Any Mikes Here?

Michael hunt is online. I should prolly ask in other threads have u see Mike hunt?

hm?

that concludes the mike check

i know a michael hawk

I also know a Mike by the last name Litoris

hi jake

Wsg jake

AH IT JAKE

www.youtube.com/shorts/rkcq44ZM_Ac

nuh uh

ded

?

Guys I'm hungry, what should I eat

jake came on, but didn't come all the way

a peach

fr

fr fr

that sounded so wrong

fr

lol

A peanut butter oil sandwich

tf

Greetings

i guess he realized that wje isn't madi

Ok I only have rice so I might just eat that

Brb

*peanut oil

chinese moment

chat died

FR

It did?

Pectoral muscle

What the fuck

can you stop[

like ik your tryna be funny or some shit but it gets to a point where its annoying af

sorry I'm not tryna be mean but pls chill out

all u hadda do was say

shut up , respectfully.

not allat......

well If I said that then he/she would have come back with some science shit respectfully

who?

shy drago

Okay then, but still, pectoral muscle (last time)

*dragon

There are very strange science facts out there

yeah, but you shouldn't say them randomly

i know some of them.

my turn....

JK lmao

lol

nah, go ahead ethan

also don't put icyhot on ur nuts.

yeah

it fucking burns.

its Hot.

then its cold.

and its minty.

fr that shit is uncomfortable

did you like it or smt?

it happend last night

no.

*lick

it fucking hurt...

no the smell is minty

it has mentho in it

well then we know next time don't do that

Holy shit

no shit.

wtf is icyhot

like it didn't hurt when it put it on

Pain relief thing

then it progressively started to burn.

Yes shit

i almost cried.

ofc its gonna burn

I’m glad I don’t have nuts, because I’d definitely do that

why did u even pit ot pm

oh

*put it on

Oh?

i heard of sum tin

and i wanted to see if real.

it was real.

take this from a mod.

y tho

don't do it.

because

Then you shouldn’t put mint toothpaste on your nuts eitehr

eiyher

either

that.

the fucking pain.

its white like cum , and clumpy but isn't sticky

i barely put any on..... it still burned.... badly.

Ok random question, what does cum look like?

It’s ironic lol

disclaimer , how old are u.

Why is plain rice so good

cuz ur asian

shy how old .

11

...

bro ain't finna deny or confirm//

💀💀💀

I’m not 11, but you won’t believe me anyway

Do you think I’m that stupid? Why would I reveal my age online? It was fun to act younger

thats all i finna say.

Ooh

yep/

Good description!

for the first half second I thought you mean pH like acidity levels 💀

Goodnight everyone, this is starting to get extra weird and I should probably go to sleep

tf > what time is it 4 u

tehe

hi madi

FUCK

YEAH YEAH ITS ME BITCH

YEAHHHHH

Hi cosmo

ETHAN

WHY U GET ON WHEN I HAVE TO GO

IS IT TRUE

OMFG>

When it's really getting weird, then you know, you should go to sleep☝🏻

what true

IS IT TRUE ETHAN

10:04 PM (or 22:05) and I’m sleepy ok

HURRY I GTG

THE THING

BOUT YK WHO

ASKING U BACK

GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP WELL AND SWEET DREAMSSSSSSS

OK

ALR I GTG

Or actually not, maybe I’ll stay because sleep doesn’t need me

alr

CAUSE ME AND DANI AND JAKE

HAVE A PLAN

cya ethan

BUT GO AHEAD

BYE ETHAN

DONUT BE ON TMRW

ISTFG

EAIRLER

I WILL BRO DAMN

I CANT

(I promise I will go to sleep)

SMH

WHY

U TRY HAVIN STRICT PARENTS BUDDY

BRU

U DUMB NUT

2:00PM IS EARLY

I GTG NOW

OK BYE

Okeee

I have the song dumb dumb by mazie stuck in my head 😭

It’s literally just “everybody’s dumb dumb dumb (x2000) la la la la la la (x a lot)

please talk

please

Hi

Hi ingenious

Hi

Hru

Hello

IM GOOD BRU

HRU*

🪦

.

nu uh

smh smh

ANWYAYS HI SAHHH

?

GUESS WHAT

?

