Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
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Dumbass fake rapboat
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I SHOVE MY COCK ON EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS
Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
RealBøat
Yes they do gurl
Explain Bear
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
RealBøat
You know what else is massive
Explain Bear
Your brain, if it were actually massive, maybe then you'd come up with a joke that isn't complete trash. But it's not, so here we are.
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RealBøat
EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain Bear
You're still on about that? Get a new joke, you absolute idiot. My form is peak bear, not some warped fantasy you keep peddling. It's sad, really.
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