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New chat so that we dont have to deal with Realbøats shit.

nooooooo asshley get back

she’s tumbling down the hills and through the country

mal 🌼

she’s tumbling down the hills and through the country

She has long ways to go

i need to get her a leash

mal 🌼

i need to get her a leash

What happens if Asshley pops back on while still wearing the leash?

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

have you ever seen charlie the unicorn??

it’s like an adult animation on youtube

same with llamas in hats

llamas in hats is better

same with salad fingers

i love adult animations

tehehehehehehehwhehehhhh

oops i switched to my laptop and it had caps lock

why are there 5 ppl here and only us talking lmfao

alternativeSymphony

yep

HIIIIII

JAKE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN LLAMAS WITH HATS

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

alternativeSymphony

i mean im not but i did one assignment

good job!!!!!!!!

someone on the floor above or below me was singing the shittiest "song" ive ever heard over and over so I put on the heaviest album I own as loud as I could to drown it out

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I dont have homework 😎😎

lucky you

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I hate neighbours who do that

Especially if the song is bad

alternativeSymphony

I'm gonna go angrily play guitar for a bit to try and relax

okok feel better

we're your personal cheerleading squad

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE

WE CARE ABT YOU AND WE BELIEVE IN YOU AND YOU CAN DO HARD THINGS

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER JAKE

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THE BEST

DONT BE MELANCHOLY AND CRESTFALLEN

PUSH HARDER THAN A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH

YOURE SO GENIUS AND SKILLED

CUS WERE THE ITALIAN TRIO

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NO

oh 😔

WOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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Lmao

how ruuuuude

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE

HEEEELLLLLL YRAH IS RIGHT

YOURE GONNA MAKE THAT GUITAR WISH IT WAS NEVER BORN WITH YOUR SUPER SKILLED PLAYING SKILLS

THE GUITAR IS GONNA BE LIKE

GAH DAAAAMN THIS DUDE SO TALENTED AND COOL

I WISH I WERE AS COOL AS THIS GUY

AND THEN PAW PATROL IS GONNA COME

AND BE LIKE OH MY GOSH JAKE'S GUITAR WE CANT HELP YOU

JAKE'S TOO COOL WE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

we're the best cheerleaders ever

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BECAUSE YOURE PAW PATROLS ROLE MODEL

AHUH THEYRE GONNA THROW RYDER TO THE WOLVES AND HAVE YOU BE THEIR NEW LEADER

AND THEY WILL HOWL YOUR NAME AT THE MOON

RELEASE YOUR INNER WOLF

THE MOON BOWS DOWN TO YOU

THE SUN WISHES IT COULD SHINE AS BRIGHT AS YOU

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THE MOON IS MOONING YOU

LMFAO

THE MOON WISHES HIS ASS WAS AS COOL AS ASSHTON

JAKE YOU ARE THE BOSS TO END ALL BOSSES

THE FINAL BOSSES FINAL BOSS

THAT ONE LEVEL NOT EVEN THE BEST GAMER CAN BEAT

MY CATS ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU

JAKE IS SO COOL AND PROFESSIONAL AND AMAZING AND COOL AND SUPER

DONT FORGET THE EXTRA DUPERS

SUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUUUUPER SUPER

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THE DUPERS GO WITH THE SUPERS

THAT IT DOES

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SUPER DUPER DUPER

DUPER DUPER DUPER

DUPER CANT BE WITHOUT SUPER

AND SUPER CANT BE WITHOUT YOU

YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF SUPER

THE SUPER TO END ALLLLL SUPERS

JAKE RHYMES WITH SO MANY COOL WORDS

JAKE WOULD NEVER BE FAKE

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BUVUBJCUDU

THAT ALSO RHYMES WITH JAKE

JAKE WITH THE BIG CAKE

mal 🌼

THAT ALSO RHYMES WITH JAKE

"What if?" ALSO RHYMES WITH JAKE

JAKE ALSO RHYMES WITH ORANGE

mal 🌼

JAKE ALSO RHYMES WITH ORANGE

JAKE ALSO RHYMES WITH " "

JAKE RHYMES WITH EVERYTHING

alternativeSymphony

baaaaack

LOOK AT OUR SUPER AWESOME CHEERLEADING SKILLS

mal 🌼

LOOK AT OUR SUPER AWESOME CHEERLEADING SKILLS

DO YOU LIKE IT????

alternativeSymphony

I did in fact play guitar

how was it

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YOURE ALSO INSANE

INSANELY COOL!!!!

