People?

no, i’m actually a cia lab creation

ah i see

hello lab creation from the cia

Hello

hey

have fun with that

Ok

wait is dagger still mod or nah

Cookie monster pays a visit

lol. i didn’t need to sleep anyways (well, i do lol)

Matt's true form

dont think so

no

hey amy

cookie monster loves sledgehammer

nahhh in my bio i wrote balme instead of blame 💀💀💀

heyyy

never 4get

okay? your bio is taylor swift lyrics, i think a misspelled word is the least of its problems

hruu

i fucked up

ok.

do u want me to change it?

doesnt change anything for me

how?

and if so, to what?

😏

idc smth less cringe?

“up” is a lucky guy

and why would i care if it’s cringe? okay, i can

OLD MAN FROM THE MOVIE WHATS HIS NAME?? STAN?

when did i say you cared

i used the wrong kna measurement for a project on accident but i already printed shit for it

YOU KNOW WHAT

FUCK IT

WE BALL

IDC ITD BE THE SAME ANYWAY

JUST IF IT WAS BIGGER

nah nah we good

(im not good)

OKAY

is it better now?

(oh)

carl?

you did what to his balls

🤨🤨🤨🤨

My birthday present

not really makes you sound like a furry or sum shit

sus

i dunno man lmfao i j said a random name

dang it’s a book

OML ITS ED FLAPPY

stan from gravity falls was the best

BRO SHY WHY DOES ALL UR BIOS HAVE LIKE A BIBLIOGRAPHY

WE WERE SO FAR OFF 😭

.NO?

sus af

he issss but i was thinking of the movie up

OH FUCK IT SHOWED THE ACTOR

I LOOKED IT UP ND IT GAVE ME THE ACTOR TF?

IT WAS CARL FLAPPY YOU SO SO SO SMART <3

his name is carl

I KNEW IT

i’m smarter smh

ikik i looked it up but it initially showed the actor instead of the character

is it better now?

LOWKEY IS THIS FINE THO

I MEAN.

sure

no

Jake tells his opinion

thank you. now it matches with my pfp

mhm

FUCK OFF.

wtf

IM NOT PRINTING ANY MORE SHIT

NOT THE PERIODDD

I HAVE DONE ENOUGH

YKW

YKWYKW

you shoulda put a period on that one

WHAT

WHITEOUT WILL DO THE TRICK

actually i low key do think its fine though, because it would be the same if i did the same thing just on the larger scale

all the math would be the same

SO.

I AM GOOD.

I AM DETERMINED

i’d watch that tho-

NO BODY WILL EVER KNOW BECASUE

no

i’ll know

AMY SHUT UP

YOU DONT GO TO MY SCHOOL THO DO YOU

and i’ll show up just to tell everyone

trust

hello!

MAL

I NEED REASSURANCE THAT I AM ALRIGHT

AMY IS NOT HELPING

you aren’t

SAY "OH YES THAT IS FINE"

NO I AM

SHUT UP

that’s false

just like your measurements

lmfao

NO THE MEASUREMENTS WERE ACCURATE, I JUST SAID CM ACCIDENTALLY

MAL

MALMAL

GOTTA HEL

P

WHAT

^

NOOOOOOOOO YOURE NOT REPLYINH

HELP

that’s so bad 😱😱😱😱

L bozo

HATE YOU GUYS

YKW.

MY TEACHER LOVES ME

SHELL OVERLOOK IT J FOR ME

BET BET

FLAPPERS

LMAO

FLAPPY BIRD

it’s less than 15 degrees outside 💀

is Taylor Swift cringe?

gonna kns

kns

KMS

OMFG

😭

HI EMILY

kill niggardly serpents

(i know u didn’t ask) yesterday it was -20°C (idk °F)

bro you killed chat

his nose though- 😭

and there’s snow in my crocs and my dunks are creased

Ha. Ha. Ha.

if i’m siri i have to be siri properly

LLLLLLLL

SKILL ISSUR

Isie

OSUE

ISIE

OSSEU

ISSEUY

ISSEU

lmaooo

why are you wearing crocs?

ISSEU

No

AND THE COLOURWAY WAS SO CUTE TOO

WH DID I DELRTE

ISUE

ISSUE

HUZZAH

it’s okay bro I’ll like wear air forces

cause they’re comfy

EMILY EMILY HIII

air forces are dope

smash

omg yes i have like 3 pairs

I KNOW THEYRE SO COMFORTABLE TOO

mine beat asf tho

but if there’s snow

nahhhhhhhh

IM SO GLAD IT DOESNT SNOW HERE GUYS

NIT

that’s the best kind

NOT

SO HAPPY

but they’re pink and went with my outfit

BRO

MY MOMS UGGS ARE STAINED AND ITS MY FAULT

can crocs go with an outfit? you learn something new everyday.

chill with the africans

CROC HATERS ARE SO WEIRD

THEY WOULD NOT SURVIVE IF THEY EVER HAD FRIENDS SMH

HELP MY BF HATES CROCS 😭

anything

NO GET RID OF HIM SMHSMHHH

I FUCKIN HATE CROC CHARMS

WHY

BUT I LOVE HIMMM

BECAUSE U CAN RUN BRUH

NOT ANYMORE

HE SAID THERYE UGLY

NO RUNNING ON POOL DECK

TOO BAD

SMHHHHHH

THESE PEOPLE

DONT UNDERSTAND

NOOOO HE SAID HE UNDERSTANDS THAT THEYRE COMFY THOUGH BUT THEYRE UGLY

NOT REALLY CUS ION HAVE ANY ON MY CROCS SO..

