Madi

PEOPLE

HURRY UR SLOW ASSES UP I DONT GOT ALL DAY

?

IM HERE

WE MISSING 2 PPL

WHO?

IDK]

BUT WE MISSING 2

OH

WHY ARE WE HERE?

ALRIGHT

IT HAS COME UPON ME AND MY WILL POWER

cough lemme just get to the point

EVERYONE

STOP BLAMING AMY

FOR ME AND JAKES BREAKUP

Hello fuckheads

WHICH ID LIKE TO CLARIFY

JAKE HAS CLEARED UP THAT HE HAS NOT

SO THE WJE BEST COUPLE STILL TGHER

I know you are, but what am I?

Id like everyone to stop HARASSING

NOT NAMING ANY NAMES

toast,wade,emily

ETC

Oh, we know well that you two didn't break up.

We're just doing it because we can.

Based

It hasn't, because I have not only one, or two, but 32,567 wives.

DAGGER

STFU BOUT UR WIVES

And they're all the same person genetically so it's not cheating.

YALL NEEDA STOP

IK YALL DISLIKE AMY AND DO IT FOR FUN

BUT YALL GOTTA COOL IT

Naaah

thank you madi

It’s fun

hello dagger jr

What? No, we need to bully amy even more.

Let's break amy.

Exactly

i’m good

you can break opal or smth

Break her down and build her back up

Oh but you see amy it wasn't an offer

again, i’m ok

Opal isn't online often enough for us to do that.

look, if you cool it down, jake will come back.

Plus we already broke her, so to speak.

Exactly

Every waking moment of hers is spent trying to ban evade on thsi site.

^

That’s true

wade

ISTG

Wat

Wade is a mod, so what he says goes.

Wade did you see my message on uwu and the mod post on WJE?

I say bully Amy because funni

im eating a donut

Yeah I saw it

and my name is donut

Based, I agree too.

i say shut the fuck up because it’s getting old.

CANNIBAL WILL GET THE BANNIBAL.

Remember yesterday when Amy liked us bullying her?

Respond then

I need your opinion

Yesterday you said you wanted us to make memes of you.

ITS ADONUT

You even suggested memes we should make.

AND ITS DELICIOUS

CHOCALATE WITH SPRINKLES

You know what, amy, maybe you should make something too.

because memes are funny.

but the constant yelling of “slut” is not.

idc if you make memes

MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND, YOU COCKSUCKER.

Exactly

or occasionally make jokes

I never did that shit.

but the constant harrasing is fucking stupid

I mean..if the name fits

then i’m not talking to you.

It's based.

Based harassment

Hey Wade

Sup

im gonna see if I can go in the hall, hold on

Alr

yall needa chill with it

Yes you are.

IK YALL LIKE CALLING HER WHORE SLUT BASED ASS SHIT

Naah its funni

yall had ur fun

WADE

PINCHE PENDEJO

*have

We'll continue to have more fun.

I WILL SHOVE PROTEIN SHAKES DOWN UR THROAT

The fun never stops

SO THT U THROW UP EVERYTIME U RUN TO THE BUS

Until our dopamine reserves are filled.

Exactly

Now we must psychologically torture amy more

Where did she go

Idk

Probably seething in silence

Let's search

AMY

Come out come out where ever you are.

We just want to give you a motivational message

dagger

Motivational

i will do it.

WHAT.

I WILL DO IT.

Oh, thanks, Donut.

You're the best.

nah

i meant

LALALALA

LALALAL

ELMOS WORLD

ELMOS WORLDDDD

Oh, fuck.

YEAH

Oh I thought she meant she’d bully Amy with us

i did

Yeah, nevermind, Wade, this isn't worth it.

CANT ANYMORE YALL

Yeah..

WE CANT BE HARASSING AMY

yeah yeah good job

SEE WILK

I wouldn't wish that kind of torture on my worst enemy. (Amy)

Exactly

torture yall with elmos world

next is baby shark if yall keep it up

So, I have a new plan.

