Is that the right word?

It is very much the right word

Oki 😅👍

womp womp

Womp womp

pmow pmow

mowp mowp

owmp owmp

mpwo mpwo

hi guys

hi

I leave the chat - maybe we see us again soon 👀 Thx mal for being kind

bad transphobic deadpool

master?

please post them in the meme section

ded chat

whos on

me

ok...

except for u

poppy sucker

whos stalking

...

Ooh a new person was here!

hi jake

2 newbies

Hello Cosmologistinterntobe

2 more victims for me

Sexual predator

yes, you called?

ss

we need wade on

we need chaos

and chaos is equavilant to wade

is th enew person from tiktok

jake?

did they see my ad

DickCock?

hi kris

if so this is @ubisoftaddict

if madi had one, you would want to suck it

my display name is Kristian

ok

nobody cares about ur tiktok

Good thing she’s got a pussy

a pussy by the name of jake

DAYUMMMMM

Damn she has 2 then

i have 5 pussies

shes cheating on you?

go lick them

...

of course

u have no pussy. you only have poppy

ded chat

Dead cat

Meee??

yes

u suck poppies

poppy seed

instead of pussy

how does one suck a flower

you suck it straight from the flower

poppy flower

poppies leak poppy juice

no

yes

whos stalking

jake is stalking

simp

jake?

I’m talking to my dick

ok...

quotebook

you mean sucking your dick

you don't have one

If I’m Madi’s pussy then she’s my dick

she isn't a dick. shes more like a piranha in makeup

Bitch stfu

jk jk

She looks amazing

dead cat

Fr

but does she taste amazing?

hi toast

Hry

I sure wanna find out

Ok

Im gone

she lives in florida. it will prob be a while before u do

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TOOOOOOAST

She lives in California dawg

she does look like a dead cat

oh...

im dumb

bro, ur gonna get banned for that

SHUT UP

lol

bro got a dead cat

yes

but dead cats can be cute

and fuckable

If she’s a dead cat then that makes me a necrozoophile

their lifeless body laying on the ground

STOP SEXUALIZING HER ONLY I GET TO DO THAT

*hebonecrozoophile

WE CAN SEXUALIZE WHATEVER WE WANT

ugh

this conversation nasty

hi emily

flaps

amerson

where are u

Madi don’t look like tht 💀

NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

u posted a picture of madi. what dead cat?

exactly, why did it get deleted

huh

ill try another one

cause Jake don’t like y’all being rude to his gf

bro, make one of those corporate asks you to tell the difference memes with that

but dont be mean to Madi she’s gorgeous and funny

hey, we're just joking

Nah it was because it was a nasty pic of a gruesome dead animal

its a rug

(don't take this personally, jake)

sure

really?

i thought it was madi's face reveal

i can post it again

do it

Please don’t it was actually really nasty looking

i can find even worse ones

and don't post madi's face this time

COSMO STOPPPP

ur talking about ur gf

when?

at least this ones blurred

stop posting madis face

its blurred

Cosmo I’m telling her and she’s gonna go off on your ass

yeah, but it's still madi. post the right picture this time

bro, we're just messing with u. madi is great

poppy sucker, get the popcorn

yes

🍿

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thats enough popcorn for now

jake?

ded chat

jaked telling his mommy

what

hi amy

hi

just the average wje drama

i posted a picture of a torn up dead cat and the comment got deleted for some reason

wanna join in?

why did jake delete madi's image

u didn't post a ded cat image yet

:(

if i post it again will i get banned

BAHAHHA OMG

amerson

prob not

HI

HII

ok

i just did ten laps

i had to take wade's place

nice

it is madi. its beautiful

roadkill

hey, madi is not roadkill. did u see the image u just posted?

how else would it get torn up

um.

madi's face is not torn up

its great isnt it

its madi. why would he delete her image

and then a circuit

someone get jake to hurry up

in what

a boat

in a dead dog lake

what type and aircraft carrier

sans serif

gtg. cya guys tmrw

9/11 model

i ran today since it was windy

uss gerald r ford

that

What

the uss gerald r ford is 337 meters long

why did you delete the photo of madi

ded chat