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yo

veryy]

hi

it is

what're you all doing

not much

nothing important

sick

hi malbtw

hi everyone

heyyy

how're you flappy

im gooooood actually

yay

that's good!!

my teachers being kind of not very good

buT

aw

ill persevere

smhsmh

she gives us hw on stuff she aint teach

guess what

chicken butt

omg i hate teachers like that do fuckin much

liam was holding my hand like all day during school todayyyy

and now im watching tv :D

I'm back

Hi y'all

hi mau

awwwwww <3

thats nice

Hey toast

hi may

Hey flappy

it was greatt

heyyy may!!!

Hey mads

Hru

im great how bout you

WHATS UP

mb caps

I want to die ✨ but whatever

don't die

please

Me

Want

Oh man that doesnt sound like too good of a time

Trying

Grilled

Cheese

It's not

i haven't had a frilled cheese in so so so long

Neither have I

Data why me want grill cheese

why dont you cook one

they're so good though

I'm in a car

oof

Speaking of death I have access to multiple firearms :)

8

magically make one appear

do not use them

I can try

Yess I want grilled cheese

Did not wrk

dammit that's sad

I probably will soon enough :)

no

just go out of the car

Wade you still here?

Can't, cat is blocked by all 4 sides

wade disappeared i think

Car*

Wade died

is the body still warm?

a lil bit

yum

Yes

no

please

Yes

yes!

Wait

you should try to bring him back to life

you can be dr frankenstein

*Becomz Zeus and send 300m bolts of lightning in wade*

lmao

guys check ny twitter

I have some spare parts wade can borrow if needed

He should be alive any secon

Nahh...

If Cinderellas shoe fit perfectly

How did it come off?

i like how you said "dr" 😭

Lol

the prince ate it bc he has foot fetish

call me the prince

Sorry what 💀

My gf just texted me "Thighs for days" and sent me a picture of MY thighs-

cause frankenstein is the dr

MMMMMMMM CRUNCH CRUNCH MMMMM

how THE FUCK did she get a photo of MY FUCKING THIGHS???

LICKY THE FUNGY

LMFAO

she took a photo

IDK WHEN SHE DID IT THOUGH 😭

You sleep sometimes, right? Perfect opportunity

ys but its jsut funny

you have windows, right?

case closed

hehehe

Nope

I don't have windows in my room-

your HOUSE

I've literally just watched people sleep because I can't before 💀

hmm

And my door is always locked

So when did she get the photo 💀

lmao oki doki

did u lock ur doors today

YES

She's in your walls

did you ask her how she got the picture?

omg sexy pikachu

I did, she didn't respond

But it's shown as read

damn

unlock ur doors or smexy flappy will appear

I'm in a car rn 💀💀💀

IM NOT PIAKCHU

i will shatter yoru windows

(with rizz)

✨slay✨

Like- DAMNNN

helo bbg

omg slay

Omg so hawt 🥵🥵🥵

my cat when i wake up:

guysss i got new clothesss

LMAO

omg we love clothes

Plusle and minun bitches

fuck yea

*BARF*

yess im wearing my new shirt and sweatpants rn

Slay

NO CHEX IN THE CASE OF VOMIT, SHARING IS N O T CARING

HAHA I WISH I COULD WEAR SWEATPANTS

BUT GUESS WHAT

ITS 97 OUTSIDE

OMG SO SEXY 🥵🥵🥵

Probably not-

IMAGINE IT'S 63 WHERE I AM

My dog sleeps in my bed so

no bbg i did not 😏

YOU IN OTTUMWA IA RN?-

FCUK YOU

FUCK ME YOURSELF

LIKE ITS COLD OUTSIDE FOR US

ID LET YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK MY BB

NO SHES MINE

NUH UH ITS TOO HOT TO BE FUCKING

LMAO THEN COME WHERE I AM IT'S NICE AND COLD

WOULD YALL DATE ME?

YES OR NO

13°C°F

UM, NO

my area ftw

I'M STRAIGHT SO NO BUT IF I WASN'T STRAIGHT THEN MAYBE

(even though it is horibly hot)

LMAO

naw i can wear sweatpants and boots for 3 out of 4 seasons

YOU KNOW WHAT

SO CAN I

I JUST SUFFER

i want duck onesei

BUT YOU'D BE TERRIBLY HOT

I WANT A STINGRAY ONESIE

BUT I CAN BE COMFY IN BOOTS AND SWEATS AND HOODIES SO L

OMFG ME TOO

WHO WANTS MORE PICS

i want a lot of onesies

I ALREADY AM UWUWU

whos pic

S DO II

Mine

My pics

why

WHAT KIND????

