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New chat so that we dont have to deal with Realbøats shit.

j sitting here

that’s pretty epic

nooooooo asshley get back

she’s tumbling down the hills and through the country

mal♡

she’s tumbling down the hills and through the country

She has long ways to go

long long ways

i need to get her a leash

mal♡

i need to get her a leash

What happens if Asshley pops back on while still wearing the leash?

then that’s okay

supah supah coollllll

almost as cool as you

and your tea

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

have you ever seen charlie the unicorn??

bro it’s so funny

it’s like an adult animation on youtube

same with llamas in hats

acc watch that first

llamas in hats is better

same with salad fingers

i love adult animations

they be so funny

muahahahahaha

beahahahahahaha

tehehehehehehehwhehehhhh

beheheheheheheh

oops i switched to my laptop and it had caps lock

CAPS LOCKKKK

WOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOP

YESSSSS OMGGGGGG

YIPPEEEEEEEE

why are there 5 ppl here and only us talking lmfao

🥂🍾🍺🥳🥴

YAYAYAYYAYAYA

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They are prob just visitors

yep

Anonymous

yep

HIIIIII

JAKE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN LLAMAS WITH HATS

YUP YUP YUP YUP

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP

alright im done with my stupid fucking awful homework

i mean im not but i did one assignment

didn't read the text at all lmao

Anonymous

i mean im not but i did one assignment

good job!!!!!!!!

someone on the floor above or below me was singing the shittiest "song" ive ever heard over and over so I put on the heaviest album I own as loud as I could to drown it out

thats so annoyinggggg

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I dont have homework 😎😎

lucky you

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I hate neighbours who do that

Especially if the song is bad

I'm gonna go angrily play guitar for a bit to try and relax

Anonymous

I'm gonna go angrily play guitar for a bit to try and relax

okok feel better

youre doing good

you got this

fr we believe in you

we're your personal cheerleading squad

i typed the wrong key

WHATS THAT SPELL???

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE

WOOOOOOP WOOP

WE BELIEVE IN YOUUUU

DAMN STRAIGHT WE DO

WE CARE ABT YOU AND WE BELIEVE IN YOU AND YOU CAN DO HARD THINGS

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU FEEL A LITTLE BETTER JAKE

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THE BEST

DONT BE MELANCHOLY AND CRESTFALLEN

PUSH HARDER THAN A WOMAN GIVING BIRTH

YESSIREEEEEE

YOURE SO GENIUS AND SKILLED

CUS WERE THE ITALIAN TRIO

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NO

oh 😔

YOU GOT THIS JAKEEEE

WOOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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Lmao

how ruuuuude

JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE

HEEEELLLLLL YRAH IS RIGHT

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

YESYESYESYESYESYES

YOURE GONNA MAKE THAT GUITAR WISH IT WAS NEVER BORN WITH YOUR SUPER SKILLED PLAYING SKILLS

THE GUITAR IS GONNA BE LIKE

GAH DAAAAMN THIS DUDE SO TALENTED AND COOL

I WISH I WERE AS COOL AS THIS GUY

YELP FOR HELP

AND THEN PAW PATROL IS GONNA COME

AND BE LIKE OH MY GOSH JAKE'S GUITAR WE CANT HELP YOU

JAKE'S TOO COOL WE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

we're the best cheerleaders ever

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BECAUSE YOURE PAW PATROLS ROLE MODEL

AHUH THEYRE GONNA THROW RYDER TO THE WOLVES AND HAVE YOU BE THEIR NEW LEADER

AND THEY WILL HOWL YOUR NAME AT THE MOON

"AWOJAAAAAKE"

RELEASE YOUR INNER WOLF

thats crazyyyy lmfao

THE MOON BOWS DOWN TO YOU

THE SUN WISHES IT COULD SHINE AS BRIGHT AS YOU

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THE MOON IS MOONING YOU

LMFAO

THE MOON WISHES HIS ASS WAS AS COOL AS ASSHTON

FRFRFRFRFRFRFRFRFR

JAKE YOU ARE THE BOSS TO END ALL BOSSES

THE FINAL BOSSES FINAL BOSS

THAT ONE LEVEL NOT EVEN THE BEST GAMER CAN BEAT

MY CATS ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU

JAKE IS SO COOL AND PROFESSIONAL AND AMAZING AND COOL AND SUPER

DONT FORGET THE EXTRA DUPERS

SUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUPER DUUUUPER SUPER

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THE DUPERS GO WITH THE SUPERS

THAT IT DOES

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SUPER DUPER DUPER

DUPER DUPER DUPER

DUPER CANT BE WITHOUT SUPER

AND SUPER CANT BE WITHOUT YOU

YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF SUPER

YOU ARE SUPER JAKE

YOU ARE THE SUPEREST

THE SUPER TO END ALLLLL SUPERS

JAKE THE SNAKE

EARTHQUAKE JAKE

FLAKEY JAKEY

JAKE THE RAKE

JAKE RHYMES WITH SO MANY COOL WORDS

JAKE WOULD NEVER BE FAKE

JAKE THE NOT FAKE!

