Is Madi Jake's Wife?

???

YEAH THERE MARRIED SO BACK OFF FROM MADI

@Jake Then you don't mind if I ask her out? Take her on a date?

ew bro she don’t want u

She does, she said it in a message but deleted it

U can’t delete messages on uwu

wtf is uwu?

I doubt she wants anyone except for jake

Jake where are you

BRUH IF THIS ORANGE ASS BITCH DONT BACK THE FUCK OFF OF MY BESTIE I WILL PERSONALLY COME FUCKING FIND YOUR ASS AND BRING JAKE W/ ME

Madi was sexting me last night

NAH THE FUCK

GIRL WOULD NEVER DO THAT

EW TF

She said it on Skype

BACK OFF CRUSTY BITCH

SHE DINT HAVE SKYPE

Dont*

How do I message Jaek

She does

JAKE IS ON UWU, AND HES BUSY LEAVE HIM ALONE

HES WORKING

oop

SUP BITCHES

JAKE HANDLE HIM

supe rat

HES BEING A MAN WHORE

oop jake ban him

His name is "ModInstigator" I don't think I should care about anything he says

REAL

HOWEVER

HES TALKIN ABOUT MADI

THIS, I will care about

ban him ban him ban him

jake i think he wants to steal your wifey

Jake light his ass

No bans

The bitch is gone

We don’t ban people for insults

I'm not arguing with someone whose sole purpose is to start fights

W JAKE

It wasn't an insult

Jake whatd you do

and it could have been considered pedophilia

he banned him

He’s instigating

Hmm

INSTI-GAY-TING

he had it coming to him anyways

BAHAHAHA REAL

Lmao

FR

yall im scared af rn

Why

why??

por que?

my fricking band teacher is having me do a solo at the fucking winter concert

L

cope

cry about it

Fucking he’ll

Hell*

Jake play nice

I'm just joking

he's like oh "you'll done great" and i'm over like "bitch no tf"

Haha anxiety

Well I don’t have the mental focus to think about if he should have been banned or not considering what Dagger Jr said so I’m gonna go take a shit

like yall i dont even like sneezing infront of ppl

GAY-nxiety

bro

💀

have fun

what happend to dagger?

FUCK I FOUND MY NEW FAV SONG ARTIST

guys homestuck music fucking slaps sometimes

lol

Nothin

oh

TF IS HOMESTUCK

ANYWAYS

AWESOM

E

yal i found an app

IT'S A HORRIBLY LONG WEBCOMIC

LISTEN TO BLUE EYES BY ANIMOZIC

AND IT'S DOPE

AND IT HAS MUSIC

AND FLASH ANIMATIONS

ima send the link

BET ILL READ RN

AND INTERACTIVE BITS

WAIT WAIT

NO LEMME GIVE YOU A LINK

OKOK

no me first

https://tuna.voicemod.net/

damn

BITCHES LISTEN TO THIS SING

BLUE EYES- ANIMOZIC

IM FUCKIN OBSESSED

https://homestuck.giovanh.com/

THIS IS AN UNOFFICIAL VERSION

THAT WORKS GOOD

IF IT GETS BORING JUST KEEP GOING TRUST ME IT'S SO GOOD THE MORE YOU READ

AFTER YOU GET PAST THE FIRST INTERMISSION THINGS GET AWESOME

jake

https://www.homestuck.com/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff/1

try the link i just sent

ALSO READ THIS TOO

OKOK

IT WILL BE IMPORTANT FOR IN-UNIVERSE JOKES

I DID 💀

lmao did u like i

*it

u can play it in class i did that earlier lmao

I will 💅✨💃👹☕️🤭💋💋

lmao

slayy

Slayy

Slayy

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LITERALLY

YOU WUNNA SEE MY BF JAS

yes

let me see

rn

OKOK

rn

https://tuna.voicemod.net/sound/681c61ac-ba7e-458c-9634-faf3ac36ed6a

OK ONE SEC ITS NOT LOADING

oop is he cute?

I MET HIM IN MATHHHH

YES

aint no way that man is in 9th grade

IM NOT IN 9TH GRADE HOE

he looks like he could be

oop

With this generation it looks like 11th graders and 5th graders but they’re all the same age

mayb

what grade is he in?

11th, we’re in a mixed grade pre math class or whatever

imagine being in 11th grade

couldn't be me

what grade r u in

Imagine being white

10th

mf u are in 11th

IM NOT THAT WHITE

YES YOU ARE

NO IM NOT

BITCH YEA

YOU ARE

jake i will expose your true identity if u keep talking

TF YOU MEAN "TRUE IDENTITY"

DO IT

BATMAN

HOW DID YOU KNOW

what u look like mf i will do it

IT WAS OBVIOUS

DAMMIT

I THOUGHT I WAS GOOD AT HIDING IT

nah

not anymore at least

NO BITCH ACCORDING TO MADI YOU CANT EVEN HIDE YO DICK /J

WHAT

HUH

HM/

?

LMAO

SJSJEJEHEJE I WAS JOKING

I CAN HIDE MY DICK VERY WELL

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN IT?

IT WAS A JOKE BITCH DONT EVEN CONTINUE IT

nobobdy want to see that

I DINT WANT TO

BUT HAVE YOU?

NO I DKNT WANT TO

EXACTLY

YOU PROB CABT EVEN SEE IT

MICROSCOPIC

LIES

jake keep talking i will expose you

BAHAHAHA

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HUH

YOU CAN JUST TELL WHEN A GUY HAS NO DIXK

I HAVE A DICK

ITS OBVI

NOPE

YES

OH OH GUESS WHAT

JK JK

jake ima expose you rn my guy

JAKE YOU KNOW HOW YOU PLAY GUITAR

YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT

JUN PLAYS GUITAR TOO

WHO IS JUN

MY BF

DAMMIT

HE PLAYS TOO ANSJEJEBEUEHDHS

HE'S ALREADY BETTER JUST BECAUSE HE'S ASIAN

BAHAHA

That’s racist

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an asian kid Better than you

WADE YOU SEEM SO DRY AND DOWN YOU GOOD

How was your shit

caps lock

oop

*grabs popcorn to watch this shit unfold*

Literally or figuratively

*literally*

LMFAO

HAAHAHAH