WHAT ABOUT IF UR RUNNING TO THE SEA BC IDK THERES ROCKS?

THEN U NEED CROCKS

OR SOCKS

..

ND MY CROCS ARE TOO BIG TOO ND ITS KINDA SAD BUT ION ACTUALLY CARE

CROCS

the people in my school have an obsession with white crocs

NOT CROCKS

..ew?

but they’re so old they look yellow

smash

help i have white crocs 😭

I DONT EVEN THINK THEYRE UGLY TBH

OH NASTY

WHAT NO

NONONO

like 🍆 stuff

THEYRE KINDA UGLY BUT LIKE ITS WTV

no bc I used to wear white crocs but I wear black crocs now

and occasionally hot pink if I’m matching with someone

MY FRIENDS DOG STOLE HER CROCS YESTERDAY

AND SHE WAS LIKE ACTUALLY GONNA START CRYING

GUYS WHEN I WAS LIKE 9 I HAD PINK CROCS W TEAL PALM TREES ND THEY WERE FUCKIN HIDEOUS

POOR DOG

DIGS CANT EAT PLASTIC

SHE WAS LIKE "NOOOO MY CROC MY DUMBASS DOG I KNEW SHE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HIDING SOMETHING"

AND I HAVE THESE ORANGE CROCS WITH A BUNCH OF SHREK CHARMS

OR RUBBER

.......THEY DIDNT EAT IT

THEYRE SO UGLY THAT ITS CUTE

OR WHATEVER THE FU CROCS ARE MADE OF

I HAVE A FRIEND WITH ORANGE CROCS AND ITS SO HELPFUL BC WHENEVER I NEEDA FIND HER I JUST LOOK FOR BRIGHT ORANGE CROCS

that reminds me of pate

I HAVENT WORN MY CROCS IN FOREVER CUS IN LIKE SEPTEMBER THEY HAD A SPIDER WEB IN EM ND NOW IM SCARED

NO BC UR THE MOST REALEST PERSON EVER FOR THAT

okay wait

ur fear will get nibbled by spiderlings

do I take a nap rn even tho I’m not tired so I won’t be tired tmrw?

wtf i laughed 💀

or do I not and be tired tmrw morning

AND I GOT CALLED OUT FOR HAVING AN RBF

FEAT

no j go to bed earlier smh

THIS GIRL WAS LIKE “are u mad at me ur looking at me funny”

so apparently I look at everyone crooked

no bc I need at least an hour and a half to perform my playlist

WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT THOUGH ITS SO SCARY.

WHAT

jsut

go to your room earlier than normal

smh

i eat crocs

IM GONNA CRY I ACTUALLY CANT DO ALL THIS

oh well

no but that would mean going to bed at like 9 and WHO DOES THAT

FR

BTW FLAPPERS DID U SEE ISA GETTING CANCELLED

i

eat

crocs

UwU

OwO

oWo

uWu

Hi

i feel like she deserved it

not cause of the n word thing

Hi Amy

but the posts i’ve read about

Hi ShyDragon

I just put nutella in my hot chocolate

her apology got made into a sound 💀

is it good?

she actually seems like the sweetest

idk

💀

Its a subtle hazelnut flavor but yeah its good

hi kris

hi ally

gonna try that

oh cool

no ik i seen tiktoks abt it

fuck you.

hi emerald

hi madeline

Hi Kris

hi cameron

finally someone who doesn’t call me ShyFagon lol

hi shyfagon

ShyFagon

yeah but fruity flavored mini marshmallows are also good in nutella hot chocolate

use the swiss miss milk chocolate mix

i’ll just turn jake into marshmallows

cause he’s fruitt

y

ong frfr slay girlypop purr bitch queen girlboss periodt you lowkey ate that

Hola

ur apprentice died

hi shydragon

homocide by logic and eminem is fire song

What happened to tacopizzabird???!!!!

NO CAUSE I LAUGHED

AT THE BALLS PART

AND HAVE U SEEN LOGIC?

HES SO WHITE

son you know why youre the greatest alive?

Hey Virgil

say. The. Line.

hello

THAT WAS YOU?

m

Well well

long time no see

Are we doing a meeting

nigget

Why dad

Aye I could make meet

only when freeman isnt here

Ok

Cause you camed out of my balss n***a!

you can’t be freeman if you’re black

are you disappointed?

*cummed

oh fuck i spelt came wrong

coffee?

Ew you called me dad thats gay

Yooooo virgo