DAGGER

(We must harass Amy when Donut isn’t on)🤫

Instead of psychologically torturing amy

We will PHYSICALLY torture amy.

im always on thats the thing wade

EXACTLY

BRILLIANT IDEA

IM ALWAYS WATCHING

Let's find amy's address.

alright monkeys im back

YALL ARE IDIOTS

TOAST

MY GUY TOAST

Hey Donut

Bring a chainsaw, a scalpel, and a bonesaw, And let's start the "operation".

WILL U STOP BULLYING AMY

Toast is going to North Carolina

why?

That’s where Amy lives

cause yall had enough fun

stop bullying amy

*have

Alright, boys, looks like we're taking a roadtrip.

ROADTRIP

Pack your bags on top of the sedan.

any other reason donut?

Who’s driving?

nah

just stop bullying her yall

A meme idea: (ME AND THE BOYS ON OUR WAY TO TORTURE AMY TO DEATH)

YALL HAD UR FUN

NO MAS

YES

thats the line form the 21 savage song

DAGGER

...ngl thts funny BUT DAGGER

YALL BETTER BE JOKING

FINE

I'll tolerate her

Right…joking

good toast

unless she says something stupid

WADE

I AINT DONE WITH U

She always says something stupid

true

Where'd everyone go?

damn

oml

WADE

CMON BUDDY

Me and the boys on our way to jump Amy:

STEP AWAY FRM THE MEMES

THE MEMES

THE MEMES BATMAN

THE MEEEMES

LOOK AT THE MEMES

AND THE CHATS

DONT FORGET THE CHATS

THEY'VE SAID WAAY WORSE STUFF

dead chat

Yep

So Wade

how are you?

feeling better?

Still shitty

better than yesterday?>

Kind of but also worse

mmm

drink honey

SLUT

WHORE

SLUT

WHORE

SLUT

WHORE

KRIS

SLUT

WHORE

ILL BEAT UR ASS TOO

SLUT

SHUSH

WHORE

Kris, what class are you in rn

BITCH U CALLING ME A SLUT?

HOW DARE U

lunch

im calling amy a slut

stop it

behave

I do know one thing though

bitches they come they go

ISNT THT A SONG

saturday through sunday monday

monday through sunday yo

i may not love you monday

maybe well someday grow

KRIS

SH

till then just sit your drunk ass on that fucking runway hoe

cause i cant be yiour superman

cant be your superman

okay

yall act like you nevere seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor

Ew. Chris Chan.

like pam and tommy just burst in the door

Didn't you rape your own senile mother?

and started whooping her ass worse than before

huh?

my names kristian

Huh

I thought it was Chris Chan.

Dyslexia time.

are you dyslexic?

oh sorry

Donut come back and help me cure my dyslexia.

AADEN

Bye.

fuck you

screenshooted

you said it yourself in a public chat so its your fault

no.

You high, baby? Yeah Ya Talk to me You want me to tell you something? Uh-huh I know what you wanna hear

'Cause I know you want me baby I think I want you too "I think I love you baby" I think I love you too I'm here to save you girl Come be in Shady's world I wanna grow together Let's let our love unfurl You know you want me baby You know I want you too They call me Superman I'm here to rescue you I wanna save you girl Come be in Shady's world "Ooh boy you drive me crazy" Bitch you make me hurl

They call me Superman Leap tall hoes in a single bound I'm single now Got no ring on this finger now I'd never let another chick bring me down In a relationship Save it bitch, babysit You make me sick Superman ain't savin' shit Girl you can jump on Shady's dick Straight from the hip, cut to the chase I tell a motherfuckin' slut to her face Play no games, say no names Ever since I broke up with what's-her-face I'm a different man, kiss my ass Kiss my lips, bitch why ask? Kiss my dick, get my cash I'd rather have you whip my ass Don't put out, I'll put you out Won't get out, I'll push you out Puss blew out, poppin' shit Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out Am I too nice? Buy you ice Bitch if you died, wouldn't buy you life What you tryin' to be? My new wife? What you Mariah, fly through twice

