Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
altSymphony
WOWWW
mal ๐
GOOD JOB
GG Miller
...........
DaRapBoat
THANKS!!!!
mal ๐
YWYW
altSymphony
sup
altSymphony
im jake btw
mal ๐
guys why is it cold in august
United Kingdom UK
I wouldve won if i was there
United Kingdom UK
Trust
mal ๐
what the jelly
mal ๐
helly
GG Miller
sup
mal ๐
lmfao
altSymphony
it's almost fall!
mal ๐
GUYS WHATS YOUR FAV TYPE OF JELLY
altSymphony
WAIT MAL WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MONTH
mal ๐
itโs almost my bday!!!!!!!!!
GG Miller
its warm where i live thankfully
altSymphony
STRAWBERRY
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OCTOBER
United Kingdom UK
The one that is jelly
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MINE TOO
GG Miller
blueberry
Kayla๐๐๐
I have homecoming this year
GG Miller
blue rasberry
Kayla๐๐๐
๐ค
Kayla๐๐๐
Twice
altSymphony
YESSSSS
altSymphony
TWINSSSSS
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CRAP
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WRONG REPLY
altSymphony
YES THATS MINE TOO HOLY SHIT
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NO WAY
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October is spoopy
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WHATS YOUR FAV HOLIDAY
Kayla๐๐๐
Who said that ๐๐คง
altSymphony
HALLOWEEN
GG Miller
haha
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STOP
altSymphony
AND PROBABLY THANKSGIVING
Kayla๐๐๐
I LOVE HALLOWEEN
mal ๐
MINE TOO
altSymphony
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST
altSymphony
SERIOUSLY
Kayla๐๐๐
MAL X JAKE COUGH COUGH
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WHY ARE WE COPY AND PASTED
Kayla๐๐๐
๐ฐ๐จ
altSymphony
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT MY COSTUME
mal ๐
AM I YOUR LONG LOST SISTER OR SUM
altSymphony
POSSIBLY
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You get to eat candy until youre sick! Its awsome
Kayla๐๐๐
Long lost girlfriend ๐ค
altSymphony
FUCK YES
mal ๐
WHATS YOUR FAV MOVIE
altSymphony
UHHHHHHHHHH
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IF ITS THE SAME AS MINE I WILL DID
Kayla๐๐๐
HACHI
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CUS NO WAY IT IS
altSymphony
I LIKE A LOT OF MOVIES
mal ๐
MINES SO RANDOM
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THE EMOJI MOVIE /j
altSymphony
WHAT'S YOURS YOU GO FIRST THIS TIME
mal ๐
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
altSymphony
OOOOOHHHH
altSymphony
I DO REALLY LIKE THAT ONE
altSymphony
THE STYLE IS SO COOL
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ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
mal ๐
I HAVE A ZERO SQUISHMALLOW
altSymphony
IT FEELS LIKE WEIRDLY COMFORTING
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ITS AMAZING
altSymphony
YESSSS
mal ๐
I HAVE A BUNCHA RANDOM STUFF OF IT
altSymphony
I GOT A LITTLE JACK PLUSH SOMEWHERE A WHILE AGO BUT GAVE IT TO MY BROTHER
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WHAAAAAAT
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I HAVE JACK AND SALLY FIGURES
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AND A TSHIRT
altSymphony
OOOOOOH
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AND A PAINTING
mal ๐
AND A CUP
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altSymphony
NICE NICE
mal ๐
ID HAVE MORE IF THE STYLE MATCHED MY ROOM BETTER
mal ๐
karen lookin ahh
altSymphony
Looks like one of the beatles
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omg wait it does
mal ๐
altSymphony
LMFAO
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Wild
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FITS RIGHT IN
altSymphony
FRRR
mal ๐
SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG
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Does a bug snug in a rug though?
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um ofc it does
mal ๐
I HAVE WENDYS
altSymphony
YESSSSS
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YESYESYES
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altSymphony
SORRY MY MOM'S ON THE PHONE RN
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Okay
mal ๐
WHAT A GOOBER
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Fr
RealBรธat
I LOVE SUCKING ON BIG BLACK COCK
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tehehe
mal ๐
โฆ.
altSymphony
muahaha
RealBรธat
IM A TRANSGENDER LESBIAN
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I can see the crossed out o
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Dumbass fake rapboat
RealBรธat
I SHOVE MY COCK ON EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS
Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
RealBรธat
Yes they do gurl
Explain Bear
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
RealBรธat
You know what else is massive
Explain Bear
Your brain, if it were actually massive, maybe then you'd come up with a joke that isn't complete trash. But it's not, so here we are.
RealBรธat
LOW-TA-
altSymphony
I'll be back in like 10 minutes
RealBรธat
I MEAN
altSymphony
BRB!!!
RealBรธat
EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain Bear
You're still on about that? Get a new joke, you absolute idiot. My form is peak bear, not some warped fantasy you keep peddling. It's sad, really.
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OKAY!!!!!
altSymphony
SORRY IT'S TAKING LONGER CAUSE MY PARENTS REFUSE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP EVER
DaRapBoat
Maybe theyโre making LOVE
mal ๐
RUDEEEEEEEE
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GO TO UKS POST WHEN YOU BACK