We need to talk

First off, Jake, control y girlfriend. She is an annoying little fuck who takes advantage of being your girlfriend and thinks she is superior. You are my friend, but I will not tolerate any simping or defending something wrong. Second, don’t ever ban my son again. I will tell him to cease hating on Jews.

I never took advantage nor do i think im superior

I just talk alot

that's literally it

WHAT?! I am not going to cease hating on Jews. Jews... JEWS ARE THE ONES FUCKING UP THE SITE. Cosmo and opal are Jews. That Sooploosh guy is Jewish. And not to mention Jews are the ones who advocate and make laws for all the degeneracy like LGBTQ, racemixing, mass immigration. What's not to hate?

DAGGER JR THEY ARE JEWS

oop- 0-0

NOBODY CARES BOUT THEM UNLESS THEY PISSING PEOPLE OFF

naaawwww this is craazzzyyyy everyones ganging up against dagger the mod 0-0 good luck yall-

That's the point. Everyone ignores the Jews, so they get up to tricks in the background.

We're not ganging up against him.

sure seems like it 0-0

Dagger could ban everyone in this chat right now. In fact, WE ARE BANNED.

we are?????

Well, to be fair, I was banned by Jake, but Donut was banned by Dagger.

im not i havent done anything wrong so far-

i dont like causing probs on this site ngl

I honestly dont care WHAT YALL DO ILL EVEN JOIN IN

lmao

but dont say im taking advantage of my boyfriend

because im not that kind of greedy person

Jake means alot to me and I defend his name more than anyone else here

Ah okay so it wasn’t Jake it was Madi. Close enough

I don't mean to be rude, but he can be a bit of an ass sometimes.

Fine, dad, but on the new website there won't be any toleration of Jews.

what is it with u and jews?

This is my alt for being mature. I swear I’m not retarded, with split personality amity disorder, I just like this account for using proper grammar.

There's a lot to cover that I don't have the energy to post here, especially knowing that COWARD Jake will delete it.

Hi virgo.

They’re all disgusting and dirty.

In my personal opinion.

he isn't here for now.

“God’s chosen people,” No. They are not. Just entitled brats.

and I kinda want to get on ur nerves

BASED. Finally another antisemite on this site. I thought I was talking to brick walls all this time.

Relatable

They think that because they believe in God, it makes them allowed to take whatever they want, claiming it to be “God’s word.”

and what have they done to you?

what about the non-observant?

They don't. There's a lot going on behind the scenes. For a start, search up "John Money gender", "USS Liberty", "Holocaust inconsistencies", "Blackrock company" (CEOS), "Amazon CEO, Facebook CEO,"... so much to cover. And Jake will delete it all anyway because he doesn't want to understand. He wants it to remain "le schizo conspiracy". Just like Daddy Government wants.

Being Jewish is a religion, not a race. The “non-observants” are not Jews.

Conversations with yourself? That doesn’t count.

Like I said, schizophrenic.

Are you having hallucinations from talking to Jews?

The non-observants are just Hebrews. I never trust anyone that looks Hebrew, because the more Jewish DNA they have the more slimy they seem to be. They often pretend to be atheist or Christian.

(No response) Did they shadowban me?

Hebrews are better then Jews.

No, you’re good.

so dna is what is causing problems?

Not much, and usually Hebrews who claim they are "non-observant" are just pretending not to be Jewish to not be persecuted.

why? u want to fuck the table?

Well, Hebrews are actually inbred and racemixed.

Edonites and Canaanites.

But better, because if they are pretenders, at least they keep their Jewish beliefs to themselves.

Are you autistic?

Because they're inbred they have evil thoughts and religions.

how does inbreeding cause evil thoughts?

Many (mostly Ashkenazi, as Sephardic Jews are more "pure" so to speak) are autistic, schizophrenic, psychotic. Because their brains are all fucked up due to inbreeding.

Inbreeding causes mental illness. Mental illness causes evil thoughts.

I feel as though “lion cub” maybe be an inbred autistic Jew. What do you think?

I dislike when people refer to Jews as "evil" or "demons" (seriously) as that is major bullshit. They are just mentally ill.

Maybe so.

To be honest, I know you don’t agree with me, but black people are normal.

Blacks in Africa, I respect them far more.

nope. my family has been atheistic for multiple generations. I believe that my family used to be buddhist

I appreciate Kanye West, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Dogg.

so like, almost none of them?