But I do know one thing though Bitches, they come they go Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday yo Maybe I'll love you one day Maybe we'll someday grow 'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho

'Cause I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Your Superman, your Superman

Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes It's no secret, everybody knows Yeah we fucked, bitch so what? That's about as far as your buddy goes We'll be friends, I'll call you again I'll chase you around every bar you attend Never know what kinda car I'll be in We'll see how much you'll be partying then You don't want that, neither do I I don't wanna flip when I see you with guys Too much pride between you and I Not a jealous man, but females lie But I guess that's just what sluts do How could it ever be just us two I'd never love you enough to trust you We just met and I just fucked you

But I do know one thing though Bitches, they come they go Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday yo Maybe I'll love you one day Maybe we'll someday grow 'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho

'Cause I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Your Superman, your Superman

'Cause I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Your Superman, your Superman

'Cause I know you want me baby I think I want you too "I think I love you baby" I think I love you too I'm here to save you girl Come be in Shady's world I wanna grow together Let's let our love unfurl You know you want me baby You know I want you too They call me Superman I'm here to rescue you I wanna save you girl Come be in Shady's world "Ooh boy you drive me crazy" Bitch you make me hurl

First thing you say "I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars all day I don't see what the big deal is anyway You're just plain old Marshall to me" Ooh yeah girl run that game "Hailie Jade, I love that name Love that tattoo, what's that say?" "Rot in pieces, uh, that's great" First off you don't know Marshall At all so don't grow partial That's ammo for my arsenal I'll slap you off that bar stool There goes another lawsuit Leave hand prints all across you Good Lordy whoadie You must be gone off that water bottle You want what you can't have Ooh girl that's too damn bad Don't touch what you can't grab End up with two backhands Put anthrax on a Tampax, and slap you 'til you can't stand Girl you just blew your chance Don't mean to ruin your plans

But I do know one thing though Bitches, they come they go Saturday through Sunday, Monday Monday through Sunday yo Maybe I'll love you one day Maybe we'll someday grow 'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho

'Cause I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Your Superman, your Superman

'Cause I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman I can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Can't be your Superman Your Superman, your Superman

'Cause I know you want me baby I think I want you too "I think I love you baby" I think I love you too I'm here to save you girl Come be in Shady's world I wanna grow together Let's let our love unfurl You know you want me baby You know I want you too They

What's wrong with you

dead chat

hey fappy

hey pooks miss me?

oh shit dont start w the fappy

sorry

typing mistake

RYLEEEEEEEEEEE

RYLYYYYYYYYy

HIHIHIIHIHI

BAHAHHAHAHS

Hey Rylee

hiii

Fappy

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHI

(Not a typing mistake)

Fapping

lapping

capping

meanie

crapping

why dont you like being called fappy?

I MISSED U RYLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

its just a goofy nickname

bc thats not my name smhsmh

It's funny, though.

Fappy Flappy

ion rlly mind it tbh

You don't know what "fap" means.

I do

dont overdo it.

Yeah, it's the sound you make when you-

Nevermind.

I hate the design of my school

shit looks so bleak

All schools are soulless rectangles.

stop

I wouldn't be surprised if they used prison blueprints.

thats not even my last name

DELETE IT

Thank you

And this is why you never tell anyone in real life about WJE.

ITS BETTER THAN MINE

yeah

Its not

MINE WAS LITERALLY DESIGNED BY PEOPLE WHO DESIGN JAILS BRO

ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HEARTLESS

sounds better than what we have

so is ours

its just squares

no cool muras\ls

no welcoming colors

just gray

and beige

and white

so is ours

and some black

least you guys have plants

some probably fake plants

Soulless.

theyre only in the upstairs hallways

I cant wait ot leave

AHEM WHATS WRONG WITH U

Oh here we go

U DONT JOIN ME IN SINGING ELMOS WORLD DAGGER

aye im bsck

back

No. Please. No.

heheh

it will cure your dyslexia

srry

FLAPPY

HI

hi

HRU

all

?

omg the best fam

(shhhh she has to feel included)

ag is shitty family

Oh.

