Tan(90) deg

yes

undefined

yws

I meant chocolate is alright

i lobe it

love

Arias?

Ariah?

The girlfriend I was talking about yesterday

i wish someome would bring me chocolate'

What happened to an m at the behgining?

😭

None

ong

it sounds like a ancient titans name

but

not as cool

i love

titans

emily ethan is mid

in nhie

Since when were titans cool other than teen titans go?

GREEK MYTHOLOGY

THE TITANS

also greetng emily

geetings

No.

greetings

OH SHIT THATS GREEK

I THOUGHT IT WAS ROMAN

Yes.

I'm gonna go get a snack

have fun

i hope you enjoy it

Okayyyy Bon appetit

bone appleteeth

Alr

hi wade

Hii Wadeee

we missed you

mostly toast

but still

oh shit did he leave

sorry wade

deceased disscussion

SaH! Wassup

what about me

What about you?

hello

I'm alright, how are you doingggggg

ok

then

Decently decent! Bordering on good, u?

HELLO

The fuck that’s supposed to mean

THAT WE MISSED YOU

so aggressive damn\

Is everything alright?

Yeah why

WE THOUGHT OF YOU

I am just asking

Thanks

Alr np

to me?

or

Tooooast where’d ya go

damn what did i do to you

get a snack

he left

to aquire sustenance

Ah ok

bruh

AGQHQQHJQ

chat died

Ikr?

Just like the site

I saw Eminem lyrics in a previous chat, I have been summoned

i jake

hi

i amy

Unfortunately yeah

please, continue.

Ooooo

that wa sme

Guess who’s back, back again

Shady’s back, tell yo friends

*tell a friend

I use that line 7/10 I enter a chat

Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, na na na

i've created a monster

dead chat

'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver

nvm

Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

jaek you still there

When I’m rockin the table while he’s operating

HEY

what

oh

THE MARSHAL MATHERS WAS ACC GOOD

Ok welp imma go play a game, keep singing without me without me

no

ok buye

bye

You waited this long, now stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney

Bye Jakey!

Byebye have fun, cya later

I'm bored

Samesies

But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see

yup

we should play blooket

or kahoot

hello

dead chay

Idk

Nah

ok

well

let's do the trolley problem

Toooooassst come back to mee

I thought you were someone else because of your pfp

imagine you're ina trlley

and

you can;t brake

I change it every 20 seconds

and so you have to choose to run over

either 1 person

or 5

which do tou choose

1 person

most people do

but what if

that person was your mom

PQHQHJQJQJQKQ

Told ya

still

then your answer would change

prolly

no

not for me

Yeah AGQHJQJQJA

what if those five people were

You should change it again

I will

hitler, stalin, mussolni, genghis khan, and trump

I wait

xinny?

welp

Just did again

damn i wish madi was on

or jake

Yessss

Lmao

5. Ethan, Schroeder, Christy, Kaylee, and Ethan 2.

You should change it again wade

I love this pfp tho, it just has a good vibe

huh

Naahhh

who names they kid schroeder

It does tho!

Cropped it myself!

L

TOAST

Ahhhhh i see

SAYING HIS NAME ISN'T GOING TO MAKE HIM MATERIALIZE

OMFG

that’s wtf I’m saying like bro u wanna go and talk abt my brothers gf but I seen ur nudes and thought it was an upside down pic of josh hutcherson

lmfao

TOAST DO I GOTTA SUMMON U?

he sounds like such a bitch

we conjure him

YES

vrm vrm

MADIII

HI

HIII

<3

Whistle baby, whistle baby, lemme know

Close your eyes and think about toast

SUMMON TOAST LIKE BEETLEJUICE SAH!

JAKE

UVHUSVH

I MISSED YOU

HI

HAHFIUHFA

MISSED U TOO AMYERS

Bet

Toast is almost here, I can feel it AGQGHQHQHWJW

HIII DONUT

I can’t believe you didn’t keep singing eminem

I see this every where

I DID

but they stopped

so

also hi jake

I got bored, u gotta duet with me

trig sucks

HIII <3

HE WAS BRO HE WAS LIKE “Emily ur brothers annoying asf tell him to hop off my dick” AND IM LIKE “isn’t it uncircumcised u embarassing dumb fuck?”

like

HI SAHHH

EMILY

BUVSUHIBU

LMFAO

WAdE

we live

Hi

Le Blue

EMILY👹

we love

we lie

IT WORKED

HIIIIIII

What did?

wazzzup

I knew it, I said that I felt he was almost there

Not much

was your snack a budwieser

HIIII

OMFG WE GOTTA CALL

We summoned you like Beetlejuice

OMFG YES

BET IM GOING ON RN

No

AMY U WANNA JOIN?

Madi do you like chili powder

WE CAN TALK IN CHAT

Wade

can't :(

Welcome back Taost

parents

hi donutt

have fun tho

Toast

Did you see th other post?

<3

I don’t think so, u got a link?

