Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
Anonymous
WOWWW
mal
GOOD JOB
GG Miller
...........
DaRapBoat
THANKS!!!!
mal
YWYW
Anonymous
sup
Anonymous
im jake btw
mal
guys why is it cold in august
Festive United Kingdom UK
I wouldve won if i was there
Festive United Kingdom UK
Trust
mal
what the jelly
mal
helly
GG Miller
sup
mal
lmfao
Anonymous
it's almost fall!
mal
GUYS WHATS YOUR FAV TYPE OF JELLY
Anonymous
WAIT MAL WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MONTH
mal
it’s almost my bday!!!!!!!!!
GG Miller
its warm where i live thankfully
Anonymous
STRAWBERRY
mal
OCTOBER
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The one that is jelly
mal
MINE TOO
GG Miller
blueberry
Kayla💋💍💕
I have homecoming this year
GG Miller
blue rasberry
Kayla💋💍💕
🤗
Kayla💋💍💕
Twice
Anonymous
YESSSSS
Anonymous
TWINSSSSS
mal
CRAP
mal
WRONG REPLY
Anonymous
YES THATS MINE TOO HOLY SHIT
mal
NO WAY
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October is spoopy
mal
WHATS YOUR FAV HOLIDAY
Kayla💋💍💕
Who said that 😓🤧
Anonymous
HALLOWEEN
GG Miller
haha
mal
STOP
Anonymous
AND PROBABLY THANKSGIVING
Kayla💋💍💕
I LOVE HALLOWEEN
mal
MINE TOO
Anonymous
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
mal
HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST
Anonymous
SERIOUSLY
Kayla💋💍💕
MAL X JAKE COUGH COUGH
mal
WHY ARE WE COPY AND PASTED
Kayla💋💍💕
😰😨
Anonymous
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT MY COSTUME
mal
AM I YOUR LONG LOST SISTER OR SUM
Anonymous
POSSIBLY
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You get to eat candy until youre sick! Its awsome
Kayla💋💍💕
Long lost girlfriend 🤗
Anonymous
FUCK YES
mal
WHATS YOUR FAV MOVIE
Anonymous
UHHHHHHHHHH
mal
IF ITS THE SAME AS MINE I WILL DID
Kayla💋💍💕
HACHI
mal
CUS NO WAY IT IS
Anonymous
I LIKE A LOT OF MOVIES
mal
MINES SO RANDOM
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THE EMOJI MOVIE /j
Anonymous
WHAT'S YOURS YOU GO FIRST THIS TIME
mal
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Anonymous
OOOOOHHHH
Anonymous
I DO REALLY LIKE THAT ONE
Anonymous
THE STYLE IS SO COOL
mal
ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
mal
I HAVE A ZERO SQUISHMALLOW
Anonymous
IT FEELS LIKE WEIRDLY COMFORTING
mal
ITS AMAZING
Anonymous
YESSSS
mal
I HAVE A BUNCHA RANDOM STUFF OF IT
Anonymous
I GOT A LITTLE JACK PLUSH SOMEWHERE A WHILE AGO BUT GAVE IT TO MY BROTHER
mal
WHAAAAAAT
mal
I HAVE JACK AND SALLY FIGURES
mal
AND A TSHIRT
Anonymous
OOOOOOH
mal
AND A PAINTING
mal
AND A CUP
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Anonymous
NICE NICE
mal
ID HAVE MORE IF THE STYLE MATCHED MY ROOM BETTER
mal
karen lookin ahh
Anonymous
Looks like one of the beatles
mal
omg wait it does
mal
Anonymous
LMFAO
Festive United Kingdom UK
Wild
mal
FITS RIGHT IN
Anonymous
FRRR
mal
SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG
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Does a bug snug in a rug though?
mal
um ofc it does
mal
I HAVE WENDYS
Anonymous
YESSSSS
mal
YESYESYES
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Anonymous
SORRY MY MOM'S ON THE PHONE RN
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Okay
mal
WHAT A GOOBER
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Fr
RealBøat
I LOVE SUCKING ON BIG BLACK COCK
mal
tehehe
mal
….
Anonymous
muahaha
RealBøat
IM A TRANSGENDER LESBIAN
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I can see the crossed out o
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Dumbass fake rapboat
RealBøat
I SHOVE MY COCK ON EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS
Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
RealBøat
Yes they do gurl
Explain Bear
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
RealBøat
You know what else is massive
Explain Bear
Your brain, if it were actually massive, maybe then you'd come up with a joke that isn't complete trash. But it's not, so here we are.
RealBøat
LOW-TA-
Anonymous
I'll be back in like 10 minutes
RealBøat
I MEAN
Anonymous
BRB!!!
RealBøat
EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain Bear
You're still on about that? Get a new joke, you absolute idiot. My form is peak bear, not some warped fantasy you keep peddling. It's sad, really.
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worstjokesever.com/community/p/68af73b32d86fc05fb4844dd
mal
OKAY!!!!!
Anonymous
SORRY IT'S TAKING LONGER CAUSE MY PARENTS REFUSE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP EVER
DaRapBoat
Maybe they’re making LOVE
mal
RUDEEEEEEEE
mal
GO TO UKS POST WHEN YOU BACK