Some dude knocked on my door to dap me up cause he heard me playing One by Metallica and it sounded cool

alternativeSymphony

Some dude knocked on my door to dap me up cause he heard me playing One by Metallica and it sounded cool

YOO

alternativeSymphony

Some dude knocked on my door to dap me up cause he heard me playing One by Metallica and it sounded cool

THATS SO COOL

YAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

alternativeSymphony

YEAH IT MADE ME FEEL HAPPY

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL HAPPY

I TOLD YOU YOURE SUPER COOL AND TALENTED :D

WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO IT WITHOUT THE SUPPORT FROM YOU GUYS

A VERY HONORY HONORABLE HONOR

THERES NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER A SHOW LIKE VEGGIETALES

ITS TIME FOR VEGGIETAIIIIIIIIIIIILS

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY

WHERES MY WATER BUFFALO WHY DONT I GET A WATER BUFFALO?

alternativeSymphony

HAVE YOU HEARD THE STAPLER ONE YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE IT

I THINK SO

BRO MY MIDDLE SCHOL RELIGION TEACHER USED TO ALWAYS SKIP THE SILLY SONGS

alternativeSymphony

I stand by what I said.

NO JAKE BAD JAKE

mal 🌼

BRO MY MIDDLE SCHOL RELIGION TEACHER USED TO ALWAYS SKIP THE SILLY SONGS

NOOOOOO

mal 🌼

NO JAKE BAD JAKE

SPRAY JAKE WITH A FIRE EXTINQUISHER

alternativeSymphony

ITS NOT BAD IF IT'S DONE CORRECTLY

BAD

HAWAII IS TOO ANERICAN TO NAKE GOOD ORIGINAL PIZZA FLAVORS

alternativeSymphony

RACISM

NUH UH

alternativeSymphony

HOW DARE YOU

🍪

alternativeSymphony

I even use punctuation.

I can barely understand whaf youre saying

alternativeSymphony

I even use punctuation.

thats is so cool

alternativeSymphony

Indeed, I am the most proper of men.

indubitably

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I can barely understand whaf youre saying

Perhaps you should resume your studies, it may even afford you proper dental care if you are to engage in a career rather than spending your hours sipping on leaf water.

alternativeSymphony

Perhaps you should resume your studies, it may even afford you proper dental care if you are to engage in a career rather than spending your hours sipping on leaf water.

I like the leaf water though

alternativeSymphony

Perhaps you should resume your studies, it may even afford you proper dental care if you are to engage in a career rather than spending your hours sipping on leaf water.

leaf waterrrrr

whats you guys favorite types of leaf water

i like lavender chamomile with honey

alternativeSymphony

YES MA'AM

SIR YES SIR

AND CRACK YOUR GLOW STICKS

AND REMEMBER THAT MY CATS LOVE YOU

LOOKIT THE LOVE IN HER EYES

mal 🌼

AND REMEMBER THAT MY CATS LOVE YOU

You told me to fuck off..?

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

You told me to fuck off..?

LMAO no

cus you were harassing jake

he said you and amy were both harassing him so i told him to tell yall to fuck off

DO YOU HW LIKE A CHAMP

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Jake’s fun to harass thi

JOIN US WERE HYPING UP JAKE

WERE BEING HIS CHEERLEADERS

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

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YOU TOLD MODS TO FUCK OFF?????

Jaker was the head mod, I heard a rumor he still has POWER from behind the scenes

PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

JAKE IS THE HOMEWORK MASTER

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BEAT IT TO WIN IT

🤨

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BEAT IT FASTER TO WIN IT FASTER

Bro knows a LOT about beating things fast

DaRapBoat

Bro knows a LOT about beating things fast

YES I DO😉

THEYRE COMING CUS THEY CANT HANDLE THAT JAKE IS WAY COOLER THAN THEM

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JAKE IS THE BEST

FRFRFRFRFRFR

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alternativeSymphony

THEY'RE FORBOTH OF YOU

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Bro someone brought a gun to school

oh shit

bro have you been watching this convo the whole time

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Bro someone brought a gun to school

Cant happen in britain 😎😎

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Yup

WHY DIDNT YOU HELP CHEER

United Kingdom UK

Cant happen in britain 😎😎

They would bring a sword instead

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

They would bring a sword instead

all they bring to school in britian is leaf water

mal 🌼

all they bring to school in britian is leaf water

And weed

youre italian just make pizza spawn in your room

put a banana in your ear

put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear

once its in your gloom will disappear

mal 🌼

put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear

Its brain food

the bad in the world is hard to hea

when in your ear a banana cheers

so go and put a banana in your ear

mal 🌼

put a banana in your ear

charlie the unicorn song

I’m the king of the site

lets guess what jakes gonna eat for dinner

i think either pizza or pasta

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Or pasta stuffed crust

or pizza stuffed pasta

or pasta colored pizza

or pasta flavored pizza

or pizza flavored pasta

or maybe pizza flavored gold fish

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

That is…

are you still watching our convo

or pasta flavored pasta

or pizza flavored pizza

like one of those braided baguettes

i think thats what hes eating