Looking for Company

No

Deal with me

Nope

Womp

This site should just die already…

Real

I SHOULD PUT THE MOST ATTENTION SEEKING POSTS UP TO DRIVE PPL AWAY

We already have enough of those..

hi cunt

Thank the lord.

Lmao

HI COSMO

Guess im likable

whore

Slut

(not u madi)

wade's the whore here

(I know)

FINALLY GEEZ WHERE THE FUCK WERE U GUYS

I'm not likable but I'm here... Bungholes

BUNGHOLE

uhm

not here?

hi arik

Im on call with Jake and chanel

Wsg eric

nice

Not much mate, not much, how's it hanging?

I’m extremely bored lol, well I was until u all came on

omg im on call too

lol

Bored? You mean like in "Bored Pana"?

*panda

uh oh

Lmao no never using that site again

bored panda is a place to go if you are bored

I’d rather fuck a cactus

and hate jews

me neither

i come from the cactus state

arizona

hot

yup

weather

California!

its already in the 90s

california

nah, thats the cringe vegan state

wade youre from cali?

...in the 90s... mate you're taking about my childhood... You Americans are always fucking my European mind with your measurements...

in the 50s

or the high 40s

celcius

i think

YOU ARE SO OLD

WHAT THE FUCK

actually, maybe in the 30s

30s

hes 35...

WHAT

celcius

Damn that’s wild

my mom is 45

that’s crazy

Arik is older than Matt

if i remember, the human body is at 37° C

Who's Matt?

WHAT

hi leoo hi cosmo

The dude who made this site

THATS SO ILLEGAL

hi arik idk you but hi

AHH

Fuck... I'm old

hes the creator of this site

Lmao that’s alr

YOUR 19 YEARS OLDER THAN ME 😭😭😭

wait wait wait

arik how old are you

He’s 35

well, ur hated by half of the world, so its a great time to be alive

Here we go... Grandpa telling stories from the great war...

Ooo story time!🚬🍿

oh wow

Back in the 90s people smoked in cinemas...

Tf

and he's a pedo because he's jewish

🍿🍿🍿

Logic

😁😁😁😁

oh hell no

I consent

oop

Jeffrey Epstein...

pffft

Lmao

......

.... in the 90s we also had things called "landline phones"

LANDLINE PHONES!?

They sucked

I have one in my house

I have one of those things! It just doesn't work

PHONE BOOTH = TIME TRAVEL

its conected to my wall

Jeffrey Edward Epstein was an American financier and sex offender. Born and raised in New York City, Epstein began his professional life as a teacher at the Dalton School despite lacking a college degree. After his dismissal from the school in 1976, he entered the banking and finance sector, working at Bear Stearns in various roles before starting his own firm. Epstein cultivated an elite social circle and procured many women and children whom he and his associates sexually abused.

hmmmm

Thank for nerding out

I once shat in a phone booth... Bad case of diarrhoea

I need that information

no kidding?

LMAO

No kidding...

Imagine having sex in a phone booth

That sound like fun

well that was probably a shitty experienve

Not in that one though

arik

Have sex then shit

Lol

do not be a pedo

bc

thats my job

Cosmo callback!

....

It was mate... The phone book came in handy though

nuh uh, cunt

someone better quotebook this

Yuh huh

Which part? Also lemme book mark this tab

yeah, good idea

there is a quotebook for this site?

yeah

This will haunt me all my life...

That's shitty

Our best quotes are of me and Jake being gay

have u ever told ur wife about that

ehhh

You're always gay

Or the sex jokes

yeah

or my pickup line

Wait repeat it

She knows it all too well... and she enjoys reminding me of it...

She was in there with u wasn’t she?

Oop!

you have a wife

Wanna know the best part about the story?

that’s crazy

i have a husband

Yes

HELL YEA

No man🤣

...

…

...

hell no

It happened in FUCKING GERMANY

yass

hi

LMAO

OOP

Of course it did

Hiiiiii!

oh crap

hi amihard

AMYYY

I think you mean “oh shit”

/

wanna see a picture of me at my regatta

I just read that like Amy hard

OMG

LEOOO

HIII

HISS

hey cosmo

LEOS MY BBG

Actually that's what makes me feel quite good about the whole thing...

MOVE BITCH

HONMQDI

HI MADI

OMGG

HIII

Lmfao

frrrrr

Madi spawned in

i have yall ranked now

fr

Now we just need Jake

what happened to sonic era

Yeah smh smh

Leos mine fr

AINT THAT RIGHT LEO

WE BESTIES

hi madi

JAZZY

YESS

Hi jazz

smhhh u didn’t even say hi madi

hru

wsg

Arik Cosmo u still here or has this chat been womanized?

FLAPPY

FLAPPY

it was womanized because of u

hi flappy

Me, Jake and chanel are watching napoleon dynamite

Whatd I do

Ooh so that’s why he asked me

i love that movie

vote pedro

tell chanel i said hi

hiii

Wade is gay that's why

guys

i have a headache

mhm

LMAO

for jake

drink water

Water

wade, what number is this

omg funnnn i love watching movies with him lol

21!