Idk ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I WANT STINGRAYS AND DINOS AND CHICKENS

PERIODDDD

WAIT BRB IMMA TRY TO SNEAKILY EAT SOMTH

LOL

YALL

DINOS AND CHICKENS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHO WANTS MORE PHOTOS OF ME

WBU MAL?

WHAT ABOUT ME

ONESIES U WANTTTT

ME

ALL OF THEM

HEDSIHUOGKDFYDIWJFEGVOUYKGWOE

I HAVE A CAT ONESIE, A DINO, A DOG, A SNAKE, A BEAR, AND A CHIKEN

ALL OF THEM ARE ONSIES

ONESIES*

I WANT A SNAKE AND A CHICKEN AND A DOG AND A BEAR AND A DINO

I HAVE NO ONSIES

LUCKYY

I HAVE A REINDEER ONE

FROM CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR

SAMEEEEEEEEEEEE

slayyy

I WANNA SEE U WEAR ITT

I'LL SHOW YOU NEXT TIME I WEAR IT

LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THEM

I'M COMFY IN MY OUTFIT RN THOUGH

WHY NOT

i love your eyeliner it's so cool

WHY DO Y'ALL GET ALL THE GOOD CLOTHES

OKEDTHYIUOKOKOKRE

NO FUCKING CLUE

MY OUTFIT RN IS ON POINT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH

IM LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR PINK

WTF

I DONT CUZ WE BROKE

PRETTYYYYY

I WANT A NEW WARDROBEEE

TY!

OMG FLAPPY

DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE MY FIT RN IT'S AMAZING

I HEAD THIS SONG BY GIVEON I RECOGNIZED IT

OFC

ALL I HAVE IS A BUNCH OF OLD TSHIRTS WITH WEIRD DESIGNS AND SWEATPANTS

SUREE

YESSS

KAY LEMME GET A PIC HOLD UP

okie

HII

heyyy

HEYYYYYYYYYY MY QUEEN

CHICKY

DICKY

CHEXY

WOULD YOU DATE ME?

OMG SO PRETTY!

GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES

THANK YOUUU HAHA

GUYS I DDNT GET CAUGHT

NOOO MY PRECIOUS CLOTHESSS

I SUCCESSFULLY ATE MY GRANOLA BAR

LETS FUCKING GO

UR SO ADORABLEEEEEEEEEE

all my freinds are gonna be racial stereotypes fro halloween

OML I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU SUCCESSFULLY ATE YOUR GRANDMA

me included

OMGOMG

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH

OOOO WHATRE YOU BEING

COME ON IM SURE YOU HAVE TONS OF GOOD CLOTHES

LEZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHEX

I LOVE MY CLOTHESSS

white

KAY GUYS I GOTTA GO

WOULD YOU DATE ME?

BYEEE <3333

bye

BYEEE

BYEEE

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wht stereotype

I NEED CLOTHES

WZT????/

AHHH

WOULD YOU DATE ME?

B HONEST

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

NOPE

THE REASON? bc ur not rlly my type

Nah it's good

yeee

YES

id date flappy or amy doe

IVE NEVER SEEN FLAPPY

rawwrrr

Gtg yall

BYEE

NOBODY HAS MWAHSAHAHAHHAHD

SAME

BAIIII

I WANT TO

MAY FACE REVEAL SOON

ONCE I GET HRT

HURT?

THE MEDICAL AGE OF CONSENT HERE IS 16 SO I'LL JUST GET A JOB AND BUY IT IF MY PARENTS WON'T LET ME

MWAHAHAHA

GOOOOOODDDDDD

EXPECT A FACE REVEAL BY NEXT MAY

It would be perfect to face reveal in may

yes

YESSS CUS UR MAYYY!!!!!

