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WADE

..

WADE

AH

what

ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE

AMY

THE BIO

?

what about it?

HOLY SHIT

LMFAO

SUMMON WADE

PLESH

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE

Who's Wade?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

VIRGO

IM SCARED

yay lgbtq person!

Actually I'm a Leo

. . .

Are the cool people gone??

WILKIN

HELP

?

What do you need help with?

Go away

So they are gone

Damn

Why? I didn't do anything wrong

Its bio scared me

If you can't accept that I'm trans gay and go by neo pronouns just leave :|

it's almost 2024

God help us all

Ima go pray for all yall rn

I’m supportive of most ppl but I can tell ur bait

Actually I think science can help us a lil more than "god"

Yeh now Ik ur bait

Lmao

didn't I used to play with you when I was younger

Oh stuf ur a femboy

Lil foaggot

HEY

Pedo??

that's a slur

Help how did i mispell that

Like I don’t believe in god (I worship a enormous alien named Leviathan) but Ik ur just trying to mess w these guys

slurs are mean

no I mean the pfp it's the worm thing

noooo

"thats a slur"

Stfu fag

two bp fags in one post

Its fucking intoxicacating my brain

Wow. You people are horrible

I didnt know there where that many pronouns

The other person is a bait acc

I’m the true one

they're actually Neo pronouns.

Kill yourself

WTH IS A NEO PRONOUN

SOME TYPE

GBFGDTFXHGCJYFHCFDTR

It’s like that scene where Godzilla hits Fake Godzilla w his atomic breath and reveals MechaGodzilla underneath

it's a new pronoun like zhe/zhem

No.

Nope.

Nuh uh.

Goodbye

not real

Lol ok bye Homophobe

I believe this piece of media has been created for the sole purpose of provoking a hostile reaction

you're the only piece of media that has the sole purpose of hostile reactions.

the string would always break

Like I’m supportive of the LGBTQ and am a femboy myself actually but I can tell ur just acting out silly stereotypes ur clearly a bait acc it’s so obvious bc no LGBTQ ppl act this way. Only the ppl who hate it think they do

I'm not homophobic

I just hate bp people

That is your fuckin problem u should have been more gentle bitch

You're a femboy?

I support LGBTQIA+. LGBTQ is a poor umbrella term that doesn't suit anyone anymore.

Yes

EWEWEWWWWWWWWw

eW

EWe

w

ww

w

GET IT AWAY

GET IT AWAYYYYYYY

WTAF TOAST??!!?!?

NO

NOO

No it's your fault you should have made the string better

BAD TOAST

BAD

*COUGH*

IM CHOKING ON WATER CAUSEA U

I rlly don’t think the I should be in the acronym bc it stands for Intersex, which is an smthn that’s like a deformity

BAD

BAD TOASITE

BAD

BADD

BAD TOAST

I saw that btw

Ok

I DIDNT MAKE ME

WHAT?!?

YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF

Now are you a hot femboy or really ugly?

WTF

RESEARCH

HELP

Neither I rlly wouldn’t rlly csll myself hot

IM LOSING BRAINCELSS

But like I’m not ugly

Unfollowed

No longer liked

Get off my site fag

LMAOOOO

Goodnight

Gn

Goodnight Angel

im sorry neopronouns aren't valid

penis!

Bradieee. Do not stay on this site for your own good. These people are extremely queerphobic. Get out for your own safety, please. Be careful out there

Lmao

Lol

Oh my god

Every time I’m off dagger’s on

That's usually how it works

And he’s saying that he wants to talk to me cause I’m cool ig

That's good

Yeah yeah sure sure

How are you wilk

Tired honestly

You?

I feel kinda empty

Why if I may ask

It's about a girl

Is she nice

I don't know honestly

worstjokesever.com/community/p/6585f216866fe331b4d3f587

I told the whole story here

Near the e end

Welp

Move on ig

Yeah

I just

I don't know

People like that don’t need to be in your life

Mess with your feelings and leading you on

hey toast

Yeah

Hey Amy

you don't have to feel bad over her.

