Ridiculous Place

lol the excuses

Uhm, thank you

I think im normal, thanks

Well, hey, that's great, Friendly!

Oh, my dude. Your comments are like....if someone who was consistently clueless but tried. You try so hard.

I see myself as human

That's perfect

I mean, you commented? Not many did. So....what does that say about you?

wowowoowooww

Wowwww?

I also think I am a human

I think

I think I'm gay

Jk

right?

where do i fall?

the fact that you replied TWICE says so much about you

AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END

NOTHING ELSE MATTERRRRSSSSSS

I probably fall in the middle somewhere

Hey Sorry, but you just got in my way I promise honey, I can feel your pain And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit Does that make me insane? Haven't been the same since I expired Doesn't mean that I plan to retire And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire

Actually I actually wonder where I fall under now.

what am i?

Why did you make an account for the sole purpose of shitting on this one joke

Making an account takes like 2 seconds

True

But…why?

Shitallica is gay listen to bluegrass instead

YEEHAW

Metal is cope imagine needing electricity to use a stringstrument LMFAO

SCRAP ALL METALHEADS

It does?

Bro, get out of here.

I mean, there's no wrong answer, bro.

Nice, dude.

He's got nothing but time apparently

Sweet.

You do you, my dude.

you got the lyrics wrong smhhh

what am i

You seem pretty cool 😎

how bout me?

hey conrad

We haven't talked much but you seem cool. I don't see you spewing crap like a lot of peeps.

Yo bud, how's it going?

hi val!

GOD IF THATS VAL…..

VAL IS SO ANNOYING

HATE HER TBH

SHES WHAT MY FRIEND GROUP CALLS "A MOTHER OF THE WORLD"

FR BRO

(THAT IS AN INSULT)

VAL DOES THAT SHIT THT PISSES ME OFF

SHE DOES

"oh wow, if that was my kid, i would have them banned immediately!"

"grounded for life!"

LIKE

OK

BUT

“if I was your parents I’d be ashamed!”

LIKE STFU.

UR FAT AND UGLY LEAVE ME ALONE

BHAHAHHS

ACTUALLY

cheez-its

ITS SAD BC SHE HAS ACTUAL KIDS

I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM

BUT PROBABLY CARES MORE ABOUT THE KIDS ON BP

"HELP VAL I THINK IM QUADGENDER BUT IDK :(:(:((((((("

goldfish are better.

I FEEL LIKE VALS THE TYPE OF PERSON TO BE THE MUSIC TEACHER UN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND ABSOLUTELY WREAK HER KIDS SOCIAL LIFE

Guys look at this cool thing

Absolute facts

there are leaves

THATS SO ACCURATE

Yeah I can see that

crucnh

OH MY NECK hurts

how did that happen

smh

Did you crucnh your neck

I don't get it. I'm not a chick.

no

MY POSTURE HAS BEEN SO FUNNY THOUGH

Flaps you’re starting to seem less like a Brooklyn/Sarah and more like an Olivia

thx (:

oh wow

thanks ig??

MY COUSINS NAME IS OLIVIA

Hello

hello

Hey

wsg?

I HATE HATE HATEEEEEEEEEEEE OLIVIAS

Hey Virgil

hi virgo

Oh hey Cosmo

hi again toast

Hey guys

*Virgo but I forgive u

lmao

Do you?

yes

Are you sure?

BUT SHES SO SWEET 😭😭

Hey flaspoy

hey tostt

cant spell

jage

is that you

oh it is

YUCK

EW

Rip

OH HEY CHIMICHANGA

💀 wild

Bro chimichangas are ngl my 5th fav

1. Menudo 2. Pozole 3. Tamales 4. Tostadas 5. Chimichangas

that just opened up so many more nicknames for u

Oh rlly , how?

“HEY TOSTADAS” “HEY TAMALES” “HEY AVERAGE MEXICAN MAN”

Bro 💀

hi guys

I-A CHOKED-A ON SOME CHORIZOOOO

.

Ngl chorizo and eggs AND chorizo and potatoes

Crap lemme list this alll

I’ve been summoned

Menudo 2. Pozole 3. Tamales 4. Tostadas 5. Chimichangas 6. CARNE EN SU JUGO 7. Chorizo and eggs or potatoes 8. SOPA DE LIMA

HI WADE

1.Menudo 2. Pozole 3. Tamales 4. Tostadas 5. Chimichangas 6. CARNE EN SU JUGO 7. Chorizo and eggs or potatoes 8. SOPA DE LIMA

i like soapapillas

sopapillas

dunno how to spell it

but they’re good

also also uh enchiladas

AYEE ENCHILADAS goes in my like 9th

what are sopapillas i never understood

i just consume them

also churros with mexican chocolate

also quesadillas

and fajitas

man i love mexican food

SHIIIII BOTH THOSE FIRE DR

you should eat sopapillas

FR MEXICAN FOOD IS 1000%

sopapillas with h mexican chocolate/ honey is bomb

makes me wanna hop over a border or two

Ngl when I go out to dos chili's ( not fucking normal chili's) I'll order that

you should fr they’re amazing

Shi ever had menudo with carna assada?

