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please tell me someone got a reference

Ethan (The Real)

Who is Deadpool?

wade wilson

In the virtual flesh

My friends call me Wade

i am his padawan, and he is my obi wan

Wade XL

Inside joke

inside ur ass tmrw, remeber?

Anonymous

hi lil bitch

Hi space guy man! Do you like sarcasm?

Anonymous

revive this chat

Ha! Bold of you to assume that! But I can be my normal self and hope it works

no. i like popping rocks with words

Anonymous

Anything else.

Is your name Charlotte? Or similar?

Anonymous

Anythign else normal

he anything else normal

Alastor Wade.

Is your name Charlotte? Or similar?

its litterly charlie

Anonymous

its litterly charlie

there are worse names

Anonymous

js call me may..

ok

Anonymous

its litterly charlie

Are you a girl or boy? Normally Charlie is a male name ig

Alastor Wade.

Are you a girl or boy? Normally Charlie is a male name ig

ima girl, thats why i hate my name

Ethan (The Real)

What the fuck

another inside joke.

do u want me to tell him on doc u want him?

i thought u preferred to look for jake, not ethan

Ethan (The Real)

What the fuck

Best not to question half of the stuff here

Wade XL

Best not to question half of the stuff here

yeah

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

this bitch ass hoe ethan

which ethan

Are you sure he meant it like that?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

THIS BITCH BECAUSE IMSTRESSING OUT BECAUSE IM BEING OVERWHELMED BY 4 FUCKIN PPL AT ONCE GOES "is madi in her that time of the month"

is madi in her... boyfriends ass that time of the month?

are you sure he meant it like that?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

im not rude

Nice, I’m spinach.

Anonymous

shes just very pissed off

cuz piss shot out instead of white stuff from her bf's cock

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HAHA FUNNY VERY FUNNY

?

what are you stressin about?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

...you will be next

...

so, ur just really pissed off

Anonymous

so, ur just really pissed off

Shut.

take a break and fuck jake

Anonymous

take a break and fuck jake

STFU

i have a crow bar in my basemaent.

Ethan (The Real)

People on here are rude my god…

I walk the line in the middle

Wade XL

I walk the line in the middle

no tf you dont.

let wade beat my ass with the crow bar

Ethan (The Real)

People on here are rude my god…

yep

You bitch out all the time when other pple do wade

hey cosmo

Wade XL

I walk the line in the middle

You’re the only person I tolerate at the moment 😭

Ethan (The Real)

You’re the only person I tolerate at the moment 😭

Thanks!

Ethan (The Real)

You’re the only person I tolerate at the moment 😭

you new?

Ethan (The Real)

Yes!!!!!!

cool!

she doesn't seem to be an alt

alr cool

welcome then

welcome in our...unique... way

Ethan (The Real)

Can you stop picking fights please

Im not picking fights.

Anonymous

welcome in our...unique... way

lmao real

Ethan (The Real)

Then shut up.

Tf? you stop picking fights.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

and stressed out

are you okay?

Ethan (The Real)

Then shut up.

I’m really starting to like you

αmy

are you okay?

hi amihard.

Ethan (The Real)

Why are you calling Wade a follower

he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

Ethan (The Real)

Why are you calling Wade a follower

Because he'll be freinds w/ someone but the second pple start smthin with them, he just goes to whoever has more power or who'll win. He doesn't care about pple. He just follows witch side has more

mal

he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

What happened

mal

he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

At least u said it nicely

but im still fucking sick of js not sayin smthin

why is everyone so on edge today

mal

he definitely used to be (no offense wade) but not rlly anymore

hi MAL

Wade XL

At least u said it nicely

yeah nd like you rlly arent like that anymore. nd it also never rlly bothered me cus were chill

Anonymous

Because he'll be freinds w/ someone but the second pple start smthin with them, he just goes to whoever has more power or who'll win. He doesn't care about pple. He just follows witch side has more

Do u know how many people here I “tolerate”

mal

yeah nd like you rlly arent like that anymore. nd it also never rlly bothered me cus were chill

Facts

Anonymous

Because he'll be freinds w/ someone but the second pple start smthin with them, he just goes to whoever has more power or who'll win. He doesn't care about pple. He just follows witch side has more

This is what I hear “I’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

Wade XL

Do u know how many people here I “tolerate”

Do you know how many i do?

αmy

hi MAL

heyyy

Ethan (The Real)

This is what I hear “I’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

Cool. Js caught me on a bad day.