I really thought she liked me

she's messing with your feelings for fun.

It made me happy

i know. i'm so, so unbelievably sorry.

Do you feel anything? Stupid? Mad?

No

Damnit, I’ve had shit like that happens to me.

Just

Empty

i know what you feel

when you really like someone

and they lead you on

it hurts.

Whores like them don’t deserve it your attention.

but, you get over it. you talk to your friends, and forget about her.

Try listening to music or watching a movie. Don’t do anything crazy yk?

Hell my stupid ass autocorrect makes me wanna kys

yeah 100% toast

talk to us

I won't

don't do anything

Hiii guys

Do anything stupid I mean

Hey cutie

yeah

again, i'm sorry.

you're a cool guy.

Gay.

Okay, it’s okay to feel this way

Hiiii Wilkiiinnnnn

Quite the opposite

yeah, feel your feelings.

Oh that’s right, “homiesexual.”

and you can always talk to me on uwu

it ain't gay if they have socks on

We are here for you bud

God, people in the chat don’t know. Stop

Dagger you still there?

Yeah.

Wilk,

you know what I would recommend? blocking her on everything and then BELIEVING that she’s messaging you but not unblocking her cause that’s honestly the best way to cope

and SaH?

Hm?

Uhm yeah?

“Cutie”? 🤔

It’s not a thing I swear

AGQGQGQHQHQJJQ

Ah yes, I see. 😐😂

i feel like that would be getting too attached

It’s alright, Wilk. 😂

like just constantly believing

just blocking her should work fine

And i responded to the other chat

Yeah

OR u can get obsessed with someone elze

else

because that also works

Toast, don’t believe shit. Just forget about her. She will only cause you pain and misery. I know from experience.

yeah

So many people think weird things about me

True

i'm sorry.

not to be the immature one but pause

Nah, it’s not weird. I’m just confused.

“Cutie”? 🤣

what's your favorite movie?

he's just a country bumpkin dw

What’s that supposed to mean?

SaH, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

GUESS

Probably Happy Gilmore

Yeah, i know and I'm proud of you too

I responded to the chat I made

It's just a goofy movie

i'll have to check it out :)

Uh-hm

oo it's on hulu

maybe i'll watch it

Thank you.

so when someone says something that could very easily be taken out of context and could mean something sexual, u can say things such as pause, that’s what she said, ayo, etc.

Mhm.

It's pretty funny

looks like it

Cringe

Of course, for some it takes much longer

Im aware

lmfao the whole paragraph

oh shit it has adam sandler

i'm definitely watching it

what's your fav holiday movie?

Toast, you’re what? 13 or 14?

14, yes

Relationships don’t mean shit at this age.

Forget about it till you’re at least 17.

Dagger, but you know, you can always text me if you need someone to talk to

Trust me.

Yeah

OH SHIT WHO TF MADE THIS post

the person

I know, SaH. And I’m grateful for this.

thats true

Hey Fappy

honestly idk whether to call it a person

wsg toast

kids don't even know what a relationship is

Call it and it.

Exactly.

use it

^^^^^^^

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

They think it’s all about fun and kissing and shit. But it’s so much more.

HIII FLAPPYYYYY

hru sahhhhh <33

i just want someone to drink hot cocoa with

that's reproduction, gullible fool

ISN'T it late where you live

go to bed

Okeeee

Hehe noooo pllssss

with peppermint

I got some new gum

what flavor

what times it for you

i'm partial to cinnamon

ew

00:29

Love isn’t just about sex.

Bubble Fresh Cotton Candy

i know

Yeahhh

Go to sleep

i want some

It’s about working together and being there for each other.

yeah

C'mon it's winter breakkkkk yayyyy

doubt it'll ever happen tho

I second that

💯

communication, honesty, and respect

Btw how are you doing Flappy?

loyalty

that too

growing as people together

at least we got friends

not me acting like I know shit abt this 💀 flappy check uwu

i read that as growling and i was so confused

God my hands still smell like her pets

okay, this relationship stuff is goofy. How is everyone?

im doin good :)

alr

Fappy

bad

I'm glad you are doing good

not everything is about you

it’s GAY

you asked

Mm?

Funny name

only when you make it

hby sah

Fappy

I’m choosing to make it gay

I'm alright

no fap february

strange, don't remember that

KILL THIS FUCKER

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Oh Hi Wadee

falappy check UWU CREW

WADE

THIS ABOMINATION

ur a bitch

CALM CALM

Hi Wade

fa la la la lappy

huh, must've been an alt lol

this bio is wild wtf bro

dagger, if you're still here, wanna go on the other chat?

you're stupid

you fell for it

what

FELL FOR WHAT

WHAT IS THERE TO FALL FPR

ITS A QUESTIOn

SMALL TALK

THERE IS NO TRICK

I'm getting a TV on my room

niiiice

oh gosh oh darn. It's okay to admit you're wrong, kiddo. we all make mistakes

shuck you

Niceeee

like some corn

gonna rip out yer kernels

MY CAT IS BEING SO CUTE RNNN awwwee

what.

the fuck-

creature

HAS THAT KINDA PFP

HII DONUTTT

SEND PHOTOS

MADI HIIIII

HI SAHHH <3

Hi Donut

feels good to be right

MADIII

HI

<3333

HI AMYY

OMFG I MISSED YOU ALL DAY

Hi toast.

HI FLAPPERS <#

<3*

SIDE EYE

IT WAS SO BORING WITHOUT YOU

Why do I get a period?

WHATCHU MEAN BY THT

NOT LIKE THAT SMH

cause you didnt use CAPS

MHMHHMHM

SHES ON MY FEET SO NO

BITCH I HAVE STANDARDS

EVEN BETTER

I KNOW BRO WHAT APPEN THO

guys dont get periods toast

LITERALLY NOTHING

flapper your stupid

pause

YOURE LYING SO MUCH HAPPENED

ErM ActUalLY

FOOT FETISH?

NO?

you're, and um actually it was a joke

Fapper

I'm bored

hi bored

THE WHOLE CHEX SHENANIGANS

i'm amy

Check uwu crew

Me too

WHO CARES HONESTLY

Me too Wilk, me too

AS LONG AS MAL'S OK

I DON'T REALLY CARE

AMY

UR PFP

YEAH

I KNOW

ITS BAD

BUT

LOOKS LIKE A LATINA KAREN

😭

LEAVE ME ALONE

It doesn't look like you're getting bent over anymore though

It's progress

yup

HONESTLY SHE LOOKS MORE SOUTH ASIAN TO ME

damn, dead chat

A little

wonder who killed it

you

Lol

what? no

yes

Hopefully not me

it sensed your presence

and promptly proceeded to decease

I'm not that weird

you are

how?

YOU ARE BURRITOS

WITH HATS

....

freddie dredd

and?

what in the satanic rituals ?

SACRILEGE

1nonly ft Freddie Dredd

IK

IT WAS FIRe

I LOVE FREDDIE DREDD

HI

POPTHATTRUNK

MAL

HIIO MAAALLLL

Hi

TOAST

SAH

HI

HI MAL

HOW ARE YOU

AMY HI

huh?

IM GOOD HBU

HI BURR

sir

FIR$EE

yar har

HI DONUT

siri

HI MAL

Rawr

CHARLIEEE

MALLY

CHAR

HIIIII

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

DADDY MALL

FLAPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

OML

HAIIIIII

I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY HI TO ME IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL LMAO

guys

IK THAT SONG

hehehe

Hey Angel

tomorrows christmas eve

HI GUYSS

Hey toast

MY MOM CALLS IT CHRISTMAS ADAM BC ADAM AND EVE

WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE TOAST