Imagine Being Asleep

I'm not.

I was just doing some work.

Going back to work in 15.

couldnt be me for real

actually it could im gnna sleep soon BAHHSBS

hey lynx

Hello.

how you doing

EXHAUSTED.

Sorry, caps lock.

awww

why

Work/

ur good ur good

whats your job?

Chopping some firewood

The saw unfortunately broke.

oh yeah that sounds hella tiring 😭😭

You have no idea...

hi

does it pay good at least

wsp

not much u?

Fire is good enough compensation.

yea nm for me i gotta wake up real early tho so imma sleep soon

But my br8ther gives me more allowance based on work performance

hm true

i dont sleep.

may shhh go to bed

No.

So it's like a homemade job...

i see i see

zzzzzz time

No

okok im gonna sleep now myself

night char

night lynx

Goodness

night <3

Goodnight*

how do you mess that up-

Remember?

why...?

is ur keybored broken?

Yes.\

oh-

damn

That's why I'm TYPING so much more slowly.

oh

i doubt pple midn

Damn caps lock.

L

Eh?

smh

nvm

good night

hi danii

My hands are so shaky

hii

why?

Henlo

Hello.

Cold

oh..

Frigid inside frigid outside.

I despise cold.

i love it ^^

I am designed for heat.

im not

Lynx do you live in fucking Russian woodlands or something 😭

below freezeing is when i get even semi cold

Many such cases.

jake

i have apicture of u

That’s nice

u had a gutair

Please don’t show anyone

u cant see ur face but i wont

Oh it’s that one

That guitar is named Marlie

Idk why I named her that but that’s what it is

its eh

Sounds like Charlie

Except it’s actually a girl name

i h8 my name

sm

i dispise it

Womp womp

hm.

Charlie are you love depressed or can I ramble about my amazing girlfriend

Jake a word with you on Discord

I’ll hop on in about half an hour

I’m nursing my sickness

well, sometimes it gets annoying nd im not love depressed im the opposite.

Okay then can I just tell you about how amazing Madi is

Also why are you awake it’s like 1 in the morning where you are

reasons

Ok

Anyways

Is that okay

yeah

Sick

Man I don’t even know where to begin

hm

She’s literally everything I’ve ever dreamed of in a girl

thats so real

js wehn u fall asleep w/ a smile on ur face thinking about em

Everything about her perfectly matches up with me, it’s crazy

that is crazy

I usually fall asleep on calls with her :D

omgg

real

Her voice is so soothing and relaxing to me

omg jake ur making me think about sum1 everything u say

Hearing it after a long day always makes me feel so much better

it dose..

She’s the most beautiful girl I could possibly know

when they make ur heart happy>>>>>>

And I still find it hard to believe she’s really mine

It's important.

I never expected to find love, let alone the love of my life

I know lemme finish my soup

Very well.

I can only access it on my PC

soup omg

W

Anyways

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPYlEFagLYM jake listen to that sometime

She’s seriously just so amazing

its very calming

nd

yk

Idk how to fully express just how much I love her

i can relate

Well, I’m gonna finish up my tea. Thanks for listening to my little ramble

ofc

i was js thinking of someone so

Hope everything goes well with the person you’re thinking of

it will

trust me.

Good mindset!

Night Charlie :)

Night

i just woke up

imagine being sleep deprived

imagine not being asleep

can’t relate

can relate

can’t relate

people stalking this post

say something

please

mongus

YAY

hi

wsg amy

i missed you

same here

hello

i’m sitting in my room under a blanket

what’s your pfp

im taking an online class rn

HELLO!

realest shit i’ve ever seen

for what?

for extra study. my mom forces me to take it, ya know, asian parents

lmfao real

ello'

i used to go to this thing called rsm

for college level math

god that's even worse

Arthur Morgan

but i forcefully dropped out after purposefully failing all my tests cause i couldn’t take the pressure

yippee

Who?

oh

Orphaned street kid seduced by that maniacs silver tounge reduced into degenerate murderer

man i should start doing it, i fckin' hate my online teacher's guts

dafuq

oh !

i would just be watching youtube videos with my camera off the whole time ngl 💀

Well, that sounds amazing

that's literally what im doing right now 💀

im using AI to write my essays

make sure you use an online paraphraser too

is wade dead

no ?

he hasnt been online in like

a week

i normally js rewrite it in my own words, im too lazy to search it up

maybe he finally got help for his rampant schizophrenia

fair

wade MIGHT be alastor but who knows

yeah that’s what i think

hes not

Haha we’re still doing this?