They managed to survive in that harsh and unforgiving environment and are slowly becoming more and more civilized. Meanwhile American blacks diminish the civilization created by white people.

you sound like one of those maga idiots

The first slavers were not white. You need to do research. And not on wikipedia. Anyone can edit that. It's not reliable, but ESPECIALLY not for political issues. Even the creator of Wikipedia says not to trust it.

I hate Trump.

They should only be hating on those retarded hillbillies in the South, who, guess what: WERE INBRED.

so u like biden?

despite his brain being mush

Inbreeding leads to a decline in cognitive functions, which leads to evil thoughts such as advocating for slavery.

I hate Trump as well.

No, what the fuck? Biden is a senile pedo.

The world isn't black and white like you think.

He’s a retarded autist who got no love as a child.

no. it leads to lower iq and facial deformalities

ur right. there are yellows, browns, and the worst, orange

What the fuck do you think a decline in cognitive functions means?

I’m aware of the fact there was slavery before America even existed.

Lol, you're a direction-brain. "Leftist Rightist Leftist Rightist". It doesn't work like that.

there are multiple forms of extreme right movements. such as facism

and dag jr sounds like a fascist

Lion, there’s a little thing called nuance

Oh, God. Stop making things up and assuming we understand you.

Lion cub

your good

What does that have to do with anything lol

I know Jake can seem like an ass sometimes but he means well

yeah. I think I just found a perfect thesis assignment

.......

What does anything have to do with anything?

I SAID JAKE NOT YOU

sorry. I thought u meant with this convo between the dipshits here

What does he have to do with anything?

^^ THEY SAID THIS TO ME DAGGER

NOTHING TO DO WITH U

I’ve been seeing a lot of shit about Jake lately, why does he matter to 90% of the site?

Hes amazing <3

I AGREE WITH DAGGER ON THAT

he's a mod, with some opinions that the dipshits here disagree with

…

I dont disagree

Ok? So? Still just a random user on a random joke site. What are you a simp?

Disagree.

Sharing your opinion like anyone cares. What a shame.

she is his gt

DUH IM HIS GIRLFRIEND OFC I AM

You are wrong and I will expunged why: you don’t know what nuance is and you refuse to comprehend that maybe people can agree some topics and disagree with others

its not being a simp if you care for your significant other

Oh you’re his squeeze.

squeeze?

Drop the act, you ain't fooling anybody.

tf is that mean?

You're one of those BoredParasites.

Donut, Check UWU.

KK

I don’t expect people to care, I say what I want to and if people have something to say then cool

We can all tell.

BoredParasites? The fuck is that?

Cool.

are someone we already know.

some community that people here hate

Place your bets, everybody.

Which would you perfer?

I'm guessing it's Jake.

at least he has a dick and a gf to use it on

HADIUHAFUHAFU

So you ain't Jake, or you would've banned me already. I'll figure out who you are later.

(no offense)

ur good

I MISS JAKE THO WE WERE HAVING FUN EARLIER

oc

SOBBING

their acc is from the 16th

I’ve been here a bit but made an account recently

Mostly been lurking in jokes

I know.

So would you say that you would check the community page often or no.

And are you an alt or not?

my hands burn bro

i lifted heavy ass textbooks

AND FOR ONE I AM NOT A SUPER STRONG GIRLY OK

oof.

BUT...i did manage to lift it above my head and put it on my shelf

Now you’ve put me in a tight spot

congrats!! you can lift textbooks!!!!! ABOVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

Yes

why does nobody in this chat have a pfp lmao

HEAVY TEXTBOOKS

I’m assuming yes.

Thinking of getting one

lifted about 4 of them stacked on eachothe-

aubrey is the fuckin problem.

AY AY AY NOT LIKE THT

stfu w yo ugly ass aubrey.

LOOOOOOOLLL

AUBREY KISS MY ASS

Hello, Rylee. Please get back to me on UWU Crew.

i would walk you like a dog but how can i walk something you already are.

I’ll say I’m an alt just to increase speculation

WALK ME LIKE A DOG BITCH WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

So an instigator of the drama or are you just an attention seeker.

hey i got to go. I need to get 2 more hours of rest :(

And by drama, you mean the current drama in the community correct?

Attention seeker, talks similar, etc.

BYE SIMBA

lol.

cya

Jake

SOUNDS LIKE JAKE

So, so far we have two guesses?

Has to be Wade.

God, I hate Wade. Honestly.

