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hello

ehat just happened?

TOAST DADDY

So is this the new chat no?

FUCking hell

I can ontinue my song

I won hehehehe

johnny depp

But early to the riddle not yet begun

nuh uh

makes me feel things

NO YOU CAN NOT

good job ballsack

Fr

August the First Eighteen ninety threeee

hows ur day shy

The charmed ship Plutonia

Bros the riddler

Sailed like a ray into Cornwall

And none too soon it seems

Guys, i will reveal who i am, i am not "shy"

That night the Captain's granddaughter Would celebrate her birthday "I've come a long way, " said the Captain "From Lost Christabel this night Accompanied by my dog familiar To blast your rafters with my surprise! Granddaughter, it's a foreign mirror Taken from the jungle by crime!"

lil bro

Stories on land, stooorms at sea

'Tween eighteen ninety two, and ninety threeee

*rizzler

why did sooploosh break out into song?

I ammmm...... Jeffeririririr

when grandad saaaailed

to Mexicooooo

WHEN TABLES COLLAPSE

AND FLOORS HAVE FILLED

AND THE PARTY'S OVER

ha ha ha. so funny

SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP

IT'S ALL OVER

Hey how’s it going?

SEA DOGS AND ROCKERS WIIILLLL DWELL ON DOOM

how do we shut the fuck?

IVE WARPED THE STUFF OF GROUNDS

WHAT SEEMS TO BE IS NOT

BEHIND CLOSED EYEEES

REALIZE YOUR SIGHT

I'll be serious now, I ammmmm bob

uh huh

MINE, GRANDAUGHTER, PROVES A SURPRISE

so serious

MORE LIGHT THEN SUUUN

i was telling sooploosh to shut up

u good sooploosh?

MOR DARK THAN NIIIIIGHT

AND MORE A SNARE THAN LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST

ok my lil songs over now =>

awwww.

come on

I started it like halfway thru tho

FINE I AMMMMM........ yk what, i'll let you figure it out for urself, i will give u hint, more alt accs than Opal

ok...

hi el

:(

LITTLE?!?!?!?!

hru

:(

good, but keep it quiet, everyone hates meeee

:c

:(

:c

:(

:c

:9

:0

what

keyboard

:!

:V

:v

for a few reasons that are not wrong

:V

will you leave me lone?

:V

alone*

:Vv

:v

:V

:v

:E

:e

i won't bully u or anything

:#

STOP SPAMMING

:1

:(

wdym

i'm leaving now

bye

cya

Fuck no

(forever)

...

Of course you’re fucking El

fuck.

wade...

its a good thing im leaving now (forever)

irl too?

no

oh few

i dont wanna die anymore, i got a massive crush :)

hehe

Oh good for u

oh fuck. don't talk about it here. i don't want to fall asleep

No you aren’t

wdym

yes i am, adios

Don’t get your hopes up, you’re extremely unlikeable

wade...

im different irl

master...

you dk me

Wade do u like camels

its called the "cyber effect," wade

actually the camel thing has gotten old it just seems weird now

el, feel free to chat on quotev, tho

kk

adios WJE

Hey wade what if we went on a date n saw a movie (hopefully Godzilla Minus Color bc thats probably the best movie n theaters rn) n then we went to an Italian restaurant n had lasagna n then we kissed (after having mints bc our lasagna breath would be weird)

love me love me

say that you love me

my elbpw hurts

man everything hurts today

quoting this

emo

wade would be down for that

physically

maybe instead of lasagna just give each other head

wade loves men that give him head

i love getting physical

bye

NO

FORGIVE ME

no

WHY

You’re not leaving, bullshit

I LOVE YOU

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

that

WAde

.....

did u see what I said

oh its angel

with that many i’s we could probably start a government tracking agency

REAL

I’d do that with Toast maybe

"I found it hard, it's hard to find, oh well, whatever, nevermind" goes unbelievably hard

did i do smthin..?

he did, he’s just trying to repress his sexual urges

oh..

