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    • flying egg salad sandwich

    please tell me someone got a reference

    Ethan (The Real)

    Who is Deadpool?

    wade wilson

    In the virtual flesh

    My friends call me Wade

    i am his padawan, and he is my obi wan

    Wade XL

    Inside joke

    inside ur ass tmrw, remeber?

    Anonymous

    hi lil bitch

    Hi space guy man! Do you like sarcasm?

    Anonymous

    revive this chat

    Ha! Bold of you to assume that! But I can be my normal self and hope it works

    no. i like popping rocks with words

    Anonymous

    Anything else.

    Is your name Charlotte? Or similar?

    Anonymous

    Anythign else normal

    he anything else normal

    Alastor Wade.

    Is your name Charlotte? Or similar?

    its litterly charlie

    Anonymous

    its litterly charlie

    there are worse names

    Anonymous

    js call me may..

    ok

    Anonymous

    its litterly charlie

    Are you a girl or boy? Normally Charlie is a male name ig

    Alastor Wade.

    Are you a girl or boy? Normally Charlie is a male name ig

    ima girl, thats why i hate my name

    Ethan (The Real)

    What the fuck

    another inside joke.

    do u want me to tell him on doc u want him?

    i thought u preferred to look for jake, not ethan

    Ethan (The Real)

    What the fuck

    Best not to question half of the stuff here

    Wade XL

    Best not to question half of the stuff here

    yeah

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    this bitch ass hoe ethan

    which ethan

    Are you sure he meant it like that?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    THIS BITCH BECAUSE IMSTRESSING OUT BECAUSE IM BEING OVERWHELMED BY 4 FUCKIN PPL AT ONCE GOES "is madi in her that time of the month"

    is madi in her... boyfriends ass that time of the month?

    shes just very pissed off

    are you sure he meant it like that?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im not rude

    Nice, I’m spinach.

    Anonymous

    shes just very pissed off

    cuz piss shot out instead of white stuff from her bf's cock

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HAHA FUNNY VERY FUNNY

    ?

    what are you stressin about?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ...you will be next

    ...

    so, ur just really pissed off

    take a break and fuck jake

    Anonymous

    take a break and fuck jake

    STFU

    i have a crow bar in my basemaent.

    Ethan (The Real)

    People on here are rude my god…

    I walk the line in the middle

    Wade XL

    I walk the line in the middle

    no tf you dont.

    let wade beat my ass with the crow bar

    Ethan (The Real)

    People on here are rude my god…

    yep

    You bitch out all the time when other pple do wade

    Wade XL

    I walk the line in the middle

    You’re the only person I tolerate at the moment 😭

    Ethan (The Real)

    You’re the only person I tolerate at the moment 😭

    Thanks!

    Ethan (The Real)

    You’re the only person I tolerate at the moment 😭

    you new?

    she doesn't seem to be an alt

    welcome in our...unique... way

    Ethan (The Real)

    Can you stop picking fights please

    Im not picking fights.

    Anonymous

    welcome in our...unique... way

    lmao real

    Ethan (The Real)

    Then shut up.

    Tf? you stop picking fights.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and stressed out

    are you okay?

    Ethan (The Real)

    Then shut up.

    I’m really starting to like you

    Ξ±my

    are you okay?

    hi amihard.

    Ethan (The Real)

    Why are you calling Wade a follower

    he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

    Ethan (The Real)

    Why are you calling Wade a follower

    Because he'll be freinds w/ someone but the second pple start smthin with them, he just goes to whoever has more power or who'll win. He doesn't care about pple. He just follows witch side has more

    Anonymous

    he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

    What happened

    Anonymous

    he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

    At least u said it nicely

    but im still fucking sick of js not sayin smthin

    why is everyone so on edge today

    its just that kind of day

    Anonymous

    he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

    hi MAL

    Wade XL

    At least u said it nicely

    yeah nd like you rlly arent like that anymore. nd it also never rlly bothered me cus were chill

    Anonymous

    Because he'll be freinds w/ someone but the second pple start smthin with them, he just goes to whoever has more power or who'll win. He doesn't care about pple. He just follows witch side has more

    Do u know how many people here I β€œtolerate”

    Anonymous

    yeah nd like you rlly arent like that anymore. nd it also never rlly bothered me cus were chill

    Facts

    Anonymous

    Because he'll be freinds w/ someone but the second pple start smthin with them, he just goes to whoever has more power or who'll win. He doesn't care about pple. He just follows witch side has more

    This is what I hear β€œI’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

    Wade XL

    Do u know how many people here I β€œtolerate”

    Do you know how many i do?