EUPHORIA IS SO GOOD

yup

okay and?

mb g, you guys have the same exact typing style

does that prove anything?

Hey Virgo

I told you they wouldn’t believe that

ur rlly gonna believe "no"?

the show?

Why would Wade lie to me?

^^^^

cause he’s schizo

wade lieks to do a litol bit of trolling

or his parents took away his stuff

cause he’s delusional

either way thank god

frr

cramps suck

so bad

IM SO MAD

apparently i’m anemic

so that makes it worse

period poo talk

slayyyyyyyyy

why

Ratio

N O

I’m here to post dark jokes and watch the chaos

CAUSE ME AND ANDREI WERE TALKING ALL OF LAST NIGHT BUT IM ON DELIVERED SINCE 11PM

sounds like wade

sounds liek wade to me

Sounds like that other guy too

let the poor dude sleep emily 😭

NO BUT LET ME TELL YOU

god im fucking hungry

L

brutha has not been online in 5 days

Wade is the type of guy to unironically do cosplay as a hobby irl

THE LAST THING I SAID WAS “you don’t have to reply rn cause ur on the game but this is what it looks like” (I’m referring to this mini food thing I made that I found at target)

kill yourself.

AND IM STILL ON DELIEVERED

i tink he does

did you watch the video i sent you?

That’s the second time you’ve told me that today

JAKE

You guys play Roblox?

i bet he goes to those superhero conventions

CAUSE WHT IF HE DIDNT FALL ASLEEP

yuppers

i’ll take it back if you watched the video

MADI WATCHED IT TOO

Hmm

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGQd0LATCMk&pp=ygUlbWlja2V5IG9uIGEgcmFpbHdheSBwaWNraW5nIHVwIHN0b25lcw%3D%3D

that's the mickey mouse crackhouse

a goofy homicide

OH SAID THE DRIVER, I DONT CARE

😭

He was on two days ago

based driver

i'd say that too if mickey mouse looks liek dat

hey shawty you want summa dis?

wnat sum of wat? 😳

mickey mouse looks like someone took a shit and then stuck checker pieces on top

dat ass

ong frfr fax bruv on my life dat is

big cheeks

clap em

;)

rose shaped prolapsed anus

Skibidi skibidi

hey bbgs will you throw microwaved honeybuns at homeless people with me

ah, skibidi skibidi skibidism?

did you listen to 9mm

fuck yea

Mhm?

KRISTIAN

yuppers

Skibidi?

www.instagram.com/reel/C2gZZ77Nco9/?igsh=dWpqNm1wNnFhMms2

Amy

Skibidi dop dop dop

Watch

9MM

Skibidi dop no no

i did

what

y dafuq were u watching gay indian men having sex

LISTEN TO IT

HAHA

why did you make me watch that

Dip dip dip

Jake watches gay Indian sex?

guys

Yes?

yuppers

Sandwhcih

kristian i will destroy you if you don’t listen to it

hi

no

Hello

Who’re you?

no? why?

No hostility amy

a person?

YOURE NOT MY MOM YOU CANT TEL ME WHAT TO DO

Well, that explains everything doesn’t it?

Amy, lets make this a welcoming place for everybody

yes.

do you want my life story?

a biography?

what else should i say?

Haha! What is wrong with you?

Skibidi skibidi skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 😁👍

Like the Hazbin Hotel

:) you tell me, you guys obviously know :)

Now now al

😁👍

I have no idea who you are, that’s why I asked

Now Now Shy

none of that talk

it’s true.

mommy toast?

wild

excuse me

toast if you give me a juice box i won’t be hostile trust

Hm?

No

i only have 1 left

PLEASEEE

If you give me the juicebox you can keep your soul.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

YOURE GONNA SAVE IT FOR YOUR LUNCH

YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

BUT BUT

I HATE YOU IM RUNNING AWAY

IM GOING TO HAVE PREMARITAL SEX AND YOU CANT STOP ME MOM

GOOD

😭

YOURE A DISGRACE TO ALL

HAHA!