Ethan (The Real)

This is what I hear “I’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

DAYUM

Ethan (The Real)

This is what I hear “I’m a jerk and no one likes me so I bring it out on others”

i love her

she’s nice

αmy

i love her

sorry, but she doesn't believe in bisexuality

idfk know who you are but you need to learn your place

She’s monumentally based

Wade XL

She’s monumentally based

Real

αmy

idfk know who you are but you need to learn your place

Why do I need to listen to you?

Ethan (The Real)

Why do I need to listen to you?

it’s a suggestion. a motivated suggestion.

alr guys i gotta go cus i have math tutoring since im stupid AF

love you guys

bye

Ethan (The Real)

Why do I need to listen to you?

because if u do, u will gain her respect

BYE GORGEOUS

love you too char <3

αmy

it’s a suggestion. a motivated suggestion.

You do not scare me.

BYE ADORABLE AMYY

bye cosmo

Ethan (The Real)

You do not scare me.

i’m not trying to.

Anonymous

this is amy on a good day

when shes on a bad day, nobody can tell the difference.

Anonymous

im on a bad day

stop being sad and start moaning

Anonymous

when shes on a bad day, nobody can tell the difference.

Stfu. Leave my bbg alone.

your bio is hilarious. take it from me, “spinach”, you’re not that bitch.

Anonymous

stop being sad and start moaning

im not sad im honestly js pissed

αmy

your bio is hilarious. take it from me, “spinach”, you’re not that bitch.

Realll

i read that nd thought euhhh yeah ok hun

you are simply *a* bitch

Anonymous

im not sad im honestly js pissed

...

αmy

your bio is hilarious. take it from me, “spinach”, you’re not that bitch.

Ok cool, keep going on and on because the only thing that hurts is my mouth from laughing at you.

stop being pissed off and start moaning

Anonymous

stop being pissed off and start moaning

just stfu.

Ethan (The Real)

Ok cool, keep going on and on because the only thing that hurts is my mouth from laughing at you.

also probably from blowing on 40 year old dicks.

αmy

your bio is hilarious. take it from me, “spinach”, you’re not that bitch.

She is tho

αmy

also probably from blowing on 40 year old dicks.

Nice comeback. Want to keep going? I have all day

while wade has a pretty dick

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

im fine now <3

YAY

what’d you have

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

nvm im back I had food <3

who knew food was the answer.

Ethan (The Real)

I don’t eat.

Are you ok?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

food is always the answer

what’d you have

im gonna back off from this

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

fajitas

I LOVE FAJITAS

with beef or chicken

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Anonymous

Are you ok?

I’m not very sure, I have had some bad mental health issues.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

elk meat

what 😭

Ethan (The Real)

I’m not very sure, I have had some bad mental health issues.

Oh.. im sorry. If you ever need to talk I'm here.

that is going in the quotebook

Ethan (The Real)

I’m not very sure, I have had some bad mental health issues.

Damn

ITS LIKE 270 DOLLARS WTF

madi do you want dior lip oil

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BITCH WHERE TF ARE U LOOKIN FOR ELF MEAT?

ELF MEAT

SO THATS WHERE MY SHORT FRIEND WENT

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

and trap them in the windows

WOAU

Ethan (The Real)

😳

Spinach, ik ydk me. But if you need anything I'm here.

do you want a tesla not

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IM THAT BITCH

Yes u r

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IM THAT BITCH

REAL

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

THE FUC-

it has a dick 😏

UPON MY

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Ethan (The Real)

No way you just said the n word

A lot of people do that here

😭😭😭

Wade XL

A lot of people do that here

That’s embarrassing

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

"hey tesla extend inches by 10"

trump wishes

ethan said she cant talk till tmrw

Ethan (The Real)

That’s embarrassing

Heh yea

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NO I SAOD IT WRONG

YOU THINK YOU THE SHIT

YOU NOT EVE

I CANT TYPE

Anonymous

ur not banned

phew

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

"Armf"

that’s what she said

i’m going to donate all my money to charity

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

hey wade

Hey Madi!

when she hops off at midnight

WELL LOOK AT THE TIME..