I do too

He’s been getting on my nerves recently

I’ve been reading some of the arguments lately and he plays a huge role in most of them

Yup, I feel like I have to argue with him about everything nowadays

I normally wouldn’t have a problem with him, but I feel like the hypocrisy and sneaky instigating is going too far.

i agree

im chill w him as a person

like if you have a one on one conversation hes normally fine

but like

He seems a bit retarded

hes being such a fuckin hypocrite lately

and

is js dick riding dagger and dagger jr

ohhhhhh

him

roach

It’s possible

Yeah.

I feel like dj’s manipulating him ig? Like he’s telling wade that he’s the sites only hope and whatnot

Yup.

I disagree. I’ve never seen that happen.

That also means Wade is a gullible fool

Dagger Jr. treats Wade like he treats everyone.

And you would know, having to go to school with him and all.

it could be possible, but ig wades just always like that, even on bp before when he was trolling everyone, he would become somewhat of a hypocrite to please some people, such as toast n chex

Possibly

which also is why its extra extra odd

bc he called them based for banning chexy

which

yk

And he’s done exactly what Chex has done as well.

I have screenshots.

NO EXACTLY

The dude has the word “based” in his profile picture

me personally

the word based

IS SO FUCKING CRINGY

It is. Especially when overused to a certain point

I hate that word.

It annoys me.

unironically using it is embarrassing tbh

like bsfr its almost 2024

Rylee, is it true that you're cheating on Elijah?

I don’t think the word “based” was ever a thing, honestly.

But I feel like he’s saying things like “mods aren’t doing anything about banning. You are our only hope for this site” maybe I’m just thinking about it cause I disagree with it. I dunno

I heard some people say that you're cheating on him with another girl

It’s either that or Wade is going on a power trip

He does complain about mods quite often, but I don’t think he ever purposely baits Wade.

NO BUT LIKE EXACTLY SO ITS EXTRA BAD

what other girl lmao?

I dunno man

yesterday i was walkin out of school holdin my friends hand to make her ex mad..

This was made as of January: “Based is a slang term that originally meant to be addicted to crack cocaine (or acting like you were), but was reclaimed by rapper Lil B for being yourself and not caring what others think of you—to carry yourself with swagger.”

and i told eli abt it. but believe whatever you want lmao, js keep eating my name.. next time i hope it tastes like fuckin sardines bitch.

disrespectfully to.

That’s honestly real. You have to act extra gay when you know her boyfriend (or ex) doesn’t like it.

It’s just weird how he says it, but hopefully it’s right this time

Wait, what examples?

EXACTLY, LIKE THATS WHAT ALMOST EVERY GIRL DOES, my b i didnt know i had to please A77..

Lies

ur funny

I don’t know, maybe your intuition being right often isn’t the best way to describe it. I just mean that you think before you speak, and you wouldn’t purposely lie over something. You quite honestly just speak what you think.

All your relationships are funny

You guys just took over this post.

how are you going to say what i did or didnt do?

It’s not yours.

4 different boyfriends in 3 months is crazy

Oh thank you. I try my best

your mental stability is funny.

4 boyfriends

You have bipolar so I know you can't be talking

jesus

4 DIFFERENT ONES?

Yes

i dated ethan for 2 months.. then tyler.. then eli?

I know. I mean they came in and started talking just the two of them on a post that was already being talked on, and now they’ve taken it over.

DAMN

been with Jake for solid 2 months <3

The amount of wrinkles and freckles on Rylee's face is equivalent to how many STD's she has lol

and u have to hide yourself.

I HAVE NO WRINKLES LMAO

she doesnt have wrinkles

NOR STD;S

shes litterally flawless

WTF ARE U ON

When you raise your eyebrows you do

who doesnt?

You look like an old ass granny with your new hair

not me actually doing it to see if they right

and your built like a old ass granny?

she looks gorgeous with her new hair actually

Not at all

clearly you are

im not made to please you?

Mhm.

77 year old granny

Anyways, Ricky, you should get back on your other account.

And I’ll get on my other account.

Alright. See you soon then

No, but if you were a normal and decent human being, you would have shown that you're capable of having a stable relationship

Huh.

HICKERY DICKERY

and i am?

Anyways, have you guessed who I am yet?

no

Jake.

Nope

all i know is that I MISS JAKE

A freak.

HAH

AD

Nope

Elijah?

Nope

RYLEE

CHECK UWU

Keith?

Nope

Chevy?

Hm

Nope

which one are you lying on.

I'm someone who you might least expect

Raymon?

I'm not lying on any of them

Who the hell is Raymon?

however u spell his name

YOUR MOM

I don't know who he is but nope

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH