The Never-Ending Story Project

come to think of it, it's probably gonna be a lot like homestuck but much worse quality

use ai to write it

dumbass

jkjk lmao

no it has to be completely and originally written

just an amalgamation of shit

i wanna join :<

well good luck

Main character puts fork in microwave and it explodes

One character has to be a devout pastafarian. That will be all

good idea

keep that in mind, maybe we'll do a collaborative wje story soon

Zombie apocalypse and the gay guy dies first because zombies don’t care about that shit

wade keep em coming

Actually make it a trans guy and call it May

Dude gets kidnapped and the person who kidnapped the dude is the detective solving the case

Bowl of spaghetti theory, make all the stories connected in some way

Road rage story turns into all out gun war

Alien invasion but the humans are the evil ones

Werewolf except the the wolf turns into a human at night

kidnaper gets kidnaped by his victims and tortured to death

it's the same story and same plot it just does not stop for any reason

WB old jake

nice to see you here

WW3 except WWZ

heyy

nice to see u to

Yoooooo.

hay

It’s been so long.

Gasp 2 Jakes

Jakeception

Tale of Two Jakes

yeah took a break

I have fletcher in my new class

...

Have you tasted his hands yet? 😂

lol

yess~

That sentence..

no

mhmmmmmmmmm

suuuuuuuuuuuuure

I haventtt

Jake they’re under age….well..people have sex in 6th grade nowadays

lmao just messin

i gtg )):

Bye-Bye

yeah wtf is up with that anyways

Early access to pornhub and discovery channel

true

tf they got on the discovery channel bro

You don’t wanna know.

gtg

bye jajke

cya old jake

jake

That’s blurry as hell but it looks awesome

Cya Jake

bye

its vectorized

its a bunch of shapes

and lines

Ah ok

Jake u using any of those stories?

Someone made this masterpiece

YES

yes*

*BZZZZZZZZZZ…KABLAMMAWAMMO*

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

Some asshole stomps through the house.

“BITCH WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID YOU DO?”

“I just microwaved my cereal…” says a small child with abnormally large hands.

“EDDIE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU…DON’T EAT CEREAL WITH A FUCKING FORK, DUMBASS!!!!.” says the large child who’s actually a teenager and also an asshole. “GO GET A NEW MICROWAVE BITCH.”

The older brother has an extreme obsession with swearing

but he needs a name

i wanna helppppppp

gimme ideas bro

I need fuel

DAGGER HERE

THATS PERFECT

oh for idea's you could doooo

the pro's and cons of internet

Ooo I’m in the middle!

shi bouta go fucking smart ass mode right now

Lmao

pro's and con's of war

I didn't even mean for him to microwave cereal

but its so much funnier that way

pro's and con's of any attack to any state / country / nation

fine some documents on war's or battles from large to small to wait that happend?

lol

It is lol

quick the asshole needs a name

May

nah

aww

Toby

different character

OH I GOT ONE!!!

what

WAHT

wait is it a guy or girl?

a guy

oh

shiii

ill gladly take female names too tho

Uhhhhhhhhhm

imma call him ash

Name it Ashton Parkes like Ethan said

ight lmao

Yea Ash

bro dipped

Who

jake

Yea

i feel like imma say sum finna get me canceled

My fanbase is getting bigger Your hoe is a gold digger I wear Tommy Hilfiger While I pull on the trigger Woah, woah, woah, that was risky

im here

then wade left lmao

also where tf did dagger go?

I’m here

Also May and Toby are gonna start blowing up a post so we gotta keep this at the top

lol

damn both u ching chongs left :skull

im here bro

I’m here

just writing about the dysfunctional relationship between two bros

sounds gay!

jk lol

Beat me to it

fr

I’m working on a graphic design assignment

*BZZZZZZZZZZ…KABLAMMAWAMMO*

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

Some asshole stomps through the house.

“BITCH WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT DID YOU DO?”