    Ethan (The Real)

    This is what I hear β€œI’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

    Cool. Js caught me on a bad day.

    Ethan (The Real)

    This is what I hear β€œI’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

    DAYUM

    Ethan (The Real)

    This is what I hear β€œI’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

    i love her

    she’s nice

    Ξ±my

    i love her

    sorry, but she doesn't believe in bisexuality

    idfk know who you are but you need to learn your place

    She’s monumentally based

    Ξ±my

    idfk know who you are but you need to learn your place

    Why do I need to listen to you?

    it’s a suggestion. a motivated suggestion.

    alr guys i gotta go cus i have math tutoring since im stupid AF

    Ethan (The Real)

    Why do I need to listen to you?

    because if u do, u will gain her respect

    Ξ±my

    it’s a suggestion. a motivated suggestion.

    You do not scare me.

    Ethan (The Real)

    You do not scare me.

    i’m not trying to.

    this is amy on a good day

    Anonymous

    this is amy on a good day

    when shes on a bad day, nobody can tell the difference.

    Anonymous

    im on a bad day

    stop being sad and start moaning

    Anonymous

    when shes on a bad day, nobody can tell the difference.

    Stfu. Leave my bbg alone.

    your bio is hilarious. take it from me, β€œspinach”, you’re not that bitch.

    Anonymous

    stop being sad and start moaning

    im not sad im honestly js pissed

    Ξ±my

    your bio is hilarious. take it from me, β€œspinach”, you’re not that bitch.

    Realll

    i read that nd thought euhhh yeah ok hun

    you are simply *a* bitch

    Anonymous

    im not sad im honestly js pissed

    ...

    Ξ±my

    your bio is hilarious. take it from me, β€œspinach”, you’re not that bitch.

    Ok cool, keep going on and on because the only thing that hurts is my mouth from laughing at you.

    stop being pissed off and start moaning

    Ethan (The Real)

    Ok cool, keep going on and on because the only thing that hurts is my mouth from laughing at you.

    also probably from blowing on 40 year old dicks.

    Ξ±my

    your bio is hilarious. take it from me, β€œspinach”, you’re not that bitch.

    She is tho

    Ξ±my

    also probably from blowing on 40 year old dicks.

    Nice comeback. Want to keep going? I have all day

    while wade has a pretty dick

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im fine now <3

    YAY

    what’d you have

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    nvm im back I had food <3

    who knew food was the answer.

    Ethan (The Real)

    I don’t eat.

    Are you ok?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    food is always the answer

    what’d you have

    im gonna back off from this

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    fajitas

    I LOVE FAJITAS

    with beef or chicken

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    Anonymous

    Are you ok?

    I’m not very sure, I have had some bad mental health issues.

    what 😭

    Ethan (The Real)

    I’m not very sure, I have had some bad mental health issues.

    Oh.. im sorry. If you ever need to talk I'm here.

    that is going in the quotebook

    Ethan (The Real)

    I’m not very sure, I have had some bad mental health issues.

    Damn

    ITS LIKE 270 DOLLARS WTF

    madi do you want dior lip oil

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BITCH WHERE TF ARE U LOOKIN FOR ELF MEAT?

    ELF MEAT

    SO THATS WHERE MY SHORT FRIEND WENT

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and trap them in the windows

    WOAU

    Ethan (The Real)

    😳

    Spinach, ik ydk me. But if you need anything I'm here.

    do you want a tesla not

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM THAT BITCH

    Yes u r

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM THAT BITCH

    REAL

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    THE FUC-

    it has a dick 😏

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    Ethan (The Real)

    No way you just said the n word

    A lot of people do that here

    😭😭😭

    Wade XL

    A lot of people do that here

    That’s embarrassing

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    "hey tesla extend inches by 10"

    trump wishes

    ethan said she cant talk till tmrw

    Ethan (The Real)

    That’s embarrassing

    Heh yea

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    NO I SAOD IT WRONG

    YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT

    Anonymous

    ur not banned

    phew

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    "Armf"

    that’s what she said

    i’m going to donate all my money to charity

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hey wade

    Hey Madi!

    when she hops off at midnight

    WELL LOOK AT THE TIME..

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    PUBIC HAIRS OUT

    😭

    who tf is El 6.0?