Idk how to spell it

i would give up everything for churros

no but i should try it

Oml it's so

Makes me wana eat it forever

i like crane asads

carne asads

“crane asads” 💀💀

Like bro u gotta add the alot of lemon, cilantro , onion. And right there is a master piece

but i don’t like menudo that much

it’s cause i don’t like tripe

.

SORRY BRO

I JUSY CANT EAT TRIPE

have u had pozole?

THE TRXURRE IS UUHH

Ngl idrc abt tripe I care abt thr flavor and it's richness 🗿

the soup

right

Yes the soup

with hominy

yeah it’s good

my friend’s mom makes really good enchiladas

Instead of normal chicken or beef add carna assada

assada

i love pork carnitas

Bro you’re Mexican spell it right

Bro if u see me and there's a party with menudo allat shit finna be gone in 2 servings

jake

uh

Uh what

Wym Jake? I've always said .... oh waif does this make me even more edgar????

uh you’re gay

No

I'm not

jake is

he’s a little fruit tart

Oh

Yeah Amy femboys arent gay

gonna squish him

with my combat boots

...yes?

shut up i bet you lick femboys thighs

Wym spell it right?

you spelled it assada

Carne asada

Oggg

KILL YOUAELF

MOD ABUSR

FUCK

Shuttt itttt brooo my auto correct does it

I’m not an elf

FUCKING CHERRY TART

GO EAT FICK

DICO

DICK

YOU DICK EATER

Fick dico?

😭😭😭

moving on

Amy are you okay

i have not slept because of study

Damn

i have consumed 3 5 hour energys

Shi bro mexican foods is the best food in da world

Change my mind

I sleep too much and Madi gets mad at me

That’s correct

Italian is a close second

how much caffeine is in 3 5 hour energys

Third would have to be Indian food

🗿

Enough for 15 hours

sleeping too much is a problem i would like to have

HAHAHA BATH

Ew no

MATHT

Japanese

MATH

GUYS I LOVE CHIPOTLE

:,(

REAL

That doesn’t count as Mexican food

i’ve already gotten dunked enough for being indian come on now 😢

chipotle is my designated after meet meal

at least lemme have that bro

ok idc its still yummy

Emily and Flappy are you the same person

ur right bc all of the workers there are fine white guys from my school

You always show up at the same time

True , Chipotle doesn't count.

no

You both eat too much chipotle

I WAS HERE BEFORE HER

And you have basically the same personality

there’s this really good mexican restaurant near me

no ?

it’s called uh

um

noo

?

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA I HAVE AN ADDICTION

la cocina

SAME

ITS ACTUALLY LIKE AN HOUR AWAY

BUT

La cocaina

ITS SO GOOD

ISTG

👽

All the estupio gringó's

chipotle 🥰

Go to Chipotle

Flappy flappy have you ever been to a restaurant called Murrilos

its very spicy though and i have like no spice tolerance smh

I was just there

Or is it murrillos

no

I think it’s that

whats that

brb i gotta go scam an old lady with dementia out of her bank info

ur an estupido puta

Idk a dope ass Mexican place I used to go to in the bay area

it sounds like a place where they would serve armadillos

Chipotle is where all the Loco Blancos go.

ohhh bet what city

In tejas? Bay city ?

CRAZY RICH ASIANS

Idk but I’m like 90% sure there’s one in SF

Ethan ur literally all of these words

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO NORTH

WHAT

you PINCHE PENDEJO MIERDA

Bro rlly had to look em all up and couldn't say wilddd

"swear words in mexican"

no bc I can’t spell

Rip

maybe not the only one I can find is in Vacaville

i can.

liar

spell

….

uh

I JUST SQUISHED MY CATS TAIL A LITTLE I FEEL BAD

idk

Ngl virgo ud probably still say it wrong 💀

i-d-k

I can say puta

Ayooo

MY FRIEND

Mwahahahaha

and then proceed to cuss out in English

BROUGHT IN THIS MEXICAN FOOD YESTERDAY

Pinche gringo

SHE GAVE SOME TO ME

THEY LOOKED LIKE PANCAKES

BUT THEY WERENT.

Pink cheese green ghost

CHORIZO???

If I was virgo this is how you type them corectly

THEY LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE PANCAKES

WERE THEY LIKE POTATO PANCAKES??

IDK THEY WERE SWEET

noooo they were like stiffer

Chorizo is a sausage thing

wait a minute cause the first half of that sentence is wild

Latkes?

