It's Rigged

i like fucking dildos

good for you

Other post, delete this one

nuh uh

He gets priority

ur biased because i gave you up

augh augh augh augh augh augh augh augh i love riding

Qdym

Wdym**

inside joke

Alr 💀

Inside ur ass

Hold ur horses

not anymore, ex-master

Cosmo check wje crew rq

🍎

HI MALLL

HEY ARSONNN

HRUU

Wait message me idk what ur name is lol

IM GOOOOODD

WBY

IM BLAGHIDKSF<RJHGJHVJ

i love school chromebooks

(Not really I gotta take 3 tests in a row) 😔😔

GOOOD GOODD

fuck chromebooks

What even is this 💀

(i did that last night cus my dad took my phone until i finished them cus theyre overdue nd i was desperate cus i wanted to talk to my bf)

all of his tabs

Cosmo message me on wje crew rq idk what ur name is

lavi moshe zohar berko

thats my name

(Ahhh I woke up so late today cuz I only got 4 hrs of sleep doing hwww)

Damn

Can’t find it

(i hafta retake one of the exams i did cus i rushed in order to get my phoneback)

are you trying to search me up?

on google?

On wje crew

should i last name reveal?

Yez

Then I can track you down and send Pizza Hut to your address

it starts with y

the end

Yahmun

no

reall

lol I want pizza nowwwwww

p

i

z

Check wje crew I mes3ged u I think idk if it’s was the Ight acc

z

a

i have a screenshot of krissys house on google maps

oh

ok

we shoulda shown up for his b day yesterday

HI AMY

i also have his adress and full name

i just see 'dis u' on the dm

I think his name was dropped last post

it’s kristian gallgaher

lmao

Yes that one

that is my account

Alr coolsies

but why do u want to look me ip

*up

Chek da dm

my last name is johnson because i am dwayne johnson

well, i found myself somewhere when i looked myself up

www.youtube.com/shorts/z1I0OCbL5W0

www.youtube.com/shorts/i2M6Vn4EDcE

real

hi ethan

hi ethan

hi ethan.

man how bored u gotta be to be on yt shorts

reels are peak

can tbe taking tho cuz I do that sometimes when Ive been on insta too long

makes me feel better

reel(real)

Hello!

Ethan I should just call u Ed from now on

Hello!

No.

Yez

istg

bish u ain't gonna say hi to me???

I JS DID

NUH UH

Edgar

Hello!

oh , tht works ig

THATS BETTER

he doesn’t have the edger cut

MB

MHM

ETHAN IMA CALL U EDDIE FROM NOW ON

flase

Eddie makes me think of venom

yeah he does

AMY HERES SUM NICE VIDEOS FOR U : www.youtube.com/shorts/8CSbaw6IY5M

no

he jumper over the border too

imma steal his greencard

HERES ANOTHERhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/z1I0OCbL5W0

we should just call Ethan Edgar from now on

alr thts fucked up

fuck yall i aint edgar

That’s the point

nty

real

do i rlly have to do a face rev or a hair rev to show proof bruh

lmaooo

Maaaaaaybe

yeah. so we can tell the difference between ethan and edgar

X-x

im better ethan tbh

if u want

Edgar's r weird

no, ur adgar

NO SHIT

*edgar

IM NOT AN FUCKIN EDGAR

false

COSMO U CALL ME EDGAR IMMA CALL U PEDO

Eddie Brock

eddiee

.

hi NOT AN FUCKIN EDGAR

Eddddieee

i am dwayne johnson

no cap

edieeeeeeeeeeee

THE ROCKKK

JOHNSONN

i am the female rock

false

That’s offensive, call him Child Toucher instead

sounds like r introducing urself like that

W

NOOOOOO

i will hurt you

because I am

glazing

YES

nuh uh

muscle mommy 😋

"HI 100% PEDO HERE" -edgar

real

BHAHAHA

edgar what’re your thoughts

BWAHAHA

someone quotebook that

Which one

we got a quotebook??

What am I quoting

edgars quoute

Gotchu

YOU DIDJTN KNOW?

NOO

imma link u up

YESS

PLEASE DO

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11KhQzSoRsuRmC8n8DhzhRC9sCMxX8At-Y8qL-TUPwvU/edit

This one? HI 100% PEDO HERE" -edgar

im done.

yeah

AMY WTFFF U SAYINN

LMAOO

fuck yall.

Gotchu

mwua

Fuck me daddy

u know that we're just messing with u

and how did the ethan-edgar stuff start

idk

but its funny

fr

Amy I think

oh

ethan doesn’t look anything like an edgar

yeah

he looks more like an edward

lmaoo

Cosmo respondddd

idk y but Edward feels right

Eddie Brock

wadey

katana me in half

🗡️

yummy

gonna draw this on me

ethan you should call wade oppa because he’s older than you

niceee

Yez

FRR

wait how old is Edgar n wade??

im 14.

He should call me Daddy.

wade still like 13

wade is 8

wade is like 16

in months

WHICH ONEE IS RIGHT??

half of thay

imma say 13

he’s 16 😭

FR?

he’s 8

no

how the fuck is he 13

hes 13

hes 16

stop capping

how tf is he 13

🍿

i know

nah wade how old r u

he doesn’t look 13 i know what he looks like

he’s 13

Dunno, you tell me

I SAY 16

wade acts 13, he also sucks at codm,

HE LOOKS 8 💀💀

no wade literally said hes 15 wade is 15]

WADE SUCKS ASS IN CODM

I WAS MULTITASKING

wade just sucks ass

WAIT NEW AGE??