SHUT UP YOU OLD HAG YOU FUCKED DAD

HE DIDNT PULL OU

t

GOOD

MAYBE YOU SHOULDA SWALLOWED

I WISH I DID

Why didn’t you?

YOU DIDNT LET ME

YOU SLUT

Haha! True

PLOT TWIST

ALASTOR WAS THE MAILMAN

We should have gotten an abortion.

WE?

ITS MY CHOICE

You

NOT YOURS

HER BODY HER CHOICE

HARUMPH HARUMPH

It is my choice, I’ll beat you with my cane.

IF ONLY I KNEW OUR DAUGHTER WAS A BASTARD

harder daddy

INCEST IS WINCEST

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Not you, you’re the biggest mistake of my afterlife.

I bought it

IF ONLY I KNEW MY MOM WAS A JUNKO FREAK

cane's sauce go hard ong frfr on my life dat is bruv

dang

YOU FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND

WHORE

YOU ALSO BOUGHT MY MOM

SHES A PROSTITUTE

I never bought you, why are you here? Unwanted bonus.

YOU BOUGHT HER FOR 5 CENTS

HE DIDNT NEED TO PAY

CAUSE YOUR PULLOUT GAME WEAK

HES A GOOD MAN

Actually I bought her for a singular penny.

UNLIKE THAT MAN WHORE YOU HANG AROUND WITH

AT LEAST HE CAN PULL OUT

Is murder illegal?

WHAT

no

:)

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Just snap her neck and all our problems will go away!

IM LEAVING ANYWAY FAG

GONNA FUCK MY BOYFRIEND EVERYWHERE

ALSO, WE DID IT ON TOP OF YOUR BED AND NEVER WASHED THE SHEETS

I will rip your boyfriend’s soul from his body

MAYBE YOU WONT FIND HIM

MAYBE HES ALREADY GONE

I murdered him yesterday

LIKE GRANDPA

SHUT UP

ILL KILL YOU MYSELF

NO NEED FOR THE HITMAN

YOURE TOO OLD

YOUR LIKE 50

Just strangle her

AND ILL KILL YOU AGAIN IN HELL

ILL BREAK YOUR KNEES

IN JAPANESE

We’re in hell

Check your closet

I DONT CARE I CAN STILL FUCK HIM

Why is there a big black thing in my closet?

You can’t, I murdered him

ILL RIDE HIS DEAD BODY

I disposed of it

I cut off my wiener and then I deep fried it and I gave it to my cat. My cat ate it and took a nasty shit in the litter box. I grabbed my cat's gooey and smelly shit that's covered in kitty litter and i deep-fried it some more. I gave it to my dad and I said I deep fried chicken covered in pepper and salt. He ate it and he had a stroke. He then went to the hospital and saw a hot nurse and fucked her. Turns out the nurse was 17 so my dad got arrested and got a life sentence. He also got HIV & AIDS from having unprotected sex so he'll probably rot in prison. His cellmate then crushed HIS dick off and then shipped it off the Madagascar for the lemurs to eat. The female lemur actually shoved my dad's ripped off dick and shoved it up her pussy to reach her G-spot. And that's the story on how my dad became transgender in prison

oh

uh

wow

Subscribe to my YT channel for part 2

okurrrr

me no cry because I big STRONG man

420

dead

stop

Oh no.

Hello Al

Hello Toast

Monday left me horny Tuesday, I was through with coping Wednesday, my cheeks were spread wide open Thursday, waiting for peeks, waiting for cheeks Thank the queef, it's Friday I'm stroking like a dick sucked wild on Saturday Guess I won't be coming to church on Sunday I'll be waiting for dick, waiting for dick to come around

solomon grundy

born on a ninday

zzx6iuyHLC:"L

teehee

💀

kill yourself

no I didn't mean to delete :(

:(

ima add it to za quotebook

yesss

Hm?

That’s true

ngl id do that

dis was litawally my kindergarten teacher

mine was hot

dayum

actually same here

guys check my new post

hi