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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

PUBIC HAIRS OUT

😭

Lilo :)

who tf is El 6.0?

mm(idk)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I WILL TELL JAKE

SPIDER-MAN!?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

PUBIC HAIRS OUT

he doesn’t have enough testosterone

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

PUBIC HAIRS OUT

what

Anonymous

mm(idk)

mm (they keep saying i wanna kill myself. i bet it's opal)

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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

i thought that was the bald man hair

HUH

Ethan (The Real)

What the fuck 😭

mm (join us)

Lilo :)

mm (they keep saying i wanna kill myself. i bet it's opal)

mm( id doubt it)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IM STUPID

NUH UH

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUBES

pubes in tubes

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHAT DID IT SAY WADE

kinky

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ITS WHERE HIS BALLS GROW

THE SHAFT

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUBES

Oh I’m new here I have no idea

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT PUBES

mm (coz we can )

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHAT DID IT SAY WADE

SPIDERMAN

Ethan (The Real)

Oh I’m new here I have no idea

mm (welcome then )

Ethan (The Real)

What the fuck 😭

yes what the fuck

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

JAKE IM STUPID AS FUCK

mm(ur not stupid as fuck. ur nor a politician)

I am concerned for your health and I believe you should seek mental help.

Ethan (The Real)

I am concerned for your health and I believe you should seek mental help.

Who?

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

mm (spinachich

mm(ur gay. stop grooming spinach)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I THOUGHT PUBIC HAIRS

NOO..that’s ball hair

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

OR MUSTACHE

that’s just hair

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

mm (hiii el)

mm ( how are you?)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HE SAID KINKY

kinky?

Ethan (The Real)

Girlfriend????

Long story

Ethan (The Real)

Girlfriend????

yeah they’re dating

The Unknown King of Moderation

WADE STOP BEING SEXUAL

don't listen too him. be as sexy as u want

maid + jake

The Unknown King of Moderation

We're actually married

What am I then?

Ethan (The Real)

Girlfriend????

mm (you'll figure it out soon enough)

Ethan (The Real)

Ok… so they know each other in real life?

kinda

Wade XL

What am I then?

ur my master

Ethan (The Real)

Ok… so they know each other in real life?

Nooope

Ethan (The Real)

Ok… so they know each other in real life?

mm (long distance relationship)

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

mm (this is so relatable to us Muggers)

mmmmmmmmm greentext yummy

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

mm (this is so relatable to us Muggers)

mm (what does it say?)

Ethan (The Real)

What the

they’re online dating but they like know each other

The Unknown King of Moderation

OH SO SHE'S NOT HOT?

WAIT

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I NEVER LIE

thats a lie.

αmy

they’re online dating but they like know each other

Online dating is so cringe 😭 I’m sorry please don’t cancel me

Ethan (The Real)

Online dating is so cringe 😭 I’m sorry please don’t cancel me

why would we…cancel you

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS LONG DISTANCE

Same shit

this isn’t twitter

woooooowwww, jake. just wow

mm ( who is who? i can see so many spoodermens and deadpools)

The Unknown King of Moderation

BITCH ARE YOU HITTING ON MY WIFE

hes not hitting on ur wife. hes beating my dick

Anonymous

hes not hitting on ur wife. hes beating my dick

oof

Anonymous

hes not hitting on ur wife. hes beating my dick

i think hes cheating on u

The Unknown King of Moderation

BITCH ARE YOU CALLING MY WIFE UGLY?

tut tut tut

Wade XL

U ARE U ARE HOT

stop being polygamous

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

i think hes cheating on u

rip

Im the best superhero in this chat actually

Wade XL

U ARE U ARE HOT

yy

Ultraman

Im the best superhero in this chat actually

hi soopy

I killed him by mistake

Ultraman

im not soopy

yeah you are

and so I gave him my life

i love you soopy

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING TO HARD

IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO MY TEACHER DOESNT ASK LMAO BUT IM SMILING SO HARD HSDFGSJDH

Wade XL

U ARE U ARE HOT

I’m hotter

GODDAMN WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON I JUST LIVE IN HIS BODY

αmy

i love you soopy

he doesn't love u back. he only loves the bbc

guys imma make a chat for peeps who don't wanna get involved in this fight over Madi

