Jake

hey amy

Hey Toast🫠

WADE

Amy!

Hey Wade

HI SIARRA

hi siarra.

yeah

what?

I was just saying hey

Hi toasty

MADI

Hi

Someone is pissy today

do you wanna see my black cat?

Wsp

mot much

Just bored

gotta do a meeting again

soon

o

Hello ShyDragon.

Awwwwwwww

WHATS ITS NAME

uhh

hello

my 5 year old brother named it

uh huh

Black Kitty

has jake been on

That’s a good name

hold on'

ill hold her hostagemto get a better photo

That’s adorable

shes stir crazy

I’m a dog person but I also love cats

cats

so cute

Facts

heres marvin

hes a big boy

Chonky boy

Madi?

Cats

ive gotta do a meeting

bye for now

Cya bro

I dont wanna though

the class sucks

facs

What class

NO I DONT BITCH

facs

family and consumer science

hello again

Hello ShyDragon.

Oh dang

its has the stupidist fucking late assignment policy ever

every day its late, its 10% off the assignment

Damn

So do it on time boi

NO

idk what im supposed to do

It’s literally facs

Toast I have a solution

HI AMY

KITTY.

yeah?

cat

VUIHSDIUBHUDBIHDIUBD

KITTY

JAKE

this was not against his will

LOOK AT THE HAIRY PUSSY

Solution: don’t do it

of course

And if they tell you to do it, declare Mortal Kombat

just beat them and then brutalize them

HI SIARRA

hey jake

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Adorable Cat

Awh kittyyyy

hes giving you a side eye jake

Why me

jake probably made joke bout my pussy huh

Yes I did

yep

knew it

what it say?

<3

lol it knows

<3

JAKE

EW.

WHAT THE FUCK-

Rice krispies fruity marshmallows and milk

WHAT ARE U EATING BRO

IT LOOKS LIKE U THREW UP IN UR CEREAL

i was hungry

is that my nut?

SIARRA

i was feeling autistic

Yes

^^^^^^

jake

amy

i’m going to get my math score in 20 minutes

i’m so scared

I’m sure you did great

Don’t stress too much

will you be on uwu in 20

Yes

okay

thanks

hey jake

Yup

Sup toast

WITH ME BITCH

MUHAHAHAAHAHAH

Yep!

hi madiii

how do i recover from this?

…you don’t

What class

HWAT CLASS

unless you have like extra credit

DAMN

HHMMHMHMHMHM HI AMY <3

algebra

how are you?

Algebruh

IM TIRED

Your fucked

Can you retake it

SUCKS FOR U BITCHES

I’m in algebra

I GOT A 90%

Give ms arnold the d and youll get an a

HEEHEHEHEHEHEH

we do corrections tomorrmondayow

congrats!

My lil smartie <3

YEAH IM GOOD AT MATH

Wait nvm, geometry

Wtf is happening I’m so confused

ill give her a .40

that’s anazing madi

IM JUST KINDA STUPID WHEN I HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT

DAMN

Idk we’re talking about grades and I keep making sexual comments about Madi

i can only hope for a 90

Typical day on WJE

djejkskekee i’m so scared

my whole class grade is riding on this

my typical day of torturing jake cause i love him <3

like the magnum

from farcry

Rip

ik

Ok dope

also

it’s like 30% of my grade

yes it is torture 😭

im ordering fc5 and new dawn on amazon

YAY

not new dawn

but 5

im not using gamepass to play it again

YAY

That’s not a lot

OH SO U DONT LIKE TO BE TORTURED?

ill play 6 on game pass

OH OH I SEE

NO

I SEE

MK

…

whats your problem with new dawn

Gay ass

6 SUCKS DICK

FUCK SIX

i hope that’s a joke

Madi it pains me that I can’t be with you 😭

you can still get a

uhh

uhhh

uhhhhh

idk im failing math

pfft

Lol

Math is fucked

Same toast

my really smart friend got a 86

Amy how do you feel about statistics

so i’m really scared to check

its okay we're still together even if we cant do it psychically <3

Of the Advanced Placement variety

Dude I could never

i’m planning on taking ap stats soooo

<333

Same I can help then lmao

do it?

NO WAIT

does that mean

Are you a soph rn?

NOT LIKE THT

TOAST

Sex

NO

no

E sex

.........

ew freshman nasty

^^^^^^^

SO HOW BOUT THT MOMMY KINK WADE?

AHASUIHDIUHI

ITS A FUCKING RPG

Freshmen are so bad my school doesn’t even have them

THATS GAY

GUYS

NO

Wait does it have deputy at the end?

:)

WHY CAUSE IT SHOWS HEALTH BARS

okay

I’m kidding lmao

meow

Freshmen are so gross dude

IDFK I HAVENT BEAT 5 YET

IM RESTARTING

NOT IN MY FARCRY GAME

THOSE ARE FOR RPGS

NOT FARCRY

Lol

WE DONT NEED HEALTHBARS

I PLAYED ON ASHITTY PC WITH SHITTY GRAPHICS

FR

everyone is getting less than 90s so far

I still gotta get Farcey

My district keeps them in the middle school like the gross little shits they are

GUYS DO I READ THE EMAIL MY EX SENT ME OR JS DELETE IT B4 I SEE IT?