1v1 ME

WHAT AGE IS RIGHT

no he looks 16, asians just age differently

WAIT WADE IS ASIAN??

ade arent you 15

THIS IS MIND BOGGLING STUFF

1v1 ME ETHAN

fr

Ethan gonna chiken out

bet tht lil bro

i half expected wade to be a skinny white boy

ILL WHOOP YOUR ASS

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

nah arson i 1v1 him and others he's ass

WHAT U WANNA RUN>? SNIPERS?

AR?

SMG?

LMG?

PISTOLS?

ALL GUNS

he is (according to amy)

MELEES?

TRY ME

SHOTTYS?

MELEES

wait, wade is asain?

IGH

Since when is she right?

real I imaged wade as some white kids

THEN SNIPERS

according to amy hes an asian kid that looks like human rattatoulie

LMAO

RUN IT WHEN I GET HOME OR DIS FUCKING WEEKEND

WAIT I REMEMEBR THAT

I FUCKING HATE SNIPERS BUT FINE

fr snipers such

glock

suck*

ALL DESTROY U WITH THE MAIN SNIPER

I got a Glock in my rari

DLq33

27 shots no 38

I DONT EVEN HAVE EVERYTHING FOR IT UNLOCKED

BAHAHAHA

ak47

skibidi rizzzzzzzz

he is

hes also short

AK47>>>

im on top at codm

ILL USE MY DUAL DOBRAS AND MY M4

snd he looks like a rat with glasses

FIGHT ME BITCH

im on top of a condom

u suck ass w ur dobras

he looks like a human

ILL TAKE A STIM SHOT AND RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOU

I wanna make a bomb that looks like food and feed it to a toddler

....

Then I’ll use my axe

alr ill run u w a m4 also

Wait wait wait friend us fr

lol

you could usd explosive paste that when it reacts with the stomach fluid it explodes

quoting that

....

what did he say

yesss

*rat

little scientist over heree frfr

ILL KILL YOU WITH A FLAMING MOLOTOV

or pure sodium. it reacts really well with water

let’s do it bro

WE SHOULD

or it can cause some bad gas build up

Shut up you’re built like an Indian Megamind with that big ass forehead with the eye brows of a fucking angry bird

i said im on top of a condom and he said im under the condom

pfft

ROASTED

COOKED

BAKED

FRIED

SAUTED

SLICED

DICED

ANNIHILATED

ON A PIKEE

DAYUMM

DAMN

IUFLKH

HOLY FUCK

AMY U FINNA TAKE THAT IS CRAZY

DAMN

Yo wsg

I personally would NOT let that slide

ick

is that ryan reynolds?

wtf lol

Yes

I saw that

I didn't

What did he say?

do u wanna build a meth labbbb

lmao

"I'd give him head" I think

Already have one

FLAMED

FRR

Brl who wouldn't?

lmao

no

BLACH

ikr like what even was the context of that photooo

moonshine is easier

ill give him a mouth hole

Sup

ook

Smash

Frfr

BRO AMY DIPPED

I WON

no

you look like the love child of a nyc sewer rat and woke white transgender named emily with that fucking acne and greasy hair

she got cooked

DA giubjn

IM DED

BAHAAH

LMAOOO

YALL GOTTA FIGHT

his was better

that isnt very CSI

i’ve seen mice more appealing than you

KEEP GOINN

amy wade won

i’ve seen fucking gore films more appealing than you

Shit you can spell words as long as sewer?

yeah shut up

You’re literally built like an egg, your head is a literal hard boiled egg I could get at Walmart

no

I've seen porn videos more appealing than you

pfft

lmao

your face is white than an egg, and if i blew at you you’d be knocked over

i would like to boil your egg

i’ve seen twigs with more muscle than you

real

kris is actually built like a toothpick though

.

You use slutty ass profile pics since you know you’re ugly as shit, nobody would fuck that, literal Indian Megamind egg head angry bird eyebrows looking ass bitch

.

bored

.

Everyone just be scrolling paste this

Anyway

Gtgt

damn 😭

Cya

byebye

h;sldkgjs

🍿

But before I leave

awh , amy x wade so cute <3

lol

huh

troll romance

damn

I said that yesterday

REAL

wasnt there a guy who like simped over her for 3 days and then said he was going to kill himself afterwards lol

imagine being shipped

amy x dani

could not be me

YES

Prob her on an alt

no it was wades alt

Smash

ingenious x leo

slut is the only insult you have lmfao and you look more like mega mind than i ever will with that fucking goofy ass smile and those twig legs istg you look like a fucking panda bear with that fucking “im such an angel teehee” smile and that fucking orange acne on your pockmarked skin and those fucking nasty eyebrows

peak

yay

you support that

wait wade smiled???

jake x blach x wade threesom

NO WAYYYY LMAO

he’s my man

frfr

BAHAH IT WAS THE MOST FUCKING EMBARRISNG SMILE

Yooooooo wsg

rapboat x homeless jamal

WHEN I SAW HIM HE WAS JUST STARING INTO THR SCREEN

rapboat x leo

WAIT I HAVENT SEEN WADEEE

I would WHOOP HIS ASS in a RAP BATTLE

rapboat x leo

LOLZ HE HAD THE MOST GOOFY SMILE

rapboat x leo

NAHHH

🙂

rapboat x leo

you should show me

In a RAP BATTLE???

At least I got a normal sized forehead, I could put a piece of bread on your fucking forehead and there’d still be 3 inches visible. Look like you got a fucking uni brow Rick Sanchez looking ass

Challenge accepted