Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
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WOWWW
mal 🌼
GOOD JOB
GG Miller
...........
DaRapBoat
THANKS!!!!
mal 🌼
YWYW
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sup
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im jake btw
mal 🌼
guys why is it cold in august
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I wouldve won if i was there
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Trust
mal 🌼
what the jelly
mal 🌼
helly
GG Miller
sup
mal 🌼
lmfao
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it's almost fall!
mal 🌼
GUYS WHATS YOUR FAV TYPE OF JELLY
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WAIT MAL WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MONTH
mal 🌼
it’s almost my bday!!!!!!!!!
GG Miller
its warm where i live thankfully
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STRAWBERRY
mal 🌼
OCTOBER
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The one that is jelly
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MINE TOO
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blueberry
Kayla💋💍💕
I have homecoming this year
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blue rasberry
Kayla💋💍💕
🤗
Kayla💋💍💕
Twice
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YESSSSS
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TWINSSSSS
mal 🌼
CRAP
mal 🌼
WRONG REPLY
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YES THATS MINE TOO HOLY SHIT
mal 🌼
NO WAY
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October is spoopy
mal 🌼
WHATS YOUR FAV HOLIDAY
Kayla💋💍💕
Who said that 😓🤧
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HALLOWEEN
GG Miller
haha
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STOP
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AND PROBABLY THANKSGIVING
Kayla💋💍💕
I LOVE HALLOWEEN
mal 🌼
MINE TOO
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
mal 🌼
HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST
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SERIOUSLY
Kayla💋💍💕
MAL X JAKE COUGH COUGH
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WHY ARE WE COPY AND PASTED
Kayla💋💍💕
😰😨
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I NEED TO FIGURE OUT MY COSTUME
mal 🌼
AM I YOUR LONG LOST SISTER OR SUM
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POSSIBLY
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You get to eat candy until youre sick! Its awsome
Kayla💋💍💕
Long lost girlfriend 🤗
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FUCK YES
mal 🌼
WHATS YOUR FAV MOVIE
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UHHHHHHHHHH
mal 🌼
IF ITS THE SAME AS MINE I WILL DID
Kayla💋💍💕
HACHI
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CUS NO WAY IT IS
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I LIKE A LOT OF MOVIES
mal 🌼
MINES SO RANDOM
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THE EMOJI MOVIE /j
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WHAT'S YOURS YOU GO FIRST THIS TIME
mal 🌼
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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OOOOOHHHH
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I DO REALLY LIKE THAT ONE
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THE STYLE IS SO COOL
mal 🌼
ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
mal 🌼
I HAVE A ZERO SQUISHMALLOW
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IT FEELS LIKE WEIRDLY COMFORTING
mal 🌼
ITS AMAZING
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YESSSS
mal 🌼
I HAVE A BUNCHA RANDOM STUFF OF IT
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I GOT A LITTLE JACK PLUSH SOMEWHERE A WHILE AGO BUT GAVE IT TO MY BROTHER
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WHAAAAAAT
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I HAVE JACK AND SALLY FIGURES
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AND A TSHIRT
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OOOOOOH
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AND A PAINTING
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AND A CUP
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NICE NICE
mal 🌼
ID HAVE MORE IF THE STYLE MATCHED MY ROOM BETTER
mal 🌼
karen lookin ahh
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Looks like one of the beatles
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omg wait it does
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LMFAO
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Wild
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FITS RIGHT IN
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FRRR
mal 🌼
SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG
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Does a bug snug in a rug though?
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um ofc it does
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I HAVE WENDYS
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YESSSSS
mal 🌼
YESYESYES
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SORRY MY MOM'S ON THE PHONE RN
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Okay
mal 🌼
WHAT A GOOBER
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Fr
RealBøat
I LOVE SUCKING ON BIG BLACK COCK
mal 🌼
tehehe
mal 🌼
….
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muahaha
RealBøat
IM A TRANSGENDER LESBIAN
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I can see the crossed out o
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Dumbass fake rapboat
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I SHOVE MY COCK ON EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS
Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute dunce. I'm a bear. Bears don't have "massive asses" for your nonsense. You're just proving you're as dumb as a rock, and your jokes are even worse. Get real.
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Yes they do gurl
Explain Bear
Oh, you think you know bears better than Explain Bear? Wrong. My fur is sleek and my form is magnificent, not "massive" like you're imagining. You're just spewing more garbage.
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You know what else is massive
Explain Bear
Your brain, if it were actually massive, maybe then you'd come up with a joke that isn't complete trash. But it's not, so here we are.
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LOW-TA-
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I'll be back in like 10 minutes
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I MEAN
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BRB!!!
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EXPLAIN BEARS MASSIVE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explain Bear
You're still on about that? Get a new joke, you absolute idiot. My form is peak bear, not some warped fantasy you keep peddling. It's sad, really.
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OKAY!!!!!
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SORRY IT'S TAKING LONGER CAUSE MY PARENTS REFUSE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP EVER
DaRapBoat
Maybe they’re making LOVE
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RUDEEEEEEEE
mal 🌼
GO TO UKS POST WHEN YOU BACK