Yes, I have so much dyslexia.

I MEAN.

FLAPPY HRU?

I hadsbve os mchu dxlsyxeaia

yes thank you

alr

hiiiii

whats UP

dagger

stfu

UR NOT DSYLEXIC

hey! im good

not much

stop gatekeeping dyslexia

go away

tahw U naem

Shoo.

it' 2 am :0

12 pm

What the fuck? North Korea? You are literally living in 1984.

lunch was so fucking good

Oh wait it could be South Korea.

Korea South?

south korea and uhhh im young

how would it be north korea

NEVER

;-;

oop

Ok, you live in the good Korea.

dagger daggger

stfu

see

ur ass

DONT HAVE DSYLEXIA

UR SPELLING PERFECTLY FINE

Why do you always lurk in my house.

I know it's you.

Madi go on uwu

I heard sounds from the basement yesterday.

I DID

Schlong

actually im in ur walls

Wade

Leave my house.

HI WADE

Wade go on mod powt

no <3

Post

K

regardless korea is shit so

WADE UR MY FAV GRANDKID BECUZ U KILED SOMEONE

aYE

Yeah but at least you're not living in a dictatorship.

dagger did you hear that noise

What the fuck are you doing in the basement?

Yes, leave.

i guess so :)

What the hell are you doing

in the vents?

Dagger I’m in the walls

What are you two doing in my house?

im in my bedroom

I’m in your walls

becuase its like 2 am and my parents think im sleeping

why?

worstjokesever.com/community/p/657c894d866fe331b4cb9b5c

IM BORED UGHHHHHHH

HI

HEHEHEHEHE

IM IN UR VENTS AGAIN DAGGER

HEHEHEHEEHEEH

MALLLL

MALLARD

FLAPPYYYY

MALLYYY

becuase they think i go to bed early but im sleep deprived as shit

FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY

IM AT A MEET RN

OOOOOO

Get out of the vents.

hi

I DONT WANNA BE :CRIES:

u DIDNT SEE THAT

SUUUUUUURE

my throat dry asf

nooo

i havent dranken anything all morning

hehehehe

skz

drink waterrr

ITS AT AN INDOOR POOL THOUGH

stay hydrated guys

i haven't drank anything since yesterday afternoon heheh

DRINK

OOOO

I HAVENT BEEN TO ONE OF THESE SINCE LIKE SUMMERTIME

Ok Donut, I turned the heater on. So, get out of the vents unless you want to be air fried.

HAHA

flappy look at my bio

i dont recall eating anything yesterday oop

same 😋

Dagger I’m in the fridge

oop

wooooow

hehehe

Stop eating my food, bastard.

나 어제부터 아무것도 안 먹었어

LMFAO

My bad

지난 밤에 보지를 먹었어

i want food

Now I know why my house stinks too.

i j ate a fruit cup!

It's because you're here.

씨발 뭐야??????

your house smells like ass dagger

지난 밤에 보지를 먹었어

Because you and Wade are crawling through it and stinking it up.

Nasty motherfuckers.

lol

my house smeels pretty nice

gtg

i want food

Dagger I’m in the stairs

Donut you in particular smell like you've been dead for two weeks.

OH MY LEFT LUNG HURTS

EXCUSE ME?

IOWWEW

I SMELL LIKE BATH AND BODYWORKS TY

CHERRY BLOSSOM

donut why are you so stinky

take a shower

or smth

why are ur cats so stinky

My house doesn't have stairs. You're in the wrong house. Lmao.

I smell like *SNIFF* I smell like something

they arent

make them take a bath