…💀

help I'm not tryna be rude

oh! wow, its angel

no no its ok

*

BAHAHHAH

i gtg anyways

Hey Charlie!

nevertheless you are

awww bye char

Flappy u give off this rude aura u could say u luv someone n it would seem rude or sarcastiv

bye bbg

^^

hsve a good day

she is so rude

gay

Damn that goes hard

i am not

hate me hate me, say that you hate me... oh wait, you don't need to, i can already tell

Ikr

yes you are

i am so kind, smh

sleepy joe?

falseth

Maratus sarahae

.

now that’s a dick i would suck

This is the LARGEST member of the Maratus genus

Geez fucking liar, just leave already

ITS SO TINY

big dick

nuh uh

THEY PROBABLY ARE SO SMALL THEY CANT EVEN SEE ALL OF US

that’s what she said

brb

Not abt me she didnt

hi, im on ANOTHER alt acc lol

I LOVE THE MARATUS GENUS

THEY'RE SO FUN

Fucking retard

sooploosh!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Truly the best spiders

I DID A WHOLE REPORT ON THEM

alright im gonna lsave

Hiii leo =3

thx for compliment

hii

SEE GUYS THIS IS WHY THE FEMBOY IS COOL

what did i miss?

EXACTLY

HE UNDERSTANDS COOL ANIMAL SHIT LIKE ME

keyboard

I luv how at first they didnt even know they danced n then some guy just discovered it

real

Fr lmao

yuh

guys what did i miss

Also sad Maratus Sarahae fact: they're only found on like, one mountain in the whole world I think

El is back

oh she is?

Maratus speciosus is found in like one little desert area in australia

are you guys talking about spiders or something

its so sad

fr bro imagine having to chill in one little island for your whole life

It says on the peacock spider website that it may go extinct

sooploosh

and that the footage he took may be like that one footage of the thylacine in the zoo

Aww thats so sad

They're such cool looking spiders too

spiders are um interesting imo

my friend is terrified of spiders

Even Maratus?

This is a male Maratus Sarahae

what is that

Ooh

It is the largest member of the Maratus genus

that looks so cool :D

They do a lil dance to impress the girls

Look how cool Maratus speciocus makes are

*males

w rizz

These dont even look like real animals they look like an endemic life from Monster Hunter Rise (no particular one in mind but they look like smthn that would come from that game) https://www.peacockspider.org/

go to https://www.peacockspider.org/

isave

spiders

https://www.peacockspider.org/#/maratus-sp-unnamed-wa-1/ I remember at one point this lil boi was marked as "Undescribed"

now it has a lil name =3

This beautiful animal

Maratus Nubilus

what the fuck

What?

Woah that one looks like it's bioluminescent or smth!

jake will you be the skibidi to my toilet?

I'll be the guy that shits in it

you want to shit on my chest?

lol

Its funny how diverse this genus is. Like look this is just one tiny species

Regional variants

spider

Nature do be like that fr

I like him

look at the name

The name lmao

spider

nuh uh

His opisthosoma looks like a 6 pack

wow

I like how thats their abdomen. Its some like, silly tail. they are so flexible they can lift the whole lower part of their body up like that

And then spread it out and do a lil shimmy shimmy

i have never learned this musch about spiders

Bro said "Hiiiiiii =3"

I find it funny how they keep dancing when they're filmed

teehee

I love how he has those 4 black spikes with the bright setae

like an incomprehensibly large creature that they've never seen anything like before, tall, bipedal, hairless, and holding an enormous singe eye in their arms then sits down to point said enormous eye them

n they're just like

damn ok

and keep dancing

i just wanna dance

bro is dedicating everything to that rizz

w rizzler

spiders are the og rizzlers

imagine being so small that u looked photoshopped

spider

Ok this cant even be a real animal anymore I dont believe this is real

it looks like a cartoon

That's not a spider, that's a ˢᵖᶦᵈᵉʳ

omfg

This isnt real

I dont believe it

ˢᵖᶦᵈᵉʳ

_Spider

^spider

wait how do I make it tiny

like jake’s dick?

=O

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65b7e6b7866fe331b4f33ad3

fuck you

ok guys. back to normal chatting

no

hi amy

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