That’s Jewish

see I got chorizos one time and then some potato pancakes came with them

Ah okay

and like poached egg

poached eggs are DISGUSTING

it was so good but I love chipotle more

what do you get at chipotle

OKAY flappy BIRD u literally LAY EGGS U STUPID ESTUPIDO

bowl

¡Jodete pendjo Loco blanco¡

Chipotle is Mexican food for basic white girls

Emily are you a basic white girl?

yeah ethan just imagine me saying that to u rn

Bro.... u just said stupid twi s......

no simply because I’m not white

Nah

They weren't kidding about you, were they? You're very intense.

Are you a basic Asian girl who acts like a basic white girl

YOURE THE ONE SAYING FLAPPY BIRD SMH.

You just said you stupid stupid 💀

no bc my entire friend group is non white ppl

Ethan do you have Huevos?

Emily is this you and your friends

Yes I do have chicken eggs we use to cook with obvi we mexican like tht

no

Smh a real Mexican would know what that means

You ain’t got no huevos fool

I was boutta to say “Connrad’s post, but where is Connrad?”

You mean bitches?

If you do, they’re itty bitty ones

Dammit. Said that wrong

it means testicles ethan

🙄

,,,,,i

Maricón

BRO YK THERES MANY WAYS TO SAY IT STUPID

Pelotas

Dude Im in class. I don't have that kind of time.

quit lying

you’re val

My bad, forgot about timezones

M-hmmmm

LIKE HOP OFF AND CHINGA TU MADRE ESTUPIDO

no you

VETE A LA CHINGADA

ACTUALL NVM

I AINT FINNA SYART SHIT

Rip

huh

. 💀 damn auto correct

Think it's fixing my words 💀

Its all good. Let her flap her mouth. Just makes her look stupid.

Go charge ur phone

done

ANYWAYS

Lol

WHERES FLAPS

HII

OH YA ETHAN

Idk where tht Blanco chichi went

Yes?

It does

(we should call)

WSP W U AND RYLEE

And you're stuck in Amy's asshole but nobody's listening

nuh uh

Uhm so I broke up with her BUTTTT WAIT A MIN E,,E EXPLAIN ITS RLLY SMART

oh yeah uh huh

you’re val.

i’ve seen the bp conversation

please.

(I want screenshots)

im doinf work rn

ME TOO

in a minute

uwu them

to me

like

i’m studying

asap

smh

BUT

even though i’m going to fail

So I broke up with her because she's back into daep but the thing is I said can we break up but be really good friends and even though it hurt her I'm glad it's wodkin

can any of you help

But it's not cuz she indaep it's cuz the stress abt talk

Ethan I hate to break it to u but that’s not “really good friends”

From there to here and etc

imma brb

Yeah ik I js

guys

bio

help?

AMY SCREENSHOTS

Connrad can’t be Val, Connrad is cool

THEN ILL HELP

no offense emily

but

i don’t trust you

Couldn't deal with the shit , like u don't know what I hear and it fuckijg socks badly

for bio

okay but hypothetically if it was

what would you do?

he called me a bunch of shit and keeps saying jake is in love with me.

I wouldn’t care if Val is Connrad

I’m sorry bro you’ll be okay

Val’s annoying as shit

She’s fat and old and needs to get a life

and there’s a ton more screenshots

Yeah and you all rode her dick on Bp

i’m just too tired to get them

I’m talking abt bp

i’ll get those to you later

once i’m done with bio

trust

that’s why I hate her you idiot is bc she and I got into an argument

oh yeah wsg wade

but she lowkey looks like she has a dick 💀

....who....

she has a husband apparently

SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN

she was nice to me ig

huh

but she was overbearing

Gtg

Some Bp adult who I always got into fights with

OKAY NOW NOT TOO MUCH BC U GLAZED HER AND NATHANIEL SO MUCH

Dude she did..

i genuinely liked them

You all did tho so can’t blame Amy too much

key word being liked

I HATED NATHANIEL BRO

i’m pretty sure nathaniel left

cough yeah you too

good

I hope he died

Back

I hated them both and Nathaniel dipped after we left

pedophile fat dumb fuck

Not me, I didn’t like them at all

uh huh

Wow. You guys are wild. I would definitely love to see the screenshots. Let me see.

That’s crazy, you don’t remember anything do you?

help

omfg you sound exactly like her too

Like imagine trusting someone and people Bend the trust to the max

clueless and so helplessly obsessed with the lives of teenagers

well like that was a long time ago but also u loves blowing up Nathaniel’s posts and talking to him about…. Comics?

yeah but that’s other people

and I feel like for her it must’ve got exhausting to have her boyfriends opinion OF HER affected by his friends

Ik but it's alot of people against one person , like imagine a teacher this happend btw tell you to end ur ties with her

And I've trusted and I still do

Hello

PLEAS EHEP

Hey Toast

literally where is jake

Hey Wade

hey toast

We were full on arguing

I'm watching a video about the Deadpool game

Imm guess a

I want that game so bad bro

idk what I’m saying is that u guys are like 13 ik but it’s hard to want one person yet with that one person comes a whole friend groups opinions

WHY

Bro

It’s A