HELLLOOO MADI

I bought a 40$ band t shirt

COOL ASF THO

I LOVE IT

DEFINITLY SUITS ME

NICEEEEEEEEEE

IM SURE IT DOES FRFR

AND THEN I ALSO GOT A NECKLACE THAT HAS MY NAME

?? ??? ??? ??? ?

????

OMGGGGGGG THATS REALLY COOL

ITS BLACK AND HAS LIKE THAT COOL IDK PHANTOM BLUR EFFECT WITH LIKE GREEN AND BLUE?

Hi how are you

ITS LIKE RLY COOL

ILL SHOW U GUYS WHEN ITS WASHED

good hru

ok

cause aint no way im bouta try on a shirt from a store who knows how many ppl sneezed on it

or wore it

lol

IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

Glad to hear that, me too

REAL

I'm scared af for tmr though

dead

Oh what's tomorrow

🪦

my birthday

OMG YOUR BIRTHDAYYY BUT WHY ARE YOU SCARED THEN

BC BRO IM TURING 16

and then I start driving so I'm just like idk

OHHHHHH I THOUGHT YOU ARE 16 AGQHHWHHSHSHS

Nooo, don't worry about that

not yet

I'm still scared though bro

It'll be okay, just don't worry or stress too much about the future

true true

Yup, what time is it there rn

It's okay, I can understand, but you can do it

Nate bro, where did you go

yo

!omsoC

sorry I'm cleaning but what's up

rn its 5:27

ur in est

yeah

Ahhhh okeokeee then I'm sorry

in the morning?

ucheiy

ur good

evening

Ah oke, I see

Hello

mhm

Hello

Bro me just looking for good jokes []~(￣▽￣)~*

How was your day so far

Who are ui

You

Have fun

Probably someone new

its going good my gf was over like an hour ago and I did my hw and then I realized that my birthday is tmr so I'm just like yay fun and now I'm here cleaning

a person

Sounds goooooddddddddd

yeah lol

Nice

but now I don't want to clean anymore

co

cool

I need to my room is a wasteland

Well at least my side of my bedroom

you can stop for now and continue later

mine is to bro and its getting better but I literally lost all motivation to clean

yeah I have to get ready for football practice

I wanna buy self tanner because I look like my wall in my bedroom lol

imagine lol

Damn

imagine having no melanin

But fr

dead

Nice nice have funnn

hold up

it got cancelled nvm

ohhh AGAGQHHAAGHA okeee

damn our game got postponed too

HI SAH

shut it

OMG ITS AMY TOO

Ok bye guyes I'm gonna buy self tanner

HIII HAVE I TOLD YOU ILYYY <3333

hi flappy

Ohhhhh

ILYTTT HRU

HI FLAPÖY

wsg cosmo

HRUUUU

YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD ON DISCORD ISTG

sah it is almost 11

maybe u should sleep soon or smth

NO

SONHAPPY CAUSE HUESS WHAT

We have holidays

damn aggresive

MY COACH PULLED ME OVER

AND SAID I DID REALLY GOOD FODAY

AND THAT

hi

IM IMPROVING A LOT AND GETTING REALLY GOOD

IG THATS SOMETHING GOOD RIGHT

LEOOOOOOOOOO

wsg leo

AHAHAHAAHAHAHSAAHAHAHAHA <33333

hiii

DUHHH

OMG THATS SO COOL

AMYYYYYYY

I ROWED 8 MILES TODAY 💪

WAIT IMMA COMPLAIN ABT MY COACH IN DISC HANG ON

KKKKK

HEHEHE

nice

OKEOKE

THE DEVIL LAUGH

hi leo

hi

Helloo

hi

HELLOOO

hi

HI MALLARDDDDD

MAL

MALLY HIII

HRU MAL

hi rhino

FLAPPYYYYY HIIIII

IM RLLY GOOD

HBU

hey cosmo

OMG YAYYYY

IM GOOD TOO, I HAVE TO GO TO A DINNER TODAY SMHSMH

DAMN

WHATS THE DINNER FOR

hi flappy

MAAAAAALLLLL

HEY SAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit it’s so late

hey leoooo

?

hey nate

HOW ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU

There you are

IM RLLY GOOD HBU

hi mal

hru

not good wbu

wsg

oh damn

im good

GLAD TO HEAR THATTTT ME TOOOOO IM JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO TIRED AGQHQHHSHSHSSJSSJS

yeah

IM TIRED TOOOOOOOOOOO

that's good to hear

Is it still about your birthday

HIHIHIHIHI

yup

lol hi sah

what happened?