NOW IM PLAYING ON SERIES X

BULLETS SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL PEOPLE

See she gets it

i’m gonna have a panic attack over a fucking test

Rip ur gonna fail

HEADSHOTS MY BOY

BECAUSE THEY WERE SHOT OUT OF A GUN

A GUN

THAT KILLS

A GUN

NO NEED FOR HEALTH BARS

THEY DO THAT IN ALL THE OTHER GAMES TOO

Freshmen are so weird lmao

aLL IVE READ SO FAR IS "I SWEAR TO GOD" DO I JS DELETE IT ORRRR?

Like imagine being in 9th grade

Ew

YEAH, BUT I DONT SEE THEM

SHUT UP JAKE YOUR A SENIOR PEDO

okay i think you’ve made your point

Ikr?

Freshmen are goofy

anywyas

rant over

Baloo?

🤮<— how freshmen make me feel

Whats you opinion on far cry primal

okay

idk

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

havent played it

guys

that’s not really helpful

Who’s that?

Toast is that you?

look at this person closely

whats your opinion on the nudity in far cry 4?

It has a dick

10%

yes

*100%

If it’s a femboy I swear..

trans

It’s a trap

It’s a femboy

OH HELL NO

You can tell by the head shape

there is none

Shoulders

except the guards at the arena

Lack of a wide waist

Yes there is

and some yuri

That’s a fucking dude

Which game has the best nudity?

Whos yuri

Asking for a friend

With his dick swinging under the skirt like a grandfather clock

4 100 percent

Excuse me, grandfather cock

primal only has nudity with certain people

Bet

everyone’s failing

you barely get to see it

Yes toast you are a very pretty girl

i’m scared to check

who needs a femboy

3 is one or 2 sex scenes with citra nipples having makeup on them

Toast I want to punch a gas tank and make it explode

WHEN I EXIST JAKE

Stop being a pussy and check

blood dragon is just more tribal nudity

That’s a cool name

NOOO

I FUCKING LOVE BLOOD DRAGON

Its the dlc for 3

ITS NOT DLC

You’re the prettiest princess dw

ITS A SEPERATE GAME

theres no nudity in new dawn 5 or 6

or 2

or 1

SuRRA

Toast which game did u punch the gas tank?

5

ITS THE DLC

not on 360 though

What?

NO

5

Damn

Nintendo Switch?

wade do you have a 360?

No blood dragon is the 90s scifi one

YOOOOOOO

YES

help

Yeah

With what?

Yeah but theres a tribal woman in it without a top on

3 GAMES

life

LOOK AT THE LABLE

3 GAMES

ITS STILL A DLC

NO

I’m here <3

ITS LIKE ASSASSINS CREED LIBERATION

ITS A SPINNOFF

SPINOFF DLC

cfhgfjnvjkh,bn

2 DISCS

ITS A SPINOFF, NOT DLC

MONKEY

i like your mario bedsporead

No no no you do not understand this is a full on other game

ITS STILL A SPINOFF

THANK YOU, I GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR

I KNOW THAT

THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS DLC

ITS STILL A SPINNOFF THO

YES

THATS CORRECT

OK FINE WHATEVER

5

i forgot if i answered or not

4

3

2

asfasgsg

1

1

YOU WHAT

AHHHHHH

you could get 4

I clearly missed something but why are you grabbing old men’s thighs Jake??

its on 360

No I’m grabbing Madi’s thighs 😭

Dont question daddy jak

I am daddy jak

Madis a man

NICE

quotebook

But but you said an old man’s?

4 is

No no

its prettyh good too

But you did

Toast I got more stuff

No no no I was saying I was gonna grab Madi’s thighs INSTEAD of a weird man’s

hi

what

did i walk on to

Uh

check uwu?

Idk actually

MADI

IS

A

MAN

I

my teacher said won’t fucking hurry up

DONT

THINK

SHE

IS

and put my grade in

Hi alex

hi caleb

HELLO

alzexa

Ye

alexa

alexandra

alexandria

WHY IS AN OLD MAN EVEN MENTIONED?

NO SHE IS A *WO*MAN

Man*

ITS NOT AN OLD MAN ITS A WEIRD MAN THAT IS A FEMBOY

I'm the Scholar I'm never wrong

MEN DONT HAVE TITTIES

EXPLAIN THAT

exactly

KRIS DOES

YEAH I DO

This conversation is weird

MINE ARE BIGGER THAN ANYONES

(except daddy jakes)

YEAH

CAUSE YOURE FROM FUCKIN WHOVILLE BRO

Jake you have dug yourself the deepest grave at this point just change topic

so guys

Yeah I really have

farcry

Tf does tha tmena?

great games

HEY DO YOU GUYS LIKE CLOWNS

AND MUSIC

NO

CAUSE IF SO…

I HATE CLOWNS

NO

HEH HEH HEH

EXCEPT TEH JOKER

I HATE CLOWNS

WHOOP WHOOP

HES COOL

except harley quinn😩

Shes hot

JAKE NO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

SHES NOT A CLOWN

My stupid fucking hair won't go down

SHES A JESTER

YOUR WALLS ARE WHITE?

Yes

Tf you mean your hair never stands up

WHY AM I YELLING

THANK YOU

no they arent

ive been to your house

actually she’s a harlequin