    Lilo :)

    who tf is El 6.0?

    mm(idk)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I WILL TELL JAKE

    SPIDER-MAN!?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    PUBIC HAIRS OUT

    he doesn’t have enough testosterone

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    PUBIC HAIRS OUT

    what

    Anonymous

    mm(idk)

    mm (they keep saying i wanna kill myself. i bet it's opal)

    Comment deleted
    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i thought that was the bald man hair

    HUH

    Ethan (The Real)

    What the fuck 😭

    mm (join us)

    Lilo :)

    mm (they keep saying i wanna kill myself. i bet it's opal)

    mm( id doubt it)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM STUPID

    NUH UH

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUBES

    pubes in tubes

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHAT DID IT SAY WADE

    kinky

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ITS WHERE HIS BALLS GROW

    THE SHAFT

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUBES

    Oh I’m new here I have no idea

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUBES

    mm (coz we can )

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHAT DID IT SAY WADE

    SPIDERMAN

    Ethan (The Real)

    Oh I’m new here I have no idea

    mm (welcome then )

    Ethan (The Real)

    What the fuck 😭

    yes what the fuck

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    JAKE IM STUPID AS FUCK

    mm(ur not stupid as fuck. ur nor a politician)

    I am concerned for your health and I believe you should seek mental help.

    mm (hi sooploosh)

    Ethan (The Real)

    I am concerned for your health and I believe you should seek mental help.

    Who?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    mm (spinachich

    mm(ur gay. stop grooming spinach)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I THOUGHT PUBIC HAIRS

    NOO..that’s ball hair

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    OR MUSTACHE

    that’s just hair

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    mm (hiii el)

    mm ( how are you?)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HE SAID KINKY

    kinky?

    Ethan (The Real)

    Girlfriend????

    Long story

    Ethan (The Real)

    Girlfriend????

    yeah they’re dating

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WADE STOP BEING SEXUAL

    don't listen too him. be as sexy as u want

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    We're actually married

    What am I then?

    Ethan (The Real)

    Girlfriend????

    mm (you'll figure it out soon enough)

    Ethan (The Real)

    Ok… so they know each other in real life?

    kinda

    Wade XL

    What am I then?

    ur my master

    Ethan (The Real)

    Ok… so they know each other in real life?

    Nooope

    Ethan (The Real)

    Ok… so they know each other in real life?

    mm (long distance relationship)

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    mm (this is so relatable to us Muggers)

    mmmmmmmmm greentext yummy

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    mm (this is so relatable to us Muggers)

    mm (what does it say?)

    Ethan (The Real)

    What the

    they’re online dating but they like know each other

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    OH SO SHE'S NOT HOT?

    WAIT

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I NEVER LIE

    thats a lie.

    Ξ±my

    they’re online dating but they like know each other

    Online dating is so cringe 😭 I’m sorry please don’t cancel me

    Ethan (The Real)

    Online dating is so cringe 😭 I’m sorry please don’t cancel me

    ITS LONG DISTANCE

    Ethan (The Real)

    Online dating is so cringe 😭 I’m sorry please don’t cancel me

    why would we…cancel you

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    ITS LONG DISTANCE

    Same shit

    this isn’t twitter

    woooooowwww, jake. just wow

    mm ( who is who? i can see so many spoodermens and deadpools)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BITCH ARE YOU HITTING ON MY WIFE

    hes not hitting on ur wife. hes beating my dick

    Anonymous

    hes not hitting on ur wife. hes beating my dick

    oof

    Anonymous

    hes not hitting on ur wife. hes beating my dick

    i think hes cheating on u

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BITCH ARE YOU CALLING MY WIFE UGLY?

    tut tut tut

    Wade XL

    U ARE U ARE HOT

    stop being polygamous

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    i think hes cheating on u

    rip

    Im the best superhero in this chat actually

    Wade XL

    U ARE U ARE HOT

    yy

    Ultraman

    Im the best superhero in this chat actually

    hi soopy

    I killed him by mistake

    Ultraman

    im not soopy

    yeah you are

    and so I gave him my life

    i love you soopy

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING TO HARD

    IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO MY TEACHER DOESNT ASK LMAO BUT IM SMILING SO HARD HSDFGSJDH

    Wade XL

    U ARE U ARE HOT

    I’m hotter

    GODDAMN WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON I JUST LIVE IN HIS BODY

    Ξ±my

    i love you soopy

    he doesn't love u back. he only loves the bbc

    guys imma make a chat for peeps who don't wanna get involved in this fight over Madi

    IM NOT SUES NOT HOR

    What the fuck is going on

    Lilo :)

    guys imma make a chat for peeps who don't wanna get involved in this fight over Madi

    ok

    Wade I thought I was your man

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    i think hes cheating on u

    fuck u wade

    Jakes hot,you’re mid

    i will tell the fucking council

    Anonymous

    he doesn't love u back. he only loves the bbc

    i’ll cut off some bbc for hil

    Comment deleted by Lilo :)