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BUVUBJCUDU

THAT ALSO RHYMES WITH JAKE

JAKE THE STEAK

JAKE WITH THE BIG CAKE

mal♡

THAT ALSO RHYMES WITH JAKE

"What if?" ALSO RHYMES WITH JAKE

JAKE ALSO RHYMES WITH ORANGE

mal♡

JAKE ALSO RHYMES WITH ORANGE

JAKE ALSO RHYMES WITH " "

JAKE RHYMES WITH EVERYTHING

Anonymous

baaaaack

LOOK AT OUR SUPER AWESOME CHEERLEADING SKILLS

mal♡

LOOK AT OUR SUPER AWESOME CHEERLEADING SKILLS

DO YOU LIKE IT????

WOW YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR STRAIGHT

I THINK YOU MAY BE INSANE!

INSANE FOR YOU

BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU BOTH :)

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I did in fact play guitar

Anonymous

I did in fact play guitar

how was it

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YOURE ALSO INSANE

INSANELY COOL!!!!

Some dude knocked on my door to dap me up cause he heard me playing One by Metallica and it sounded cool

Anonymous

Some dude knocked on my door to dap me up cause he heard me playing One by Metallica and it sounded cool

YOO

Anonymous

Some dude knocked on my door to dap me up cause he heard me playing One by Metallica and it sounded cool

THATS SO COOL

YEAH IT MADE ME FEEL HAPPY

YAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

Anonymous

YEAH IT MADE ME FEEL HAPPY

YOU DESERVE TO FEEL HAPPY

I TOLD YOU YOURE SUPER COOL AND TALENTED :D

WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO IT WITHOUT THE SUPPORT FROM YOU GUYS

A VERY HONORY HONORABLE HONOR

GIMME ANOTHER J

GIMME ANOTHER A

GIMME ANOTHER K

GIMMER ANOTHER E

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HALF AN HOUR

THERES NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER A SHOW LIKE VEGGIETALES

THERES NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BEEN A SHOW LIKE VEGGIETALES

ITS TIME FOR VEGGIETAIIIIIIIIIIIILS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY

I LIKE THE LIPS ONE

AND WATER BUFFALO

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Image

arent you italian

mal♡

AND WATER BUFFALO

YESSSSS

WHERES MY WATER BUFFALO WHY DONT I GET A WATER BUFFALO?

HAVE YOU HEARD THE STAPLER ONE YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE IT

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Image

much better

Anonymous

HAVE YOU HEARD THE STAPLER ONE YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE IT

I THINK SO

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Its pineapple..

I stand by what I said.

BRO MY MIDDLE SCHOL RELIGION TEACHER USED TO ALWAYS SKIP THE SILLY SONGS

Anonymous

I stand by what I said.

NO JAKE BAD JAKE

mal♡

BRO MY MIDDLE SCHOL RELIGION TEACHER USED TO ALWAYS SKIP THE SILLY SONGS

NOOOOOO

mal♡

NO JAKE BAD JAKE

ITS NOT BAD IF IT'S DONE CORRECTLY

mal♡

NO JAKE BAD JAKE

SPRAY JAKE WITH A FIRE EXTINQUISHER

PROPERLY GRILLED PINEAPPLE ENHANCES A PIZZA

Anonymous

ITS NOT BAD IF IT'S DONE CORRECTLY

BAD

IF COMBINED WITH OTHER TOPIC

NONONONONONONONONO

IT TASTES GOOD PEOPLE JUST PRETEND IT'S BAD BECAUSE IT'S TRENDY

BOOO HAWAIIANS

HAWAII IS TOO ANERICAN TO NAKE GOOD ORIGINAL PIZZA FLAVORS

Anonymous

RACISM

NUH UH

Anonymous

HOW DARE YOU

🍪

I shall now reserve my speech to only the most eloquent messages.

oh how proper of you

Indeed, I am the most proper of men.