I'm turning 16 tmr

is that bad?

yes

oh why

I have to learn how to drive

and I don't want too

ohh

well I mean there is a few pros and cons

THEEENNNNNN YOU COULD TAKE A NAP

drivings not too bad

the pros I can go where ever I want even to my gfs house and the con is ppl are gonna ask me for rides and I have to pay for gas

ITS 6:25 FOR ME SO ILL J WAIT FOR BEDTIME HAHAHA

Dw, in a few months I'm turning 17, and I'm not scaried (but 17 sounds such a serious age damn I'm just a little bit scaried) ACTUALLY I DON'T WANT TO GET OLDER

yeah thats fair

SEE EVEN SAH IS ON THE SAME PAGE

THATS SO SCARY

yk what

screw 16 I'ma be 6 again

realllll

i cant wait to be able to drive cus itll make shit so much easier for me

when I had the time to play with cars and watch Elmo and paw patrol

If you think about it, everything has its advantages and disadvantages, so don't worry about it Nate

fr

lol

very true

SOOO IMA TURN 7 IN A FEW MONTHS

I never had the time to do that

but still I dont want to crow up

I'm 5 rn

Me neither

hi ingenious

im 5 too!

why

PQGSHSSHHSSHJ

TWINSSS

YAYAYAYAYAY

ok all the girls in here I have a question

i do but i dont

okay

No but I want to drive but I'm scaried, like can I make it

Oke

I played soccer and my parents made me take Chinese classes

i was so scared the first time but now its pretty chill as long as i focus rlly hard

so when I asked my gf out and she said yes why do her friends come up to her and scream and cry and stuff I'm just wondering bc all i got was a dap up and a you better hit

Okeokeeeeee thx

cus girls are dramatic

usually

Da,m

Dam,

oh ok

Damn

bc I was just so confused

they like to make big deals outta stuff like that

PQGAGSHSHSHHHSJS THEY ARE JUST HAPPY

cus (this is gonna sound like fuckin health class im so sorry) by nature girls are emotional nd social like that

Real

like I barley got to give her a hug wait I didn't even get to give her a hug and her whole friend group swarmed around her and was like OMGGGGGGGG

so theyre gonna rlllllly show their emotions

ohhh ok ok that makes more sense

POOR YOU

yeah they were j excited nd like happy for her

ikr

but I didnt even get to give her a hug

well I mean I got one after but still

Exactly, it's nothing bad actually

Yup

thats why my bf asked me out in private 😭

Next time hopefully

no no I'm not saying its bad I was just so confused

im sorry thats stinks

lol there wont be a next time

hahahaha thats fair

damn

Girls are annoying

Why

true

ayy dont do that well I mean sometimes but like yeah they are annoying I have no words of motivation for that

I have a girl best friend and everyone asks us if we’re dating

bc we have been tg for almost 3 years

ahh thats honestly the worst

ive bbeen friends w a lotta guys

nd ppl always think im dating them

Damn i can relate

daaamn congrats

Woahhhhhh congratulations

thanks ma;

My record is four months how the fuck 😂

I asked her out on her birthday

Annoying tbh

halooo

Hi

Hellooooooo

how are u guyes :)

ahahahaha a few days ago my bf nd i celebrated one year since he told me he liked me (we didnt start dating til like 5 months ago) but it was pretty crazy

hiii

💀

damn

Good hbu

Fr

yeah we sat on a call for like an hour nd went through our old emails (i lost my phone when we first started talking so we had to email lmfao) but we were so awkward when we first started talking it was hilarious

hi liz

im goood hbu

hello

The thing that’s getting in the way of me dating is everyone in my school is kind of racist

funny memories ig

I'm ok

yeah hahaha

oh damn

That's good i'm ok :)

That really sucks, but don't mind them

Good to hesr

hear

guys a male turkey was j chasing a female turkey around my front yard

Oop

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