    I’m super sexy

    Wade XL

    I’m super sexy

    and ur cheating on me

    Wade what are you yapping about

    It’s 5 am I have no time for this shit 😭😭😭😭😭

    i will go to the fucking temple

    did someone say institutional isomorphism????????????????????????ΒΏΒΏΒΏΒΏ

    Wade XL

    MY 180 INCH DICK

    πŸ™

    Wade XL

    MY 180 INCH DICK

    its more like 179

    Comment deleted

    ^^^

    Ξ±my

    did someone say institutional isomorphism????????????????????????ΒΏΒΏΒΏΒΏ

    that is such a neat term where did it come from

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    KEEP YOUR COMICALLY LARGE PENIS AWAY FROM MY WIFE

    MAYBE

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    that is such a neat term where did it come from

    my ap world class :))))

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    1.80*

    its 179. trust

    THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING ME SOOPY

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    Comment deleted

    BET

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BEGONE LARGE PENIS MAN

    NEVER

    who here doesn't wanna get involved? if so, i made another post

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IT CAN PROBABLY FIT THROUGH BOTH OF THEM

    Human centipede

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    what does it even mean it sounds like such a smart word

    basically, it’s like how every library, whereever you go, has books right? all institutions that are the same will have the same components

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GO HAVE A THREESOME WITH COSMO AND INGENIOUS

    thats against the fucking laws

    Whered Soinach go?

    Wade XL

    Whered Soinach go?

    Who tf is spinach

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    that word smells like old yellow paper

    DO YOU HAVE SYNESTHESIA TOO

    Anonymous

    Who tf is spinach

    Monumentally based girl who I might like

    Wade XL

    Monumentally based girl who I might like

    Thanks <3

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I DONT *FUCKING* CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING LAWS

    u can't fuck madi without knowing the ways of fucking

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Daddy Waddy

    AYO?

    what is going on here?

    either learn the ways of the fuck, or learn the way of the rape

    STOP MIND FUCKING ME DAMMIT

    THIS IS A MIND FUCK

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    MADI'S A SLUT

    quotebook

    MIND FUCK TRIFECTA

    ITS LIKE THE CREDIT SCENE FROM STAR WARS

    jake what does ghost town look like

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IT MAKES IT WORSE THAT OUR PFPS ARE SO SIMILAR

    THAT MAKES IT BETTER AND U KNOW IT, THESE THINGS ARE FIRE

    Wade? You like Spinach?!

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THEY ARE

    πŸ”₯

    go divorce ur husband. hes becoming abusive

    everyone lets calm down, take deep breathes.. πŸ₯° in and out

    Ethan (The Real)

    πŸ₯°

    <3

    I cannot beat a hoe in general

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    Ethan (The Real)

    πŸ₯°

    u like him too?

    ARE YOU TWO DATING?!

    Lilo :)

    Wade? You like Spinach?!

    *sob&

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    ARE WADE AND SPINACH DATING?

    That’s my 13th reason

    Comment deleted

    bro

    Anonymous

    I’m kms

    YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO, THINGS TO SEE, PEOPLE TO FUCK. DONT

    Lilo :)

    ARE WADE AND SPINACH DATING?

    ^^^

    Anonymous

    YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO, THINGS TO SEE, PEOPLE TO FUCK. DONT

    RS, BEST ADVICE 2024

    ♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

    duolingo

    hi guys

    hola

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    SPINACH X WADE

    YES

    Anonymous

    POS IT ON IG REELS

    SOMEONE WITH AN IG, DO IT.

    why does the fuck need to be shut up

    Ethan (The Real)

    What the

    Spinach, do you have uwu?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS

    no thank u

    Ethan (The Real)

    What is that

    its a website that we also use here

    Ethan (The Real)

    What is that

    https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/PBu1euYlAYEY8T9C?utm_source=manual

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    NEW SHIP GUYS NEW SHIP

    ur getting split from madi

    i need to message u

    someone shut their pieholes

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GO CONSUME A DYING STAR

    i am on the remains of a dead star. should i eat this star?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BLACK ASS

    huh

    why is your ass black

    Anonymous

    i am on the remains of a dead star. should i eat this star?

    a exoplanet

    Anonymous

    hi amihard

    that’s not my name

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I GOT A GIANT COCKl

    Real

    Ξ±my

    that’s not my name

    amihard?

    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your ass as flat as your back

    Anonymous

    amihard?

    yeah

    it’s amidhaar

    Anonymous

    iamnothard, amihard

    amidhaar

    Ξ±my

    amidhaar

    amihard. yeah.

    Anonymous

    amihard. yeah.

    amidhaar