Anonymous

I even use punctuation.

I can barely understand whaf youre saying

Anonymous

I even use punctuation.

thats is so cool

Anonymous

Indeed, I am the most proper of men.

indubitably

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I can barely understand whaf youre saying

Perhaps you should resume your studies, it may even afford you proper dental care if you are to engage in a career rather than spending your hours sipping on leaf water.

Anonymous

Perhaps you should resume your studies, it may even afford you proper dental care if you are to engage in a career rather than spending your hours sipping on leaf water.

I like the leaf water though

Anonymous

Perhaps you should resume your studies, it may even afford you proper dental care if you are to engage in a career rather than spending your hours sipping on leaf water.

leaf waterrrrr

whats you guys favorite types of leaf water

idk i don't drink enough tea to narrow that down

i like lavender chamomile with honey

its so yummy

yuperdoodledoo

Indubitably.

INDEFINITELY DOESN'T MEAN THAT

GUYS I'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN A LITTLE BIT

OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

YOU GOT THIS

I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUU

Anonymous

YES MA'AM

SIR YES SIR

DEEP BREATH IN

DEEP BREATH OUT

AND YOUR TOES

AND YOUR NECK

AND YOUR HIPS

AND YOUR ANKLE

AND YOUR KNEES

AND YOUR WRIST

AND CRACK YOUR GLOW STICKS

TO SAVE ELECTRICITY

AND REMEMBER THAT MY CATS LOVE YOU

LOOKIT THE LOVE IN HER EYES

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You told me to fuck off..?

LMAO no

just jokingly

cus you were harassing jake

he said you and amy were both harassing him so i told him to tell yall to fuck off

just jokingly ofc

DO YOU HW LIKE A CHAMP

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Jake’s fun to harass thi

JOIN US WERE HYPING UP JAKE

WERE BEING HIS CHEERLEADERS

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

YOU GOT THISSSSS

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YOU TOLD MODS TO FUCK OFF?????

Jaker was the head mod, I heard a rumor he still has POWER from behind the scenes

PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

JAKE IS THE HOMEWORK MASTER

CUS HES SMART

AND TALENTED

AND WE BELIEVE IN HIM

GOOOOO JAKE!!!!!!!

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BEAT IT TO WIN IT

🤨

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BEAT IT FASTER TO WIN IT FASTER

Bro knows a LOT about beating things fast

RapBoat

Bro knows a LOT about beating things fast

YES I DO😉

YYYYAAAAAYYYYY JAKE!

YESSSSS HE IS

WOOOOP WOOOOOP

YAYAYAYYAYYAYAYAYAYA

WOOOP WOOOOOOOP

THEYRE COMING CUS THEY CANT HANDLE THAT JAKE IS WAY COOLER THAN THEM

FRFRFRFRFRFR

ALL THE W FOR JAKE

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JAKE IS THE BEST

FRFRFRFRFRFR

JAKE IS A STAR

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

STARS!!!!!!!

DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT STARS?

MY STARS TOO

Anonymous

THEY'RE FORBOTH OF YOU

YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

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Bro someone brought a gun to school

oh shit

bro have you been watching this convo the whole time

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Bro someone brought a gun to school

Cant happen in britain 😎😎

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Yup

WHY DIDNT YOU HELP CHEER

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They would bring a sword instead

all they bring to school in britian is leaf water

mal♡

all they bring to school in britian is leaf water

And weed

i dont wanna go get dinner

that is crazy

youre italian just make pizza spawn in your room

they locked me in a room

Alr im gonna run and get dinner REAL QUICK brb

put a banana in your ear

I will make sure to do that!

put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear

once its in your gloom will disappear

mal♡

put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear

Its brain food

Thank you for the suggestion 🙏

the bad in the world is hard to hea

when in your ear a banana cheers

so go and put a banana in your ear

mal♡

put a banana in your ear

charlie the unicorn song

I’m the king of the site

lets guess what jakes gonna eat for dinner

i think either pizza or pasta

or pizza on pasta

that is not terrible

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Or pasta stuffed crust

or pizza stuffed pasta

or pasta colored pizza

or pasta flavored pizza

or pizza flavored pasta

or maybe pizza flavored gold fish

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That is…

are you still watching our convo

or pasta flavored pasta

or pizza flavored pizza

or my cats hair

all in a braid

you me and jakes

braided together

like one of those braided baguettes

i think thats what hes eating

or hair pizza

or cat pizza

angel hair pasta

cotton candy grapes