Yesss

may may

I plan to get my driver's license as soon as possible

YOU SHOULD GET A PET AND NAME YOUR PET MIMI

SO ITD BE MAY AND MIMI

IDK

MIMI IS CUTEEEEEEEE

ITS LIKE HOW YOUD THINK MEME IS PRONOUNCED

NOBODY SHOULD EVER THINK THAT

THATS HOW MY LITTLE COUSIN PRONOUNCES IT😭

SLAP HIM

Your cousin is wrong

Cut him out of your life forever

or mila

HE IS FIVE YEARS OLD

😭😭😭

AAAAA NO MATTER WHAT I SHOULD BE ABLE TO START HRT BY MAY NEXT YEAR THAT MAKES ME HAPPY

WHIHAJHIAGAJHJAHGHAGHABUGSAHBYGHA

YAYY ITS FRIDAYYY

NO IT IS NOT IT IS THURSDAY

BUT YAYYYYY FOR YOU

HAUSAHJSAHJSAHAJAHGHGS L FOR U FLAP HAHAHAOHSU

GRRR

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHOULD I DO SOMETHING STUPID

NO YOU SHOULD NOT

ACTUALLY IT DEPENDS ON WHA T KIND OF STUPID

IF IT IS LIKE

WHAT IF IT MIGHT HELP ME

TRICKING A SMALL CHILD THEN IT IS OKAY

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

COMING OUT TO MY DAD

OH

I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE TAD DETRIMENTAL

HELP I NEED ADVICE

IM REAL BAD AT GIVING ADVICE

WHO ARE THE FIVE PEOPLE ON THE CHAT AND WHY ARE NONE OF YOU TLKING

🙋🏻‍♀️

HI EM

HI EM

HI

ummm

alr I’ll be nice

hi

Hru

Glad to see our relationship improving lol

I’m good hru

HOWS YOU DOING TODAY

Eh. Not the best but y'know

mhm

Brb

GOOD

ITS THURSDAY AND IM HAPPY

HRU

YAYY THURSDAYS

IM GOOD

WAIT I JS GOT HOME ILL BRB

Where did those triggered little pussies go?

Aaay Dagger

Wsg, bro.

Nuthin much, u?

Has anybody mentioned me while I was gone?

nah

Chilling, man. Just chilling.

Don’t think so..

Same

HIIIIII WADE

Damn ur like if Nathaniel and wade had a baby

Good. I thought May and her cronies would've tried to ban me for "hUrTiNg ThEiR fEeLiNgS".

How so?

girl how would they b able to ban u

LMAOJUGASB ASGASAGHSGHAGS

Idk u just kinda are like u have good grammar and ur chill and very calm but have similar opinions like wade

fr i miss nathaniel

and good grammar is kinda hot..

em how do u style ur hair?

Nathaniel sounds like a gigachad, then.

he is

a lot of ppl likes him

hes like a troll uhh fighter

wade and toast were trolls in bp

We were awesome

Damn, I've changed since this morning. These past few months, I have been super relaxed and professional. But now that degenerate retards like May and her nerdotic duo have joined this place, I'm reverting back to the Dagger that used to destroy people with mere words.

Eh, he shared the same morals as May and them

Oh, I see.

Badass

God, my patience is coming to an end.

he would have been if he got off his high horse

nat

Soon, I'm gonna start making people piss their pants by simply talking.

uh I kinda just wash it every 3rd day and then style my bangs

I'm back

Oh goody.

Hey dagger

tbh u sound rlly cool when ur super relaxed, but u do u

Hey, May.

Hru

my timbers are shivering

i think may changed

Pretty good. And yourself?

Not the best tbh

That's why I'm not proud of myself for turning back into the one I was before.

I see.

Damn, I wish Wilkinson could help me out.

He's the best advisor and mentor on WJE.

His username has burrito in it 💀

I've stopped asking why. There is no answer lol.

Who's Wilkinson

the dagger who destroy ppl

worstjokesever.com/@wilkinsonburritos

Yeah.

they helped wade

Oh

Waded

i can agree that they share good avdice

tbh i know u wont care abt what i say but

theres nothing wrong with doing both:)

ur easy to approach and talk to if u are relaxed

I can't say I wasn't "cool". People sort of feared me. They all knew that they wouldn't stand a chance if they started argue. I liked it until Wilkinson talked some sense into me.

but the dagger who destroys ppl is cool too for other people

what the fuck is happening

im glad wilkinson did

Unless it's unjustified ofc

Lol, so which Dagger r u now?

u can be both dagger

I'm chill to those who do the same. I can talk about anything. Don't believe me? Try me.

hi evryone

woahhh

The old Dagger swore a lot. I've stopped doing that for a long time.

dont worry, u seem pretty chill this is the 2nd time ive talked to u lol

I'm pretty chill as long as y'all aren't insulting the hell out of me for no reason

heyy

hi amy ^^

Hey

We have reasons

im glad u listened to wilkinson

im proud of ya

I only roast for a reason. Like President Snow said in the Hunger Games, "I take life for very specific reasons. We both know I'm not wasteful".

Whatever 🤷‍♀️

js dont be like

overly

Thanks, broski.