69

.....

its 71 you dumb fuck

u gotta try

71!

do hedgehogs have pussies

I thought it was 71

MARIAAAAAA

hypothetically

I hope so

21

oh so that’s her name lol

ny friend showed me it for a smash or pass

21 come do some for me

when wade says the wrong number, u call him a dumb fuck. when jake says the wrong number, you call him perty cute

I think it’s 71

no no it’s 42

No i call him colorblind

its 74 youre all wrong

y’all are dumb

Yeah sounds abt right

it’s literally 42

smh

No its 420

colorblid people

oh shit it is 74

Color autism

it 300

ITS 74

yesterday i was 4:20

yall are BLIND

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

-shit

i said that wrong

NUH UH

yesyerday was 4/20

you guys are stealing my ideas

I CANT SEE BRO

ITS SO LOW QUALITY

NEITHER CAN I

I WAS CLOSE ENOUGH

guys its so hot outside

it is

71-74

um

so ur also colorblind?

Good evening my fellow RAPPERS

imagine

I got glasses and I still cant see that shit

RAPBOAT WSG

whore

i thought that said fappers

Sup WADE

Hi

80 degrees 😢

it’s 64

fym

rookie numbers

it's 46

stfu

112 degrees

The only people that need to fap are RAP-HATING VIRGINS who have never smelled the female vagina

amy probably smelled herself

so, u?

erm

calm down

I get SHIPLOADS of pussy

and many rap lovers are virgins

Saywhat

hes had a few special brownies

dw about it

Rap-listeners are sex-indulging chads

NO

I'm color blind

I SAW 71 but i had to look closer

Can confirm

jake’s colorblindbess rubbed of on u

go mastrubate to andrew tate

Make your eyeball touch the screen

off

me too

but I'm probably wrong

its 74

Madi I have a question

No it’s 71

Andrew tate doesn’t listen to as much rap as he should

And his jawline makes me wanna PUKE

Who else thinks green bathrooms are fucking ugly?

oh yeah...

ani!

tight af

100%

it depends on the shade

also hi arik

Unless its like a sage then no

your mom’s pussy is rlly tight

Hi, I mean that moss/ avocado/ puke green...

I bet I can find out where you got all that shade from, bitch

Arik ain’t this site like…100x better than BP

huh

100%

stop ignoring m

e

what did i do to youuu

Dude facts tho

Huh

Facts

hi wade

well, u met toast there, so it probably means at least something to you

uh oh

UH OHHH

wade did u pull again

I met Toast and Arik there

Wdym?

👨🏿‍🦲🍉🍗💧🔫

Sup

and me

smh

and flappy

and emily

and me

and soopy

and perc

how are you

Oh yeaaaaaaah forgot u were there

hi cosmo

I’m good hbu

...

cupcake

stOpignroingme

she’s an alt

hmm

i just stalked on bp

L take

i was too tired for you guys

wait, really?

WHO IS SHE

99% sure

WHO IS HER MAIN

But yeah ur right Cosmo, It does hold some value as much as I hate it, I wouldn’t have met Toast and Arik and stuff so ur right

no im not i just changed my bio

prolly caley

The good ol' days...

lol we had some good times there

y

lol

remember the troll war

It was fucking funny

oh boy

and spiderpunk

Definitely lol

We should make accounts mandatory ngl. Like you literally need nothing. Just a username and a password.

until the trans furries made it depressing

and blue mouse

Slayer of the dragon in law

Wait wait wait you agree?!

i miss makaila

fuck furries man

DUDE YES

So fucking true

i don't really like it a lot anymore

100%

I mean I don’t blame you lmfao

I mean, I have no problem with them, but holy crap they need to understand common sense

...

It became stupid... Honestly, that fat lady impersonating her cats totally killed it for me...

it was like that until like a month ago and everyone threw a fit lolol

OMG IKR

HELP

ok byr

Wait who was that?

NO AMY DONT LEAVE

Some fat chick who was in jail and now spends her days commenting on BP as her cats...

Oh damn, glad I left when I did lol

✌️

It was the absolute overkill

lol I bet

dead ass char

*chat

im bored

BESTIE

HIII

hiiiii bestie

Alr I got church! BRB I’m like an hr, cya guys!

bye wade

Hruuu

byyee wade

hey, she was nice tho

who

imagine

ig fine idk kinda not fine

why?

bc my bf

that something, audi and shilah, oh my person

I went to church about 4 years ago

i feel like breaking up with hi

him

i never went to church

do ittt

correction

4 hours ago

xactly mate... https://www.boredpanda.com/community/shylabouche_1/

srry

idk jazzy ill still loe him

love

i thought he was the one that wanted to break up with u

Me neither....

meep mp

cupcake I'm gonna say this as nice as I possible can

Get your head out of your ass

wym

he is a fucking asshole

this what he look like cosmo

he looks zesty

one zesty mf

See you mate, best regards to Jesus...✌️

Praise the Lord its Sunday

Jumpscare

Fr

We have made it to another week

God is goo

*good