IM NOT SUES NOT HOR

Lilo :)

guys imma make a chat for peeps who don't wanna get involved in this fight over Madi

ok

Wade I thought I was your man

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

i think hes cheating on u

fuck u wade

Jakes hot,you’re mid

i will tell the fucking council

Anonymous

he doesn't love u back. he only loves the bbc

i’ll cut off some bbc for hil

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Wade XL

I’m super sexy

and ur cheating on me

Wade what are you yapping about

It’s 5 am I have no time for this shit 😭😭😭😭😭

i will go to the fucking temple

did someone say institutional isomorphism????????????????????????¿¿¿¿

Wade XL

MY 180 INCH DICK

🙏

Wade XL

MY 180 INCH DICK

its more like 179

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^^^

αmy

did someone say institutional isomorphism????????????????????????¿¿¿¿

that is such a neat term where did it come from

The Unknown King of Moderation

KEEP YOUR COMICALLY LARGE PENIS AWAY FROM MY WIFE

MAYBE

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

that is such a neat term where did it come from

my ap world class :))))

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

1.80*

its 179. trust

THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING ME SOOPY

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BET

The Unknown King of Moderation

BEGONE LARGE PENIS MAN

NEVER

The Unknown King of Moderation

GO HAVE A THREESOME WITH COSMO AND INGENIOUS

Make it 4

who here doesn't wanna get involved? if so, i made another post

The Unknown King of Moderation

IT CAN PROBABLY FIT THROUGH BOTH OF THEM

Human centipede

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

what does it even mean it sounds like such a smart word

basically, it’s like how every library, whereever you go, has books right? all institutions that are the same will have the same components

The Unknown King of Moderation

GO HAVE A THREESOME WITH COSMO AND INGENIOUS

thats against the fucking laws

yeha :)

Whered Soinach go?

Wade XL

Whered Soinach go?

Who tf is spinach

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

that word smells like old yellow paper

DO YOU HAVE SYNESTHESIA TOO

OMG YES

Anonymous

Who tf is spinach

Monumentally based girl who I might like

I LOVE YOU

Wade XL

Monumentally based girl who I might like

Thanks <3

The Unknown King of Moderation

I DONT *FUCKING* CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING LAWS

u can't fuck madi without knowing the ways of fucking

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Daddy Waddy

AYO?

what is going on here?

either learn the ways of the fuck, or learn the way of the rape

STOP MIND FUCKING ME DAMMIT

THIS IS A MIND FUCK

The Unknown King of Moderation

MADI'S A SLUT

quotebook

MIND FUCK TRIFECTA

ITS LIKE THE CREDIT SCENE FROM STAR WARS

jake what does ghost town look like

The Unknown King of Moderation

IT MAKES IT WORSE THAT OUR PFPS ARE SO SIMILAR

THAT MAKES IT BETTER AND U KNOW IT, THESE THINGS ARE FIRE

Wade? You like Spinach?!

The Unknown King of Moderation

THEY ARE

🔥

go divorce ur husband. hes becoming abusive

everyone lets calm down, take deep breathes.. 🥰 in and out

Ethan (The Real)

🥰

<3

I cannot beat a hoe in general

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Ethan (The Real)

🥰

u like him too?

ARE YOU TWO DATING?!

Lilo :)

Wade? You like Spinach?!

*sob&

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ARE WADE AND SPINACH DATING?

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bro

Anonymous

I’m kms

YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO, THINGS TO SEE, PEOPLE TO FUCK. DONT

Lilo :)

ARE WADE AND SPINACH DATING?

^^^

Anonymous

YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO, THINGS TO SEE, PEOPLE TO FUCK. DONT

RS, BEST ADVICE 2024

♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

duolingo

hi guys

hola

The Unknown King of Moderation

SPINACH X WADE

YES

Anonymous

POS IT ON IG REELS

SOMEONE WITH AN IG, DO IT.

why does the fuck need to be shut up

Ethan (The Real)

What the

Spinach, do you have uwu?

The Unknown King of Moderation

YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS

no thank u

Ethan (The Real)

What is that

its a website that we also use here

Ethan (The Real)

What is that

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/PBu1euYlAYEY8T9C?utm_source=manual

The Unknown King of Moderation

NEW SHIP GUYS NEW SHIP

ur getting split from madi

i need to message u

someone shut their pieholes

The Unknown King of Moderation

GO CONSUME A DYING STAR

i am on the remains of a dead star. should i eat this star?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BLACK ASS

huh

why is your ass black

Anonymous

i am on the remains of a dead star. should i eat this star?

a exoplanet

Anonymous

hi amihard

that’s not my name

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αmy

that’s not my name

amihard?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your ass as flat as your back

Anonymous

amihard?

yeah

it’s amidhaar

Anonymous

iamnothard, amihard

amidhaar

αmy

amidhaar

amihard. yeah.

Anonymous

amihard. yeah.

amidhaar

amidhaar