“I just microwaved my cereal…” says a small child with abnormally large hands.

“EDDIE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU…DON’T EAT CEREAL WITH A FUCKING FORK, DUMBASS!!!!.” says the large child who’s actually a teenager and also an asshole. “GO GET A NEW MICROWAVE BITCH.”

Eddie quickly returns with a new microwave he got from the house’s stockpile of them. He plugs it in. His older brother, the stupid asshole, pours cereal into the slightly completely shattered and obliterated bowl, then spitefully places a spoon into it, slamming it back into the microwave and breaking it more somehow. He turns it on.

“DON’T YOU EVER LET ME SEE YOU PUT A FUCKING FORK IN YOUR BOWL OF CEREAL AGAIN YOU STUPID FUCKER.” screams the brother

“Okay Ash…”

The microwave violently explodes, spraying glass and metal shards all around the room. The area around the microwave, riddled with enormous amounts of such materials, shows that this is in fact a regular occurrence in the Wood household.

“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU DUMB BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???”

“I just wanted some cereal…”

“ARGGGAHGSHG YOU’RE SO FUCKING PATHETIC YOU DUMBASS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!!!”

“OH YEAH? WELL AT LEAST IM NOT NAMED AFTER A FUCKING TREE!!!”

Ash begins to tear up.

“I…I didn’t mean it like that. I’m sorry Ash.”

Suddenly, Ash smacks Eddie across the face, the loud slap echoing through the room.

“FUCK YOU!!!”

“FUCK YOU MORE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!”

microwave part is finished

guys should I make their mom a hot milf

This is awesome

You shouldm

Describe her in depth too

and then all the other character try to bang her

Yes

Describe her SUPER in depth

Now Ethan is the one that dipped

mb

lmao

i js posted sum new

JK

WADE

https://southwestfl.fandom.com/wiki/Vehicles

pick any car and tell me the name

im going to buy tht car in game and fucking make it either a drift , race , drag car

Alr one sec

Class transfer

kk

This one

That’s some robocop terminator type shit

Suddenly, the absolute epitome of fucking beauty descends into the kitchen. Enter INCREDIBLY HOT MOM Tina Wood. Her thick-ass meaty mommy thighs squish and rub together as she waltzes into the kitchen, her jiggly mommy milkers swaying from side to side. Holy hell she is a fucking milf I’d like to fuck. Her shiny brown hair drapes down her back which is undoubtedly full of pain from supporting those massive bahoodawhonkers. She leans over the kitchen island, her sexy bust acting like a soft pillow for her arms, which are just as hot. Her pink lips part as she begins to speak. Oh mannnn I wonder what that mouth can do…

“Hi boys! Already up and at em, huh?” that sexy milf says in her hot mom voice. Holy fuck I want her to dominate me.

“Hi mom!” her sons reply in unison.

She hops up onto the table, her scrumptious ass cushioning her as she crosses her legs, those meaty thighs squeezing together. Wish my head was in there…

“Whatcha guys making?” she asks, blinking her sexy blue eyes a couple of times.

“Cereal.” replies one of those kids, I don’t even know or care who.

“Yum! Well hey boys, I gotta go work, but I’ll be home around dinner. Come tell mama goodbye.” she says, smiling with her perfect ass teeth. Both boys come over and she gives them a kiss on the cheek. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!

She heads out the door, her plump ass and hips swaying from side to side. Alas, the moment is over. No more mommy for me :(

Well hey, on the bright side, I realized I can type pretty well with one hand.

DAYUM

Yea so can I

lmao

Dude that was..something

narrator be horny af

hey, you said to go into detail

Narrator horny tho

I did..

Wait what is this essay for?

so far I'm 0.076274509803922% of the way there

it's to max out the google docs character count

wait hold on

nvm I'm 0.42470588235294% of the way there

If I write 10200 words a day I will have it finished in 100 days

damn

the one

the only

the one and only imwithstupid has reappeared