Yes i do especially on mango

…

hehehee

I'll get it

ikik

Alr

THTS CRAZY

THAT IDEA IS LETS FUC-

I don't wanna retell everything

but it doesn;t work with my airpods

HUH

https://coroom.app/go/sjsj

it plays out loud

the call

and they'll def hear it

Alr no problem I’ll read

What's thaatt

OUR CALL FOR EMILY

IF YALL WANNA JOIN U CAN

My friend and I developed an excellent business strategy to sell flavored condoms and lube

We made a theme song

worstjokesever.com/community/p/6585f216866fe331b4d3f587

OOPS DIDNT MEAN TO DELETE

i'm sorryyyyy :(

BUT LIKE

Like this shit was gonna be real

OMFG

Check near the end

tell me later ok :)

FUCK UR PARENTS

K lemme read rq

WHO NEEDS CONDOMS THO?

NO ONE LIKES THEM ANYWAYS

We was making it outta 8th grade gym class with that

GODDAMN

YOU HAVE GOOD GAME JAKE

Bet

WHATS THE USE

Ahhhh i okayyyyyy

chat moving fastttt

A pussy is just a big condom

U WANNA JOIN?

HCIUVSHSIUVHU

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

rawdog it madi

i do

attagirl

Peanut butter

no

Uhhh naahhh i can't speek english well, maybe another time when i improved my english

PUSSY TIGHT PUSSY CLEAN PUSSY FRESH

That was something we talked about

OH YEAH

YALL WANNA KNOW SMTH

Too much friction though

but what if you're allergic

SO YK THT JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER JAKE PUT

YEAH YEAH H

yeqah

OKK

Pussy

HE SPINNED IT THE "right" WAY

oh

HVUIHIUBHIUDBH XINY

XINNY WAIT

WAIT

UIHVUIHBUH

Damn Toast

If you spin it enough the centrifugal force makes it a spiral

Yeah

I’m sorry man

i dont think im gonna wait 😭

So you don’t talk to her anymore?

It kinda sucks, but it is what it is

Maybe

Idk though

Just gotta keep chugging alone bro

Along*

MHMMM

I mean at least you got to cuddle and she kissed you

Yeah

There is that

You’ll always have that

Cmere imma show you some centrifugal force

Yep

Imma start rotating like an airplane propeller

I’m sorry man, that sucks

But I have to go eat dinner

GIMME

You’ll find another

Don't all hop off

I won’t

Bon appetit and byebye

True

Huh why

This is why I’m single

I won’t hop off

oh

real

you still have time

That’s true, it’s not my top priority tho

toast you still here?

i just wanted to say what happened to you really sucks.

and i'm sorry.

Yeah, but it is what it is

but you'll def find someone, cause you have a cool personality.

Beeing single isn't that bad tho, but your time will come too

it sucks balls

Life is life

Exactly

can confirm

that it sucks

but ig

Never said that

having friends helps

what do u suck?

ok?

HDAFHIUFAGIU

Ice cream

nothing 😔

love you guys <3

Thanks

SAD

WADE

guess what

WHAT

what has two fins

IM INTRIGUED

and makes water sounds

me

is it me?

*shakes bag*

NO ITS FISH DUMBASS

IS IT A FISH

ohhhhh

ok

i see it now

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!

Toast I got a question

do fish make water sounds

no?

yes

they pee

and eat

Oh hiiii Flappyyyd

and sound

w a t e r

no they go

Ayoooo

AHEM

wait do they have voiceboxes

ANYWAYS

AGQGQHQHQHHQ

can they make sounds

guys you're not hot enough for this to be acceptable

VHUVSHHUB

glug glug

EXCUSEEEEE ME?

MAKE OUT IN PRIVATE

Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits

THIS AIN'T THE HUB

And get ready, cause this shits about to get heavy

WOAH UIHBSDUIHBDIUS

Excuse me??

eminem

comes in clutch everytime

I just settled all my lawsuits

oh the only sound they make is their bones rubbing together

EMINEM ATEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU DEBBEY

FUCK YOU DEBBIE!!!

so interesing

it is the hub now

EW I SPELLED IT WRONG

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A SONG FOR MEEE

JOB

SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW MEEE

IT'S JOB

NOT SONG

STFU

MADISON

I HEARD SONG

J O B

SHUT UP AMY

YEAH SHUT UP AMY

LET HER RAP

:(

ahem anyways

NOW EVERYBODY

oh oh i know that song

JUST FOLLOW ME

im so cool

yes

you are

CAUSE WE NEEDA LITTLE

CONTROVERSY

I FORGOT THE TREST

trest

HIS MOM DEBBIE UGLY ASF

CAUSE IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME

WHY HER HAIR SO FUCKIN YELLOW

IT IS EMPTY TF

WE CAN CHANGE THT THO

🤯

Man I have 3 generations of my family around me

This is wild

That’s crazy

Qade

Foast

Qade

Jak

Midi

Jaxe

Caide

Ead

Oast

Good times

Cane

Indeed

Cocaine Wade

Maid Wade

Even better times

Mmm

Maids

GYATT

Tird

Tied

Terid